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"9-9"
Give me a cup of charm,
Give me a couple of punches,
Turn to lies and conversation fear
Give me a couple,
Don't give me a couple of pointers,
Turn to lies and conversation fear
"All The Right Friends" (MP3)
Party, Jew, party!
Party to party
"All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)" (MP3)
Honey, all the wooble radar
You've done with the womble eaters
And challenged the laws of chance.
Hummin', all the way to Reno
You've dusted the non-believers
And challenged the laws of chance.
"All The Way To Reno" (MP3)
And challenge the lousy chance.
And challenge the laws of chance.
"All The Way To Reno" (MP3)
I'll leave all the weight in Reno
dusted in on the livers
and challenged to lust a chance
...
Your measle eye have kept me descend on your sleeve
...
Hey it's written on your fate you're a careless head there is a tendency to change
and you've known that from the milk canning
Humming all the way to Reno
Dusted the non-believers
And challenge the laws of chance
...
You may as well have 'kick me' Fastened on your sleeve
...
Wing is written on your feet
Your achilles heel Is the tendency to dream
But you've know that from the beginning.
"All The Way To Reno" (MP3)
You might as well have had kicked me
Imprisoned in the sea.
You may as well have 'kick me'
Fastened on your sleeve.
"At My Most Beautiful" (MP3)
I know the clothes die watching me.
I know your closed eye watching me.
"At My Most Beautiful" (MP3)
I know the clothes die watching me
I know the closed eye watching me
"At My Most Beautiful" (MP3)
I read Dad poetry into your machine
OR
I read that poetry into your machine
I read bad poetry into your machine
Free Teflon, whitewash, President Siever
Sick of being jerked around.
Free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around.
We're sick of being gerbils, yes
We're sick of being jerked around
"Bang And Blame"
You got a little willy
You got a little worry
"Bang and Blame"
Play, play, play
Blame, blame, blame
"Be Mine"
I'll be the c**t that you should seize.
I'll be the cup if you should bleed.
"Be Mine"
I'll be the car if you should leave
or
I'll be the cupcake you shall need.
or
I'll be the cop if you should thieve
or
I'll be the comic book you should read
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
I'll be the cup if you should bleed.
"Be Mine"
I'll be the car if you should leave
or
I'll be the cop if you should thieve
or
I'll be the comic book you should read
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
I'll be the cup if you should bleed
"Beachball"
Je désolé
À tes souhaits
Both are French. I thought it meant 'I'm sorry', whereas the real lyric means 'With your wishes'.
But the land earth's tied murder shoes
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
But the lander's pride
A philanderer's tie
But the lander's tie, the murderer's shoe
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
But the landlord's tie murders you.
or
The philanderers tied the murderer's shoes.
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
A philanderous type, murders you
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
I looked for it and I found it
Miles Standish proud, paginate me
I looked for it and I found it
Miles Standish proud, congratulate me
Let's begin again like Martin Luther Zinn
Let's begin again like Martin Luther Zen
The only bird that matters
The only vote that matters
"Binky The Doormat"
Distant says my tin-doll savior.
Distance are my tendency.
"Bittersweet Me"
Oh, my peer,
your loving ears are wearing thin and cracking
Oh, my peer,
your veneer is wearing thin and cracking
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Can't get better than you
Can't get there from here.
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
I'm gettin' ready for bed.
Can't get there from here.
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Loyal Jeff he knows the lowdown
Lawyer Jeff he knows the lowdown
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Throw your troubles out the door.
Throw your trolls out the door
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
When your world is a lobster
A band to swallow your hole
When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
When your world is a monster
Bound to swallow you whole
When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
"Can't Get There from Here" (MP3)
Damn good vittles, they're good
Can't get there from here
"Can't Get There from Here" (MP3)
I can't get enough of you.
Can't get there from here.
"Can't Get There from Here" (MP3)
Moyardjev, I know the road down
Mighty glad to visit home again (OR, on the run again ?)
Lawyer Jeff he knows the lowdown
He's mighty bad to visit home
I swear Michael stretches out "home" into several syllables. Far from the only REM lyric I had trouble making out.
"Can't Get There from Here" (MP3)
Philomath can know the lowdown
Lawyer Jeff he knows the lowdown
"Carnival Of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Box cars are totally out of town
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Carnival Of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Boxcars are burning out of town.
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Box cars (like, totally) out of town
Box cars (are pulling) out of town
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Private row of socks
Carnival of sorts
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Rock stars are out of time
Box cars are pulling out of town
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Rock stars are turning out of town.
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Catapult"
Can o' poop can o' poop can o' poop
Catapult catapult catapult
"Catapult"
Can of food, can of food, can of food
Catapult, catapult, catapult
"Catapult"
Cat afloat
Catapult
"Catapult"
Cat-food
Catapult
"Catapult"
Caterpillar
Catapult
"Catapult"
Cattle prod
Catapult
"Catapult"
Deep women are silly things
Deep women are silly things
Did we miss anything?
Did we miss anything?
"Catapult"
Got a First!
Catapult
"Catapult"
Got a boat!
Catapult!
"Catapult"
Two women sitting there
Two women sitting there
Did we miss anything?
Did we miss anything?
"Circus Envy"
Aquaman
On command
"Circus Envy"
Book 'em Dan
On command
"Circus Envy"
Jokerman
On command
"Circus Envy"
Polka man
On command
"Circus Envy"
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to barf Uncle man.
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark On command.
"Circus Envy"
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to floss, on command.
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark, on command.
"Circus Envy"
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to pour Uncle Ben's.
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark on command.
"Circus Envy"
Put pepper in my coffee
I'm a country boy.
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark, on command.
"Circus Envy"
Put pepper in my coffee
I'm to watch it boil, Jokerman.
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark on command.
"Circus Envy"
Tonka man
On command
"Circus Envy"
Uncle Ben
On command
"Country Feedback"
This flower’s scorched.
This film is on, on a man named Lou.
This flower is scorched.
This film is on.
On a maddening loop.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Can I make myself be a baker
To make her mine?
What can I make myself be (Fake her)
To make her mine?
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Cheese and salad potato
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
I am Splinter.
I'm the real thing.
I am smitten.
I'm the real thing.
Splinter is the rat on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Jesus said, 'Tomato'
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
She's a sad tornado.
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
She's three miles of pot roast
She's three miles of bad road
"Crush With Eyeliner"
She's three miles up that road.
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
She's three miles up that road.
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
She's three miles up that road.
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
She's three miles up that road.
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
That I've been tattoo'd.
That I'm invented too, yeah.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
What position should I wear?
Comin' at her too (Baker!)
How can I convince her? (Baker!)
That I'm a baker too, yeah.
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented too, yeah.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
I could be your Frankenstein.
One of Alice Cooper's best-known songs is 'Feed My Frankenstein.'
Pull your hood up, now.
Cuyahoga, gone.
Weenie skinned, you and me
or
Weelie bins, you and me.
We knee skinned, you and me.
Weenie skins and you and me
Weenie skin That river ran
We knee-skinned it, you and me
We knee-skinned that river red
I must scream, the blinding light
I must scream, I work at night.
I'm the screen, the blinding light
I'm the screen, I work at night.
"Don’t Go Back to Rockville"
Don't come back to my place
Don't go back to Rockville
"Don’t go back to Rockville"
Looking into what’s a good time
Looking at your watch a third time
And the train doctor says
And the train conductor says
Our line uploaders says the applets won't get started
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged
Pilot to the sun in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the verge of the sea
Locomotive 8, stop get dressed
Hear the bells ring again
Field of wheat is looking thin.
He piloted this song in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the "Go-Tell" crusade
Locomotive 8, southern crescent
Hear the bells ring again
Field of wheat is looking thin.
The power lines have grown, so the airplanes won't get mad.
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged
The power lines have motors
So the eblings won't get mad.
The power lines have floaters
So the airplanes won't get snagged.
The power lines have produce so the airplanes won't get smashed
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged
Violet did this song in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the go-tell crusade
He piloted this song in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the go-tell crusade
"Drive"
Smash, crash, book rash
Smack, crack, bushwhacked
"Drive"
Tank top
Tick-tock
"Drive"
What if you walk around the cock?
What if you rock around the clock?
I'll take E-Bow
I'll take you over
The boss bride
The bus ride
I'm kissing Queen
I'm Steve McQueen
I'm more machine
I'm Martin Sheen
I'm still a queen
I'm Steve McQueen
I'm still the Queen.
I'm Steve McQueen.
I'm still the queen
I'm Steve McQueen
Buddy hoots
Everybody hurts
Don't blow your hand
Don't throw your hand
Don't blow your head off.
Don't throw your hand.
Don't grow your hand
OR
Don't grow a hand
Don't throw your hand
Don't let yourself grow
'Cause everybody tries
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
Don't let yourself show
(Later)
Don't blow your head
Don't let yourself go
(Later)
Don't throw your hand
Don't let yourself show
(later)
Don't blow your head
Don't let yourself go
(later)
Don't throw your hand
Don't throw your half
Don't throw your hand
Don't throw your ham.
Don't throw your hand.
Don't throw your ham
Don't throw your hand
Everybody Hertz.
Everybody hurts.
Everybody burbs.
Everybody hurts.
Everybody burps.
Everybody hurts.
Everybody heard
Everybody hurts
Everybody’s whores
Everybody hurts
If you feel like you don't know
or
If you feel like you're unknown
If you feel like you're alone
Now it's time to sit alone
Now it's time to sing along
Take comfort in the crowds
Everybody hurts
Don't throw your head, oh no
Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts
Don't throw your hand, oh no
When you think you had to launch
When you think you had too much
When you think you've had emojis
When you think you've had enough
When you think you've had some lunch
When you think you've had too much
When you're all alone, and the night, the night is yours alone
or
When you're on the phone, and the guys, the guys are home alone
or
When you're on the phone, and the guys, the guys are home alone
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Consuming the coffee
Exhuming McCarthy
"Exhuming McCarthy"
I always thought of you as queer.
I always thought of you as quick.
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Land of Gentry, Russian allies
Landed gentry, rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Landed gentry, Russian allies.
Landed gentry rationalize.
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Landed gentry, Russian lies
Landed gentry rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Landed gentry, Russians alive
Landed gentry rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Send me my car keys.
Exhuming McCarthy
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Send me my car keys
Exhuming McCarthy
Find this guy and tell this guy and lift your arms to beg this guy
And ask this guy and ask this guy
To fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me-e-eee.
Buy the sky and sell the sky and lift your arms up to the sky
And ask the sky and ask the sky
Don't fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me.
She's a friendly towel.
She's a femme fatale.
"Find The River"
Corey understood the rows of hay
Coriander stems and rows of hay
"Find The River"
Cory Anderson, the Rose of Hate
Coriander stems and rows of hay
"Find The River"
I have got to find the river
Burden my invertebrate
Run through my head and fall away.
I have got to find the river
Bergamot and vetiver
Run through my head and fall away.
"Find The River"
Where people drown and people surf
Where people drown and people serve
"Find the River"
I have got to find the river, burger mop and better gun...
I have got to find the river, Bergamot and vetiver...
"Gardening At Night" (MP3)
Calling Ghengis Khan
Gardening at night
"Gardening At Night" (MP3)
Calling Jamacia.
Gardening at night.
"Gardening At Night" (MP3)
I see your money on the floor, I felt if I could change the world
I see your money on the floor, I felt the pocket change through all
"Gardening At Night" (MP3)
They said I couldn't be a man
They said it couldn't be arranged
"Great Beyond"
I'm looking for answers in the graveyard
I'm looking for answers in the great beyond
"Great Beyond"
Over my shoulder
help me in I'm falling crash into the ground
Over my shoulder
a piano falls crashing to the ground
Away up high in the Attic of the Wrong
Dogs like chess.
Away up high in the attic of the wrong dog's life chest.
"Half A World Away"
My mind is wasting.
My mind is racing.
"Half A World Away"
This could be the saddest DOS ever seen.
This could be the saddest dusk I've ever seen.
"Half A World Away"
This could be the saddest task ever seen.
This could be the saddest dusk I've ever seen.
"Harborcoat"
Goodbye, my harborcoat.
Please find my harborcoat.
I'll bring you a birthday cake
I baked it myself today.
I'll bring you a big bouquet
I picked it myself today.
I'll bring you a birthday cake
I picked it myself today.
I'll bring you a big bouquet
I picked it myself today.
"I Remember California" (MP3)
I guess we took a spore ride
I guess we took us for a ride
"I Remember California" (MP3)
I recall the chewer there
I recall that you were there
"Ignoreland"
1980, 80, 488, 92, 2...
1980, '84, '88, '92 (2)...
"Ignoreland"
Casper stole the power from victims of the High-Speed-'em years.
Wreckin all things virtuous and true.
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal,
dusting all the principles in the variation pool.
These bastards stole the power from the victims of the us vs. them years,
Wreckin all things virtuous and true.
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal,
lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool.
"Ignoreland"
Dusting off the precipice since you trickled down, right on cue
They hypnotized the summer, nineteen seventy-nine.
Marched into the capitol Brooding complicit, us with Kennedy, well,
Media read the heartless enablers who pursue us, citizens who were achievers
Mega ultra power dozing
We lack sleeping sleeping sleeping, sleeping, yeah yeah yeah.
Lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool.
They hypnotized the summer, nineteen seventy-nine.
Marched into the capital brooding duplicitous, wicked and able,
Media-ready, heartless, and labeled super u.s. citizen, super achiever,
Mega ultra power dosing. relax.
Defense, defense, defense, defense. yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Ignoreland"
Reflex reflex reflex reflex!
Defense defense defense defense!
"Ignoreland"
Stevens, Stevens, Stevens, Stevens
Defense, defense, defense, defense
"Ignoreland"
They know that.
Ignoreland
"Imitation Of Life" (MP3)
Like a fried egg fashion show teenager
Like a Friday fashion show teenager
"Imitation Of Life" (MP3)
That sugar cake, that tasted good.
This sugar cane, that tasted good.
"Imitation Of Life" (MP3)
This sugar king, that tasted good.
This sugar cane, that tasted good.
"Imitation of Life" (MP3)
Like a goldfish enema.
Like a goldfish in a bowl.
Don't google it!
"Imitation of Life" (MP3)
What is love without the kitten?
or
What is love without the gimmicks?
or
What is love with Leeza Gibbons?
What is love without the giving?
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It..."
And turn 'em into, turn 'em into, turn 'em into flies.
A tournament of, tournament of, tournament of lies.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It..."
Dummy, serve your own needs!
Don't mis-serve your own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It..."
Six o'clock, TV hour, Donkey Kong's up a tower
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in a foreign tower
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It..."
Virgin snakes, airplanes.
Birds and snakes, aeroplanes.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It..."
Wire in the fire, representatives have engaged
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Dammi Severoni
World serves its own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Don't get caught in Porn Tower.
Don't get caught in foreign towers.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Dummy, serve your own needs
Don't misserve your own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
F***ing in, unicorn
Locking in uniform
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
I don't want a cigarette!
Automotive incinerate.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
I have a hurricane,
listen to yourself churn
Eye of a hurricane,
listen to yourself churn
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
It's the end of the world - Eskimo it!
It's the end of the world as we know it.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I can't drive.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
It's the end of the world as with Noah
It's the end of the world as we know it
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lay an egg, Birdstein.
Leonard Bernstein
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lech Walensa coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lector wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Left of west and coming in a hurry
with the flurries breathing down your neck
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
with the furies breathing down your neck
Editor's note: This is a disputed line; some lyric sites have "Left her, wasn't coming..." whereas others have "Left of west and coming...". So until I see the liner notes of the album, or Michael Stipe himself can enunciate the line, I'm leaving it like this.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lenny Bruce and Lester Banks
or
Lenny Bruce in birthday pants
or
Lenny Bruce in birthday pants
Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lenny Bruce is not a fray.
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lenny Bruce is not a man
or
Lenny Bruce is not a prey
or
Lenny Bruce is not a prey
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lenny Bruce is not his name.
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Leprechauns are coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lester Bangs coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lester Flatt was comin' in a hurry with the fury breathin' down your neck.
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lester Wester, coming in a hurry
With the beer, he's breathing down your neck.
Left her, wasn't and coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lester is a comin' in a hurry with the beer
He's breathing down your neck.
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lester was a Kermit in a hurry with a beer, he's breathing down your neck
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Lester was a'comin' in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Nixon was a terminator.
Hurry with the beer
He's breathing down your neck.
Left her, wasn't coming
In a hurry with the furies
Breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Six o'clock, TV hour, Donkey Kong for Atari
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes on aeroplanes
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
That's great, it starts with an earthquake,
Virgin snakes and aeroplanes
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide.
Mountain, Saint Edelite.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide.
Mountains sit in a line.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Tie my hands some time alone.
It's time I had some time alone.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Time I have some Tylenol
It's time I had some time alone
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Time has to move along.
It's time I had some time alone.
Sung in the background during the chorus.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Time to serve your own needs.
Don't misserve your own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Uh-oh, this means no beer
Uh-oh, this means no fear, cavalier...
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Walking in uniform, Put Berny plugmatic,
every motive escalate, auto motor siner, eh!
Light a candle, Light a motor,
step down step down,
Watching Neil crush crush, uh-oh,
this means no beer, cavalier,
really can't stear clear,
turn em in, turn em in, turn em into flies
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive.
Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh,
this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear!
A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Well I guess it started with earthquakes,
burges of snakes and airplanes
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's the End of The World As We Know It"
Land, earth, burn, slide
Leonard Bernstein
"It's the End of The World As We Know It"
That's great it starts with an earthquake, virgin snakes and aeroplanes
That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes
"It's the End of the World As We Know It..."
The other night I cooked a cotton ball on a trip to Fife
The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide
"It's the End of the World As We Know It"
Donald Trump
Baffled, trumped
"It's the End of the World As We Know It"
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Left of west, and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
From lyrics actually corrected by Michael Stipe.
"It's the End of the World As We Know It"
Six o'clock TV hour, cotton candy porno hour
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower.
"It's the End of the World As We Know It"
Stan & Jan Berenstain
Leonard Bernstein
Stan & Jan Berenstain were the creators of the Berenstain Bears.
"It's the End of the World As We Know It"
That's great it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes and earthquake
or
Birds and snakes and airplane
That's great it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes and aeroplane
"It's the End of the World As We Know It"
You're a nerd, Bernstein!
Leonard Bernstein!
"It's the End of the World as We Know It"
Meet Bruce Forsyth
Leonard Bernstein
"It's the End of the World as We Know It"
Nothing's fine
And I feel fine
"It's the End of the World as We Know It"
Patriarch, patriarch, patriarch
Patriotic, patriotic, patriotic
"It's the End of the World as We Know It"
Reaching out, reaching out
Patriotic, patriotic
"It's the End of the World as We Know It"
That's great it starts with an EarthLink
That's great it starts with an earthquake
"It's the End of the World as We Know It"
VCR, VCR, VCR
Patriotic, patriotic, patriotic
Singer, sing me a gibbon.
Singer, sing me a given.
Singer, sing me a gibbon
Singer, sing me a song.
Singer, sing me a given
Singer, sing me a song.
I'm not a manatee
I'm not commodity
I'm not a pot of tea
I'm not commodity
Make your money with a Zulu trial
Make your money, let's sing it tonight
Make your money, that's good advice
If you can bring it
Make your money with a power tie
Make your money with Robert Bly
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with a 'shroom tonight
Make your money with a spurt of ice
If you can wing it
Make your money with a Fighter Fly
Make your money with a battle cry
Weekend why, as long as you need it.
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
You can lie as long as you mean it.
Fighter Fly is an enemy from the old video game 'Mario Bros.'
Leaving New York with a stiffy.
Leaving New York never easy.
Leaving Walmart, never easy.
or
Leaving K-Mart, never easy.
Leaving New York, never easy.
Leaving Walmart, never easy
or
Leaving K-Mmart, never easy.
Leaving New York, never easy.
Leaving was never my crowd
Leaving was never my proud
"Letter Never Sent"
Heaven is yours and I'm in hell
Heaven is yours where I live
"Life And How To Live It" (MP3)
My cock (rooster) is running around in the valley.
My pockets are out and running about.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Although I've said too much,
I've said it all
Oh no I've said too much,
I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Although I've said too much, I haven't said enough.
Oh no, I've said too much, I haven't said enough.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Blues in my religion.
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Blues is my religion.
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
But it was just a tree, that was just a tree
But that was just a dream, that was just a dream
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
Consider this Hit of the Century (or Hurt of the century)
Consider this...
slip... brought me to my knees... Pale.
Consider this
Consider this Hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees. Pale.
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
The smurf that brought me to my knees failed
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
The smell that brought me to my knees failed
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
This is that brought me to my knees pale.
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
Consider this
Oh no situee!
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees...Hell.
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees - KO.
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I have been sad enough.
I haven't said enough.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I set it up
I said enough
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I think I thought I saw you cry
I think I thought I saw you try
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I think I thought I saw you die.
I think I thought I saw you try.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I think I thought I saw you trite.
I think I thought I saw you try.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I think I thought I saw you, Schreib
I think I thought I saw you try
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sleep.
or
I thought that I heard you see.
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I thought that I heard you laughing
In my favorite chair.
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I thought that I heard you loved me
I thought that I heard you laughing
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I thought that I heard you scream.
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I thought that I heard you're not here
I thought that I heard you laughing
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
I thought that I heard your nappy.
I thought that I heard you laughing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
It's said and done
I've said enough
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spot like
Losing my innervision.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spotlight
Losing barley legend
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spotlight
Losing my erection
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spotlight.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Let's pee in the corner
That's me in the corner
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Lie, disfigure, I'll disfigure you, your head is in my knee
Life is bigger, it's bigger then you and you are not me
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Life is bigger, bigger than you and you are knock kneed.
Life is bigger, bigger than you and you are not me.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Like a herd lost and blind before
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Like a herd lost and blind in foe
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Like a herd, lost and blindfold
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Like a hurt, lost and blinded bull
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Like a hurt, lost and blinded foal.
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Like a hurt, lost, and blind and cold foal
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool (fool)
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Like a hurt, lost, and blindfolded fool.
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Losing my Malaysia
losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Losing my erection trying to keep it up for you
Losing my religion, trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Losing my ray vision.
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Lou, zing my religion.
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh no I am sad too much, Saturday night
Oh no I've said too much, I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh no I set to launch
Oh no I've said too much
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh no I'm sad too much
I haven't set it up
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh no I've said too much, I've said enough
Oh no I've said too much, I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh no I've said too much
I said it out.
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh no, I said too much
I said enough.
Oh, no, I said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh no, I've said too much
I've said enough.
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh, I am bigger, bigger than you,
and you are knock-kneed.
Oh, life is bigger, it's bigger than you,
and you are not me.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh, life, Spigger
Spigger than you.
Oh, life is bigger
Bigger than you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh, light a cigger
Oh, life is bigger
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh, loudspeaker!
Oh, life, it's bigger.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh, mine is bigger, bigger than yours.
Oh, life is bigger, it's bigger than you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh, no, I am sad too much
On Saturday night
Oh, no, I said too much
I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Oh, no, I said too much
I said it all
Oh, no, I said too much
I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That was Chesterfield, Chesterfield.
That was just a dream, just a dream
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That was just a tree.
That was just a dream.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That was just cream.
That was just a dream.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That's me and the coroner.
That's me in the corner.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That's me and the coroner
That's me and this pot guy
Loose in my religion.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spark... like
Losing my religion.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That's me in the porn shop
That's me in the corner
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That's me in the porno.
That's me in the corner.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That's pee in the corner.
That's me in the corner.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
That’s me with some Bud Light
That’s me in the spotlight
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
The links that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I said enough.
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Things that I will go through
The lengths that I will go to
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Touch me in the corner
Touch me on the spot like
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Trying the key on you
Trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Trying to keep a view
Trying to keep up with you
or
Trying to keep an eye on you
"Eye on you" is mentioned in only one part of the song.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Trying to keep off you
Trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Trying to keep out you
or
Trying to keep a view.
Trying to keep up with you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Trying to pee on poo
Trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Trying to pee up on you.
Trying to keep up with you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all the Spanish sees
What if all these fantasies
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these Spanish seas come flaming around?
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these blatant seeds come flailing around?
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these fancies come flaming the grown
What if all these fantasies come flailing around
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these fantasies come flaming aground?
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these fantasies come flaming around?
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these fantasies come flaming down?
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these fantasies come gaining ground?
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
What if all these fantasies come playing in brown
What if all these fantasies come flailing around
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Who's in my religion?
Losing my religion?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
You Lie, Speaker!
Ohh life's bigger
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
You are nothing
You are not me
I ain't the Lotus
I ate the Lotus
I ain't the loners
I ate the lotus
I ain't the loud a**.
I ate the lotus.
I ain't the walrus
I ate the lotus
I ate the donuts.
I ate the lotus.
I hate the lotus
I ate the lotus
"Low"
I like your hands
All full of Chloe
All full of Chloe
I like your hands
All full of glory
All full of glory
"Low"
I like your hands, all full of chlorine
I like your hands, all full of glory
"Low"
I like your hands
Awful and glowing.
I like your hands
All full of glory.
Amy, did you hear about this one?
Andy, did you hear about this one?
Andy are you goofin on Elvis St. Peter
or
Andy are you goofin on Elvis street, baby?
or
Andy are you goofin on Elm Street baby?
or
Andy are you goofin on Elm Street baby?
Andy are you goofin on Elvis? Hey, baby
Andy are you goofin' on Elmer's glue, baby?
Hey Andy are you goofin' on Elvis, Hey, Baby?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, St. Cruger?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey, baby?
Andy are you goofing on LSD, baby?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby?
Andy are you puking on Elvis
or
Andy are you groovin on Elvis?
or
Andy are you groovin on Elvis?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Andy, are you good friend of Elvis, hey Baby?
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby?
Andy, are you goofing on Elm Street, baby?
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby?
Andy, are you goofing on Elmer's safe glue
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby
Annie are you golfin' on Elvis sayin'
'Baby, are we loose in touch?'
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey Baby are we losin' touch?
Annie, did you hear about the swan?
Andy, did you hear about this one?
Bought the limo in the game of Life
Mot the Hoople and the Game of Life
Each of us troubled by the horrible ass
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
Edith was troubled by a horrible a**.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp.
Egypt was struggled by the horrible a**.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible ass,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little edge for the never-believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little goat for the offering, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little agit for the never-believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little legend for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Editor's note: Is "agit" even a word? If so, what does it mean?
Here's a little wedgy for the never believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey Annie did you hear about this one?
Hey Andy, did you hear about this one?
If you believe there's nothing out there to see
Nothing but jewels
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believe there's nothing up that street, nothing that's cool.
or
If you believe there's nothing up that street, nothing at school.
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool.
If you believe there's nothing up there to see, and nothing to do
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believe there's nothing up there to see, then nothing is cool.
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool.
If you believe
There's nothing up in space.
If you believe
There's nothing up their sleeve.
If you believed they put a flan on the moon
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Marbles and the game of life
Mott the Hoople and the game of life
Martin Kahoon, boy and the game of life
Mot the Hoople and the game of life
Martin Luther wrote the Game of Life
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
Martin Luther, the game of life
Mott the Hoople and the game of life.
Martin the moon boy, we gave him a ride.
Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
Monday morning in the game of life.
Mott the Hoople and the game of life.
Mr. Charles Darwin had the balls to ask
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Mr. Charles Darwin had to go up and ask
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Mr. Charles Darwin left it all to pass.
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breathless mess
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Newton got beaned by the apple wood
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Newton got beat by the apple rule
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Newton got mean by the apple bush.
Oedipus troubled by the horrible asp.
Mr Charles Darwin had to gnaw on the mast.
Newton got beaned by the apple good.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp.
Mr Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
Not fully twenty-one, checkers and chess
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers, and chess
Not only twenty, won Checkers and Chess
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers and chess
Nothing beats twenty-one, checkers in chess.
Monopoly, Twenty-One, Checkers and Chess
Tell me, are you locked in the park?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
There's not really twenty-one checkers in chess.
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers and chess.
They put a man on the phone
or
They put a man on the roof
or
They put a man on the roof
They put a man on the moon
This here Charles Darwin had the balls to ask.
or
At least Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
Vodka Moon came alive, yeah yeah yeah
Andy Kaufman in a wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah
Napoli 21 and the checkers of chess
Mott The Hoople and the game of life, yeah yeah yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah
Monopoly, 21, checkers and chess
Bambi, did you hear about this one?
Andy, did you hear about this one?
If you're relieved
If they believed
Let's meet Tristan, let's meet Chris
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
Monotony, 21, jackets and chest
Monopoly, 21, checkers and chess
Andy did you you hear about Miss Swan?
Andy did you hear about this one?
Angie, did you hear about this one?
or
Eddie, did you hear about this one?
Andy, did you hear about this one?
Anybody goofing on errors?
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Here's a little adage for the never-believer
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter
Mr. Andy Kauffman in the water heater
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter
Mr. Andy Kauffman has gone wrestling.
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool.
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
If you believe there's nothing up there to see, nothing at all
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool.
If you believe, there's nothing out there asleep, or nothing at school
If you believe, there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you're in the east
They put a man on the move
Man on the move
If you believed
They put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you're really in
If they believed
If you’re in Philly
If you believed
Philly is shorthand for Philadelphia
Martin Luther and the game of Life
Mott the Hoople and the game of life
Martin Luther plays the Game of Life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Indian coughing in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Charles Darwin had a horrible past
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Mr. Charles Darwin wore a normal mask.
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
Not really twenty-one checkers in chess
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers and chess
There's only 21 checkers in chess
Monopoly, 21, checkers and chess
They put a name on the moon
They put a man on the moon
Wendy Kaufman and the wrestling match
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Wendy Kaufman was the famous "Snapple Lady" in advertising in the early 1990s.
"Me In Honey"
Daphne, look
What it's doing to me?
Left me to love
What it's doing to me?
"Near Wild Heaven"
New on 7
Near Wild Heaven
"Near Wild Heaven"
Smear like heaven
near wild heaven
"New Test Leper"
Call me a leopard
or
Call me a leopard, eh.
Call me a leper.
"New Test Leper"
I can't say that I love cheeses
I can't say that I love Jesus
"New Test Leper"
Lastubioaorius disagrees
The studio audience disagrees
Botswana deserves a crying owl
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
Emery streetlight
Every streetlight
Every street night
Every streetlight
Every streetlight reveals a picture and a verse.
Every streetlight reveals the picture in reverse.
Every streetlight reveals a picture in the hearse.
Every streetlight reveals a picture in reverse.
Every sweet life deserves a picture
Every streetlight deserves a picture
I forgot my shell out
I forgot my shirt out
I'm hiding from the moon
I'm pining for the moon
I'm sleeping
Nightswimming
Knots Landing deserts a quiet knot
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
Mice swimming deserves a silent night
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
Nice swimming
Nightswimming
Side by side in orbit around the fairest sun.
Side by side in orbit around the ferrous sun.
Side by side in orbit around the ferris earth.
Side by side in orbit around the fairest sun.
Side by side in orbit around the ferrous sun.
Side by side in orbit around the fairest sun.
That bright tyrant, ever drunk
That bright tight forever drum
The brightest titan ever drawn.
That bright tight forever drum.
The phonograph on the dashboard
The photograph on the dashboard
The phonograph on the touchscreen
The photograph on the dashboard
"One I Love"
This one goes out to the one eyed love
This one goes out to the one I love
Call on me, don't call on me
Collar me, don't collar me
Color me, don't color me
Collar me, don't collar me
Fall on me, don't fall on me
Get off my spine, I've got my orange crushed.
Follow me, don't follow me
I've got my spine, I've got my Orange Crush.
Follow me, come follow me;
Got my Spina, got my orange tree;
Colour me, oh colour me;
Got my Spina, got my orange tree.
Follow me, don't follow me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
Collar me, don't collar me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
Follow me, don't color me
Collar me, don't collar me
Got my Sprite, I got my orange Crush.
Got my spine, I got my orange Crush.
Got my spine, I've got my hornet brush.
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush.
I got my orange truck
I got my Orange Crush
I got my spider, I got my orange crush
I got my spine, I got my orange crush
I got my spider, and I got my orange crush.
I got my spine, I got my orange crush.
I've got my Sprite, I've got my Orange Crush
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
I've got my Spy and I've got my Orange Crush
I've got my spine, I've got my Orange Crush
I've got my smile, I've got my orange crush
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
We all itch in South Capri.
We are agents of the free.
We are Agent Sophocles.
We are agents of the free.
We are ageing, sad but free
We are agents of the free
We are agent summer breeze.
We are agents of the free.
We are agents of degree.
We are agents of the free.
We are agents self-degree.
We are agents of the free.
We are aging first degree.
We are agents of the free.
We are ancient Sophocles.
We are agents of the free.
We are ancient stars for free.
We are agents of the free.
We are rich and some are free.
We are agents of the free.
"Perfect Circle"
Standing, two silk shoulders high in the wind
Having her silk shoulders high in the wind.
Standing too soon, shoulders high in the room
Heaven assumed, shoulders high in the room.
"Pilgrimage"
Pilgrimage, escape momentum!
The pilgrimage has gained momentum
"Pilgrimage"
Pilgrimage, escaped from mental!
Take your tune, take your porcine
The pilgrimage has gained momentum
Take a turn, take our fortune
"Pilgrimage"
Pilgrimage, those games are mental
The pilgrimage has gained momentum
"Pilgrimage"
Take a turn, take a fortune.
Take a turn, take off marching.
"Pilgrimage"
Take a turn, take my front teeth.
Take a turn, take off marching.
"Pilgrimage"
Take our turn, take our fortune
Take a turn, take off marching.
Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the weatherman?
Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the government?
"Pretty Persuasion"
I cannot wear that in this heat it's all wrong
Have to wear that on my sleeve it's all wrong all wrong
And I put that in this heat it's all wrong
Try to wear that on my sleeve it's all wrong all wrong
"Pretty Persuasion"
It's my want, her radiant light
All has been tried, to reach her side.
It's what I want, hurry and buy
All has been tried, follow reason and buy.
"Pretty Persuasion"
It's what I want, hurry and buy
All has been drowned, hurry and buy.
It's my want, her radiant light
All has been tried, to reach her side.
"Radio Free Europe"
Caught it all in the treasure
or
Comin' out in the treasure
Calling on in transit
"Radio Free Europe"
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stake.
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay.
"Radio Free Europe"
Donuts, donuts, donuts cut you far
Don't let, don't let, don't let it call you boy
(original Hib-Tone single)
"Radio Free Europe"
Meet me in a country in the woods
Keep me out of country and the word
"Radio Free Europe"
Scientists tell us radio's gonna stay
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay
"Radio Free Europe"
The Sergeant said Lew Grady is gonna stay.
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay.
"Radio Song"
Ah, yo tune to that station
Ah, yo turn to that station
"Radio Song"
TJ's socks
The DJ sucks.
"Revolution"
Psychic new reasons to be feelin' bad, yeah
You're supporting our band, and we're getting mad, yeah.
It's like you need a reason to be feelling bad, yeah
You sport an armband when you're good and mad, yeah.
"Shaking Through"
Autumn marches on
Honor marches on
"Shaking Through"
L.A. Law, condition down
Yellow like a geisha gown
"Shaking Through"
She came through, over to you
Shaking through, opportune
"Shaking Through"
Yellow light you shoved on
To annoy her all awake.
Yellow like a geisha gown
Denial all the way.
"Shaking Through"
You're like a Grecian god
Denied of her way.
Yellow like a geisha gown
Denial all the way.
"Shaking Through"
You're like a geisha doll
Lying on the way.
Yellow like a geisha gown
Denial all the way.
"Shiny Happy People"
Charmin has the people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
"Shiny Happy People"
Chinese happy people holding hands
Chinese happy people laughing
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing
"Shiny Happy People"
Meet me in the cloud
Meet me in the crowd
"Shiny Happy People"
Meet me with the clown
Meet me in the crowd
"Shiny Happy People"
Put it in the ground where the vampires growl
Put it in the ground where the flowers grow
"Shiny Happy People"
Put it in your hair
Put it in your hand
"Shiny Happy People"
Put it in your hardware tomorrow shines
Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines
"Shiny Happy People"
Put it in your mouth
Put it in the ground
"Shiny Happy People"
Shiny crappy people laughing.
Shiny happy people laughing.
"Shiny Happy People"
Shiny happy paedos holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
"Shiny Happy People"
Shiny happy people, holy cow.
Shiny happy people holding hands.
"Shiny Happy People"
Shiny, happy ceilings holdings pans
Shiny, happy people holding hands
"Shiny Happy People"
Show me how the people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
"Shiny Happy People"
Take care, take care, there's no time to cry
Take it, take it, there's no time to cry
"Sitting Still"
Sitting on top of the Burger King, don't waste your time sitting still.
or
Sitting on top of the big hill, wasting time sitting still.
Setting trap for love, making a waste of time, sitting still.
"Sitting Still"
Up to par
Katie bar the kitchen door
But not me in.
Up to buy
Katie buys a kitchen-size
But not Mae Ann.
'Katie bar the door' is an old Southern expression meaning 'watch out , trouble ahead!'
"Sitting Still"
Up to par
Katie bar the kitchen door
But not me in.
Up to buy
Katie buys a kitchen-size
But not Mae-Ann.
"Sitting Still"
We can gather throw-up bins
We can gather, throw a fit
"Sitting Still"
We can gather, throw up beer
We can gather, throw a fit
"Sitting Still"
We could gather thru our fear
We can gather, throw a fit
"Sitting Still"
We could vomit in the sink.
We could gather, throw up beer.
Melt the pie, Katie grinds the dishes as the nightmare ends.
We could bind it in a scythe.
We could gather, throw a fit.
Up to buy, Katie buys a kitchen-size, but not Mae Ann.
"So. Central Rain"
Soggy
Sorry
"South Central Rain (I'm Sorry)"
P***ed in your mouth.
Mist in the mountains.
Carry a combust to help you long
Carry a compass to help you along
Carry uncle purse to help you wrong
Carry a compass to help you along
Carry with no bus to help you along
Carry a compass to help you along
Don't think about direction
Wonder why you have it now.
Now think about direction
Wonder why you haven't now.
For bushes and trees, the trees would be fallen
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
Ham in the place where you live
Now try pork.
Stand in the place where you live
Now face north.
If bushes were trees, the trees would be falling.
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling.
If bushes were trees
The trees would be falling.
If wishes were trees
The trees would be falling.
If you are a few
If you are confused
If you are abused
If you are confused
If you are confused, check with this song
If you are confused, check with the sun
Let's face Morph
Now face Les
Now face north
Now face west
Life is more
Now face north
Now K-Swiss
Now face West.
Now face more
Now face less
Now face north
Now face west
Now stand in the place where you were
Now stand in the place where you work
Now think about your ex and
Wonder why you're havin' none.
Now think about direction
Wonder why you haven't now.
Sand in the place where you live
...
Sand in the place where you work
...
Sand in the place where you are
Stand in the place where you live
...
Stand in the place where you work
...
Stand in the place where you are
A completely pointless, tuneless song. At least my lyrics make it humorous!
Stand in the face that you wore
Stand in the place that you were
Stand in the flesh-eating worm, now fang nose.
Stand in the place where you work, now face west.
Stand in the place that you won't
Stand in the place that you were
Stand in the place where you live.
Think about erection,
wonder why you haven't before.
Stand in the place where you live.
Think about direction,
wonder why you haven't before.
Stand in the place where you were
Stand in the place where you work
Stare in the place that you were
Stand in the place where you were
The bushes and trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, the season is calm.
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, season is calling.
The bushes of trees, the trees would be falling.
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling.
The bushes with trees, the trees would be falling
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
The trees would have pollen
The trees would be falling
Think about Tourette's and wonder why you have it now
Think about direction wonder why you haven't before
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't been born.
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before.
Think about erection, wonder why you haven't.
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't.
Think about erection
Think about direction
Think about potential
Think about direction
Think about protection
Think about direction
Think about protection
Think about direction
Think about tourettes and wonder why you have it now
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before.
We are going to pee on the ground.
Your feet are going to be on the ground.
Your feet are going to be underground
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your hair is there to move you around
Your head is there to move you around
"Strange Currencies"
I don’t know what you mean to me
or
I don’t know what you read to me
When I’m on the telephone
(later)
You know what luck brings strange currencies
And here is banana peel
I don’t know why you’re mean to me
When I call on the telephone
(later)
You know with love comes strange currencies
And here is my appeal
"Strange Currencies"
I shit in Paris, did I fall?
I tripped and fell, did I fall
"Strange Currencies"
These birds
or
These verbs
or
These herbs
These words
"Strange"
Keep your eyes marooned to the floor
Keep your eyes glued to the floor
I am Superman
And I can't do anything.
I am Superman
And I can do anything.
You don't really love that guy you're makin' with
Now do you?
You don't really love that guy you make it with
Now do you?
You don't really love that guy you're naked with, now do you?
You don't really love that guy you make it with, now do you?
No I never had a chainsaw
No I never had a chance
Martian feet
Marching feet
"Sweetness Follows"
Oooh, the sweetest fathers
Oooh, but sweetness follows.
"Talk About The Passion"
Call me in, call me in to talk.
Combien, combien, combien du temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Call me in, call me in
Call me in due time.
Combien, combien
Combien de temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Come begin, come begin, come begin to talk.
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Count me in, count me in, count me in to talk!
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Count me in, count me in, count me in to talk.
Combien, call me in, call me in to talk.
"Talk About The Passion"
Gumby in, Gumby in, Gumby into town
Combien, combien, combien du temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Gumby in...Gumby in...Gumby in to talk!
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
"Talk About the Passion"
Count me in, count me in, count me in to talk
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
Derest need no cloud in the summer zest.
There's a new planet in the solar system.
Desolate planet in the solar system.
There's a new planet in the solar system.
Dinosaur system
In the solar system
I'm baking poo
I'm breaking through
I'm baking prunes
I'm breaking through
I'm breaking through abandoned spoons.
I'm breaking through, I'm bending spoons.
I'm looking for answers from the Great Suprendo.
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond.
I'm looking for answers
From the grave, beyond
I'm looking for answers
From the great beyond
I'm pushing an elephant up the a***.
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs.
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm putting up porch lights that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls, crashing to the ground
I'm breaking through
I'm bending spools
I'm keeping flowers in the room
And searching for answers from the great backyard
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing up punchlines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls, crashing to the ground
I'm breaking through
I'm bending spoons
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
And searching for answers from the great beyond
Obama Shoulder, a piano falls
I'm breakin' through abandoned sperms
Over my shoulder a piano falls
I'm breaking through, I'm bending spoons
Why can't we tantalize
Why can't we pantomime
You and me
With wings are not free
You and me
With wings on our feet
"The One I Love"
A simple bra to lock you by my side
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple bra to lock you by my tide
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple bra to occupy my mind
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple bra to occupy my time
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple frau to occupy my time
or
A simple bra, found inside my car
or
A simple bra, found inside my car
A simple prop to occupy my time
Frau: German for girl. It made sense to me.
"The One I Love"
A simple crock to occupy my time
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple frock to occupy my time
OR
A simple frog to occupy my time
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple frock
To lock you by my thigh
or
A sample drug
To help me find my time.
A simple prop
To occupy my time.
"The One I Love"
A simple frog to lock you by my side
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple frost to occupy nighttime
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple prom that Saki buys my time.
A simple prop to occupy my time.
"The One I Love"
A simple prom to occupy my time
A simple prop to occupy my time
Prom, as in a high school prom
"The One I Love"
A simple prop to lock you by my side
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple prop, to watch you buy my time
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
A simple prop, to occupy my thoughts
or
A pimple popped to occupy my time
or
A single crop to occupy my time
or
A single crop to occupy my time
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Another problem has offered my nighttime
Another prop has occupied my time
"The One I Love"
Cayana-she's comin' to her home now.
Fire-she's comin' down on her own now.
"The One I Love"
Cayenne!!!
Fire
"The One I Love"
Higher!
Fire!
"The One I Love"
Higher
Fire
"The One I Love"
I am!
Fire!
"The One I Love"
I am
Fire
"The One I Love"
Pryor!
Fire!
As in Richard Pryor.
"The One I Love"
Rosanna (she's comin' down now)
Fire (she's comin' down on her own, now)
"The One I Love"
The swan goes out to the one-eye love
This one goes out to the one I love
"The One I Love"
This one goes out to Jane Robolot
This one goes out to the one I love
"The One I Love"
This one goes out to the one I loathe
This one goes out to the one I love
"The One I Love"
This one goes out to the one alarm
This one goes out to the one I love
"The One I Love"
This one goes out to the one-eyed dove
This one goes out to the one I love
"The One I Love"
This one goes out to the one-eyed glove
This one goes out to the one I love
"The One I Love"
This one goes out to the one-eyed love...
This one goes out to the one I love...
"The One I Love"
Tiger
Fire
"The One I Love"
Tired
Fire
Drawing patterns with the coke on the table cloth
From a single can of ginger froth.
Drawing patterns with a cork on the table cloth
Promising volcanic change of plot.
The outsiders together and a new day is born.
The outsiders are gathering, a new day is born.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
According to wriggler
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Baby S Club 7
Baby, instant soup
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Baker's nuts, Chugger's nuts
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Cabeza Hueca
or
Come into Waker
or
Calling to wake her
or
Coming to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Cabeza Hueca, Spanish for 'hollow head'.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call in to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Chad Micklewipe.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Chatawaga.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
whatever "Chatawaga" is or means
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Cheryl Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Chow Baker.
or
Calling chowder maker.
or
Calming Sue Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Chuck Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Chuck Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Chuck the baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Garrincha.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Jim Bakker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Tom Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me Tommy Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me a child maker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me a child maker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me a child waker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me a chocolate wafer.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me a chowder baker head
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me and try and wait for her
Call when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me child breaker.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me in Chatawaka.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me in Chi-wae-kuh.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me in Jamaica, mon
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me in Jamaica.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me in Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me in chalawaika
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me only Cheryl Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me the 'D'yer Mak'er'.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me when you don't eat Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me when you get the baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me when you get to Chautauqua.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me, Channel Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call me, Cheryl Baker.
Call when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call your time, Abraham.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Call your toe, Abraham.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Callin' Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Callin' Joe Baker
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Chad Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Charlie Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Chatter Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Cheryl Baker up
Call me when you try to wake her up
Note: Cheryl Baker was a singer in the '80s Eurovision winning act, Bucks Fizz.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Cheryl Baker up
Call when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Cheryl Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Cheryl Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Cheryl Baker
Call me when you try to wake her.
Roy-castle-dedicaction adds: "Cheryl Baker, of course, being a member of UK Eurovision winning quartet Bucks Fizz. The gorgous Cheryl went on to be a co-presenter of 'Record Breakers' with Roy Castle."
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Cheryl Baker
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Chuck Yeager up
or
Communists are waking up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Chud in Waco land
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Frau Bakerer
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Jamaica.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Mr. Jamaica man
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Tasmania.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling Trevor Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling a child a vicar.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling chider wake, ha!
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling each other Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling each other a baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling each other a wanker
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling everybody wanker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling in Jamaica
or
Coming in Jamaica.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling ol' Langley up
Call me to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling on Charlie's Angels
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling salvation
Yeah, calling salvation.
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calling should wake her up
or
Go in to wake her up
or
Calling Jamaica up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Calmin' in Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Canopies of black eyed peas.
A can of beans or black eyed peas.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Caught in Jamaica
or
Calling Jamaica.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Coffee shop and bakery
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Coinage of Abraham
Call me to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Cola and Chow Mein for her.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Colder men tried to make me up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Colin Chaccawaica
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Colin should wait for her.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Colin's a baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come 'n' eat Jamaican bread.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come again, try to w*nk her up.
or
Come again, chide a vega.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come and beat Jamaica up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come and eat your bacon now
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come and eat your bacon up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come and eat your bacon.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come and eat your bagel, now.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come and get your bacon, eh!
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come in here and try to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come in to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come in, Cheryl Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come meet your maker
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come mucha arveja
Call me when you try to wake her up.
The misheard line means "Eat a lot of peas" in Spanish.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come on in and try to wake it up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come on in sha bake a lot
Call me when you try to wake her up
I hadn't realised until today I'd actually no idea what was being sung. Your site saved my sanity!
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come on in, Cheryl Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her (up).
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Come to Jamaica, mon.
Call me when you try wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Comedy cha weya
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Comedy try to break her
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Commie Tammy Fay Baker
or
Comin' in 'Ciao, Baker'
or
Comin' in 'Ciao, Baker'
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Comin' in to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Coming in Cheryl Baker
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Coming to Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Communists in Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Communists shall wake her.
Call me when you try wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Coney to Baker
Call me when you try wake her up.
The misheard lyrics is code for "1 police officer to radio to another".
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Conin shall wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Connie Chung Baker
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Connie Chung wakes up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Cony to Baker
Call me when you try wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Don't even try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Don't even try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Don't you try to wake it up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Don’t eat your Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Go and pick a coconut.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Goin' to Jamaica.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Editor's note: The official title of this song is "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite", yet I keep seeing variants. Please be consistent, thank you very much.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Going to Jamaica.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Going to the bakery
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Gonna go tell your neighbors
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Hole in Jamaica
Call me when you try wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Holy Jamaica!
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Holy Jamaican
Call me to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Homely Chad Weaver
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Homey didn't try to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Horny child maker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
I just keep on standing up
Only Cheryl Baker does.
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
I keep always expending up
Call me Cheryl Baker.
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
I'm going to rape her.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
If I don't pig 'em
If I don't pick up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Johnny can't wake up
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Jolene Chadderwaker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Micro trabeculae
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Oh little child, wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Onions and wee-killer
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only Che Guevara
Call me when you wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only Cheryl Baker
Only to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only Chuck Yeager
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only Chud Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only Tom Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only child, wake her up.
Only child, wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only child, wake her up.
Only child, wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only in Jamaica mon
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only in Jamaica, hah
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only in Jamaica, mon.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only in Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only shall waken her
or
Only shall waken in her.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only taway ka-ha.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only to beg her
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only tried to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Only when you try Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Or a green egg by Dr. Seuss
Or a reading by Dr. Seuss
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Or a paedophile Dr. Seuss
And a reading of Dr. Seuss
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Polly, want a cracker
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Ponytail wiggler
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Problems, Lon Chaney? Break them up!
Call her and try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Promise I'd wait for her
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
The sidewinder sleeps in his bath.
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
The sidewinder sleeps in his bed.
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
The sidewinder sleeps in his pants.
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
The sidewinder sleeps in his path
The sidewinder sleeps on his back
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a choir.
The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in the corner
The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Fryin' up some back-bacon
or
Tokin' on some Jamaican
or
Tokin' on some Jamaican
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tommy trouble maker
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony Chawayga ga ga.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony Chowbaker
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony and Cheryl Baker.
or
A cone and Cheryl Baker.
or
Call in Cheryl Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony shall wait for her.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony shot a baker now.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony tried raping her
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Tony's a baker er
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Trouble in Jamaica
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
You can't lay a patch by computer design It’s just a lot of stupid, stupid science
You can't lay a patch by computer design It’s just a lot of stupid, stupid signs
Buy simple clothes and soaps
The sound and smell of swings at hand.
Bicycle clothespin spokes
The sound the smell of swingset hands.
Now, I'm not beating off you
Now, I'm not feeding off you
We are young with spiky ears.
We are young despite the years.
"Time After Time (Annelise)"
Why was I found naked in the water tower by police?
Ask the girl of the hour by the water tower's watch.
"Tongue"
Anybody can get played
Anybody can get laid
"Tongue"
Not the tuna fish
Ninety to nothing
"Toyland"
Childhood toyland
Childhood joyland
"Toyland"
Toilet
Toyland
It's on an REM Christmas single that their fan club put out, but it's a cover.
"Try Not To Breathe"
I need something to fly over my gravy boat.
I need something to fly over my grave again.
"Try Not To Breathe"
I need something to fly over my gravy mill.
I need something to fly over my grave again.
"Try Not To Breathe"
I need something to fly over my gravy mill
I need something to fly over my grave again
"Try Not To Breathe"
There's ice in the eyes of the old,
shivering with cold
These eyes are the eyes of the old,
shiver and fold
"Until the Day Is Done"
The bottle's been lost
The battle's been lost
"Wake-Up Bomb"
My head's on fire and high esteem
Get drunk and save the llama queen.
My head's on fire and high esteem
Get drunk and sing along to Queen.
I was brought into this life a little lamb, good little man.
I was brought into this life a little lamb, a little lamb.
These happy notions creep around.
These heavy notions creep around.
When all I want to do is strip away these stilled constraints.
When all I want to do is strip away these steel constraints.
I want to kiss the astronauts when they sit next to me
I want to kiss the astronauts when they salute to me
I want to kiss the astronauts who makes love to me...
I want to kiss the astronauts when they salute to me
The next line is "I got my signals crossed".
"We Walk"
Change places
Take Oasis
"We Walk"
Take a racist moron's place
OR
Take a racist moron's space
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
2020 presidential campaign slogan, predicted in 1983.
"We Walk"
Take a racist moron's plaything.
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
"We Walk"
Take oasis,
Clorox Bleach
Take oasis,
Marat's bathing
"We Walk"
Take oasis, Morag's bathing
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
"We Walk"
Take oasis, more light's playing
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
"We Walk"
Take places out in space.
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
"We Walk"
Take the oasis, mall rats playing
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
"West Of The Fields"
A long, hung d***
Long gone
"West Of The Fields"
The animals house trained
Tied, tied to string in chains.
The animals, how strange
Try, try to stick it in.
"West Of The Fields"
The animals, house trained
Tied, tied to string in chains.
The animals, how strange
Try, try to stick it in.
"West of the Fields"
The animals, how strange
Try to stick it in
The antelopes, how strange
Trying to sicken me
"What's The Frequency Kenneth?" (MP3)
You always shake violently, uh-huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency Kenneth?" (MP3)
You wanna shot, fire at me, uh huh
You wore a shirt of violet green, uh, huh!
"What's The Frequency Kenneth?" (MP3)
You were a shack, a violent hack.
You wore a short of violet green.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
A smile that cut you, 2402
You said, 'Uh no, it was the shackles of you.'
A smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Butterfly decal and it's not what the things you see.
Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Butterfly decal in your mirror, no don't be the same.
Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Butterfly teacup
Butterfly decal
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Can I put your d**k out in your mouth, don't be the same.
Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Chicken frickasee Kenneth
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I never understood
Don't f*** with me, uh-huh
I never understood
The frequency, uh-huh
This is NOT misheard, it's a RADIO EDIT
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I never understood that we could sing.
I never understood the frequency.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I never understood what people say, uh-huh.
I never understood the frequency, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I saw a picture, idiot's cream
Television from the a**-spider's scream.
I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I studied concoction draining on music teen and news magazine
Would you said I would troll un-discuss is not the same as I can be
The smile, a cartoon, toothbar or two
You said it all, it was the shackles of you.
I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, TV, movies, magazines
Richard said, 'Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy'
A smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I wanna shag violently, uh-huh
Wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I'm a loser.
Armored suit
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I'm spinning a cotton ginny
or
I'm standing and constipated
or
I'm standing and constipated
I'm standing and concentrating
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
I'm studying, contemplating on Music TV, it's not the same.
I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, tv, movies, magazines.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Is your Benz a dream, uh huh...
Is your Benzadrine, uh huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Oh-ho
Uh-huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Suckin on acid, ohh!
Like an armored suit, uh-huh!
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
They said Yanni was the shackles of you.
They say irony is the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
They say that ironing is the shackles of youth
They say irony is the shackles of youth
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency Kenneth?
It's your bitzo tree. Uh huh!
'What's the frequency Kenneth?'
Is your Benzedrine. Uh huh!
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth the Shark things have changed, uh-huh
What's the frequency Kenneth, is your benzadrine, uh-huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
The show ends at three
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
is your benzedrine
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
This sure bends a tree, uh-huh
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
It's your Benzedrine, uh-huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth? Is your Benz a drain, oh-oh
I was pinned down, locked up, no, not up to speed
I thought I picked you in the extreme
Tired of bashin' from the inside of Scream
I never understood the frequency, oh-oh
You are expecticious suck-a-na-ma, said oh-oh.
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?' is your Benzedrine, uh-huh
I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed
I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen
I never understood the frequency, uh-huh
You wore our expectations like an armored suit, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth? Is your Benz a dream? uh-huh.
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?' is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Yeah, sure, things have changed, uh-huh.
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?'
Is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kevin?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, can it?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, can you explain
Things have gone down the drain, oh no.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
It's your benzadrine, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Where's the Friend's Agency, Kenneth?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You always said to "Fire the freak!", uh huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You are a shark, violent and pretty, oh-oh.
or
You are a star, vile and pretty, oh-oh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said 'I love you' was the shark's point of view.
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said an outtie was the shackles of you.
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said that Arnie was the shackles of you.
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said that I was the shackles of you.
You said that irony is the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said that I was the shackles of youth.
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said that Lonnie was the shackles of youth
You said irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said the Army put the shackles on you.
You said irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You used to shake violently, uh huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You wanna shack? Fire and pain, uh-huh
or
You wanna shake violently, uh-huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You wanna shop? Buy her a drink, uh-huh!
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You wanna shout violently, uh-huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You war the sheriff of violent dreams, uh huh!
You wore a shirt of violet green, uh, huh!
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You were a sad, violent brain, uh huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You were a shack, fire and flame, uh-huh.
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You were a shack, wild and free, uh-huh!
You were a shirt of violent green.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You were a such a violent thing.
You wore a shirt of violent green.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You were the sheriff the violent dreams of love
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You wore a shirt of violent dreams, uh-huh
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh
"What's the Frequency Kenneth?" (MP3)
You were a short, violent dream, uh-huh
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benadryl
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" is your benzedrine
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Is your benza mean a huh
is your Benzedrine, uh-huh
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Tidal basin from the outside of scream.
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen.
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency Kenneth?
This year, it's a dream, oh no.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
It's your benzadrine, uh-huh.
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth
The show bens a change oh ho...
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?'
Is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
What's the frequency, Kenneth? Bishop
What's the frequency, Kenneth? Is your
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You said that Annie was the shot ghost of you
You said that irony was the shackles of youth
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
You wore a shirt of violent queen
You wore a shirt of violent green
Go see a lawyer.
House in order
House in Florida
House in order
I will see you in orbit.
House in order
"You Are The Everything" (MP3)
And I've seen the films and the eyes
In my endless kitchen.
And I've seen the films and the eyes
But I'm in this kitchen.