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"A Little More Love" (MP3)
And it gets me going
And it gets me nowhere
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
And it gets me knowing
And it gets me nowhere
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
With a little more love, make you start pretending
or
Give a little more love make you hacienda
or
Give a little more love make you hacienda
Will a little more love make you start depending
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
How, how was the young girl? No!
How, how was a young girl to know?
In both videos for the song (good 'Grease' Sandy and bad 'Grease' Sandy), Olivia lips say 'the' but do not say the word 'to'. So probably a stuffed take, but the feel was so good they kept it and interpreted 'to' in the lyrics later.
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
It gets me nowhere, with an Italian nose
It gets me nowhere, to make it grow
It gets me nowhere, to tell you no
It gets me nowhere, to make you go
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Put a little more love, make it right
Will a little more love make it right?
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Where did my Anacins go?
Where did my innocence go?
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Where, where did my Anacins go?
Where, where did my innocence go?
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Will a little more love make you constipated.
Will a little more love make you start depending
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
With a little more love...Bingo! Happy ending
Will a little more love bring a happy ending
If my life gets like a seesaw
If my life gets like a jigsaw
"Deeper Than the Night" (MP3)
Deeper than the night
Stronger than a locomotive
Deeper than the night
Stronger than the north wind blowing
"Deeper Than the Night" (MP3)
Why do you always seem to dance around
Why do your eyes seem to dance away?
"Don't Stop Believin'" (MP3)
You'll get fired
You'll get by
"Don't Stop Believing" (MP3)
Don't stop, Billy Van
Don't stop believing
"Don't Stop Believing" (MP3)
Don't stop, be leaving
Don't stop believing
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Grab your leather-skinned fellow.
Have you never been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Have you ever been man enough?
Have you ever been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Have you ever been man loved?
Have you ever been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Have you ever been yellow?
Have you never been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Have you ever done melons?
Have you never been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from a side show?
or
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from a wide shoe?
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from inside you?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Kick your shoes and cross your eyes.
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes across the aisles.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes across your eyes
I was like you.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I was like you.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I waltz like you.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I was like you.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
No, I just want you to Düsseldorf
No, I just want you to slow down
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Now I don't mean to make you frown
No, I just want to introduce my dad
Now I don't mean to make you frown
No, I just want you to slow down
Busted diamonds gone to Heaven
Must have died and gone to Heaven
My legs all week
My legs are weak
My legs all week
My legs are weak
You're gonna be the deputy
You're gonna be the death of me
You're gonna be the devil of me
You're gonna be the death of me
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
But, now, there's nowhere to hide
When you pushed my love aside
I nodded my head,
Hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's nowhere to hide
When you pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Guess mine is not the first arm broken.
Guess mine is not the first heart broken.
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Hope the City voted for you
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Hope the city voted for you
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Hope to see the fortune go loose.
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Hopelessly dedicated to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Hopelessly devoted to Hugh
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
I know, I'm just a fool who's willing
You know, I'm just a fool who's willing
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
I nodded my head.
I'm out of my head.
"Hopelessly Devoted to You" (MP3)
Back now there's no way to hide
But now there's nowhere to hide
"Hopelessly Devoted to You" (MP3)
Back now, there's no way to hide
But now, there's nowhere to hide
"Hopelessly Devoted to You" (MP3)
But now there's no way to hide
But now there's nowhere to hide
"Hopelessly Devoted to You" (MP3)
Hold the seedy vo-tech to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted to You" (MP3)
Popples were devoted
Hopelessly devoted
"Hopelessly Devoted to You" (MP3)
You know, I'm just a foot who's wheeling
You know, I'm just a fool who's willing
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
But there you are with yours
And here I am with mine
So I guess we just believe in ending this
But there you are with yours
And here I am with mine
So I guess we'll just be leaving it at this
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
I know you
I love you
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
I want you
I love you
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
I'm all yours
I love you
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
I'm honest in London
I Honestly Love You
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
I'm open
I love you
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
That I never fought I would
That I never thought I would
"I'll Bet You a Kangaroo"
Come on boys, give it a chance
And the little ladies just love to dance
Come on boys, give it a chance
Adelaide ladies just love to dance
It's not for you
If not for you
I couldn't even see the flood
I couldn't even see the floor
"If You Love Me (Let Me Know)" (MP3)
If you love me, let me know
If you don't then let me go (Ooh -Waa!)
If you love me, let me know
If you don't then let me go (Ooh why?)
"If You Love Me..." (MP3)
If you love me, let me go
If you love me, let me know
"Landslide"
Chorus really slow
Cold winds rarely blow
A woman needs a love life to keep her body warm
You know without that love life, well a man can take her home
A woman needs a lovelight to keep her body warm
You know without that lovelight, well a mind can do her harm
Let me be there in the morning
Let me be there in the night
Let me take my yellow swan
And make it white
Let me be there in your morning
Let me be there in your night
Let me take whatever's wrong
And make it right
Seeing you, Pooh
Seeing you through
Whenever you feel you need a friend to beat on, here I am
Whenever you feel you need a friend to lean on, here I am
Whenever you go
Whenever you call
You know I'll be dead
You know I'll be there
After the leaves, we are Magic
You have to believe, we are Magic
And bring all your dreams in life with you
I'll bring all your dreams alive, for you
And if all your hopes are found
Destiny will around
And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
Bring all your dreams tonight for you
Bring all your dreams alive for you
Captain believes we are magic
Have to believe we are magic
Come take my aunt
Come take my hand
Come take my hair
Come take my hand
Destiny was alright
Destiny will arrive
Destiny went awry.
Your destiny will arrive.
Don't let your a** go astray.
Don't let your aim ever stray.
Don't let your aunt have a stray
Don't let your aim ever stray
Don't let your aunt have her way
Don't let your aim ever stray
Don't let your aunt have the strength
Don't let your aim ever stray
Don't let your enema spray
Don't let your aim ever stray.
Don't let your head have a stray.
Don't let your aim ever stray.
Good day in heaven
Come take my hand
Half-double E's, we are magic.
Have to believe we are magic.
Half-double E, we are magic
Have to believe we are magic
I never saw your heart survive.
And if all your hopes survive.
I'll be God damned you
I'll be guiding you
I'll be guarding you
I'll be guiding you
I'm beguiling you.
I'll be guiding you.
Keep all your dreams alive
Bring all your dreams alive
Nothing can stand in L.A.
Nothing can stand in our way
Planets align, sorry
Planets align, so rare
Planets alive, soaring
Planets align, so rare
Planets are not so rare
Planets alive, so rare
You are home free
Planning your life story.
You are home free
The planets align, so rare.
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your end ever stray
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray
"Make A Move On Me" (MP3)
I can't win.
or
I gained weight.
I can't wait.
"Make A Move On Me" (MP3)
Won't you spank me on the john and take me in your arms
Won't you spare me all the charms and take me in your arms
"Make a Move On Me" (MP3)
I can't win
I can't wait
"Make a Move on Me" (MP3)
I can tell you got pants for me
or
I can tell you got plants for me
I can tell you got plans for me
"Make a Move on Me" (MP3)
I can’t win
I can’t wait
"Make a Move on Me" (MP3)
You ain't the prettiest peach, I've heard
You made the prettiest speech I've heard
I took you to a little bitty restaurant*
I took you to an intimate restaurant
* A restaurant for ants?
I took you to a little looking resturant
I took you to a intimate resturant
I took you to an Indian restaurant, then to a suggest a bluey
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
I took you to an Internet restaurant.
I took you to an intimate restaurant.
This song really predates the Internet, so maybe the person who submitted this one heard it at a time when the Internet existed and didn't realize how long ago it came out.
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then there was suggested a movie
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chance to groove it
or
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chest of movies
or
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chest of movies
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then to a suggestive movie.
I took you to an intimate restaurant, Then, do we suggest a movie?
I took you to an intimate resteraunt Then to a suggestive movie
I took you to an invalid resteraunt
Then there was the chance to boogie
There's nothing left to talk about
Lessons war is what I need
I took you to an intimate resteraunt
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
unless it's horizontally
I wanna get enema, enema
I wanna get animal, animal
I wanna get physical, physical.
I wanna get physical
Let's get episcopal
Let me in your body toss
Let's get animal, animal,
I wanna get animal.
Let's get into animal.
Let me hear your body talk
I'm saying all the things that I know you like
Naked little conversation
How 'bout a hand job will do just right
You know what I mean
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
Lemonade and party-time
Let me hear your body talk.
Lenny has a party car, a party car.
Let me hear your body talk, body talk.
Let me be your bodyguard,
your bodyguard,
let me be your bodyguard
Let me hear your body talk,
your body talk,
let me hear your body talk
Let me be your bodyguard.
Let me hear your body talk.
Let me feel your swishy t***.
Let me feel your body talk.
Let me hear your potty talk, potty talk.
Let me hear your body talk, body talk.
Let me hear your tummy talk, tummy talk.
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk.
Let me heat your body tall
Let me hear your body talk
Let's get Biblical, Biblical
Let me here your Bible talk, your Bible talk.
Let's get physical,physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk.
Let's get Busytown
Let's get physical
Let's get Hannibal
Let's get animal
Let's get a physical!
Let's get physical!
Let's get enema, enema I wanna get enema.
Let's get a new enema.
Let's get animal, animal, I wanna get animal.
Let's get into animal.
Let's get mystical
Let's get physical
Let's get typical, typical
I want to get typical.
Let's get physical, physical
I want to get physical.
Let's get visitors
Let's get physical
Mistletoe, mistletoe
Physical, physical
Take me to the Mardi Gras
The Mardi Gras
Take me to the Mardi Gras.
Let me hear your body talk
Your body talk
Let me hear your body talk.
Then there was a chance of movie
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about, that is, horizontally
There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally
There's nothing left to talk about
Yes this whore is on the lead
There's nothing left to talk about
Unless it's horizontally
'Horizontally' is a HORRIBLE word to put in a song. No wonder it was misheard by myself and others!
There's nothing more to talk about 'cause this whore is on a leave.
There's nothing more to talk about 'less it's horizontally.
Yander maulin' me
The animal in me
Who's Yander? Why is he/she mauling you?
Yelling all at me
The animal in me
You gotta know that you wear me out, yeah, you're maulin' me
You gotta know that you're bringin' out the animal in me
You gotta know that you're wearin' out; ram it all in me.
You gotta know that you're bringing out the animal in me.
You gotta know that you're wearing out
Ram it all in me.
You gotta know that you're bringin' out
The animal in me.
You gotta know what I'm talking 'bout.
It was Yolanda, Paul and me...
You gotta know that you're bringing out
The animal in me.
"Please Mr. Please" (MP3)
Don't just be 17
Don't play B-17
"Please Mr. Please" (MP3)
In the corner of the bar stands a shoebox.
In the corner of the bar stands a jukebox.
"Please Mr. Please" (MP3)
Meet Mr. Cheese
Please Mr. Please
"Please Mr. Please" (MP3)
Please Mr. Clean
Please Mr. Please
"Please Mr. Please" (MP3)
Please, Mr. Please
Don't blame me, I'm 17
Please, Mr. Please
Don't play B-17
R.I.P. Olivia Newton-John (1948-2022)
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
In the corner of the bar there stands a shoebox
In the corner of the bar there stands a jukebox
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Please Mister, don't blame me at 17
Please Mister, please
Don't play B-17.
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Please Mister, please
Y'know I'm only 17.
Please Mister, please
Don't play B-17.
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Please Mister, please
Don't play "Be Seventeen"
Please Mister, please
Don't play B-17.
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Please mister, please
Don't blame me at 17
Please mister, please
Don't play B17
Of course the affair's not her fault, she's only 17!
I heard that you're wrong, you know now
I heard that you're on your own, now
Sam, Sam you know where I am, come around and toke awhile
Sam, Sam you know where I am, come around and talk awhile
"Something Better to Do" (MP3)
I try to be ancient
I try to be patient
"Something Better to Do" (MP3)
I won't be 'round in the moonlight
And I'll just sleep in my tent
I won't be out in the moonlight
And I'll be sleeping by ten
"Soul Kiss"
I get down on my knees (and thank you, baby).
I get down on my knees (and beg you, baby).
He ran by me. God bless a damn.
He ran by me. Got my suit damp.
"Tied Up"
Don't we notice: I don't have to be tied up in promises.
Ooh, tied up in words that got to be
Don't be nervous, I don't have to be tied up in promises.
Ooh, tied up in words that cut too deep
"Tied Up"
You say you're leavin'
I believe you're leavin'
But you're going nowhere
This is a one time situation
You say you need me
I believe you need me
But you're fooling no one
This is a one time situation
It's gotta be a strange twisted scar face.
It's gotta be a strange twist of fate.
Two hearts that lost the beat will marry you.
Two hearts that lost the beat will now resume.