Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Replacements that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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There are 20 misheard song lyrics for The Replacements on amIright currently.
"20th Century Boy"
Ten cents a retard
Twentieth century boy
Children by the million sleep with Alex Chilton
Children by the million sing with Alex Chilton
Would his penis fill a spoon
Would he meet us on the moon
A Mexican charisma
A Mexican bar mitzvah
Happy birthday
Whose happy birthday?
It is today
Happy birthday
Whosever birthday
It is today
They're telling you just germs
They're telling you questions
"Beer for Breakfast"
All I want to eat is a bunch of cute chicks
All I want to eat is them barbecue chips
"Cruella De Ville"
Half the time she's gone away to shop.
But after time has worn away the shock.
"Favorite Thing"
Hey man it's a hippie hotel
It's a hippie hotel, where I'm staying
Yeah, man, it's a-hip, you know what I'm saying?
It's a-hip, you know what I'm saying?
And I hear it
"Gary's Got a Boner"
You're gonna f___ Madonna! You're gonna f___ Madonna!
You're gonna suck me down! You're gonna stick it to her!
Really have no idea what he's saying, but he's certainly excited for his friend Gary.
"I Will Dare"
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a waiter
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner
"I'll Be You"
A wuss from Canada
If I was from Canada
"I'll Be You"
I dreamt I was Serpico
I dreamt I was Surfer Joe
"I’ll Be You"
And I’ll PU
And I’ll be you
"I’ll Be You"
If it’s just so gay
If it’s just a game
"Kiss Me On The Bus" (MP3)
Kidneys on the butt
or
Kidneys on the bus
or
Kiss me on the butt
or
Kiss me on the butt
Kiss me on the bus
"Kiss Me on the Bus" (MP3)
Hurry hurry, here comes my stuff
Hurry hurry, here comes my stop
I overbooked the chalet.
All over but the shouting.