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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Monkees that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But now you're walkin' round with those 42's.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?'
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in a box of little shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?'
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of loose choosers.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?'
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your buffalo shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of "Who's who?"
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not just spiritual
Original Lyrics:
I'm not your steppin' stone
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not your silicone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not your stepping stone.
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not just Sharon Stone
Original Lyrics:
Not your steppin' stone
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're comin' to your town
Original Lyrics:
We may be comin' to your town
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A-come and won't you sing and play
Original Lyrics:
A-come and watch us sing and play
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Peeps say we monkey around
Original Lyrics:
And people say we monkey around
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beep and say we're walkin' around.
Original Lyrics:
People say we monkey around.
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But we're too busy to singin' to pull anybody 'round
Original Lyrics:
But we're too busy singin' to put anybody down
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we're the young generation and we've got Saddam Hussain
Original Lyrics:
Cause we're the young generation and we've got something to say
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep Sara monkey around
Original Lyrics:
And people say we monkey around
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey we're the Monkees
Pizza say we monkey around
Pizza say we monkey around
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey we're the Monkees
People say we monkey around
People say we monkey around
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we love monkeys
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, with the Monkees
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees.
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter says we monkey around
We've got nothing to say
We've got nothing to say
Original Lyrics:
People say we monkey around
We've got something to say
We've got something to say
Editor's note: Several submissions of this song had the title listed as "Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees". According to the band's album, the official title is "(Theme From) The Monkees."
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you better get ready
In a minute, gonna blow up your town.
In a minute, gonna blow up your town.
Original Lyrics:
So you better get ready
We may be coming to your town.
We may be coming to your town.
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We get the funniest love spond everyone we meet
or
We get the funniest loves from everyone we meet
or
We get the funniest loves from everyone we meet
Original Lyrics:
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We get the funniest lovespun everyone we meet.
Original Lyrics:
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We get the funniest works from everybody's feet.
Original Lyrics:
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're two fezzes singing
Original Lyrics:
We're too busy singing
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they come generation
Original Lyrics:
We're the young generation
"(Theme From) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the big yellow raisin?
Original Lyrics:
We're the young generation
"(Theme From) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause we're coming to Motown
Original Lyrics:
'cause we're coming to your town
"(Theme from) The Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we got Saddam Hussein
Original Lyrics:
And we got something to say
"(Theme from) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause we're coming to your car
Original Lyrics:
'cause we're coming to your town
"(Theme from) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Antiques for sale - they monkey around
Original Lyrics:
And people say we monkey around
"(Theme from) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Antiques say we monkey around
Original Lyrics:
And people say we monkey around
"(Theme from) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we're the Muppets
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
"(Theme from) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we're the new kids
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
Were the New Kids on the Block inspired by this?
"(Theme from) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just trying Ben Franklin
Original Lyrics:
We're just trying to be friendly
"(Theme from) the Monkees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just trying to beat Praline
Original Lyrics:
We're just trying to be friendly
"A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco! Let's have a taco, and things will be OK.
Original Lyrics:
Talk out. Let's have it talked out, and things will be OK.
"Cuddly Toy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the kind of girl to tell your mother
What kind of comedy to keep
What kind of comedy to keep
Original Lyrics:
You're not the kind of girl to tell your mother
The kind of company you keep
The kind of company you keep
"Cuddly Toy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Sunday came.
The day after Sunday came.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
The day after Santa came.
"Cuddly Toy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after summer came.
The day after summer came.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
The day after Santa came.
"Cuddly Toy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day of the hurricane
The day of the hurricane
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came
The day after Santa came
"Cuddly Toy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train
That was left out in the rain
The day of the sunny cain.
That was left out in the rain
The day of the sunny cain.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train
That was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
That was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
"D. W. Washburn"
Misheard Lyrics:
A hot bowl of soup is waitin'
A hot bowl of soup in the shade
A hot bowl of soup in the shade
Original Lyrics:
A hot bowl of soup is waitin'
A hot bowl of soup and a shave
A hot bowl of soup and a shave
"D. W. Washburn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even you can be reborn
In old Emmanuel
In old Emmanuel
Original Lyrics:
Even you can be reformed
You naughty ne'er-do-well
You naughty ne'er-do-well
"Daily Nightly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darkened rolling figures move thru' prisons of Ocala.
Original Lyrics:
Darkened rolling figures move thru' prisms of no color.
Ocala is a town in Florida.
"Daily Nightly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocking rolooing fires move thru prisons of Ocala.
Original Lyrics:
Darkened rolling figures move thru' prisms of no color.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(unintelligble) string bikini
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A daydream believer and a hog-calling queen
Original Lyrics:
A daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A daydream believer and her homecoming queen
Original Lyrics:
A daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A white knight honestly
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A white knight on his skis
or
A white knight on whiskey
or
A white knight on whiskey
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A white knight unesteemed
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A white knight's honest sneeze
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As a white knight honestly
Original Lyrics:
As a white knight on a steed
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beetle thumb peetsie green
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But how much faith in jewelry will we need?
or
But how much faith in dookey will we need?
or
But how much faith in duty will we need?
or
But how much faith in Julie will we need?
or
But how much faith in dookey will we need?
or
But how much faith in duty will we need?
or
But how much faith in Julie will we need?
Original Lyrics:
But how much baby do we really need?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But how much, baby, do it really mean?
Original Lyrics:
But how much, baby, do we really need?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But our good times started then without one dollar to spend.
But how much pagan jewelry will we need?
But how much pagan jewelry will we need?
Original Lyrics:
Our good times start and end without a dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need?
But how much, baby, do we really need?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Gene
row what can it mean
row what can it mean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Jean
oh what can it mean
oh what can it mean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up Sweet Regine......
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Jean....
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy G
Oh what could it be
To a daydream, believe down under, home commet creme.
Oh what could it be
To a daydream, believe down under, home commet creme.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what could it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
Oh what could it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean, oh what can it mean.
Do I daydream, believe I'm under home coming Queen?
Do I daydream, believe I'm under home coming Queen?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleep Jean, oh what can it mean,
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up sneaky Jean
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a honk-honking queen?
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a honk-honking queen?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up sweat-pea, Cheem
Old what canned it meaned
Two and Dade ream of leaver and and Holmbculmning queeheheheen!
Old what canned it meaned
Two and Dade ream of leaver and and Holmbculmning queeheheheen!
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up sweet Bejeen
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sarah Jean
or
Cheer up Jean B. Jean
or
Cheer up sweet Ver Jean
or
Cheer up sweet Ver Jean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Lean Cuisine.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Reepicheep.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Sunderland football supporters sang 'Cheer up, Peter Reid' to this in honour of the team's manager.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Steve Begene
Oh, what can it mean?
Oh, what can it mean?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean?
Oh, what can it mean?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Steve McQueen.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sweet Regene.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweepy Jean
Oh, a can of beans
You, oh, came to eat her
And arn't coming clean.
Oh, a can of beans
You, oh, came to eat her
And arn't coming clean.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up,sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweepy cheen
Oh, uncanny mean?
Oh, uncanny mean?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean?
Oh, what can it mean?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweet Bejede.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweet Regine.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweety Jean.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer-rocks, sleepy G
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherub seize the queen.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherubs ceased to dream.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherubs sing Puccini.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherubs' sleepy genes
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer, I'm the homecoming queen.
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer, I'm the homecoming queen.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chin up sleepy Jean
or
Clean up sleepy Jean
or
Clear up sleepy Jean
or
Clear up sleepy Jean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear up, please be clean.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daydream, believe I'm under homecoming queen.
Original Lyrics:
Daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of being a genie
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleep Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like heebie-jeebies
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times started then with our travel on to Spain
But how much baby do we really need
But how much baby do we really need
Original Lyrics:
Our good times start and end without a dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need?
But how much, baby, do we really need?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have some Sneaky Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes sneaky Gene
Oh, why can't he sing?
Oh, why can't he sing?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean?
Oh, what can it mean?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If six o'clock alone would never end
Original Lyrics:
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If six o'clock alone would never end
Original Lyrics:
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jitter of the Jeeps 'bee-Jeeps!
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jitterbugs jig the jig
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because I'm sure I know.
Original Lyrics:
Just because I'm short, I know.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My shaven haven's cold.
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My shaving Razors cold and it stinks
Original Lyrics:
My shaving Razors cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stinks
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stinks
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you know how petty I can be
Original Lyrics:
Now you know how happy I can be
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what can it mean now
Original Lyrics:
Oh what can it mean
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what can it mean to a daydream, believe her panda...
Original Lyrics:
Oh what can it mean to a daydream believer and a...
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end With our $1.01 to spend
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end Without dollar one to spend
Good times aren't good if you're starving without money!
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end
With a dollar-one to spend
With a dollar-one to spend
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end
Without dollar one to spend
Without dollar one to spend
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end
With our $1.01 to spend
With our $1.01 to spend
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end
Without dollar one to spend
Without dollar one to spend
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, apple pie meets the wing
Of the bluebird as she sings.
Of the bluebird as she sings.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I could hide 'neath the wing
Of the bluebird as she sings.
Of the bluebird as she sings.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once thought of you as a white man on a stick
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our good times start and end with the taller one to stand....
Original Lyrics:
Our good times start and end without a dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need?
But how much, baby, do we really need?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a daydream believer and uh oh! dummy me
Original Lyrics:
She's a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a daydream believer and, uh oh, dummy me.
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stirrups in bee-gee
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear off Jeannie's jeans
Oh, what can it mean...?
Oh, what can it mean...?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean
Oh, what could it mean...?
Oh, what could it mean...?
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear up sleepy dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sea-born breeze is cold and it stinks
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shaven raven calls and it screams.
Original Lyrics:
The shavin' razor's cold and it stings.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shavin' baby's cold as it screams.
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shavin' razor goes and it sings.
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shavin' razor's craven and it stings
Original Lyrics:
The shaving razor's cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sick, sick clock alarm would never ring.
Original Lyrics:
The 6 o'clock alarm would never ring.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To a daydream beleaguered
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and I'm all squeaky clean
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To a daydream believer, O going green.
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's extreme and I rhyme
Like a sheep above my eyes
The shavin' razor's cool and it sings
Like a sheep above my eyes
The shavin' razor's cool and it sings
Original Lyrics:
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You once taunted me and despised my honesty.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white guy on the sea.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a wide eyed aniseed
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a wide-eyed honest thief.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me, as a white night honestly.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed
Now you know how spineless I can be
As a white knight on a steed
Now you know how spineless I can be
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed
Now you know how happy I can be
As a white knight on a steed
Now you know how happy I can be
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me
As a bridesmaid, honestly.
As a bridesmaid, honestly.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed.
As a white knight on a steed.
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want sodomy,
as a white knight from a steed
as a white knight from a steed
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me,
as a white knight on a steed
as a white knight on a steed
"Daydream Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would start the fling of a wise guy on a string.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Do You Feel It Too?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you feel it too?
Do you find an Almond Joy in every little thing you do?
Do you find an Almond Joy in every little thing you do?
Original Lyrics:
And do you feel it too?
Do you find a lot of joy in everything you do?
Do you find a lot of joy in everything you do?
"For Pete's Sake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you know that this is true
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that this is true?
"Goin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't need to fix the plate
Original Lyrics:
I didn't need this extra weight
"Goin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you find me in the morning wettin’ the ground
Original Lyrics:
When you find me in the morning wet and drowned
"I'll Be Back Upon My Feet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I will meet a girl who'll try to kick me down
But you won't have to drown
But you won't have to drown
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I will meet a girl who'll try to keep me down
But you don't have to cry
But you don't have to cry
"I'll Be Back Upon My Feet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I find my poop sigh oh I gotta go
or
When I find my poopshine oh I gotta go
or
When I find my poopshine oh I gotta go
Original Lyrics:
When I find my boots I know I gotta go
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw her face,
now I am a beaver
now I am a beaver
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
now I'm a believer
now I'm a believer
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw her face
Now I'm a bulemic.
Now I'm a bulemic.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappoint me, honey, and all my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointed olives on my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment hardened on my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment partied on my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment was honey on my trees.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment, heartache on my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment, heartache, spoiled my dreams!
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams!
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment, honey, on my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't believe her if I tried.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't leave her if I tried.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never saw her face
Now I am a believer
Not a taste
Italian my mind.
Now I am a believer
Not a taste
Italian my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a give for free
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin thing
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a give or take
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a give-and-take.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kick in the foot.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a given thing.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kick in the shin
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a given thing
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kick in the teeth
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a giving thing
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kitten thing
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a pithy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a given thing.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a thing-a-ma-jig.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was only true in Tarrytown
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was only true with Tareyton
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men for someone else, but not for me.
Original Lyrics:
Meant for someone else, but not for me.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a single face
I'm doubting my mind
I'm doubting my mind
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Of doubt in my mind
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a trace looked out of my mind
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw her trace mapped out in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lord was out to get me.
Original Lyrics:
Love was out to get me.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Found her trace
hooked out in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Found her trace
hooked out in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
of doubt in my mind
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
now I'm a behemoth!
now I'm a behemoth!
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
now I'm a believer.
now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face now I'm gonna leave her
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face now I'm a believer
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face, and her big beaver
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
And her large beaver
or
Then I saw her place
And her large weaver.
And her large beaver
or
Then I saw her place
And her large weaver.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Got her trace
Hooked out in my mind.
Now I'm a believer
Got her trace
Hooked out in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a bulimic.
Now I'm a bulimic.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need is suction in my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine I got rain
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need is sunshine on my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the use in trying?
Are you getting paid?
Are you getting paid?
Original Lyrics:
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain.
All you get is pain.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed a section of her brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed suction at my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed suction of the brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed suction, I got rain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine on my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got brains.
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Women are the sunshine of my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine I found rain
"I'm A Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Women needed sunshine; I got rain.
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of loose choosers.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?'
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of loose shoes.
or
You won't find my name in a box of little shoes.
or
You won't find my name in a box of little shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?'
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your buffalo shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of "Who's who?"
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a stethoscope
Original Lyrics:
I'm not your steppin' stone
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of little zoos
Original Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of losers...
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't find your name in my book of the little zoos
Original Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of the who's whos
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been awful careful 'bout the friends you choose
But you won't find my name in your boogaloo zoo
But you won't find my name in your boogaloo zoo
Original Lyrics:
You've been awful careful 'bout the friends you choose
But you won't find my name in your book of 'who's who'
But you won't find my name in your book of 'who's who'
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment, honey, on my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought drugs were more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got
Seems the more I gave the less I got
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got
Seems the more I gave the less I got
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was only true in Fairy Town
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was only true in Farringdon
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a trace down in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a trace looked out of my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm a Believer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed suction on my brain.
Original Lyrics:
When I needed SUNSHINE on my brain
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate the last cane to Clarksville
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hear you in the snorgy bells.
Original Lyrics:
I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station.
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last piece of parchment
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee, played with kisses and the guitar on the station - oh
We'll have time for coffee, played with kisses and the guitar on the station - oh
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
Will be there by five thirty 'cause I've made the reservation-oh.
Will be there by five thirty 'cause I've made the reservation-oh.
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh.
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh.
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clocksville
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Pottsville
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarkesville
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Poxville.
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville.
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last trained cockerel.
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarkesville.
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee, flavored kisses, and a bitter conversation.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation.
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for corned-beef later.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored...
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for parties later
This is end of bitter conversation, oh.
This is end of bitter conversation, oh.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
And a bit of conversation, oh.
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for potty-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for party-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for candy-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for party-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for candy-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
And a bit of conversation.
"Last Train To Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for some coffee flavored kisses,
and a bit of on the station love.
and a bit of on the station love.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for some coffee flavored kisses,
and a bit of conversation, oh.
and a bit of conversation, oh.
"Last Train to Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hear you in this noisy mellow station, oh no
Original Lyrics:
I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station all alone
"Last Train to Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last Santa Claus sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarkesville
"Last Train to Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station You can read and write for thirty Cuz I've made your reservation don't you know
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
And a bit of conversation, oh.
"Last Train to Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last trip to Costco
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
"Last Train to Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for complicated kisses
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
"Last Train to Clarksville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for toffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
And a bit of conversation, oh.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
And a bit of conversation, oh.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like strawberry pie
Original Lyrics:
Lips like strawberry pie
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra long hair and pig tales.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and Pete's girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, the long hair and pig tails.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and big curls
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and big girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and big girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, the long hair and pig tails.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and pig tails
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl
The "beat generation" sometimes called "beatniks" were a part of the early sixties and a part of popular consciousness by the mid '60s when Neil Diamond wrote this song and the Monkees recorded it.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sondra, long hair and pee-curls
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sondra, long hair and pigtails.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I owned a long farm
Original Lyrics:
Wish I only loved one
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I owned a long thumb
Original Lyrics:
Wish I only loved one
"Love Is Only Sleeping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Froofie's in the station now.
Original Lyrics:
Through the endless days and nights
"Love Is Only Sleeping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Groovy Anastasia
Original Lyrics:
Through the endless days and nights
"Mary, Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more Mary cannot do
Original Lyrics:
What more, Mary, can I do?
"Mary, Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What more, Mary, can are you
To prove my love is Cheerios?
To prove my love is Cheerios?
Original Lyrics:
What more, Mary, can I do
To prove my love is truly yours?
To prove my love is truly yours?
"Mr. Webster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now came a telegram for Mr. Webster.
Original Lyrics:
Now came a telegram from Mr. Webster.
"Mr. Webster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Sheila here, to help me spend.
Original Lyrics:
Wish you were here to help me spend.
"No Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey I know it damnit
You don' t seem to make no sense.
You don' t seem to make no sense.
Original Lyrics:
Andy you're a dandy
You don' t seem to make no sense.
You don' t seem to make no sense.
"No Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hober reeber sabasoben
Hobaseeba snick
See the rather hopeless hopin'
What did you expect?
Hobaseeba snick
See the rather hopeless hopin'
What did you expect?
Original Lyrics:
Hober reeber sabasoben Hobaseeba snick
Hoba seba sabasoben
Seeber, rabber, hobbersoben
What did you expect?
Hoba seba sabasoben
Seeber, rabber, hobbersoben
What did you expect?
"No Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulverized a ballerina!
Pulverized a snake!
Pulverized a snake!
Original Lyrics:
Hober reeber sabasoben
Hobaseeba snick
Hobaseeba snick
"No Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeber, rabber, hobbersoben
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a rather hopeless hope
So what did you expect?
So what did you expect?
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you loathe me.
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me.
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me! "Play magic fingers! Oh, kick it Luther!"
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me! "Play magic fingers! Oh, pick it Luther!"
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me!
'Play magic fingers! Oh, kick it Luther!'
'Play magic fingers! Oh, kick it Luther!'
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me!
'Play magic fingers! Oh, pick it Luther!'
'Play magic fingers! Oh, pick it Luther!'
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me
Play 'magic fingers', oh, kick it Lisa.
Play 'magic fingers', oh, kick it Lisa.
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me
Play 'magic fingers', oh, pick it Luther.
Play 'magic fingers', oh, pick it Luther.
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No honey sell, no longer lonely
Original Lyrics:
No heartaches felt, no longer lonely
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, Nesmith!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, Luther.
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, listen!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, Luther.
"Papa Gene's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hand outside my dirty
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand
I'll start my journey
I'll start my journey
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A local rock moves down the street while trying hard to sing this song.
Original Lyrics:
The local rock group down the street is trying hard to learn this song.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Peasant Valley Sunday
Hearing static cymbals land.
Hearing static cymbals land.
Original Lyrics:
Another Peasant Valley Sunday
Here in status symbol land.
Here in status symbol land.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another jazzy dazzy Sunday
Original Lyrics:
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Charcoaled vermin everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Charcoal burning everywhere
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate pudding everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Charcoal burning everywhere
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate squirties everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Charcoal burning everywhere
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creature comfortables
They only know my soul.
They only know my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul.
They only numb my soul.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creature count the goats
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creatures comfortable
Hanging on my soul
Hanging on my soul
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul.
They only numb my soul.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here in phallic symbol land.
Original Lyrics:
Here in status symbol land.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasant valley someday.
Original Lyrics:
Pleasant Valley Sunday
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Preacher comes and goes
He only knows my soul.
He only knows my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul.
They only numb my soul.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See Mrs. Gray
She's proud today because her roses aren't blue.
She's proud today because her roses aren't blue.
Original Lyrics:
See Mrs. Gray
She's proud today because her roses are in bloom.
She's proud today because her roses are in bloom.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a titty in every room
Original Lyrics:
She's got a TV in every room
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange flies in my ears
Original Lyrics:
Strange lies in my ears
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The local rock group down the street is trying hard to lend this song.
Original Lyrics:
The local rock group down the street is trying hard to learn this song.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The preacher comes and goes
He only knows my soul.
He only knows my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul.
They only numb my soul.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The preacher comes and goes
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wicked squire just came out to mow his lawn.
Original Lyrics:
The weekend squire just came out to mow his lawn.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wicked squire just came out to mow his lawn
Original Lyrics:
The weekend squire just came out to mow his lawn
"Porpoise Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A face, a voice, lonely dub has no choice
Original Lyrics:
A face, a voice, an overdub has no choice
"Porpoise Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride my clock in the sky. It's pounding away
Original Lyrics:
My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
"Porpoise Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The eagle sings of castles and kings and things
Original Lyrics:
The ego sings of castles and kings and things
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a long time since the party
And the rumor's in a mess.
And the rumor's in a mess.
Original Lyrics:
Been a long time since the party
And the room is in a mess.
And the room is in a mess.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But for King Zemeeahmiah
Sitting stately on the floor.
Sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of E.M.I.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too easy humming psalms to a girl in emerald dress.
Original Lyrics:
It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they've darkened all the windows
On the streets of Rotherhithe
On the streets of Rotherhithe
Original Lyrics:
Now they've darkened all the windows
And the seats are naugahide
And the seats are naugahide
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bee is known as wonder girl is speaking Ivy league.
Original Lyrics:
The being known as wonder girl is speaking, I believe.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The being known as wonder girl is sleeping, I believe.
Original Lyrics:
The being known as wonder girl is speaking, I believe.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The four keys will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
or
The four kids will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
Sitting stately on the floor.
or
The four kids will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI
Are sitting stately on the floor.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
The 'four kings of EMI' are obviously: George Harrison (lead guitar), John Lennon (rhythm guitar), Paul McCartney (bass guitar), and Ringo Starr (drums).
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kings and Nehemiah
Sitting stately on the floor.
Sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI
Are sitting stately on the floor.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kings that we admire are sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kings, an eel and I are sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of emi are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kings, oh-me-oh-my, are sitting stately on the floor
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kinks of me and mine are sitting stately on the floor
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
"Randy Scouse Git" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though being known is wonder, girl
In speaking, I believe.
In speaking, I believe.
Original Lyrics:
The being known as Wonder Girl
Is speaking, I believe.
Is speaking, I believe.
"Riu Chiu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Real real Chia
Original Lyrics:
Riu Riu Chiu
"Riu Chiu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Real real cheap
Original Lyrics:
Riu Riu Chiu
"Riu Chiu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Really gonna see you
Original Lyrics:
Riu, Riu Chiu
"Riu Chiu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I know
Original Lyrics:
Dios Guardo
"Riu Chiu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes and no, hello, Joe
Original Lyrics:
Dios guardó el lobo
"Salesman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Habaneros, different kinds of tin
Original Lyrics:
Copper kettles, different kinds of tin
"Salesman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harbor ghettos, a different kind of tune
There goes a salesman and he's saying "hi" again
There goes a salesman and he's saying "hi" again
Original Lyrics:
Copper kettles, different kinds of tin
There goes salesman and he's sailin' high again
There goes salesman and he's sailin' high again
"Shades Of Gray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had never lived with drugs or tasted beer.
Original Lyrics:
We had never lived without or tasted fear.
"Shades of Gray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had never lived with dope or tasted beer
Original Lyrics:
We had never lived without or tasted fear
"Shades of Gray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had never lived without or tasted fear.
Original Lyrics:
We had never lived with doubt or tasted fear.
"She" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She devoured all my Sweet 'n' Low
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
Original Lyrics:
She devoured all my sweet love
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
"Sometime In The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you need no underwear to disguise.
Original Lyrics:
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Sometime In The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it was always there
And you need no underwear of the sky.
And you need no underwear of the sky.
Original Lyrics:
You know it was always there
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Sometime In The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You need no underwear to go outside.
Original Lyrics:
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Sometime In The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You no longer need to wear a disco.
or
You no longer need to wear a disc on.
or
You no longer need to wear a disc on.
Original Lyrics:
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Sometime In The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
you need long underwear to go outside
Original Lyrics:
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Sometime in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll need no underwear for these guys
Original Lyrics:
And you need no longer wear a disguise
"Star Collector" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a letter, keep it going
Whatever it is she's going through
Whatever it is she's going through
Original Lyrics:
Think I'll let her keep on going
Where ever it is, she's going to
Where ever it is, she's going to
"Star Collector" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'll never keep on going
Original Lyrics:
Think I'll let her keep on going
"Sweet Young Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see without your planet and have started to go on
And I feel that I must chill before the bricks don't fall on the child
And it's love you bring
No better can deny
And I feel that I must chill before the bricks don't fall on the child
And it's love you bring
No better can deny
Original Lyrics:
The seeds of doubt you planted have started to grow wild
And I feel that I must yield before the wisdom of a child
And it's love you bring
No that I can't deny
And I feel that I must yield before the wisdom of a child
And it's love you bring
No that I can't deny
"Take A Giant Step" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you play that loving lost
And sorrow stranger hard to frost
And sorrow stranger hard to frost
Original Lyrics:
Though you've played at love and lost
And sorrow's turned your heart to frost
And sorrow's turned your heart to frost
"Tapioca Tundra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And once again the faded dream is sacrificed anew
Original Lyrics:
And once again the faded dream is saddened by the news
"Teeny Tiny Gnome"
Misheard Lyrics:
He opened up his pie
Original Lyrics:
He opened up his pipe
"The Door Into Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the laughter from a distant pair of pants
Original Lyrics:
And the laughter from a distant caravan
"The Door Into Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fading through the door in Tucson
Original Lyrics:
Fading through the door into summer
"The Door Into Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, let's travel on to many next few places.
Original Lyrics:
With his travel logs of 'maybe next year' places.
"The Door Into Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a school zone stacked him all around him from a killing
And they'll mark it on the door
Julie left in my despair as they found him in his county house
Where nothing counts but more
And he thought he heard the echo of a many-whiskered band
And the laughter from I just don't care oh man
And they'll mark it on the door
Julie left in my despair as they found him in his county house
Where nothing counts but more
And he thought he heard the echo of a many-whiskered band
And the laughter from I just don't care oh man
Original Lyrics:
With his fools gold stacked up all around him
From a killing in the market on the war
Children left King Midas there, as they found him in his counting house
Where nothing counts but more
And he thought he heard the echo of a penny-whistle band
And the laughter from a distant caravan
From a killing in the market on the war
Children left King Midas there, as they found him in his counting house
Where nothing counts but more
And he thought he heard the echo of a penny-whistle band
And the laughter from a distant caravan
"The Door into Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been looking mighty sad as they found him.
Original Lyrics:
Children left King Midas there, as they found him.
This is my favorite Monkees song.
"The Girl I Knew Somewhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow, someway, this same thing was done
Someone, somewhere gave me the same one.
Someone, somewhere gave me the same one.
Original Lyrics:
Somehow, someway, this same thing was done
Someone, somewhere, did me this same wrong.
Someone, somewhere, did me this same wrong.
"You Can't Judge A Book By Looking At The Cover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Georgia Bush under the cover.
Original Lyrics:
You can't judge a book by looking at the cover.
"You Just May Be The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail Nimbus! Hail Someone!
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone.
"You Just May Be The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh nimbus, tell someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone, have someone.
"You Just May Be The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nimbus! Help someone!
Help someone!
or
Oh, numb-nuts! Help someone!
Help someone.
Help someone!
or
Oh, numb-nuts! Help someone!
Help someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone
Have someone.
Have someone.
"You Just May Be The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nimbus! Help, someone...help, someone...
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone, have someone...
"You Just May Be The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nimbus, hail someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone.
"You Just May Be The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nimbus, have someone
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone
"You Just May Be The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up, help someone, help someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone, have someone.
"Zilch"
Misheard Lyrics:
China Bipolina Alameda
It isn't my opinion what the people are intending.
It isn't my opinion what the people are intending.
Original Lyrics:
China clipper calling Alameda
It is of my opinion what the people are intending.
It is of my opinion what the people are intending.
"Zilch"
Misheard Lyrics:
China kept a-calling Alameda.
Original Lyrics:
China Clipper calling Alameda.
"Zilch"
Misheard Lyrics:
China people calling on the meter
Original Lyrics:
China Clipper calling Alameda
"Zilch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny kept calling on the meter
Original Lyrics:
China Clipper calling Alameda
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