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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Porcupine Tree

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Porcupine Tree that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 14 misheard song lyrics for Porcupine Tree on amIright currently.

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"Blackest Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got books that were never, ever Ed.
Original Lyrics:
Got books that I never ever read.
"Blackest Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got Byron loose inside my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got wiring loose inside my head.
"Blackest Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so ironic when you make a promise.
Original Lyrics:
It's so erotic when your make-up runs.
"Blackest Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so ironic when your make-up runs.
Original Lyrics:
It's so erotic when your make-up runs.
"Blackest Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swear with me into your blackest eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Swim with me into your blackest eyes.
"Blackest Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim with me into your lucky star.
Original Lyrics:
Swim with me into your blackest eyes.
"Buying New Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still wave at the ducks on the shore.
Original Lyrics:
I still wave at the dots on the shore.
"Deadwing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate all you Jews
Original Lyrics:
Paying all your dues
"Deadwing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paying all your Jews
Original Lyrics:
Paying all your dues
"Last Chance To Evacuate Planet Earth Before It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're growin' apart now, kids.
Original Lyrics:
Not grown up, but not kids.
The full title of the song is "Last Chance To Evacuate Planet Earth Before It Is Recycled".
"Open Car" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help loading an open car
Some address slips down your arm
Original Lyrics:
Hair blown in an open car
Summer dress slips down your arm
"Shallow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caesar's cutting at your anger.
Original Lyrics:
Scissors cutting out your anger.
"Synesthesia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so excited I could turn depressed
Original Lyrics:
Another soldier died in action the telegram regrets
"Trains" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always the same as I'm slipping away
Original Lyrics:
Always the summers are slipping away

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