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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl on amIright currently.

"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Captain Whitney Bay
Original Lyrics:
I kept them with me babe
"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean up New York City.
Original Lyrics:
Queen of New York City
"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
God I'm the lucky one
It's years from meeting you.
Original Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one
This year's for me and you.
"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I'm the lucky one. Connected into one.
Original Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one. Came in eighteen to one.
"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one. Came in a dirty one.
Original Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one. Came in eighteen to one.
"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come from Whitley Bay.
Original Lyrics:
I kept them with me, babe.
"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the band finished playing
They held up the mall.
Original Lyrics:
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more.
"Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a bum, you're a punk
You're an old sodding drunk
Living there almost dead
On a dripping wet bed
Original Lyrics:
You're a bum, you're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Living there almost dead
On a drip in that bed
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain tune
Original Lyrics:
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
The Rare Old Mountain Dew is an Irish folk song dating back to the late 19th century.
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the window is right through you
It's no place for the old
Original Lyrics:
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't make it an hour long, I built my dreams around you
Original Lyrics:
Can't make it all alone, I built my dreams around you
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one
Came in at ten to one
Original Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got on the milky way
Original Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see a better time, will all our dreams come true?
(Later)
All the drunks, they were swinging
Original Lyrics:
I can see a better time when all our dreams come true
(Later)
All the drunks, they were singing
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come from Whitley bay
Original Lyrics:
I kept them with me babe
"Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took my drinks from me when I first found you
Original Lyrics:
You took my dreams from me when I first found you

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