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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Elvis Presley
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Elvis Presley that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 528 misheard song lyrics for Elvis Presley on amIright currently.
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"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
A&P
Original Lyrics:
Let me be
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot bananas
Original Lyrics:
Bap-a-da-da
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you rub-a-dub.
'Cause lions ain't the kind you rub-a-dub.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough.
'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough.
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a tiger
'Cause tigers play the hump
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love it up.
'Cause tigers play the hump
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love it up.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a tiger
'Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love enough
'Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love enough
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a diaper
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a tiger
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat your teddy grahams.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your teddy bear.
When Nabisco launched 'Teddy Grahams' in the late 1980's, they used Elvis Presley's 'Teddy Bear' in the commercials.
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muffalatta
Original Lyrics:
Bap-a-da-da
from the background singers
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh let me see
Original Lyrics:
Oh let me be
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or let me be
Original Lyrics:
Oh let me be
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run your penis through my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Run your fingers through my hair.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Marie's insane
And his latest flame.
And his latest flame.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name
Of his latest flame.
Of his latest flame.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of this lady of Spain.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my reason ain't
His latest flame.
His latest flame.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name
Of his latest flame.
Of his latest flame.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my reasoning of his latest flame
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reason A.
It's his latest flame.
It's his latest flame.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name
Of his latest flame.
Of his latest flame.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reason A
Of his latest flame
Of his latest flame
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name
Of his latest flame.
Of his latest flame.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reason aim of his latest flame
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reasoning is the latest thing
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reasoning of his latest fling
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the resoning is a day in spring.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anne-Marie's the name
Of his latest flame.
Of his latest flame.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name
Of his latest flame.
Of his latest flame.
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annemarie's the name of his latest flame
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame
"(Marie's the Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Marie's ashamed of her latest frame.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame.
"(Marie's the Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the recent name of his latest flame.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame
"(Now And Then There's) A Fool Such As I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sent a medal when we say goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sentimental when we say goodbye.
"(Now And Then There's) A Fool Such As I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sentimental when we say goodbye
No, it ain't really me sugar-pie.
No, it ain't really me sugar-pie.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sentimental when we say goodbye
Don't be angry with me should I cry.
Don't be angry with me should I cry.
"(Now and Then There's) A Fool Such as I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sent a medal when we say goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sentimental when we say goodbye
"(You're The) Devil In Disguise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she's the devil in the skies
Original Lyrics:
But she's the devil in disguise
"(You're The) Devil In Disguise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the devil in the skies.
Original Lyrics:
You're the devil in disguise.
"(You're The) Devil In Disguise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the devil with these guys.
Original Lyrics:
You're the devil in disguise.
"(You’re the) Devil in Disguise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You look like a ninja
Original Lyrics:
You look like an angel
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little less condensation
Original Lyrics:
A little less conversation
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little less constipation, a little more action.
Original Lyrics:
A little less conversation, a little more action.
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little less constipation
Original Lyrics:
A little less conversation
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little less observation
Original Lyrics:
A little less conversation
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little less understanding
Original Lyrics:
A little less conversation
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All this masturbation ain't satisfactioning me
Original Lyrics:
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes and open up your mouth
I'll make you satisfy me.
I'll make you satisfy me.
Original Lyrics:
Close your mouth and open up your heart
And baby satisfy me.
And baby satisfy me.
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drifting through a submarine
Original Lyrics:
Drifting through a summer breeze
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls getting laid
Original Lyrics:
Girl, it's getting late
"A Little Less Conversation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab your boat and let's start walking
Original Lyrics:
Grab your coat and let's start walking
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A mall shook up
Original Lyrics:
I'm all shook up
"A Mall Shook Up" was actually the title of an episode of Saved by the Bell: The New Class.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A midget like a man on a fuzzy tree
Original Lyrics:
I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond sugar (ah-mond shu-ga)
Original Lyrics:
I'm all shook up.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amoy Suka
Original Lyrics:
I'm all shook up
"Amoy Suka" In either Tagalog or Kampampangan, it means "it smells like vomit"
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amoy Suka
Original Lyrics:
I'm all shook up
The misheard phrase means "smell the vinegar" in Tagalog.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless a my hole, what's wrong with me?
Original Lyrics:
Bless my soul, what's wrong with me?
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blushing like mad on a butter tree.
Original Lyrics:
My inside's shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love
Le monde le peur.
Le monde le peur.
Original Lyrics:
i'm in love - i'm all shook up
The English translation from French is: 'The world is afraid.'
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm itchin' like a dog on a fuzzy tree.
Original Lyrics:
My inside's shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaking like a leaf on a fuzzy tree
Original Lyrics:
I'm itching like a man in a fuzzy tree
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree
Original Lyrics:
Inside's shakin' like a leaf on a tree
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mon Chapeau
Original Lyrics:
I'm all shook up.
French for 'My Hat'.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends say I'm actin' white as a bug
Original Lyrics:
My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting as white as a bug
Original Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting as wild as a bug
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting what is a bug.
Who do you think when you've got such luck
Who do you think when you've got such luck
Original Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting wild as a bug.
Who do you thank when you've got such luck
Who do you thank when you've got such luck
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting white as a pup.
Original Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting wild as a bug.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting wide as a pup.
Original Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting wild as a bug.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting wired as a bug.
Original Lyrics:
My friends say I'm acting wild as a bug.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart beats soy it scares me to death
Original Lyrics:
My heart beats, so it scares me to death
Self explanatory, but still good.
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My inside's shakin'
like a Leroy tree
like a Leroy tree
Original Lyrics:
My inside's shakin'
like a leaf on a tree
like a leaf on a tree
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My insides are shakin' like Leroy's butt
Original Lyrics:
My insides are shakin' like a leaf on a tree
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lid eyes are shaken like a sea-green booty
Original Lyrics:
My insides are shakin' like a leaf on a tree
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lips are locked, my cantilever's hot
Original Lyrics:
Her lips are like a volcano that's hot
"All Shook Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well bless my soul
What's wrong with me
I'm itchin' like a man on a buzzin' tree
What's wrong with me
I'm itchin' like a man on a buzzin' tree
Original Lyrics:
A well'a bless my soul
What'sa wrong with me?
I'm itchin' like a man in a fuzzy tree
What'sa wrong with me?
I'm itchin' like a man in a fuzzy tree
Thought this since 1957?
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
Who saved a ranch like me.
Who saved a ranch like me.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That shaved the rats like me.
That shaved the rats like me.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me.
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I once was lost but now I'm found,
Was hooray for puberty!
Was hooray for puberty!
Original Lyrics:
I once was lost but now I'm found,
Was blind, but now I see.
Was blind, but now I see.
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved our ranch like me
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many angry coiled up towns
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toys and snails
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils and snares
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've known less days to sing God's grace
Than when we first begun.
Than when we first begun.
Original Lyrics:
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when we'd first begun.
Then when we'd first begun.
"An American Trilogy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look away! Look away! Look away, Disneyland!
Original Lyrics:
Look away! Look away! Look away, Dixie Land!
"Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Laughing)
Randolph, call the doctor
(Laughing).
Randolph, call the doctor
(Laughing).
Original Lyrics:
(Laughing)
And I had no cause to doubt you
(Laughing).
And I had no cause to doubt you
(Laughing).
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do chairs and your partner seem empty and bare?
Original Lyrics:
Do the chairs in your parlour seem empty and bare?
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the chairs in your apartment seem empty and bare?
Original Lyrics:
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Original Lyrics:
Do you stare at your doorstep and picture me there?
Elvis actually sang those words in the live version of the song. (The one where he's laughing because a bald man in the audience stood up and stared at hím after he sung it.)
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does you memo stray
To a sunny day?
To a sunny day?
Original Lyrics:
Does your memory stray
To a bright sunny day?
To a bright sunny day?
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your memories stride on a bright sunny day?
Original Lyrics:
Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day?
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Using the chains, you acted strange.
Original Lyrics:
You seemed to change; you acted strange.
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Using the change, you acted strange.
Original Lyrics:
You seemed to change; you acted strange.
"Are You Lonesome Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you a monster tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Are you lonesome tonight?
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty doing alright
Original Lyrics:
You'll be doing alright
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll have a blue, Blue's Clues Christmas
Original Lyrics:
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Decorations are why
or
Decorations of rye
or
Decorations of rye
Original Lyrics:
Decorations of red
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-Doo is alright
or
Judy Blume is alright
or
Maybe Bluey's alright
or
Judy Blume is alright
or
Maybe Bluey's alright
Original Lyrics:
You'll be doing alright
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-Dooing alright with your Christmas of white
Original Lyrics:
You'll be doing alright with your Christmas of white
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when those blue evergreens start callin'
Original Lyrics:
That's when those blue mem'ries start callin'
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your Christmas alive
Original Lyrics:
With your Christmas of white
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't be the same beer, if you're not here with me.
Original Lyrics:
Won't be the same, dear, if you're not here with me.
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won’t be the same deal
Original Lyrics:
Won’t be the same, dear
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be due in our eyes with your Christmas of why
Original Lyrics:
You'll be doing alright with your Christmas of white
"Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be due when you're right
Original Lyrics:
You'll be doing alright
"Blue Suede Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang my lip on an old fruit-jar
Original Lyrics:
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
"Blue Suede Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step on my blue sneakers
Original Lyrics:
Step on my blue suede shoes
"Blue Suede Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's one for the monkey
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's one for the money
"Blue Suede Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wurlitzer one for the money.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's one for the money.
"Blue Suede Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can do anything but don't step on my lose weight shoes
Original Lyrics:
You can do anything but don't step on my blue suede shoes
"Bosom of Abraham" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zoom zoom my baby and you rock my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Bosom of Abraham, well you rock my soul
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel television rising
Original Lyrics:
Feel my temperature rising
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel my tentacles rising
Original Lyrics:
I feel my temperature rising
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I missed my turn to smoke but I feel fine.
Original Lyrics:
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine
But I feel fine
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a Hubba Bubba bubble gum
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a hunka hunka burning love
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a honk-a honk-a burnin' up
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a hunk of burning love
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a hunka hunka terminal
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a hunka hunka burning love
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's coming closer, the flames are now licking my body!
Original Lyrics:
It's coming closer now, the flames are now reaching my body
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m just a humpin’ humpin’ pervert, oh
Original Lyrics:
I’m just a hunks hunks burning love
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord almighty I'm burning a hole in the stove
Original Lyrics:
Lord have mercy I'm burnin' a hole where I lay.
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord have mercy
I'm burnin' the whole world away.
or
Lord have mercy
I'm burnin' a hole through L.A.
I'm burnin' the whole world away.
or
Lord have mercy
I'm burnin' a hole through L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Lord have mercy
I'm burnin' a hole where I lay.
I'm burnin' a hole where I lay.
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Porta-Potty I feel my temperature rising
Original Lyrics:
Lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You kiss with your lips afire
Like the Swedish whores I desire
Like the Swedish whores I desire
Original Lyrics:
Yours kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet sound of a choir
Like the sweet sound of a choir
"CC Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see s***
See sea raider
Ou s***, what you have done.
See sea raider
Ou s***, what you have done.
Original Lyrics:
I said C.
C. C. Rider
Oh see, what you have done.
C. C. Rider
Oh see, what you have done.
"Can't Help Falling In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my poor love too.
or
Take my poor life too.
or
Take my poor life too.
Original Lyrics:
Take my whole life too.
"Can't Help Falling In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my whole life's poo.
Original Lyrics:
Take my whole life too.
"Can't Help Falling In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does man say
'Only fools are Russian'?
'Only fools are Russian'?
Original Lyrics:
Wise men say
'Only fools rush in.'
'Only fools rush in.'
"Can't Help Falling In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise men say,
only fools work machines
only fools work machines
Original Lyrics:
Wise men say,
only fools rush in
only fools rush in
"Can't Help Falling In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise men say, only fools burn sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Wise men say, only fools rush in.
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a nigger goes
Original Lyrics:
Like a river flows
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ribbon throws
Shirley to the sea
Shirley to the sea
Original Lyrics:
Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
Surely to the sea
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a river flows, surely to the sea
Darling, so it goes, something's not meant to be!
Darling, so it goes, something's not meant to be!
Original Lyrics:
Like a river flows, surely to the sea
Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be.
Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be.
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I say,
"Would it be the same?"
"Would it be the same?"
Original Lyrics:
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin?
Would it be a sin?
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I sleep, would it be a sin?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I stay, would it be a sin?
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I stay? Would it be the same?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I stay? Would it be a sin?
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I stay?
Would it be the same?
Would it be the same?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin?
Would it be a sin?
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something on NBC
Original Lyrics:
Some things were meant to be
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday was meant to be
Original Lyrics:
Some things are meant to be
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise men say only fools rub shins.
Original Lyrics:
Wise men say only fools rush in.
"Can't Help Falling in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise men say, only fools work machines
Original Lyrics:
Wise men say, only fools rush in
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby it's to you I get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Baby it's still you I'm thinking of.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby it's to you I'm thinking of.
Original Lyrics:
Baby it's still you I'm thinking of.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby it's to you I'm thinking of
Original Lyrics:
Baby it's just you I'm thinking of
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleach don't for gettin' my pants
The future will spry an egg
The future will spry an egg
Original Lyrics:
Please don't forget the past
The future looks bright ahead
The future looks bright ahead
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cool.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cruel to a heartless fool
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cruel, two-hearted strew
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
To a harvest moon.
To a harvest moon.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true.
To a heart that's true.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
Too hard to screw
Too hard to screw
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true
To a heart that's true
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
To a heartless Jew.
To a heartless Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true.
To a heart that's true.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be gruel, I got a car so true
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel, I got a heart so true
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feed gruel
To a heartless Jew.
To a heartless Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true.
To a heart that's true.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop the hanky, Mama.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinkin' of me.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop the hasty number.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking of me.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinkin' of me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't start the hanky number
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't call me Ralph, at least please telelphone.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't come around, at least please telephone.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't come around, at least be styrofoam.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't come around, at least please telephone.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't fool around
Stay off my telephone.
Stay off my telephone.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't come around
At least, please telephone.
At least, please telephone.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's 1-2-3
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the creature
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't get in my "pants"
The Future looks bright ahead
The Future looks bright ahead
Original Lyrics:
Please don't forget the past
The future looks bright ahead
The future looks bright ahead
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please dont forget my pants,
The future looks bright ahead
The future looks bright ahead
Original Lyrics:
Please dont forget the past,
The future looks bright ahead
The future looks bright ahead
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the future
And let us say 'I do'.
And let us say 'I do'.
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
And let us say 'I do'.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well 1, 2, 3
And then we'll say 'I do'.
And then we'll say 'I do'.
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
And let us say 'I do'.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's-a 1-2-3,
Then we'll say 'I do'.
Then we'll say 'I do'.
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
And let us say 'I do'.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well let's 1, 2, 3 cha
And let's say I do
And let's say I do
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
And let us say 'I do'.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I can't be fat
Say no more alone.
Say no more alone.
Original Lyrics:
You know I can be found
Sittin' home all alone.
Sittin' home all alone.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I can't forget, sleeping all alone
If you can't come around, at least please tell the phone
If you can't come around, at least please tell the phone
Original Lyrics:
You know I can be found, sitting home all alone
If you can't come around, at least please telephone
If you can't come around, at least please telephone
"Don't Cry Daddy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy ride us on your bike again
or
Daddy get up on your bike again
or
Daddy get up on your bike again
Original Lyrics:
Daddy ride us on your back again
"Don't Cry Daddy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With force inside my Covay cook kept crying out.
Original Lyrics:
A voice inside my coffee cup kept crying out.
"Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel like this
And I want to kill you
And I want to kill you
Original Lyrics:
When I feel like this
And I want to kiss you
And I want to kiss you
"Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel like this
And I want to kiss you.
or
When I feel like this
And I want to cull you.
And I want to kiss you.
or
When I feel like this
And I want to cull you.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel like this
And I want to hold you.
And I want to hold you.
"Edge Of Reality"
Misheard Lyrics:
The borderline of doom line faces
Original Lyrics:
The borderline of doom I'm facing
"Edge Of Reality"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with the neighbours name
Original Lyrics:
The girl with the nameless face
"Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Smith and poker honey
Had a very mad affair.
Had a very mad affair.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Smith and Pocahantas
Had a very mad affair.
Had a very mad affair.
"From A Jack To A King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farmer Jack to a King
Original Lyrics:
From a Jack to a King
"Good Luck Charm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want a four leaf clover,
don't wanna know for sure
don't wanna know for sure
Original Lyrics:
Don't want a four leaf clover,
don't want an old horseshoe
don't want an old horseshoe
"Good Luck Charm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want an old whore's shoe
Original Lyrics:
Don't want an old horse shoe
"Good Luck Charm"
Misheard Lyrics:
One sure kiss 'cause I just can't miss
With a good luck charm like you
With a good luck charm like you
Original Lyrics:
Want your kiss 'cause I just can't miss
With a good luck charm like you
With a good luck charm like you
"Guitar Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dance the YMCA
Original Lyrics:
Got a room at the YMCA
"Hard Headed Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is a walkover, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the world began
"Hard Headed Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since a chocolate begin
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the world began
"Hard Headed Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, a heart-melted woman
Original Lyrics:
Well, a hard headed woman
"Heartbreak Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you got a tail to pet
Original Lyrics:
And you got a tale to tell
"Heartbreak Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be salami on rye
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so lonely I could die
"Heartbreak Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You still can find salute
Original Lyrics:
You still can find some room
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear those snail bells
Original Lyrics:
Hear those sleigh bells
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right down varicose veins
Original Lyrics:
Right down Santa Claus Lane
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tingle tangle
Original Lyrics:
Jingle jangle
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you was white trash
But, that was just a line.
But, that was just a line.
Original Lyrics:
They said you was high class
But, that was just a lie.
But, that was just a lie.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they bought you a tie clasp
That was just a lie.
That was just a lie.
Original Lyrics:
Well they said you were high class
That was just a lie.
That was just a lie.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you ain't never caught rat fink.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I sent you a tie clasp, but that was last July.
Original Lyrics:
Well they said you were high class
But that was just a lie.
But that was just a lie.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, all they say she was hard glass, nothing evil, just alive
Original Lyrics:
They said you was high class
But, that was just a lie.
But, that was just a lie.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, they said you was high glanced
Original Lyrics:
Well they said you was high classed
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you ain't ever gonna rev it and you ain't no friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you ain't ever gonna rev it in your anal frame of mind.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a racket and you ain't no friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caused a racket and you ain't no friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never could repatriate no friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't a nothing but a hound dogger,
Crapping all the time
Crapping all the time
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog,
Cryin' all the time
Cryin' all the time
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never bought a record.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbid fan? You ain't the friendly kind!
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a record
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never cut a record
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never gonna ramble
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never gonna rev it.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never gonna rock it.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never gonna wreck it.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't never caught a rabbit.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a Haldol.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
Haldol is an anti-psychotic drug.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a ham's daughter, cryin' all the time.
Well, they said you was high clanced, well, that was just a lie.
Well, they said you was high clanced, well, that was just a lie.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time.
Well, they said you was high class, well, that was just a lie.
Well, they said you was high class, well, that was just a lie.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hand dog
Cracking all the time
Cracking all the time
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Cryin' all the time
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hangover.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but hound dog.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hangover
Lyin' all the time.
Lyin' all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
With ketchup on the side.
With ketchup on the side.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Crockin' all the time
Crockin' all the time
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin ' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Cryin' all the time
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog,
scrockin' all the time.
scrockin' all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog,
cryin' all the time.
cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog,
Trackin' all the time.
Trackin' all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Try, we're gonna try.
Try, we're gonna try.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time!
Cryin' all the time!
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Crappin' all the time.
Crappin' all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Crappin' on the track.
Crappin' on the track.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Barkin' all the time.
Barkin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a howlin' dog
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but Harry Potter
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hamburger,
Crying all the time
Crying all the time
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog,
Cryin' all the time
Cryin' all the time
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hamburger,
Frying all the time.
Frying all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog,
Crying all the time.
Crying all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hand towel.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but hound dog.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
Crock'in all the time.
Crock'in all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time.
Crying all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
A-farting all the time.
A-farting all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
A-barking all the time.
A-barking all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
Crocking all the time.
Crocking all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
A-barking all the time.
A-barking all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't nuttin but a hound dog,
Cryin' on time
Cryin' on time
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nuttin but a hound dog,
Cryin all the time
Cryin all the time
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You aint nothin' like a hound dog
Ridin' all the time.
Ridin' all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate Denver Colorado and you ain't no friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate nothin' but a hot dog With ketchup on the side.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You eat nothin' but hotdog
Cr-crocket all the time.
Cr-crocket all the time.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Cryin' all the time.
"Hound Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wakin' up to butta hound dog
Crockin' all the time
Crockin' all the time
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Cryin' all the time
"I Beg Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I beg a view.
Original Lyrics:
I beg of you.
"I Beg Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darling please be careful
You know I kid a lot.
You know I kid a lot.
Original Lyrics:
So darling please be careful
You know I care a lot.
You know I care a lot.
"I Got Stung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got stoned by the Swede honey bee.
Original Lyrics:
I got stung by the sweet honey bee.
"I Got Stung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna leave, you son of a gun
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna leave once I arrive
"I Just Can't Help Believin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't help believin'
when she smiles up soft and gentle
with the train I missed this mornin'
and the promise of tomorrow in her a*s
when she smiles up soft and gentle
with the train I missed this mornin'
and the promise of tomorrow in her a*s
Original Lyrics:
I just can't help believin'
when she smiles up soft and gentle
with a trace of misty mornin'
and the promise of tomorrow in her eyes
when she smiles up soft and gentle
with a trace of misty mornin'
and the promise of tomorrow in her eyes
"I Need Your Love Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I needle your love tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I need your love tonight.
"I'm Movin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm through with you, too bad you blew
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm through with you, too bad you're blue
"I've Got a Thing About You Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a long time ago
Original Lyrics:
Since a long time ago
"I've Lost You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the chill and Solon Gray of Mormon
We play aparts and we have learn to will
We play aparts and we have learn to will
Original Lyrics:
In the chill and solemn gray of morning
We play the parts that we have learned to well
We play the parts that we have learned to well
"I've Lost You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Murdering the dream you won't recapture
Though it will haunt the corners of your mind
Though it will haunt the corners of your mind
Original Lyrics:
Murmuring the dreams you won't recapture
Though it will haunt the corners of you mind
Though it will haunt the corners of you mind
"I've Lost You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've lost you yes, I've lost you I can't read you anymore
We ought to talk it over now
But reason can't stand in for feeling of
We ought to talk it over now
But reason can't stand in for feeling of
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I've lost you yes, I've lost you I can't reach you anymore
We ought to talk it over now
But reason can't stand in for feeling, oh
We ought to talk it over now
But reason can't stand in for feeling, oh
"I've Lost You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Y is gone, we need the rather snow.
Original Lyrics:
And why it's gone,well, neither of us know.
"If I Can Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be lice burning brighter somewhere
Original Lyrics:
There must be lights burning brighter somewhere
"It Is No Secret (What God Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With arms wide open, he'll fart on you.
Original Lyrics:
With arms wide open, he'll pardon you.
"It's Now Or Never" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's now or never. I'm hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
It's now or never, come hold me tight
"It's Now Or Never" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sent a medal when we say goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me if I'm sentimental when we say goodbye.
"It's Now or Never" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow will be chewy
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow will be too late
"JailHouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who fart will go to jail
Original Lyrics:
There's a party going on at the county jail
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everbody in all say, 'Oh, Bob!'
We're dancing to the jailhouse rob.
We're dancing to the jailhouse rob.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the horse sale lot
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the old saphire.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the wholesale block.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the wholesale block
Was dancing to the jailhouse rock.
Was dancing to the jailhouse rock.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Wwas dancing to the Jailhouse Rock.
Wwas dancing to the Jailhouse Rock.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the wholesale lot
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the wholesale rock
Was dancin' in a jailhouse rock.
Was dancin' in a jailhouse rock.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody with nose hair rocks.
or
Everybody we knows here rocks.
or
Everybody we knows here rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody you know, except Pop
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to the potty in the county jail
Original Lyrics:
The warden threw a party in the county jail
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I once threw a party in the county jail
Original Lyrics:
The warden threw a party in the county jail
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sure am delighted with your powerful knee!
Original Lyrics:
I sure am delighted with your company.
I believed these words were the real ones ever since 1957!
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sure you would be delighted " whomp'n " me .
Original Lyrics:
I sure am delighted with your company.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna stick around, I wanna kill my kids
Original Lyrics:
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner, use a whirlpool chair.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't find a potty use a wooden chair
Original Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't find a potty, use a wooden chair.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Number 47 said to number 3 'You're the cuests jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with some sodomy.'
I sure would be delighted with some sodomy.'
Original Lyrics:
Number 47 said to number 3 'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company.'
I sure would be delighted with your company.'
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Number 47-60-93
The cutest, cutest jailbird I ever did see
Sure would be delighted, won't you bop with me.
The cutest, cutest jailbird I ever did see
Sure would be delighted, won't you bop with me.
Original Lyrics:
Number 47 said to number 3
'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company.'
'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company.'
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad sack a-s***tin' on a block of stone
Original Lyrics:
The sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shifty had fifty seven bucks for Heaven's sake
Bugsy's looking out just to make a break.
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Next next
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
Bugsy's looking out just to make a break.
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Next next
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
Original Lyrics:
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, 'For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break.'
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break.'
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted if you'd bump with me.
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with you accompanying me
or
Sure would be delighted, will you accompany me?
or
Sure would be delighted with you pumping me
or
Sure would be delighted, will you accompany me?
or
Sure would be delighted with you pumping me
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with you humping me.
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with you popping me.
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted would you bop with me.
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The drummer Buzz Anelli went a crash boom bang.
Original Lyrics:
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash boom bang.
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The warden threw a potty in the county jail
Original Lyrics:
The warden threw a party in the county jail
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole rhythm sexually purple gang
Original Lyrics:
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole river Szechuan was the Purple Gang
Original Lyrics:
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your rump on me.
OR
I sure would be delighted with your bumpin' me.
OR
I sure would be delighted. Will you bunk with me?
OR
I sure would be delighted with your boinkin' me.
I sure would be delighted with your rump on me.
OR
I sure would be delighted with your bumpin' me.
OR
I sure would be delighted. Will you bunk with me?
OR
I sure would be delighted with your boinkin' me.
Original Lyrics:
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company
I sure would be delighted with your company
"Kentucky Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another hedge, another town
That I'll go walking through.
That I'll go walking through.
Original Lyrics:
And up ahead's another town
That I'll go walking through.
That I'll go walking through.
"Kentucky Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the golden turkey rain
Original Lyrics:
In the cold Kentucky rain
"Kentucky Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only f#@&ing rain
Original Lyrics:
In the cold kentucky rain
"Kentucky Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only f**king rain
Original Lyrics:
In the cold Kentucky Rain
"Kentucky Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven lonely days
And a dozen pounds ago
And a dozen pounds ago
Original Lyrics:
Seven lonely days
And a dozen towns ago
And a dozen towns ago
"King Creole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He goes by the name of Crinkly Hole
Original Lyrics:
He goes by the name of King Creole
"King Creole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He goes by the name of Kinky roll
Original Lyrics:
He goes by the name of King Creole
"Kissing Cousins"
Misheard Lyrics:
We kiss and cuss
Original Lyrics:
We're kissin' cousins
"Let's Have A Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody come and test the boss of bobby's shop.
or
Everybody come and taste the possum papa shot
or
Everybody come and taste the possum papa shot
Original Lyrics:
Everybody come and taste the pasta Parmesan.
"Little Sister" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little sister, don't shoot.
Original Lyrics:
Little sister, don't you
"Little Sister" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little sister, why don't you
Do what your big sister done?
Do what your big sister done?
Original Lyrics:
Little sister, don't you
Do what your big sister done.
Do what your big sister done.
"Little Sister" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I dated your big sister
And took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came your nanny
And she snuck right out of the door.
And took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came your nanny
And she snuck right out of the door.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I dated your big sister
And took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door.
And took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door.
"Love Me Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Club me tender, love me sweet.
Original Lyrics:
Love me tender, love me sweet.
"Love Me Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love McDonald's, love it, too
Original Lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true
"Love Me Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love Mick Jagger, let me sleep
Original Lyrics:
Love me tender, love me sweet
"Love Me Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love Mick Jagger, love me true
Original Lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true
"Love Me Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love September, loving June
Original Lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true
"Memories" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just between the pages of my mom
Original Lyrics:
Pressed between the pages of my mind
"Memories" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Memories, Presbyterian pages of my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind.
"My Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love has finally timed
Original Lyrics:
Love has finally died
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
O God, let us adore him
Original Lyrics:
O come let us adore him
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
O come let us abort him
Original Lyrics:
O come let us adore him
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh come all the paper
Original Lyrics:
O come, all ye faithful
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh come let us afford it
Original Lyrics:
O come let us adore him
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Price alone
or
Christ alone
or
Christ alone
Original Lyrics:
Christ the Lord
"One Broken Heart For Sale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who'll watch the fire-pot?
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to buy a heart?
"One Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always seemed
Never quite like I ain't never did no wrong.
Never quite like I ain't never did no wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Always lived
Very quiet life I ain't never did no wrong.
Very quiet life I ain't never did no wrong.
"One Pair Of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
pants
Original Lyrics:
hands
"One Sided Love Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there is things that got all rubbery
And the whole world knows that it's true.
And the whole world knows that it's true.
Original Lyrics:
Well fair exchange, it bears no robbery
And the whole world knows that it's true.
And the whole world knows that it's true.
"Paralyzed"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-uh-lay aw-uh school device
Original Lyrics:
Feeling warm and smooth and fine
"Polk Salad Annie"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wretched, spiteful, straight raise a total woman
Original Lyrics:
A wretched, spiteful, straight razor totin' woman
"Polk Salad Annie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polk salad Annie
Ate it with her granny.
Ate it with her granny.
Original Lyrics:
Polk salad Annie
'Gators got her granny.
'Gators got her granny.
"Polk Salad Annie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polk salad Annie
Jesus got your granny.
Jesus got your granny.
Original Lyrics:
Polk salad Annie
'Gators got her granny.
'Gators got her granny.
"Promised Land" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as you're bored
or
Sure as you're gone
or
Sure as you're gone
Original Lyrics:
Sure as you're born
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dress unknown
Original Lyrics:
Address unknown
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
As any specialty
Original Lyrics:
I sent it Special 'D'.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Man December
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such phone
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such song.
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such soul.
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such phone
Original Lyrics:
No such zone
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reefer in December
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December, a dress unknown
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, address unknown
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December
Let the dress unroll.
Let the dress unroll.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Address unknown.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December
That dress unknown.
That dress unknown.
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
Address Unknown.
Address Unknown.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Jacinto
or
Return Jesinda
or
Return Jesinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Lucinda, undress at home
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender. address unknown
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Lucinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Matilda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to (the) center.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cinder
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cindy
That's the best I know.
That's the best I know.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Address unknown.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cindy
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Santa, address unknown.
No such number, no such soul.
No such number, no such soul.
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
No such number, no such zone.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Simba.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Sinner
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Lucinda
or
Return to Zenda
or
Return to Zenda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to center.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to cinder
Let the dress unroll.
Let the dress unroll.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Address unknown.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to cinder
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to sender,
let the dress unroll
let the dress unroll
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender,
address unkown
address unkown
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to sender, address a note
No such number, no such phone
No such number, no such phone
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, Address unknown
No such number, no such zone
No such number, no such zone
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to sender
That dreadsome note
No such number
No such hmmmph.
That dreadsome note
No such number
No such hmmmph.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone.
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return, descender!
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rita Lucinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rode a bonnet.
Original Lyrics:
She wrote upon it.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rode a donut.
Original Lyrics:
She wrote upon it.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet turn December
That dress on Rhone
No such number
No such phone
That dress on Rhone
No such number
No such phone
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three times December
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, her lover spat.
Original Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat.
"Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winter in December
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such church
Original Lyrics:
No such person
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such nova
Original Lyrics:
No such number
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such soul
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return in December...
No such number, no such song
No such number, no such song
Original Lyrics:
Return to the sender...
No such number, no such zone.
No such number, no such zone.
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return the cinder
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Simba,
Address rock-n-roll.
Address rock-n-roll.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Address unknown.
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Zelda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to send her
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return, Lucinda, address unknown
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, address unknown
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rode a bunny.
Original Lyrics:
She wrote upon it
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mating part, it takes two
Original Lyrics:
Don't make it hard, it takes two
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Victor in December
This dress unknown
This dress unknown
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown
Address unknown
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a coral
Original Lyrics:
We had a quarrel
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter makes me look a prat
I write I'm sorry but my letter makes me look a prat
Original Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.
"Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We turn to Sega, I'll dress alone
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, address unknown
"Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need a lot of raspberries
Original Lyrics:
I don't need a lot of presents
"Santa Claus Is Back in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Pigpen Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
In a big black Cadillac
"Separate Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just not white for each other
Original Lyrics:
We're just not right for each other
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Round young Virgil
Original Lyrics:
'Round yon virgin
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright,
Long John Silver's mother and child
Long John Silver's mother and child
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright,
Roun' yon virgin, mother and child
Roun' yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is gone
Original Lyrics:
All is calm
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barnyard virgin
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown young virgin
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory's dream from Heaven afar.
Original Lyrics:
Glories stream from Heaven afar.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy imbecile tender and mild
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant so tender and mild
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy imbecile, tender and mild
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant so tender and mild
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy infant so covered in hives
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant so tender and mild
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a virgin
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherless child
Original Lyrics:
Mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red-eyed birdie
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round John Virgin, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round John virgin, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round John's furniture mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round the furniture mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round, young virgin, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sally Ride, holy ride
Original Lyrics:
Silent night, holy night
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peas, sleep in heavenly peas
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peas
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping, having Le Peas.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace.
"Steam Roller Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an egg bumper baby
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Original Lyrics:
I'm napalm bomb baby
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Guaranteed to blow your mind
"Stuck On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the kitchen, I am the hall.
Original Lyrics:
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall.
"Stuck On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the kitchen, out in the hall.
Original Lyrics:
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall.
"Stuck on You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one slight catch: When the kissin' starts
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart!
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart
"Susopicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My leg's got a cramp
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
We can't walk out
We can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the fish is mine.
Original Lyrics:
With suspicious minds.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask me where I've been
Original Lyrics:
Asking where I've been
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of a trance,
I can't walk on
I can't walk on
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap,
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm caught in a tramp, I can't pull out.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap, we can't walk out.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call it a tramp
I can't walk out.
I can't walk out.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
We can't walk out.
We can't walk out.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call it a trout
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me a tramp, I can't walk out
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me a tramp.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They called in the judge
We can't walk out
We can't walk out
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
We can't walk out
We can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We bought a jock strap
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We called it a crap
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can't go on together
With the fish supply.
With the fish supply.
Original Lyrics:
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds.
With suspicious minds.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can't go out together
With the preacher's wife.
With the preacher's wife.
Original Lyrics:
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds.
With suspicious minds.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can't make tea together
With suspicious ice.
With suspicious ice.
Original Lyrics:
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds.
With suspicious minds.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We caught a trout
'N I can't hold out!
Because I love you too much, Baby.
'N I can't hold out!
Because I love you too much, Baby.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much, Baby.
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much, Baby.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We caught him a trout
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We cornered a tramp.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We cornered a tramp
It can't get out.
It can't get out.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
We can't walk out.
We can't walk out.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll call it a drelb.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll call it the Tramp
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
As in Tramp from "Lady and the Tramp."
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're callin' a crowd.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're calling a cab
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're calling a trout
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in a draft
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in a trance
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk back
I can't walk back
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in a trout,
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap,
I can't walk out
I can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in a trout
A cat walked out.
A cat walked out.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out.
I can't walk out.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in crap.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in some crap
We can't walk now.
We can't walk now.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
We can't walk out.
We can't walk out.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in the traffic
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're cod and we're trout,
We can't walk now
We can't walk now
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap
We can't walk out
We can't walk out
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're courting a tramp.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're having a trial.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've fallen off track, I can't get up.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap, we can't walk out.
"Suspicious Minds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've fallen off track, I can't walk out.
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a trap, we can't walk out.
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spilled tea all over your BLT.
Original Lyrics:
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
"That's All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa don't call me too
Original Lyrics:
Papa done told me too
"That's All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's all right now mama, anyway dude!
Original Lyrics:
That's all right now mama, anyway you do
"The Bullfighter Was A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bullfighter was a Lady
and it was true love at first sight
her red cape was waving but Pedro was shaving
he wanted to date her that night
and it was true love at first sight
her red cape was waving but Pedro was shaving
he wanted to date her that night
Original Lyrics:
The Bullfighter was a lady
and it was true love at first sight
her red cape was waving but Pedro was shaking
He wanted to date her that night
and it was true love at first sight
her red cape was waving but Pedro was shaking
He wanted to date her that night
"The Wonder of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When everything I do is long
Original Lyrics:
When everything I do is wrong
"The Wonder of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You touch my gland and I'm a king
Your t*ts to me are worth a fortune
Your lust for me is everything
Your t*ts to me are worth a fortune
Your lust for me is everything
Original Lyrics:
You touch my hand and I'm a king
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune
Your love for me is everything
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune
Your love for me is everything
"Treat Me Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream and ice
Original Lyrics:
Treat me nice.
"Treat Me Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creamy mice
Original Lyrics:
Treat me nice.
"Treat Me Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creamy rice
Original Lyrics:
Treat me nice
"Treat Me Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creamy rice
Original Lyrics:
treat me nice
"U.S. Male"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the U.S. Mail 'Cause I was born
In a Mississippi Town On a Sunday mornin'
In a Mississippi Town On a Sunday mornin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm the U.S. Male 'Cause I was born
In a Mississippi Town On a Sunday mornin'
In a Mississippi Town On a Sunday mornin'
"Until It's Time for You to Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not a ninja
Original Lyrics:
You're not an angel
"Viva Las Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I find end of the rope
Well, I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time.
Well, I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time.
Original Lyrics:
If I wind up broke up
Well, I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time.
Well, I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time.
"Viva Las Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza Hut Las Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Viva Las Vegas
Hilarious in hindsight, since Pizza Hut did a commercial featuring Elvis impersonators during Super Bowl XXXII in 1998.
"Viva Las Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing
And your wombat is crashing
And a***holes down the drain.
And your wombat is crashing
And a***holes down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing
And your one-arm bandits crashing
And all those hopes down the drain.
And your one-arm bandits crashing
And all those hopes down the drain.
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can fail
Original Lyrics:
And I can feel
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cake down
Original Lyrics:
Way down
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights are gonna dim
Original Lyrics:
The lights are goin' dim
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, look - a spider!
As we dream by the fire
As we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
As we dream by the fire
"Wooden Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must I dam, must I dam
Some saddled little house
Saddled little house
Under mine shaft, blabs here?
Some saddled little house
Saddled little house
Under mine shaft, blabs here?
Original Lyrics:
Muss I denn, muss I denn
Zum Stadtele hinaus
Stadtele hinaus
Und du, mein Schatz, bleibst hier?
Zum Stadtele hinaus
Stadtele hinaus
Und du, mein Schatz, bleibst hier?
"You Don't Have to Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now you've gone nowhere
Original Lyrics:
And now you've gone away
"You're So Square (Baby I Don't Care)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why my heart lips
or
I don't know why, my Hot Lips
or
I don't know why, my Hot Lips
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why my heart flips
"You're So Square (Baby I Don't Care)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't all the dance steps
But I do
But I do
Original Lyrics:
Don't know any dance steps
That are new
That are new
"You're So Square (Baby I Don't Care)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know any dance steps that I knew
Original Lyrics:
You don't know any dance steps, that are new!
"You're So Square (Baby I Don't Care)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't love Annie Dan's stakes, but I do!
Original Lyrics:
You don't know any dance steps, that are new!
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