Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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There are 14 misheard song lyrics for Newsong on amIright currently.
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Don't need no chicken no, no
Don't need no ticket no, no
You put a new song in the choir.
You put a new song in my mouth.
You put a new song in the choir.
You put a new song in my mouth.
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
Could you hurry, Sue?
Could you hurry soon?
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
I knew like autographs of heaven's Lord
I knew like autographs of heaven's love
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
If Mama eats cheese for tonight
or
If Mama needs Jesus tonight
If Mama meets Jesus tonight
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
If mama gives Jesus tonight
If mama meets Jesus tonight
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
If mama needs Jesus tonight
If mama meets Jesus tonight
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
It's Christmas Eve and her shoes are just her style
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
Sarah wants to buy me shoes
or
Sarah wants to buy these shoes
or
Sure, I want to buy these shoes
Sir, I want to buy these shoes
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
She's been sitting quite a while
She's been sick for quite a while
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
Shirley wants to buy these shoes
or
Sure, I want to buy these shoes
Sir, I want to buy these shoes
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
Surely want to buy these chutes
Sir, I want to buy these shoes
"The Christmas Shoes" (MP3)
They counted panties for what it seemed like years
They counted pennies for what it seemed like years