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"Breakdown Dead Ahead" (MP3)
Danger, there's a breakdown that I had
(And/then just) maybe you're the way above your head
Danger, there's a breakdown dead ahead
(And/then just) maybe you're in way above your head
Christmas in your eyes
Crystal sea of lights
Georgia, won't you telephone me dear?
Georgia, won't you tell them for me dear?
Georgia, you love to make an angel's heart run wild.
Gorgeous enough to make an angel's heart run wild
"Heart Of Mine"
Stop with the 'Nasty'.
Stop reminiscing.
"Heart of Mine"
What’s the use in crying?
What’s the use in trying?
"Hey Miss Sun"
I tried to hold you, but your boobs got in the way.
I tried to hold you, but the moon got in the way.
"Hollywood"
The way you read the crowd, the way you make them pay
You stepped in mid-scene a whole new way
No, I won't resist you now and even if I could
Hollywood just never sounded quite this good
I see your name lines, I see the same lines
It's in the cars and the wires
Broadway here she comes
You should be a natural though
Camera on, action, do it again
(Ooh, you know I gotta do it)
Barnaby, action, do it again
(Yeah, gonna make you strong)
Camera on, action, do it again
(Ooh, you know I gotta do it)
Barnaby, action, do it again
(Get you this far)
No one had to tell you what your smile is for
You sure there's not enough for me, no fancy floor.
Now she did this and she did that
You're all the ladies' talk
Now they long enough for you goes on, goes on
Holy Moses and Holy Moses
She's in the Times Square
Faster from the skies
Make you cheat immoral lies
(CHORUS)
They gave you 5 stars
It's into me-cars
It's into poor-divide
Who'll never be the same
You get in immoral game
(CHORUS repeat to end)
The way you read the crowd, the way you make them pay
You stepped in and did the scene a whole new way
No one would resist you now and even if they could
Hollywood just never had it quite this good
I see your name in lights, I see them standing in line
They send the cards and the wine
Broadway here she comes
You should be a natural
Camera, action, do it again
(Ooh, anyway I gotta do it)
What a reaction, do it again
(Yeah, gonna make you a star)
Camera, action, do it again
(Ooh, anyway I gotta do it)
What a reaction, do it again
(To get you this part)
No one had to tell you what your smile was for
You sure there's not an uncle name of Barrymore
Now she did this and she did that
You are the latest talk
Now there lining up for you around the block
Throwing roses and Holy Moses
Even the Times say
Sparks fell from the skies
That gets you immortalized
Camera, action, do it again
(Oh, anyway I gotta do it)
What a reaction, do it again
(Yeah, I'm gonna make you a star)
Camera, action, do it again
Ooh, anyway I gotta do it)
What a reaction, do it again
(To get you this part)
They gave you 5 stars, they're sending big cars
And Sunset Boulevard will never be the same
You give it a brand new name
Camera, action, do it again
(Ooh, anyway I gotta do it)
What a reaction, do it again
(Yeah, I'm gonna make you a star)
Camera, action, do it again
(Ooh, anyway I gotta do it)
What a reaction, do it again
(To get you this part)
Camera, action, do it again
(Ooh, anyway I gotta do it)
What a reaction, do it again
(To get you this part)
Camera, action, do it again
What a reaction, do it again
Camera, action, do it again
What a reaction, do it again
Camera, action, do it again
What a reaction, do it again
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My best effort for misheard lyrics and favourite Boz Scaggs' song. Boz mumbles the words so well I was lucky to understand one line! But I love the rhythm and the beat!
"JoJo"
But who just has to love you
For looking the wrong way out loud
But who'd just as soon off you
For looking the wrong way as not
"JoJo"
Georgia, dig those Broadway nights
JoJo, dig those broadway nights
"JoJo"
Playoff games and dizzy lights
Way out games and dizzy heights
"JoJo"
Topo Gigio, Minnie Mouse
JoJo dig those spinning lights.
Guido, oh oh loh oh!
Lido, oh oh oh oh!
He's for the money
He's for the show
Bleed all the way home.
He's for the money
He's for the show
Lido's waiting for the go.
Just long enough to grab a handful off the tart.
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top.
Just long enough to grab a handful off the top.
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top.
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top
Just long enough to grab a handful off the top
Lee will be runnin', havin' big big funny til he got the note
Sayin' 'told a line and I walk' and that was all he wrote.
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun til he got the note
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
Leo, oh, oh, oooooh, oh, oh
Lido, oh, oh, oooooh, oh, oh
Leo, whoa oh oh oh oh whoah.
Lido, oh oh oh oh!
"Lido Shuffle"
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun til he got the note
Sayin' Georgia line or bust' and that was all she wrote.
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun til he got the note
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
"Lido Shuffle"
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun till he got the note
Sayin' "toe the line or blow it" and that was all she wrote.
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun till he got the note
Sayin' "toe the line of law" and that was all she wrote.
Lido misspoke that day he left the shack
Lido missed the boat that day he left the shack
Lido's waitin' for Milton Berle.
Lido's waitin' for another go, Lido.
Neato, who-o-o-oa.
Lido, oh oh oh oh!
Next stop Chi-Town Lido put the mic down and let it roll
Next stop Chi town, Lido put the money down, let 'em roll
Next stop, Chinatown
Next stop, Chi-town
Nimoy
Lido
As in Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr. Spock on the original Star Trek.
One for the money, two for the show
Three to go-o-o-o.
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's waitin' for the go.
One more child gonna get it
One last child gonna get it
One more for the road.
One more job gonna get it
One last job 'fore we quit it
One more for the road.
One more for the load
One more for the road
One more sparrow
One more for the road
One overload
(later)
One more overload
One for the road
(later)
One more for the road
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold
Peas porridge waitin' for oh, oh, oh, oh
Lido.
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's waitin' for the go
Lido.
Sayin “toe the line or walk”, and that was all she wrote.
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
Sayin' 'tow the liner bloat' and that was all she wrote.
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
This jar of eggnog'll do it
This joint, ain't nothin' to it
Till he got the note, sayin'
'Toe the line of love'
and that was all he wrote
Till he got the note, sayin'
'Toe the line or blow it'
and that was all he wrote
Toledo, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh
We don't miss the Pope that day he left the shack
But that was all we missed, and he ain't coming back.
Lido missed the boat that day he left the shack
But that was all he missed, and he ain't comin' back.
"Look What You've Done To Me" (MP3)
And love, you had a line on me
Leaving me to feel this way.
Oh, love, you wouldn't lie to me
Leading me to feel this way.
"Look What You've Done To Me" (MP3)
And love, you had a line on me
Leaving me to feel this way
Oh, love, you wouldn't lie to me
Leading me to feel this way
"Look What You've Done To Me" (MP3)
Eyes like fire in the night
Britches burning with delight.
Eyes like fire in the night
Bridges burning with their light.
"Look What You've Done To Me" (MP3)
Love, look what you done to me
I never thought I fart again so easily.
Love, look what you done to me
Never thought I'd fall again so easily.
"Look What You've Done To Me" (MP3)
Love, look what you done to me
Never thought I'd fornicate so easily
Love, look what you done to me
Never thought I'd fall again so easily
A Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper meal
I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder why
Got to have a job for this
"Jaws" for that
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
Got to have a jump rope for Janice just for that.
Got to have a Jones for this, Jones for that.
Hey son, better come back around
To the sad, old train, the dirty lowdown
Hey son, better get back to town
Face the sad, old truth, the dirty lowdown
I swear she must believe it's all h*** and sin
I swear she must believe it's all heaven sent
I wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, I
I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder why
Leroy, gonna get this check around
To the sad sad train, the dirty Lowdown.
Hey, boy, you better bring the chick around
To the sad truth, the dirty lowdown.
This doggy dog is just as sure as gets old
Gotta have a job for this, a job for that
It's this runnin' with the Jonses bar
Just ain't where it's at.
This dog eat dog existence sure is getting old
Got to have a Jones for this Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at.
This doggy dog is just as sure as gets old
Gotta have a jump rope for Janice just for that
But she's runnin' with the jump rope
Boy, it just ain't where it's at.
This dog eat dog existence sure is getting old
Got to have a Jones for this Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at.
Trying to make it two years
And turn a maybe to a yes
Turn on that old love light And try to make it through the years
Turn on that old love light And turn a maybe to a yes
Wonder-Wonder-Wonder-Wonderama
I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder why
Close the window, come and lie.
or
Close the window, come alive.
or
Close the window, Carmelite.
or
Close the window, Carmelite.
Close the window, calm the light.
Close the window, come alight.
Close the window, calm the light.
Close the window, come and lie
or
Close the window, Carmelite
or
Close the window, Carmelite
or
Close the window,turn on the light
or
Close the window,turn on the light
Close the window, calm the light
Close your eyes and see.
or
Close your eyes, Aimee.
Close your eyes Amie.
On the shore of dreams
We'll take us out to sea.
On the shore a dream
Will take us out to sea.
Throw it to the wind.
Thrown into the wind
On his Greatest Hits dvd, the lyrics are slightly more intelligible!