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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for P. Diddy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 14 misheard song lyrics for P. Diddy on amIright currently.

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"Bad Boy For Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ain't going nowhere
We hate porno wear
Original Lyrics:
We ain't going nowhere
We ain't going nowhere
"I Got The Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda hairy.
Original Lyrics:
It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda heavy.
"I Need A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And what I need is simple 3 foot five with nipples
White prudential
Original Lyrics:
And what I need is simple, 5 foot five with dimples
Wife credentials
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' love the day, when you went away
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' of the day, when you went away
Song was written as a tribute to remember the Notorious BIG.
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday morning, when this life is over.
Original Lyrics:
One glad morning, when this life is over.
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
On that morning when his life was over
or
On that morning when the rice was clover
or
On that morning when the rice was clover
Original Lyrics:
One glad morning, when this life is over
Editor's Note: He actually recorded this under his first pseudonym, Puff Daddy, but we're filing his songs under P Diddy because that's the name he seems to go by now.
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I'd like to take
But I'm bound to break.
Original Lyrics:
What a life to take
What a bond to break.
"I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a lie to take
What is bound to break
Original Lyrics:
What a life to take
What a bond to break
"It's All About The Benjamins"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all about the Entemanns, baby!
Original Lyrics:
It's all about the Benjamins, baby.
"It's All About The Benjamins"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all about the M&Ms, baby.
Original Lyrics:
It's all about the Benjamins, baby.
"It's All About the Benjamins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five carrots on my hands
Original Lyrics:
Five carats on my hands
"Last Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you so much,
I'm nerdy for your touch
Original Lyrics:
I love you so much,
I'm yearning for your touch
"Last Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night
I couldn't even get my a** up
Tried to call
But you're probably gonna let me die.
Original Lyrics:
Last night
I couldn't even get an answer
Tried to call
But my pride wouldn't let me dial.

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