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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Santana
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Santana that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 94 misheard song lyrics for Santana on amIright currently.
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"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't run your back on my baby
You just might tickle all her G** d*** tricks.
You just might tickle all her G** d*** tricks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks.
You just might pick up my magic sticks.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'Cause you might just be the ultimate in cue sticks.
'Cause you might just be the ultimate in cue sticks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'Cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
'Cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on the grapefruit.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God-ness so fine I can see
Original Lyrics:
Got me so blind I can't see
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a bad mattress woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a bad tragic woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a black faggot woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a black matching woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a black midget woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a blackjack woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a flat magic wombat
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a rat pack woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a wac-ky woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a black magic woman
She tryin' to make a gerbil out of me.
She tryin' to make a gerbil out of me.
Original Lyrics:
I got a black magic woman
She tryin' to make a devil out of me.
She tryin' to make a devil out of me.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to take a pebble out of me.
Original Lyrics:
She's trying to make a devil out of me.
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop messin' 'round with your trance
Original Lyrics:
Stop messin' 'round with your tricks
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ted Turner back on me baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me baby
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to spit on me baby
Original Lyrics:
You got your spell on me baby
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your smell on me baby, yeah you got your smell on me baby
Original Lyrics:
You got your spell on me baby, yeah you got your spell on me baby
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You put a smell on me, baby
Original Lyrics:
You put a spell on me, baby
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You put a spill on me, baby
Original Lyrics:
You put a spell on me, baby
"Everybody's Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the clown
Terrible to all get some.
Terrible to all get some.
Original Lyrics:
See it now
Time for you to all get down.
Time for you to all get down.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheech and Chong and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gene and Joe and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina Jones and a dog named Who.
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina Jones and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find somebody to hold me and feel like a clown
Original Lyrics:
I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean and John and a poodle, too
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My house is dark and my buns are cold.
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My house is dark and my thoughts are cold.
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold.
Pots, refers to what you cook with...the woman has not cooked anything to eat, hence the cold pots.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My master's dog and my pots of gold
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The house is dark and my buns are cold.
or
My house is warm and my buns are cold
or
My house is warm and my buns are cold
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Cheater Joe and a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Cheech and Chong and-a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and uh uno too
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gene and John and, uh, Ono too
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gina Jones and uh who knows who.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gina, Joe, and a-who knows who.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-who knows who.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a boh la to
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and a-who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a buloo too.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-moono too
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-who-knows-who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Cain and Job and Unamuno too.
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jenny Jones and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Tina Jones and a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and a-who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With cheating Joan and uh who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to change your eagle’s waist
Original Lyrics:
You got to change your evil ways
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to change your underwear baby
Original Lyrics:
You got to change your evil ways baby
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheating John and uh, Ono, too
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheating Jones and uh, Ono, too
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
"Evil Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ve got today, baby
Original Lyrics:
You’ve got to change, baby
"Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All along, I've been the Nintendo
Original Lyrics:
All along, I've been the pretender
"Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna make this movie last
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make this moment last
"Hope You're Feeling Better" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hurt your baby brother.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you're feeling better.
"Hope You're Feeling Better" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vish sashooo
or
Vidal Sassoon
or
Vicious cashew
or
Vidal Sassoon
or
Vicious cashew
Original Lyrics:
Is that you
"Maria, Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I looked up in the sky and
Hope for the day that I would die
Hope for the day that I would die
Original Lyrics:
Then I looked up in the sky
Hoping of days of paradise
Hoping of days of paradise
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I address to Mulan.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a mirage.
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I adjust a Milage.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a mirage.
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Chester Milage.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a mirage.
"No One to Depend On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got nobody, that I can depend on,
to drink White Lightning
to drink White Lightning
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got nobody, that I can depend on,
No tengo a nadie
No tengo a nadie
The second line is a Spanish translation of the first
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy oh come over - Believe, oh
Where no Bibles are - You're lying
Where no Bibles are - You're lying
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va - mi ritmo
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bueno paco pa, mi hijo
Bueno paco pa sriracha
Bueno paco pa sriracha
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va Mi ritmo
Bueno pa gozar Mulata
Bueno pa gozar Mulata
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on show me ya urethra.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va mi ritmo.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, come on back, that thing up.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va, mi ritmo.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you come a lot - mistreated
Way more parmesan - all right.
Way more parmesan - all right.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va - mi ritmo
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oye como va - my green girl
Bueno pa gosar - banana.
Bueno pa gosar - banana.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va - mi ritmo
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
It was originally performed by Tito Puente and not by Santana (altho *their* version is more commonly known).
"Oye Como Va" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perry Como rock, is better
Than Frank Sinatra rock, it's gotta.
Than Frank Sinatra rock, it's gotta.
Original Lyrics:
Oye como va - mi ritmo
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
Bueno pa gosar - mulata.
"Posada (Pilgrimage to Bethlehem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearing the bells for King Kong
Original Lyrics:
Hearing the bells go ding-dong
"She's Not There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's my babe.
She's my babe.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there.
She's not there.
"The Fact of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's got to beat up that brat before the show is over,
Baby, such are the facts of love.
Baby, such are the facts of love.
Original Lyrics:
Someone's got to clean up their act before the show is over,
Baby, such are the facts of love.
Baby, such are the facts of love.
"Why Don't You And I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lung-sick puppet chasten you and drown
Original Lyrics:
Like a love-sick puppy chasing you around
Featuring Chad Kroeger on vocals.
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a dream but it turned to dust
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around Satan was a hooter
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around Satan was a hooter
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream but it turned to dust
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around fate must have woke her
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
And what I thought was love that must have been lust
I was living in style when the walls fell in
And when I played my hand I looked like a joker
Turn around fate must have woke her
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a drink but it turned too dark
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream but it turned to dust
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was living in smile
When I waltzed right in
When I waltzed right in
or
I was living alone
With the Waltz Berlin
With the Waltz Berlin
or
I was living alone
With the Waltz Berlin
With the Waltz Berlin
Original Lyrics:
I was living in style
When the walls fell in
When the walls fell in
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm willing, I'm willing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm winning, I'm winning.
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, fakin' Mr. Wonka.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, fate must have woke her.
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned around Satan must have woke up,
'cause lady luck s**t was out the door.
'cause lady luck s**t was out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around fate must have woke her
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door.
Cause lady luck she was waiting outside the door.
"Winning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I thought was gold,
it must've been dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
it must've been dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream,
but it turned to dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
but it turned to dust.
What I thought was love,
it must've been lust.
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