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There are 10 misheard song lyrics for OPM on amIright currently.
I know children of a fly
I now that you're gonna fly
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
'Cause right now on Earth I can't do s***
Without the devil in within.
'Cause right now on Earth I can't do s***
Without the man f***ing with it.
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus, Pac, and my mom.
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packin' my bong.
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
Heaven is a half pint
Heaven is a half pipe
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
Heaven is a hashpipe.
Heaven is a halfpipe.
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
Heaven is a hashpipe
Heaven is a halfpipe
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
If I dive before the wave,
At least in Heaven there's a stake.
'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack
Without some men upon my back.
If I die before I wake,
At least in Heaven I can skate.
'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back.
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
If I dobby for I wake
If I die before I wake
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
If I fry before I bake,
At least in heaven I eat steak
If I die before I wake,
At least in heaven I can skate
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" (MP3)
When most people think of Heaven
They see those curly gays.
Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those Pearly Gates.
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