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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mott The Hoople that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 58 misheard song lyrics for Mott The Hoople on amIright currently.

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"All The Way From Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My a*s is cold.
Original Lyrics:
My axe was cold.
An 'axe' is slang for electric guitar.
"All The Way From Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My axe was stole.
Original Lyrics:
My axe was cold.
"All The Way From Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's a bloody long way down rock 'n roll Through the Bradford Cities where we all get colds.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's a mighty long way down rock 'n roll
Through the Bradford Cities and the Orioles.
"All The Way From Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's a mighty long way down rock 'n roll
Through the breakfast cities and the Oreos
Original Lyrics:
Now it's a mighty long way down rock 'n roll
Through the Bradford Cities and the Oreoles
"All The Way From Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now its a mighty long way down Rock and Roll,
Thru the bread first cities and the Aureoles
Original Lyrics:
Now it's a mighty long way down rock 'n roll
Through the Bradford Cities and the Oreoles
"All The Way From Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some spaced head rock 'n' rollers
They're all the same.
or
Some dude said, 'Rock n rollers.
They're all the same.'
Original Lyrics:
Some spade said, 'Rock 'n' rollers
You're all the same.'
"All The Way From Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the bad French cities and the Oreo
or
Through the big Ford cities and the R.E.O.
or
Through the big Ford cities and the R.E.O.
Original Lyrics:
Through the Bradford Cities and the Oreoles
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Gary The Nude
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the blues.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the noose.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young Jews (Hey Jews) carry the news
or
All the young dudes, carry the tune
or
All the young dudes, carry the tune
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the 'ludes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the nudes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the nudes
Boogaloo Jews
Carry the nudes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Do, do, do, do
Fruit Of The Looms.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the nudes
Bug-a-lug dudes
Carry the nudes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
They're in the nude
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I drove the faggot home
with his Beatles and his Stones
Original Lyrics:
And my brother's back at home
with his Beatles and his Stones
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
He never got it off with that revolutionary stove
Original Lyrics:
And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
We never got it off on that revolution stuff
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my brother's back at home
With his beagles and his stones.
Original Lyrics:
And my brother's back at home
With his Beatles and his Stones.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when he's feeling close to monster spots.
Original Lyrics:
And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're stealing clothes from Marks & Sparks.
Original Lyrics:
And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna play some castanets
Original Lyrics:
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna race some cat to bed
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna rake some cow to bed.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna race some cat to bed.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna take some cow to bed
Original Lyrics:
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna race some cat to bed
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need Jimi but I got T-Rex
Original Lyrics:
I need TV when I got T-Rex
Here's my thinking: "I need Jimi (i.e. Hendrix - original, charismatic guitar god) but I got T-Rex" (at the time of release a glam rock / pop band may have been considered a pale imitation). Although, as it was written by Bowie (as far as we know a friend of Marc Bolan) this would appear harsh on T-Rex.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, I need JIMI when I got T.Rex!...
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, I need TV when I got T. Rex.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, I need TV when I got cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, I need TV when I got T. Rex.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the booze
Carry the blues
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Order your dues
Carry the nudes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sea jive, wanna stay alive
When I'm 65.
Original Lyrics:
Speed jive, don't want to stay alive
When you're 25.
"All the Way from Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way from Belfast
Original Lyrics:
All the Way from Memphis
"All the Way from Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're still on the double
Original Lyrics:
But you're still on the dole
"All the Way from Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're still on the toilet
Original Lyrics:
But you're still on the dole
"All the Way from Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgot my sex dream raising in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Forgot my six-string razor hit the sky
"All the Way from Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some spade said rock & rollers, you're all the same.....
I'm not your instrument of fame, I felt so ashamed
Original Lyrics:
Some spade said, "Rock 'n' rollers, you're all the same.
Man that's your instrument." I felt so ashamed.
"All the Way from Memphis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the Bradford Cities and the Oreos
Original Lyrics:
Through the Bradford Cities and the Orioles
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young Jews gimme the blues
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the news
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry their 'ludes
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes can't read the news.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the news.
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes gimme the moves
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes gimme the news
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the noose
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Gary the n00b
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young fools carry the moods
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the news
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls, Remy and Boo
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the news
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young toots, gimme the news
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the news
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bugger the dudes
Carry the news.
Original Lyrics:
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna raise some calf to death
Original Lyrics:
Gonna beat some cat to bed
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Over yonder
Original Lyrics:
all the young dudes
"Foxy, Foxy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boxy, boxy, please don't eject me
Original Lyrics:
Foxy, Foxy, please don't reject me
"Honaloochie Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a bird's-eye point of view
Original Lyrics:
And a worm's-eye point of view
"Honaloochie Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a silly child
Original Lyrics:
I was a city child
"Roll Away The Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be gorgonzola.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cold 'n' so alone.
"Roll Away the Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And with the Dark Knight
Original Lyrics:
And in the darkest night
"Roll Away the Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why be gold and so alone?
Original Lyrics:
Why be cold and so alone?
"The Golden Age of Rock 'n' Roll" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeans for the genies dress for the TVs
or
Jeans for the genies dress for the preemies
Original Lyrics:
Jeans for the genies dress for the dreamies

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