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"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahh, she walks slowly because a young man's room.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I smoke, smoke, Winston's, Winston's.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so, if so, windsurf, windsurf.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?!
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so
Who wins, Sir?
Who wins, Sir?!
Who wins, Sir?
Who wins, Sir?!
Original Lyrics:
And if so
Who answers?
Who answers?!
Who answers?
Who answers?!
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's so, it's so, it sucks, it sucks.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I'm playing guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm glad we talked.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept blood, blood, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
'cept blood, blood, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept love, love, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
'cept love, love, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept look, look, going nowhere
Now I can't see I'm just scared.
'Cept look, look, going nowhere
Now I can't see I'm just scared.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, and love goes you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
'Cept love, and love goes you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, love, oh you know well
Now I can't see I just stare.
'Cept love, love, oh you know well
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the love, love. You know, Ed
Now I can't see I just stare!
'Cept the love, love. You know, Ed
Now I can't see I just stare!
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can see, so I stare.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't clean, I just pledge.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't see our despair.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch that whore with yer daddy.
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We went surf, we went surf.
Original Lyrics:
Who answers, who answers?!
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do you go whicha daddy?
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While you were sittin' home alone in Mesa Verde
Original Lyrics:
While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love amstel light
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
Original Lyrics:
aah I'm still alive
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow I can pee, I'm a pear.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your real daddy was Italian.
Original Lyrics:
Your real daddy was dyin'.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
ahh, she walks across a young banjo.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
"Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaches out until the water turns to red hot.
Original Lyrics:
Reaches for her 'til his mind becomes blood hot.
"Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned cookin'.
Original Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned again.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5, bat my hand down, uhuh.
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abducted from the street
Original Lyrics:
Abduct it from the street
Most lyric sites have "Abducted from the street" as the correct lyrics. The Real Vs. booklet says "Abduct it from the street". Pearl jam should tell everyone that they'd been singing Pearl jam’s ‘Animal’ wrong the whole time.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a geek with a lion bar.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be with a Karen Paul.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd father bees with an e-bow.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be with a pelican
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an Andy Mole.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather bleed with an enema
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather meet with a cannibal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather pee in a urinal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather pee on an elbow.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather speed with an anema.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd ride Habib like an animal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be like a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna pee like a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to be with her animal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta be with an anemone.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So frightened of your pay
Original Lyrics:
So frightened of your pain
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul bright yes of your face.
Original Lyrics:
So frightened of your pain.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate my belligerence
or
Wait 5 minutes
or
Wait 5 minutes
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Campfires and buttermilk
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't drive a panel van.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight the feather man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find La Petomaine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Oscar La Petomaine was one of those possibly fictitious legendary characters you hear about, famous for his farting. I think it originated in France or possibly the French Quarter in New Orleans. See also Mel Brooks' character in the film "Blazing Saddles".
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a Pall Mall
or
Can't find a buttered ham
or
Can't find a bed of hams
or
Can't find my bed again.
or
Can't find a beer again.
or
Can't find a buttered ham
or
Can't find a bed of hams
or
Can't find my bed again.
or
Can't find a beer again.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a bigger pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a butter mint.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find her underpants
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find my cousin Jan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find no buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the Vedder man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter, man!
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttered yam.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the litter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the pyramid.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Chedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Vedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can’t find Mr. Belding
Original Lyrics:
Can’t find a better man
Mr. Belding is the school principal at Bayside High on Saved by the Bell (and its sequel series, Saved by the Bell: the New Class; he was also principal of Robert F. Kennedy Junior High School on its predecessor, Good Morning, Miss Bliss)
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mating clutching the wok, he's not a frog.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting, watching the clock, it's four o clock.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's a lesbian.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Vampire Mailman
Vampire Mailman
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man.
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies in fear, she's in love with him
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies, insists she's in love with him.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and fears she's in love with him
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
"Black, Red, and Yellow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Floyd walking the sidelines before, scoring the brain
Original Lyrics:
Freud walking the sidelines clipboard scoring the brain
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bicth you said,
'Oh, Ben wasn't glad
He tattooed everything'.
'Oh, Ben wasn't glad
He tattooed everything'.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bicthes have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitch had said, all been washed in black
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have all been washed in black
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitches said
Of men washed in black
Of men washed in black
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitches say
They've all been washed with glass.
They've all been washed with glass.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I told her was everything
Ohh and all she gave me was all that she was
And now my bitter hands
Lay beneath the glass of what was everything,
All the pictures said she was dressed in black
Ohh and all she gave me was all that she was
And now my bitter hands
Lay beneath the glass of what was everything,
All the pictures said she was dressed in black
Original Lyrics:
Oh and all I taught her was everything
Oh I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds of what was everything
Oh the pictures have all been washed in black
Oh I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds of what was everything
Oh the pictures have all been washed in black
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my better half stands on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now better hands
Shaped beneath the clouds.
Shaped beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Chafe beneath the clouds.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better half, rests on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands, cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better half
Sleeps beneath the flowers.
Sleeps beneath the flowers.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Chafe beneath the clouds.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better hands
Create all broken glass.
Create all broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a** cradles stolen hash.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger hands, are just broken hands.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands wait down broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Caged in broken glass.
Caged in broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Playdough broken glass.
Playdough broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Shake beneath the clouds.
Shake beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the laundromat turned my wool to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Original Lyrics:
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains (Shades) of empty canvas, underneath your sweat (under sheets of pale)
Her legs spread out before me as her body was it
Her legs spread out before me as her body was it
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains sheets of empty canvas, underneath her bed
Her legs spread out before me as her body moves in.
Her legs spread out before me as her body moves in.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her lace spread out before me
or
Her leg's spread out before me
or
Her leg's spread out before me
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body laid still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lies still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me, as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Her lace spread out before me, as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her body was still.
As her body was still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her buddy's ones did.
As her buddy's ones did.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As she began to die.
As she began to die.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid out before me
As her body once did.
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she was.
Original Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she wore.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful wife, I know you'll be a star.
Original Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful wife
I know you'll be a son in somebody else's life
But why, why, why can't it be me?
I know you'll be a son in somebody else's life
But why, why, why can't it be me?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a sock and drive away.
Original Lyrics:
How quick the sun can drop away.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk downtown
I'm surrounded by KISS-FM.
I'm surrounded by KISS-FM.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by donkeys and things
I'm surrounded by donkeys and things
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by Sunkist and plague.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Zonkey the Bear.
I'm surrounded by Zonkey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by a donkey's affair.
I'm surrounded by a donkey's affair.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by monkeys and gays.
I'm surrounded by monkeys and gays.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by songs kids are playing.
I'm surrounded by songs kids are playing.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by sont qui s'appelle?
I'm surrounded by sont qui s'appelle?
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
sont qui s'appelle = 'are who is called' in French
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by stoned kissy-face.
I'm surrounded by stoned kissy-face.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm so beautified, his donkeys are fed.
I'm so beautified, his donkeys are fed.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey the Bear.
I'm surrounded by Smokey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm surrounded and I don't give a damn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by donkeys and fags.
Original Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My better half played in broken glass
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My bitter hands, they hold broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the gear, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
Original Lyrics:
Now the air, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the pictures have all been gross and blecch
Original Lyrics:
Oh the pictures have all been dressed in black
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the bicth is sad
Oh, that was unplanned
Tattooed everything.
Oh, that was unplanned
Tattooed everything.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took Eddie Cantor
Under sheets of clay.
Under sheets of clay.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay.
Untouched sheets of clay.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas, until she's to blame
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body went still.
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body went still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under the sheets of clay lace
Spead out before me
As her body once did.
Under the sheets of clay lace
Spead out before me
As her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay were laid
Spread out before me
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay were laid
Spread out before me
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out just for me
as her body lies dead
under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out just for me
as her body lies dead
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a pickled herring, under sheets of glaze.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas, under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body holds still.
Her legs spread out before me as her body holds still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body lay still.
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body lay still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of plain.
Her legs spread out before me,
as her body grew still
Untouched sheets of plain.
Her legs spread out before me,
as her body grew still
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
as her body once did
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
as her body once did
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body once did.
Her legs spread out before me as her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, unwashed sheets of gray
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well all of my survival revolved around the sun
Original Lyrics:
All five horizons revolved around her soul
I still laugh when I listen to this song remembering what I thought he was saying. I really thought he was sick and that grunge was evil.
"Blood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Painted big, turn it into one of his enemies.
Original Lyrics:
Paint Ed big, turn Ed into one of his enemies.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
A brave man does that!
Original Lyrics:
A breath and a scream
In the verse it's 'a scream' but here in the chorus, Stone Gossard just swallows most of the word.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life and all its worth, a breath and a...glory's the door.
Original Lyrics:
Life ain't what it's worth, a breath and a scr... oh, reach the door.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waking day and
Oh cute mutilating, ah yeah.
Oh cute mutilating, ah yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Day in, day out
Accumulating, ah yeah.
Accumulating, ah yeah.
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes on fire
Original Lyrics:
House on fire
Editor's note: Someone said that this was an instrumental track, and hence there are no lyrics. Wrong! I google-searched it just now, and it does have lyrics. (I have not heard the song before, but I'm sure it's available on Youtube, and I will listen to it when I have a chance.)
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice on fire
Original Lyrics:
House on fire
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Local churches, hearses and brother gonna put the blame on me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause my big brother don't want to just let me be.
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh with da Pearl Jaaaaaammm
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and I'm pushin' oh if I could get above
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter with da Pearl Jam.
Original Lyrics:
Use a flag as a bandage.
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use a bag as a advantage
Original Lyrics:
Use a flag as a bandage.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't live for heffers.
Original Lyrics:
I don't live for ever.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cake.
I wanna dine out.
I wanna dine out.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna shake.
I wanna wind out.
I wanna wind out.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna night cap,say tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rise and say goodnight.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't keep beer here.
Original Lyrics:
You can't keep me here.
"Comatose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel it rising, next I farted.
Original Lyrics:
Feel it rising, next stop falling.
"Comatose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel it rising, yeah, let's stop farting.
Original Lyrics:
Feel it rising, next stop falling.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon by the can put on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not the stork that eats your breast.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat you bread.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your breast.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your bread.
Actually, there is one line where "breast" is the correct word, so this isn't entirely misheard.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your breath
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat you bread
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked by the can, put on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taken by the hand, put on my clothes
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hating drove me mad.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The waiter groped my a**.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The waiting trophy mat
You're finally here and I'm a mess
I'll take your engines back
You're finally here and I'm a mess
I'll take your engines back
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad
You're finally here and I'm a mess
I take your entrance back
You're finally here and I'm a mess
I take your entrance back
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' 'bout the cancer on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' 'bout the cancer on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To live and die an empty form
Original Lyrics:
To live and die, let it be done
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon by the can put on my clothes
Original Lyrics:
They can buy, but can't put on my clothes
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp out where I want because it's free
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy what I want because it's free
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to stop and eat your brains.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your bread.
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take the firmest path
or
I'll buy the Burmese bag
or
I'll buy the Burmese bag
Original Lyrics:
I'll take the varmints path
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop wasting trophies, man.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad.
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The waiting trophy man
I'll take all interest back
I'll take all interest back
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad
You're finally here and I'm a mess
You're finally here and I'm a mess
"Cropduster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone is back to sin.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone is practicing.
"Cropduster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone is masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone is practicing.
"Dance of the Clairvoyants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand back from stadiums
Original Lyrics:
Stand back when the spirit comes
"Dance of the Clairvoyants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand back when the spinach comes
Original Lyrics:
Stand back when the spirit comes
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pigeon's head will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A young girl, her own friend
Center of her own attention
Child reads aloud, cries!
Tries to understand it, why?
Center of her own attention
Child reads aloud, cries!
Tries to understand it, why?
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention
Mother reads aloud, child tries
Tries to understand it, tries.
Center of her own attention
Mother reads aloud, child tries
Tries to understand it, tries.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone, weet-bix
Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.
Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.
Original Lyrics:
Alone, listless
Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.
Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Center of a rhododendron
Original Lyrics:
Center of her own attention
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Center of her own potential hunger
Original Lyrics:
Center of her own attention...the mother
Vedder seems to say more than 3 syllables on the word "attention"
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Center of her rhododendron(s).
Original Lyrics:
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, potato.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, not fit to.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fair to
Not fair to
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to
Not fit to
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Don't pray to me
No picture kept will remind me.
Don't pray to me
No picture kept will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to
The picture kept will remind me.
Not fit to
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
It's not fair to
The fractured hip will remind me.
It's not fair to
The fractured hip will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to
The picture kept will remind me.
Not fit to
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me donor,
not fit to be
not fit to be
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter,
not fit to
not fit to
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me doubter
Not fair to me.
Not fair to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to be.
Not fit to be.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me dumber, my bet to...
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, not fit to
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me lover
Not fair to me
The future's gifts will remind me.
Not fair to me
The future's gifts will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to keep
The picture kept will remind me.
Not fit to keep
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me no, Nabisco Nabisco cant will remind me
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, not fit to the picture kept will remind me
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scent of a rhododendron
Original Lyrics:
Center of her own attention
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gnaws the hand that holds the pan.
Original Lyrics:
She holds the hand that holds her down.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She holds the hand that holds her down
She wonders, 'What the f***?'
Don't call me daughter
[It's] not fair to me.
She wonders, 'What the f***?'
Don't call me daughter
[It's] not fair to me.
Original Lyrics:
She holds the hand that holds her down
She will rise above
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to.
She will rise above
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bitch of death will remind me
Original Lyrics:
The picture kept will remind me
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fisher's cat will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
The pictures kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The piece of s*** will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, violence
Starin' at the rhododendron.
Starin' at the rhododendron.
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention.
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, violets
Smelling all the rhododendrons.
Smelling all the rhododendrons.
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention.
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, vital ends
Center of her own attention.
Center of her own attention.
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention.
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls
Violence
Stare at the rhodedendrum.
Violence
Stare at the rhodedendrum.
Original Lyrics:
Young girls
Violins
Center of her own attention.
Violins
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls
Violence
Center of her own attention
Violence
Center of her own attention
Original Lyrics:
Young girls
Violins
Center of her own attention
Violins
Center of her own attention
The liner notes actually show both of these, I guess Vedder couldn't make up his mind
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls
By all means
Center of her own attention.
By all means
Center of her own attention.
Original Lyrics:
Young girls
Violins
Center of her own attention.
Violins
Center of her own attention.
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Alphonse D'Amato
Alphonse D'Amato
Original Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the bottom
Can't touch the bottom
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can of tomatoes.
Can of tomatoes.
Original Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the bottom.
Can't touch the bottom.
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the butthole.
Can't touch the butthole.
Original Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the bottom.
Can't touch the bottom.
"Dirty Frank" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a recipe for Aung San Suu Kyi
Original Lyrics:
Got a recipe for Anglo-Saxon soup
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A douchie was hound, douchie was low
At a quarter past, a holy ghost
She had to turn around
But she couldn't turn around oh, she fold dead
A distant death is here
At a quarter past, a holy ghost
She had to turn around
But she couldn't turn around oh, she fold dead
A distant death is here
Original Lyrics:
But soon she was down, soon he was low
At a quarter past, a holy no
She had to turn around
When she couldn't hold, oh, she folded
A dissident is here
At a quarter past, a holy no
She had to turn around
When she couldn't hold, oh, she folded
A dissident is here
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess the end, I guess the end is near.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident, a dissedent is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pissed my pants,
I pissed my pants
I pissed my pants
Original Lyrics:
Dissidence,
Dissidence
Dissidence
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dirt, it's a dirty brassiere.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident, a dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss a dan, kiss a dandy seal.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident, a dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she couldnt hold on, oh no she boned him
Pissy pants, pissy pants is here.
Pissy pants, pissy pants is here.
Original Lyrics:
When she couldn't hold oh, she folded,
A dissident is here
A dissident is here
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the first man to have friends
Original Lyrics:
I am the first mammal to make plans
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a feast, I had a fag.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a beast, I'm the man.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beast, with my lust
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at peace, with my lust
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beast, with my voice
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at peace, with my lust
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to make plans.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wet my pants.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to advance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to have hands
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to shake hands.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my chance,
I'll sing in the choir
I'll sing in the choir
Original Lyrics:
Here's my church,
and I sing in the choir
and I sing in the choir
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Train the damn monkey--go to fire.
Original Lyrics:
2010, watch it go to fire.
"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade
Fade away.
Fade away.
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade
Fade away.
Fade away.
"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear I recognize your breasts.
Original Lyrics:
I swear I recognize your breath.
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade, fade away
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade
Fade away.
Fade away.
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade
Fade away.
Fade away.
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tarzan's spots they fade, fade away
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wouldn't recall,
For I'm not my father
For I'm not my father
Original Lyrics:
You wouldn't recall,
For I'm not my former.
For I'm not my former.
"Evacuation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to take head and some agression.
Original Lyrics:
Time to take heed and change direction.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the runs like butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the world likes butterflies.
or
Cross the road like butterflies.
or
Cross the road like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleedin'
Breaks his head on a pillar made of concrete, again.
Oh feelin' maybe he can see a little better in 80 days, oh,
Head down, faces what he sees again and they're familiar
Dark grin, he can't help when he's happy, looks insane.
Even though Thoughts arrive like butterflies,
He won't go, so they chase him away.
Breaks his head on a pillar made of concrete, again.
Oh feelin' maybe he can see a little better in 80 days, oh,
Head down, faces what he sees again and they're familiar
Dark grin, he can't help when he's happy, looks insane.
Even though Thoughts arrive like butterflies,
He won't go, so they chase him away.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing.
Rests his head in a pillow made of concrete, again.
Oh, feeling maybe he'll see a little better set a days. Ooh yeah.
Oh, hand out. Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar. Ooh
Oh, dark grin. He can't help when he's happy looks insane. Aah
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies. Yeah.
Oh, he don't know so he chases them away.
Rests his head in a pillow made of concrete, again.
Oh, feeling maybe he'll see a little better set a days. Ooh yeah.
Oh, hand out. Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar. Ooh
Oh, dark grin. He can't help when he's happy looks insane. Aah
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies. Yeah.
Oh, he don't know so he chases them away.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught giraffe like photo-fire
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat at Joe's.
'Cause I ride on butter fries.
Oh and he gone go, till he chases limb a gay.
'Cause I ride on butter fries.
Oh and he gone go, till he chases limb a gay.
Original Lyrics:
Evenflow.
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Oh and he don't know so he chases them away.
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Oh and he don't know so he chases them away.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even Flo
Farts around like butterflies.
Farts around like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even flow
Cause a run like butterflies
Cause a run like butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even flow
Start to run like butterflies
Start to run like butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even flow
Thoughts erupt like butterflies.
Thoughts erupt like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though thoughts arrive like butterflies...
Original Lyrics:
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though,
Moths are all like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
Moths are all like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
Original Lyrics:
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
He don't know, so he chases them away
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though,
Moths are all like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
Moths are all like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
Original Lyrics:
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
He don't know, so he chases them away
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Evenflo
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Evenflo is a maker of baby accessories.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Floats around like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Freezing Right Said Fred on a pillow made of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Freezing, right seeing something on a good old bed of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing, rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl friend, he can't have when his happy looks insane.
Original Lyrics:
Dark grin, he can't help when he's happy, looks insane.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl friend, he can't help when he's happy, uses his hand.
Original Lyrics:
Dark grin, he can't help when he's happy, looks insane.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goes awry like butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll begin his laugh again
Laugh again, laugh again...
Laugh again, laugh again...
Original Lyrics:
He'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
Life again, life again...
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to set wildfires.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of thug life butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mozzerella butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh feelings, free from all the fools and the legal halls of fame.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, ceilings, few and far between all the legal halls of shame, yeah.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh freezing rather see you sitting on a metal made of concrete
Feeling maybe he'll feel better than a tazer
Feeling maybe he'll feel better than a tazer
Original Lyrics:
Freezin' rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little betters any days
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little betters any days
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, feelin', maybe he'll feel a little better, Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, feelin', maybe he'll see a little better, set a day.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reason rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something wet, he'll begin his "I forget"
"I forget, I forget..."
"I forget, I forget..."
Original Lyrics:
Someday yet, he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
Life again, life again...
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They have lungs like butterflys.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butter fries.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thoughts of her like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispering hands gently lead him away,
Hear my way, hear my way.
Hear my way, hear my way.
Original Lyrics:
Whispering hands gently lead him away,
Him away, him away.
Him away, him away.
"Faithful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when teenagers believe in the game controls.
Original Lyrics:
M-Y-T-H is belief in the game controls.
"Faithful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are everything
Original Lyrics:
You are a furry thing
Actually, this one's disputed. Some lyrics sites indicate "everything" is correct, while others say it's "a furry thing." Until I see the liner notes of the album (or someone can verify it for me), I'm leaving it like this.
"Garden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will smoke with my band now.
Original Lyrics:
I will walk with my hands bound.
"Ghost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't hurt when I bleed.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By that time, nothing could save him.
Original Lyrics:
A bad time, nothing could save him.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Delivered him wings of getting down.
Original Lyrics:
Delivered him wings, 'Hey look at me now!'
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First he was stripped
Then he was stabbed
By a faceless man, the f***ers
He still stands.
Then he was stabbed
By a faceless man, the f***ers
He still stands.
Original Lyrics:
First he was stripped
Then he was stabbed
By faceless men, well, f***ers
He still stands.
Then he was stabbed
By faceless men, well, f***ers
He still stands.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a smoke and some tea.
Original Lyrics:
Had a smoke in the tree.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He could have turned into them
But he turned 'em down.
But he turned 'em down.
Original Lyrics:
He could have tuned in, tuned in
But he tuned out.
But he tuned out.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He made it to the ocean, had a small canteen.
Original Lyrics:
He made it to the ocean, had a smoke in a tree.
"Given to Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Made it the ocean, had a smoke and some tea.
Original Lyrics:
Made it to the ocean, had a smoke in the tree.
"Glorfied G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
4 or 5 virgins on a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorfied G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't even know yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Always keep it loaded.
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bonafide virgin, here she comes.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fly Virgin with a pellet gun.
or
Don't fly Virgin with a pelican.
or
Don't fly Virgin with a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortified version of a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin, I'm a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good fine version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good fine version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Low flying version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're 5 birds and I'm a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
49 virgins on a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All five virgins on a billy goat.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B***in' five virgins and a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds fly south, but not the pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bona-fide version of a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfly virgin with a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doin' my impression of a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go tellin' on a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortified version of a pelly gone
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortified virgin and a skeleton
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four or five cousins and a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified pleasures of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of America
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of Elliot Gould.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of a belted gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version oh the hell it can.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin of america
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin on a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin on her belly cum
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin with a belly of c**.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin with a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go find virgins with a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, vision of a pellet gun!
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lo-fi version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Low flying version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No fine person owns a pellet gun.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil fires burning on a pellican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk five miles and pay the income
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a fine version of a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your 5 birds and I'm a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fine cousin is a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stomp the wombat, stomp the wombat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me, don't go on me.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuned to my nooses, so packing it on.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuned to my nurses, so packing it on.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to her nurses
And pulled out a f***ing gun.
And pulled out a f***ing gun.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis
A fool, not a f***ing god.
A fool, not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my Mrs who pulled a f***ing gun.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis and pulled out my f***ing cod!
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, I pulled out my f***ing gun
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis
Of whom I'm f***ing gone!
Of whom I'm f***ing gone!
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis
A fool, not a f***ing god.
A fool, not a f***ing god.
"Grievance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoover, nobody does it like you.
Original Lyrics:
I will feel alive, as long as I am free.
"Grievance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If they go to E-Bay, Bay, Bay.
Don't let them go to E-Bay.
Don't let them go to E-Bay.
Original Lyrics:
If they fail to obey.
Yeah, ha, if they fail to obey.
Yeah, ha, if they fail to obey.
"Grievance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Place the bid that to the their thrones.
Raise the bids and pull them back if they fail to pay.
Oh if they fail to pay.
Pledge my grievance to E-Bay.
Raise the bids and pull them back if they fail to pay.
Oh if they fail to pay.
Pledge my grievance to E-Bay.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the innocent from a crowd.
Raise those sticks them bring them down.
If they fail to obey.
Ah, if they fail to obey. Yeah yeah.
For every tool they lend us a loss of independence.
Raise those sticks them bring them down.
If they fail to obey.
Ah, if they fail to obey. Yeah yeah.
For every tool they lend us a loss of independence.
"Grievence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give mud, then take it back again.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give blood, then take it back again.
"Grievence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the incest from the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the innocent from a crowd.
"Habit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never saw true habit. Never thought you'd habit.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought you'd ever. Never thought you'd ever.
"Hail, Hail" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell, smell the ugly ones
I refer to those who c**.
I refer to those who c**.
Original Lyrics:
Hail, hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love.
I refer to those in love.
"Help Help" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell me pies
Sell me pies.
Sell me pies.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me lies.
Tell me lies.
"Help Help" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell me wine
Sell me wine.
Sell me wine.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why
Tell me why.
Tell me why.
"I Am Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've a feeling, the cat's on a high.
Original Lyrics:
And the feeling, it gets left behind.
"I Got ID"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got melodies
Original Lyrics:
I got memories
"I Got ID"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I’m not hungry
Original Lyrics:
Where I’m not ugly
"I Got Id"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got melodies
Original Lyrics:
I got memories
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on books on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Cigar box on the floor.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place , only a herd.
Original Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place, to me or her.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place under here.
Original Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place, so near to her.
"In My Tree" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ellie's own)
(Oh the rice shaw she's own)
(Ellie's ruse by known)
(Oh the rice shaw she's own)
(Oh the rice shaw she's own)
(Ellie's ruse by known)
(Oh the rice shaw she's own)
Original Lyrics:
(Eddie's down in his home)
(Oh, the blue sky it's his home)
(Eddie's blue sky home)
(Oh, the blue sky it's his home)
(Oh, the blue sky it's his home)
(Eddie's blue sky home)
(Oh, the blue sky it's his home)
"Indifference" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll swallow poison until I grow a mule.
Original Lyrics:
I'll swallow poison until I grow immune.
"Inside Job"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've been pearl jammed for days.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, life comes from within your heart and desire
"Insignificance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a gnome that's swimming
Original Lyrics:
Like a ball that's spinning
"Insignificance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The place seats three, let the song protest
Original Lyrics:
Play C3, let the song protest
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dead leg in pools of maroon below.
or
The dead lay in pool of moon glow.
or
The dead lay in pool of moon glow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dead leg in pools of maroon below.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adam drawing pitchers on mountaintops with lemon tops
Original Lyrics:
At home drawing pictures of mountaintops with him on top
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And dad laid with fools in a bungalow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he hit me with surprise laugh.
Original Lyrics:
And he hit me with surprise left.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dead lay in pools of balloon below.
Original Lyrics:
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arms raised in 'd'
They're danglen' over pools of maroon.
They're danglen' over pools of maroon.
Original Lyrics:
Arms raised in 'v'
The dead lay in pools of maroon.
The dead lay in pools of maroon.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At home drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With paper on top
Lemon yellow sun
Palm trees feed
The dead leg in pools of brublo
But he didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that money didn't care
Deep down he is wicked
Oh, rue this world
Jeremy's spoken, pass the day
Jeremy's spoken, pass the day
Of mountain tops
With paper on top
Lemon yellow sun
Palm trees feed
The dead leg in pools of brublo
But he didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that money didn't care
Deep down he is wicked
Oh, rue this world
Jeremy's spoken, pass the day
Jeremy's spoken, pass the day
Original Lyrics:
At home drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked
Oh, ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked
Oh, ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At home, drawing pictures
Of hounds and dogs
Of hounds and dogs
Original Lyrics:
At home, drawing pictures
Of mountaintops
Of mountaintops
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At home, he didn't get attention
And the fact that, mommy didn't cook
Meet Jeremy in the weekend.
And the fact that, mommy didn't cook
Meet Jeremy in the weekend.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy didn't give affection, no
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
King Jeremy the wicked.
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
King Jeremy the wicked.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blah, blah, blah in pools of Provolone.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherubim spoke in class today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clearly I remember picking on the boy
Seemed the hungriest little f**k
Seemed the hungriest little f**k
Original Lyrics:
Clearly I remember picking on the boy
Seemed a harmless little f**k
Seemed a harmless little f**k
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could have been spoken in class today
or
Jermey spoke as plain as day.
or
Jermey spoke as plain as day.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead meat spoken class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep down though, we cared
Oh, ruled his world
Oh, ruled his world
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
Oh, ruled his world.
Oh, ruled his world.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep down we, we cared
Oh ruled his world.
Oh ruled his world.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
Oh, ruled his world.
Oh, ruled his world.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geddy Lee Spokane's Mass Play
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geddy Lee spoke in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
General Lee spoke in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentily spoken class today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentlemen spoken destiny
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and made the recess ladies pressed.
Original Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth in the D-sized ladies' breast
How can I f*** it?
How can I f*** it?
Original Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast
How could I forget?
How could I forget?
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnashed teeth in misery at lady's breast.
Original Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It came down on me, though we care.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It dawned on me, the wicked
Rule this world.
Rule this world.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the Wicked
Ruled his world.
Ruled his world.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll be spoken yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jed and Reese smokin' grass to hay.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Schborghan...yeaaaaah!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Spoden passed away.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Spokane Amsterdam
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Spokane, glass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy is falling down stairs.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's really f***in' gay.
or
Jeremy poked my ass today
or
Jeremy croked in class today
or
Jeremy broke my pottery clay
or
Jeremy kicked my ass today
or
Jeremy picked his ass today
or
Jeremy picked his ass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy poked in ass clay
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy saw him last week
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy small hands clams today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy small hands, class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smoked in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' again, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' crack today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' glass bidet.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' grass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smoking glass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke and passed away.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke and raised the dead.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke to the President.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken brass beds today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken clear as the day.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, Guess again
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, as it is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, clear as the day
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, yes he did.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spooled down, cast away.
or
Jeremy stroked me, kissed today.
or
Jeremy stroked me, kissed today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spore hand class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy stroked it in class today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's Spaldin', glass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's a bogan, yes he is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's bokken, yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
A bokken is a Japanese wooden sword.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's bowling class is gay.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's brogan smashed my face
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken "Yesterday."
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken glass parade
or
Jeremy spoke in yesterday.
or
Jeremy spoke in yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken glass parade
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken glass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken last days.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's callin', yeah, hey
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's fallen yesterday
OR
Jeremy's falling yesterday
OR
Jeremy's falling yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's in Spokane yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's in Spokane, clear as the day
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken yesterday
or
Jeremy's more than a little gay
or
Jeremy's more than a little gay
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's poked in the a** today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's pokin' cats today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's pokin' half the day.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's poking ass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' a** today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' crack today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' grass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' my ass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking a glass d***.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking crack today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking glass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking plastic
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking, yes he is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's soaked in p*ss and sh*t.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoke bent, spoke bent.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, spoken.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken blasphemy.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, yes he has
or
Jeremy's spoken yesterday
or
Jeremy's spoken yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, where's the bee?
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, yes he did.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's strokin and he's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's walking, walking, Jeremy's walking yes he is
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in, spoke in, Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy’s spoken last day.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry Lee's smokin' grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry got poked in his a** today!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', it dropped right over there.
Just like headache--like headache I hurt.
Just like headache--like headache I hurt.
Original Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', mmm dropped wide open.
Just like the day--like the day I heard.
Just like the day--like the day I heard.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', mmm try Taco Bell.
Original Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', mmm dropped wide open.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nas his teeth in misery at lady's breast.
Original Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please tell me, the weak end.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the harmless little f***.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little fun.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little ploy.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seemed a homeless little f**k
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f**k
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a harmless little duck
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smashed his teeth in with the recess lady's breast.
Original Lyrics:
Gashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell the Reese's in his breath.
Original Lyrics:
Bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear all these spoken words, as it is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell a green small man what he did yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken gladly
or
Tell him he's baldin', yeaheaaheahhh....
or
Tell him he's baldin', yeaheaaheahhh....
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me spoken, yeeeaaahhhh!!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me spoken... as of today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, Spokane.
or
Jeremy Spokane
or
Jeremy Spokane
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in...
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terribly Spoken, Ass o' day
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terribly spoken glass bidet.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terribly spoken president
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terribly spoken, 'Erh-erh-ehehreh-ay'.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That little kid of faction and the boy was something that money wouldn't wait
Original Lyrics:
Daddy didn't give affection and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dad lay in pools of broom blown
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dad lay, in pools of blue blow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
'Blue blow' is slang for cocaine.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead laid in pools of blue glow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of Luminol.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of blue blood.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of broo blow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of broom blow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon blood.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of rublo
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
I assumed that "rublo" was the word for "red" in... I wasn't sure which language.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to blame this on the trap door.
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the bible.
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to erase this you little whore.
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to escape us from the black hole
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to forget this, try to erase this
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget this, don't erase this
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be smokin' weed today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you blame it on Mr. Al Gore?
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard.
"Johnny Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco Bells responsible for original sin
Original Lyrics:
The type of girl responsible for original sin
"Just Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some folks just have fun; others they got done
Original Lyrics:
Some folks just have fun; others they got none
"Last Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the nun die.
or
Let the sun shine.
or
Let the sun shine.
Original Lyrics:
Let the sun climb.
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I held her close, I kissed her all askance.
Original Lyrics:
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss.
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh well, oh well, could my baby pee?
Original Lyrics:
Oh where, oh where could my baby be?
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh where oh where has my baby been
Original Lyrics:
Oh where oh where can my baby be
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can hear my baby when I leave her this song
Original Lyrics:
So I can see my baby when I leave this world
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something worn coming to my eyes
or
Something worn going in my eye
or
Something worn going in my eye
Original Lyrics:
Something warm flowing through my eyes
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There in the road strayed a hedge.
Original Lyrics:
There in the road, straight ahead
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There in the road, straight, a hinge
Original Lyrics:
There in the road, straight ahead
This is the 1999 remake of the song and it sounds like it's by Hootie & the Blowfish. It is not the J. Frank Wilson version of the '60's nor the '70's version by Wednesday.
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We hadn't driven there before
Original Lyrics:
We hadn't driven very far
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, where oh where can my baby be?
The law took her away from me
The law took her away from me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.
The Lord took her away from me.
"Leash" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of my lucky face
Original Lyrics:
Get out of my f***ing face
Editor's note: The album version has the obscenity; the radio edit has the word lucky. So, technically this is not misheard.
"Leatherman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never met an enema that was so polite
or
A fear beaten animal yet so polite
or
A fear beaten animal yet so polite
Original Lyrics:
Appeared to be an animal yet so polite
"Life Wasted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Omma nana nahnah frannah back again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm never going back again.
"Light Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've used Pampers made out of cod.
Original Lyrics:
I've used hammers made out of wood.
"Light Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like, made of stone.
Original Lyrics:
Your light made us stars.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave your clone.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave you alone.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First comes Doug, and then comes Wayne.
Original Lyrics:
First comes love, and then comes pain.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love boat captain take a pill.
Original Lyrics:
Love boat captain take the reigns.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This dogs gotten fleas.
Original Lyrics:
This God forgotten place.
"Lowlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buxom jealousy tell me wrong.
I will feel calm.
I will feel calm.
Original Lyrics:
Books and jealousy tell me wrong.
I will feel calm.
I will feel calm.
"Mankind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's got Pearl Jam fakin' it?
Original Lyrics:
What's got the whole world fakin' it?
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from Perth.
Original Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from youth.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from you
Dedication's not even true
Dedication's not even true
Original Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from youth
Dedications naive and true
Dedications naive and true
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dedications, not even true
Original Lyrics:
Dedication, naive and true
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like my home and that's the truth.
Original Lyrics:
Like Mohammad hits the truth
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Small my table sits just two, leaning back.
Original Lyrics:
Small my table sits just two, me and Beth.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is not Paul Young, never was Paul Young.
Original Lyrics:
This is not for you, never was for you.
"Nothing As It Seems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feel like home, ease a little hour
Original Lyrics:
Don't feel like home, he's a little out
"Nothing As It Seems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a little trout.
Original Lyrics:
He's a little out.
"Oceans" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to the tray
The currents will shape
Glide me towards, you know, something's left
And we're not allowed
To dream of the necks.
The currents will shape
Glide me towards, you know, something's left
And we're not allowed
To dream of the necks.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Glide me towards, you know something's left
And we're all allowed
To dream of the next.
The currents will shift
Glide me towards, you know something's left
And we're all allowed
To dream of the next.
"Of The Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway man says get away.
Original Lyrics:
How he makes his getaway.
"Off He Goes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Off he goes with his perfectly unkept hope
Original Lyrics:
Off he goes with his perfectly unkempt clothes
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a 16 gauge buried down in my throat
Original Lyrics:
Got a 16 gauge buried under my clothes
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand in my pocket
So determined to squeeze my prey.
So determined to squeeze my prey.
Original Lyrics:
I got my hand in my pocket
So determined, discreet...I pray.
So determined, discreet...I pray.
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, one sip party time
I could use mice help.
I could use mice help.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, once upon a time
I could lose myself.
I could lose myself.
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time, I couldn't control myself.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time
I could lose myself.
I could lose myself.
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once, a pond, a tire
I could use myself.
I could use myself.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time
I could lose myself.
I could lose myself.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Pilot, I have a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black pilot, I have angels.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black pilot, I have ethanol.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have, they don't
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have a dog
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I am a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Porch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Indecent chairs are taken up
Original Lyrics:
Initiatives are taken up
"Pry, To" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-r-i-b-a-z-y, it drives us insane.
Original Lyrics:
P-r-i-v-a-c-y, it's priceless to me.
"Rats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't write their boats together and one as one.
Original Lyrics:
Don't pack themselves together and run as one.
"Rats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off Elijah Wood's feet.
Original Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet.
"Rats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet
Original Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not about to give in or apologize
or
I'm not about to give it to a bottle drive
or
I'm not about to give it to a bottle drive
Original Lyrics:
I'm not about to give thanks or apologize
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moons in the mirror waned.
Original Lyrics:
Wounds in the mirror waved.
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saltbeef, so much clearer
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer want you... want you in my rearview mirror
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer once you.. were in my rearview mirror
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer watch you
Where've you been oh....
Where've you been oh....
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer once you..
were in my rearview mirror
were in my rearview mirror
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Selfies, so much clearer.
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sophie is so much clearer
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soybeans so much cleaner.
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soybeans, so much cleaver
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fist on my face, swallowed it down.
Original Lyrics:
Fist on my plate, swallowed it down.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not about to give in or apologize
Original Lyrics:
I'm not about to give thanks or apologize
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not about to give things for a bottle drive.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not about to give thanks or apologize.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P***ed on my plate. Swallowed it down.
Original Lyrics:
Fist on my plate. Swallowed it down.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed on my face, swallowed it down.
Original Lyrics:
Fist on my plate, swallowed it down.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down.
Original Lyrics:
Fist on my plate, swallowed it down.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap is so much cleaner
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sophey is so much cleaner.
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy beans so much cleaner
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rearviewmirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Energy gained, 95 fears
Original Lyrics:
Enmity gauged, united be fear
"Rearviewmirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie
Original Lyrics:
Saw things, saw things, saw things.
"Red Dot."
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy as one.
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy at war.
"Red Dot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild, oh crazy, wild crazy oh wow!
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy at war.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bride was not allowed to leave the groom.
Original Lyrics:
I was not allowed to leave the room.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a horny ol' man.
Original Lyrics:
Hoverin' just above your bed.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't trust the horny ol' man.
Original Lyrics:
Hoverin' just above your bed.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was bitten, must have been the devil
He was just plain mean
A little visit, reminding me of his presence
Letting me know, he's a-waiting... oh
He was just plain mean
A little visit, reminding me of his presence
Letting me know, he's a-waiting... oh
Original Lyrics:
I was bitten, must have been the devil
He was just paying me...
A little visit, reminding me of his presence
Letting me know, he's a-waiting... oh
He was just paying me...
A little visit, reminding me of his presence
Letting me know, he's a-waiting... oh
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gits got all the bread.
Original Lyrics:
It's not all been said.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not off his head, his head ain't on.
Original Lyrics:
It's not all been said, been said and done.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never crept into Dave's bed.
Original Lyrics:
I've never slept in Satan's bed.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
John Bobbitt
Please don't leave your n**s on my car.
Please don't leave your n**s on my car.
Original Lyrics:
Jump off a cliff
Don't need your help, so back off.
Don't need your help, so back off.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna shave your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna save you, f***er.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's taken Jerome.
Original Lyrics:
It's taken control.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Marselle fall.
Original Lyrics:
Let yourself go.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's see the whole nerd.
Original Lyrics:
Let's see the whole world.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free cookie dogs swirls all around.
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free cookie dust swirls all around
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free cookies and smores all around.
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Green cookies and sweaters all around.
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around.
"Sometimes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Large fingers poking me
Original Lyrics:
Large fingers pushing paint
"Sometimes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Large fingers pushing paint
Original Lyrics:
Large fingers pushing me
"Sometimes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the Pokemons
The many other shelves.
The many other shelves.
Original Lyrics:
Like the books among
The many other shelves.
The many other shelves.
"Soon Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry is the tool who trades his mule for a shortbread.
Original Lyrics:
Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette.
"Spin The Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Space-man
Spin around in circles.
Spin around in circles.
Original Lyrics:
Spin, spin
Spin the black circle.
Spin the black circle.
"Spin The Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin, spin!
Spin around in circles!
Spin around in circles!
Original Lyrics:
Spin, spin!
Spin the black circle.
Spin the black circle.
"Spin the Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin it like Santa Claus.
Original Lyrics:
Spin the black circle.
"Spin the Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sven, Sven.
Sven the purple turle
Sven the purple turle
Original Lyrics:
Spin, Spin.
Spin the black circle
Spin the black circle
"State Of Love And Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I listen for the voice inside my hand
It's nothing, I'll do this one night stand.
It's nothing, I'll do this one night stand.
Original Lyrics:
And I listen for the voice inside my head
Nothin', I'll do this one myself.
Nothin', I'll do this one myself.
"State Of Love And Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will defend Mahayana
Make it pain-painfully aware.
Make it pain-painfully aware.
Original Lyrics:
Will be in my honour
Make it pain, painfully quick, uh huh.
Make it pain, painfully quick, uh huh.
"State of Love and Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the barrel waits
chicken shit aimed right at my head
chicken shit aimed right at my head
Original Lyrics:
And the barrel waits
trigger shakes aimed right at my head
trigger shakes aimed right at my head
"State of Love and Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said my lord, the accountant
Original Lyrics:
Should the Lord be a-countin'
"Thin Air" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know she's reached my heart, in Phoenix.
Original Lyrics:
And I know she's reached my heart, in thin air.
"WMA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police shot my brother again
Original Lyrics:
Police stopped my brother again
"Whipping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get drunk every night and can't fall back.
Original Lyrics:
Don't get behind, I can't fall back.
"Who You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trampled moss on your souls
Changes all your apart.
Changes all your apart.
Original Lyrics:
Trampled mud on your souls
Changes all your abode.
Changes all your abode.
"Why Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She scratches the litter...
Original Lyrics:
She scratches a letter...
"Why Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been diagnosed by some stupid f***, reminds me of me.
Original Lyrics:
She's been diagnosed by some stupid f***, and mommy agrees.
"World Wide Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the world wants suicide.
Original Lyrics:
It's a world wide suicide.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't, I don't know where there's a parcel or a bag
Original Lyrics:
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know, I don't know a whale has a box on her back.
Original Lyrics:
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Marissa's gonna leave her combine
Oh I said I don't want to live in a box or a bag.
or
And the reason oughtta leave her calm,
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
or
I don't know, I don't know whether it was the box ro the bag.
Oh I said I don't want to live in a box or a bag.
or
And the reason oughtta leave her calm,
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
or
I don't know, I don't know whether it was the box ro the bag.
Original Lyrics:
And the reason oughtta leave her calm
'Oh,' I said. 'I don't, I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag.
'Oh,' I said. 'I don't, I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag.
These lyrics are open to interpretation since Yellow Ledbetter is was an improvisation and the words change every time Ed sings it.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the coal miner said and I want what I said and then I called out again.
Original Lyrics:
And they called and I said that I want what I said and then I called out again.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reason I want to leave the coal mine,oh.
Original Lyrics:
And the reason oughtta leave her calm,oh I know.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the seaside with some pork Ledbetter sat
And he said I want to eat it again.
By the wayside on the frontside of the lawn
And he said I wanna eat it all again, yeah...
And he said I want to eat it again.
By the wayside on the frontside of the lawn
And he said I wanna eat it all again, yeah...
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed, on the porch a letter sat
Then you said. 'I wanna leave it again'
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again, yeah...
Then you said. 'I wanna leave it again'
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again, yeah...
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you see them out of the pork?
Yeah, but they don't wade.
Yeah, but they don't wade.
Original Lyrics:
Can you see them, out on the porch?
Yeah, but they don't wave.
Yeah, but they don't wave.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know if they suntan nails.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know there's something else.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't want to live in a Bachelor pad.
Original Lyrics:
I know I said, 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
Original Lyrics:
I said "I know what I wear. Is that a box or a bag?"
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'I know what I wear, not a box or the bag.'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag.'
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, I don't want a whale
In a box or a bag.
In a box or a bag.
Original Lyrics:
I said I don't know whether
I'm the boxer or the bag.
I'm the boxer or the bag.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see them on the front page, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I see them on the front porch, yeah.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish it all away.
Original Lyrics:
On a visit, on her way
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a ceilin', on a front side letter sat
And I said, I wanna see them again.
And I said, I wanna see them again.
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed, on the porch a letter sat
Then you said, 'I wanna leave it again'.
Then you said, 'I wanna leave it again'.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a ceiling on a poison meadow said, "and he said I wanna leave it again".
Wanting our help on a piece of weather, said "on a said I wanna leave it again".
On a wizard, on a wizard on its way, yeah.
And I called and I said and i know and I said that I'll go out again.
And a raisin on an evil gum said I dont wanna wear a box or a bag.
Wanting our help on a piece of weather, said "on a said I wanna leave it again".
On a wizard, on a wizard on its way, yeah.
And I called and I said and i know and I said that I'll go out again.
And a raisin on an evil gum said I dont wanna wear a box or a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed on a porch a letter sat, then you said "I wanna leave it again".
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand and on the sand I wanna leave her again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away.
And they called and said that I'll go & I said I'll call out again.
And the readon I ought to leave her calm, I know, I said, "I don't know whether I'm the boxer of the bag"
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand and on the sand I wanna leave her again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away.
And they called and said that I'll go & I said I'll call out again.
And the readon I ought to leave her calm, I know, I said, "I don't know whether I'm the boxer of the bag"
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a ceiling on the porch I left her,sad
And I said I wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach all wetter
And I said I wanna leave it again
Oh, a-wailing, gonna waste it all away,
Yeah and the coal miner said, and a coal miner said,
And I called out her name
And the reason I want to leave the coal mine, oh
I said, I don't know whether that's a box or a bed
And I said I wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach all wetter
And I said I wanna leave it again
Oh, a-wailing, gonna waste it all away,
Yeah and the coal miner said, and a coal miner said,
And I called out her name
And the reason I want to leave the coal mine, oh
I said, I don't know whether that's a box or a bed
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed on a porch a letter sat,
Then you said "I wanna leave it again".
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave her again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away.
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason, oughta leave her calm, I know
I said, I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag
Then you said "I wanna leave it again".
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave her again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away.
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason, oughta leave her calm, I know
I said, I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a wizard on a whale
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish it all away.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the ceiling on a porch a letter sat and I said I wanna leave Bennigan's.
Once I saw her on a beach of little horses and I said I wanna leave Bennigan's.
On a wheel, on a wizard on a whale
Once I saw her on a beach of little horses and I said I wanna leave Bennigan's.
On a wheel, on a wizard on a whale
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed on a porch a letter sat, then you said "I wanna leave it again".
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand and on the sand I wanna leave her again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand and on the sand I wanna leave her again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wino knows if there's some fingernails.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know there's something else.
"You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a tower,
Yours is clean.
Yours is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a tower,
And you're the key.
And you're the key.
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