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And it feels so good. Like a regional headache.
or
And it feels so cool. Like a religion of headaches
or
And it feels so cool. Like a religion of headaches
And it feel so good like relieving a headache.
Like reliving a bad day
or
Like an original head case
or
Like an original head case
Like relieving a headache
I was a Star Trek crewman there with my Beatle boots and my Subaru
I was a Star Trek crewman there with my Beatle boots and my super 8
Average every day sayin' psycho.
or
Crazy sane and sometimes psycho.
Average everyday sane psycho.
Average every day state psycho
or
Average every day stay psycho
Average everyday sane psycho
Average every day, same cycle
Average everyday sane psycho
Average everyday saint psycho
Average every day sane psycho
Average everyday sick psycho.
Average everyday sane psycho.
Average everyday sleep cycle.
Average everyday sane psycho.
Average everyday spin cycle.
Average everyday sane psycho.
I wish every day seemed psycho.
Average everyday sane psycho
I wish every day stayed psycho.
Average everyday sane psycho.
To make, to make you love me
To me, to make you love me
To meet your mommy
To make you love me
"Flower"
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your hip's the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your lips the perfect 'suck-me' size.
"Flower"
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your d**k's the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your lips the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Love is nothing, nothing, nothing, now face it
Love is nothing, nothing, nothing, like they say
Do you wanna be an alligator cowboy who s***s his pants?
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare, red a**.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet ass.
Your eyelashes sparkle like Gilder Glass
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's belly laugh
or
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
or
Your eyelashes sparkle like guilded brass
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare red a**.
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
Your eyelashes sparkle like guilted glass
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare wet a**
or
Your eyelashes sparkle like Gilder Glass
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's belly laugh
or
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
Your eyes have that sparkle like you did grass
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass
When they do the double-dutch, that's the Nancy.
When they do the double-dutch, that's them dancing.
When they do the double dutch, that's lamentgee.
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing.
When they do the double dutch, that's the man's game.
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing.
But my head's swimming
But my head's spinning
For this the weekend controls.
Out of this that we can control.
Gettin' over me, gettin' over you.
Get a load of me, get a load of you.
Gonna take a walk, for it's safe to catch.
or
Gonna take a walk for it's sake to hatch.
or
Gonna take a walk for it's safe to crash.
Gonna take a while for this egg to hatch.
Here we are we're in the beginning
We haven't chuckled yet but we're going swimming.
Here we are we're in the beginning
We haven't f***ed yet but my head's spinning.
Is it edible?
It's inevitable
Is it having a bowl?
It's inevitable.
Isn't this the best part of waking up?
Folgers in my cup, I can't get enough of.
Isn't this the best part of breaking up?
Finally someone else you can't get enough of.
It's a heavy glow, it's the fact
That we're gonna get down to it, so tell me.
It's inevitable, it's the fact
That we're gonna get down to it, so tell me.
We're havin' fun yet, but my head's spinning
We haven't f***ed yet, but my head's spinning
Of course, when you hear it on the radio, the expletive is not there.
Why can't I bring?
Why can't I breathe?
Why can't I read whenever I think about you?
Why can't I speed whenever I talk about you?
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?
Why can't I scream?
Why can't I breathe?
(later)
Why can't I sleep?
Why can't I sing?
Why can't I speak?
Why do I scream whenever I dream about you?
Why can't I sleep whenever I dream about you?