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There are 66 misheard song lyrics for Roy Orbison on amIright currently.
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"(Say) You're My Girl"
With your big eyes, full lips,
Magic bones,
And ev'rything about you, girl.
With your big eyes, full lips,
High cheek bones,
And ev'rything about you, girl.
I'm blue by you
On blue bayou
I'm going back Sunday
I'm going back someday
"Borne On The Wind"
Borne on the whim.
Born on the wind.
"Breakin' Up is Breakin' My Heart"
No dented mess
No tenderness
Dallas on the moon dreaming all alone
Nothing else to do
Dallas on the moon Everyday I pray I'll be on my way
Saving love for you
Dallas on the moon
California blue dreaming all alone
Nothing else to do California blue
Everyday I pray I'll be on my way
Saving love for you
California blue
Come on, shudder
Come on, sugar
As you stunk to say hello
As you stopped to say hello
Green green baby
or
Dream dream baby
Sweet dream baby
It wasn't you
It wasn't true
"Goodnight"
My lonely woman child
My lovely woman child
"I Drove All Night"
Could taste your sweet kisses
Your arms 'open mud'.
Could taste your sweet kisses
Your arms open wide.
"I Drove All Night"
I drove all night, crapped in your room.
I drove all night, crept in your room.
And the paid beguine
And the pain began
I'm the coloured man who brings the sand in.
The candy coloured clown they call the sandman.
Setting suns before they fall
Hiccup to you that's all, that's all.
Setting suns before they fall
Echo to you that's all, that's all.
"Love Hurts"
The first love scars
The Earth and Mars.
Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and mars.
Hey, Leon, Leon
Hey, Léah, Léah
Well, I got a woman beaning she can be
Well, I got a woman mean as she can be
"Mystery Girl"
She's a Listerine girl.
She's a mystery girl.
Come do me, baby
Come to me, baby
I don't believe you, you lost a tooth.
I don't believe you, you're not the truth.
I don't believe you, you must be true.
I don't believe you, you're not the truth.
Maybe tomorrow night we'll mate.
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait.
Pretty lemon
Pretty woman
Pretty walnut, rolling down the street
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, I caught a hell bug, see?
Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman, I kinda like the beat.
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman, and I like your feet.
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman, cantaloupe to meet.
Pretty woman, kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman, lick my leg.
Pretty woman, look my way.
Pretty woman
A candle at her feet
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet
Pretty woman
A candle on her feet.
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman
Kinda light like me.
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty women
Something good to eat
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet.
Willy Wonka
Pretty woman
Editor's note: This song came out in 1964, the same year that Roald Dahl released the book "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory." So it might make sense for someone to mishear the song this way.
Don't eat baloney.
Only the lonely
Holy Baloney
Only the lonely
Holy Maloney
Only the lonely
Odie Cologne
Only the lonely
Only baloney
Only the lonely
Only bologna.
Only the lonely.
Phoney baloney
Only the lonely
Dum-dum-dum-dummy-walk
Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Phony baloney
Only the lonely
Tony Baloney knows the way I feel tonight,
Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight,
Tony Baloney
Only the lonely
"Pretty Paper"
Feeling ape now
Pretty paper
"Pretty Paper"
Pretty baker, pretty ribbons of you
Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue
"Pretty Paper"
Pretty pepper
Pretty paper
"Pretty Paper"
Pretty pretzels, too right, I love you.
Pretty pencils, to write, 'I love you'.
"Pretty Paper"
Pretty ribbons of you
Pretty ribbons of blue
"Pretty Paper"
Pretty rivers of blue
Pretty ribbons of blue
"Ride Away"
Highway the highway
I ride the highway
That's a nacho
That he might show
"Shahdaroba"
John the Robot
Shahdaroba
"She's A Mystery To Me" (MP3)
Darkness falls and sh**
Will take me by the hand.
Darkness falls and she
Will take me by the hand.
I'm a paladin that's breaking.
I'm up while the dawn is breaking.
I go out with a clown
I go out with the crowd
"Twinkle Toes"
It's tough to f*** it
It's tough to forget
"Working For The Man" (MP3)
Forget about Joey Mann and the water can
Forget about your women and the water can
"Working for the Man" (MP3)
Lookin' for the man
Workin' for the man
Anything unique, you got it.
Anything you need, you got it.
Every time I look into your lovin' ass
Every time I look into your loving eyes