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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Mika
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There are 31 misheard song lyrics for Mika on amIright currently.
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"Any Other World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos it's all in the hands of a bitter pizza man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos it's all in the hands of a bitter, bitter man.
"Celebrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the whole world celibate
Original Lyrics:
I want the whole world to celebrate
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I too "daddy"? Am I too flirty?
Original Lyrics:
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Am I too flirty?
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I too dirty?
Am I too thirty?
Am I too thirty?
Original Lyrics:
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Am I too flirty?
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my greasy smile?
Do I repulse you with my greasy smile?
Original Lyrics:
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I remuscle with my crazy smile?
Original Lyrics:
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I subtract you?
Do I 're-plus' you with my queasy smile?
Do I 're-plus' you with my queasy smile?
Original Lyrics:
Do I attract you
Do I repulse you with my crazy smile?
Do I repulse you with my crazy smile?
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Having a baby, having a baby, putting my life on the brink
Original Lyrics:
Hello my baby, hello my baby, putting my life on the brink
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could be brown, I could be blue,
I could be violent inside.
I could be happy, I could be pappy,
I could be anything that you want.
I could be violent inside.
I could be happy, I could be pappy,
I could be anything that you want.
Original Lyrics:
I could be brown, I could be blue,
I could be violet sky.
I could be hurtful, I could be purple,
I could be anything you like.
I could be violet sky.
I could be hurtful, I could be purple,
I could be anything you like.
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could be humble; I could be bumble
Original Lyrics:
I could be hurtful; I could be purple
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got addicted to meth!
Original Lyrics:
I've gone identity mad!
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to be like Chris Cage
But oh, she looked were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
And I'm tentity maaaah!
But oh, she looked were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
And I'm tentity maaaah!
Original Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to be like Chris Kelly
Original Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
Chris Kelly was, of course, a well known TV presenter in England many years ago.
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace K but that looks me too sad
So I tried a little Freddie I got it into tonight
I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet in sky
I could be happy I could be peppy I could be anything you like.
So I tried a little Freddie I got it into tonight
I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet in sky
I could be happy I could be peppy I could be anything you like.
Original Lyrics:
I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie I've gone identity mad!
I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple I could be anything you like
So I tried a little Freddie I've gone identity mad!
I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple I could be anything you like
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little fatty
I've gone identity mad.
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little fatty
I've gone identity mad.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad.
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad.
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But it all looks way too sad
So I tried a little fitting
I've got e-tin-tin-ty, man!
But it all looks way too sad
So I tried a little fitting
I've got e-tin-tin-ty, man!
Original Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to be like great Kelly
But all her books were too mad.
So I tried a little freddo
I've gone identity mad.
But all her books were too mad.
So I tried a little freddo
I've gone identity mad.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all the looks were so sad
So I tried a little friendly
I've gone identity mad!
I could be boo, I could be blue, I could be pilot fly
I could be apple, I could be purple, I could be Chris Martin's child
But all the looks were so sad
So I tried a little friendly
I've gone identity mad!
I could be boo, I could be blue, I could be pilot fly
I could be apple, I could be purple, I could be Chris Martin's child
Original Lyrics:
I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an entrance in mind
Original Lyrics:
I've gone identity mad
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Henry doesn't solve anything.
Original Lyrics:
Getting angry doesn't solve anything.
"Grace Kelly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I try a little fetish.
Original Lyrics:
So I try a little Freddie.
"Love Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** no! But now
It's gone away.
It's gone away.
Original Lyrics:
But no, but now
It's gone away.
It's gone away.
"Love Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl dresses like a kid for fun, licks her lips like there's something on them
Original Lyrics:
Carry dresses like a kid for fun, licks her lips like they're something other
"Love Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something other than love from a llama
Original Lyrics:
Something other than love from a lover
"Love Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so clueless, you're just like your mother
Original Lyrics:
Is it cause you're just like your mother?
"Relax (Take It Easy)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Took you ride to be an end of the line where no one ever goes
End it up on a broken train with nobody I know
But T-Pain and the longing's the same when you're dying
Now I'm lost and I'm screaming for help alone
End it up on a broken train with nobody I know
But T-Pain and the longing's the same when you're dying
Now I'm lost and I'm screaming for help alone
Original Lyrics:
Took a ride to the end of the line where no one ever goes
Ended up on a broken train with nobody I know
But the pain and the longing's the same when you're dying
Now I'm lost and I'm screaming for help alone
Ended up on a broken train with nobody I know
But the pain and the longing's the same when you're dying
Now I'm lost and I'm screaming for help alone
It would seem, where does T-Pain?
"We Are Golden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a cloud on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
You'll give it up when you're young and you want son.
Running around like a cloud on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
You'll give it up when you're young and you want son.
Original Lyrics:
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you're young and you want some.
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you're young and you want some.
"We Are Golden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a coward on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you're young and you're handsome.
Running around like a coward on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you're young and you're handsome.
Original Lyrics:
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you're young and you want some.
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you're young and you want some.
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