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Can't be a boose hound
What about the long run
Can't be a fool son
What about the long run?
Can't be a foothunch
What about the bong hit?
or
Can't be a noodle
What about the Shaman?
or
Can't look a dude buns
Homos will rule the world, hun.
Can't be a fool son
What about the long run?
Can't be seducin'
What about the long run?
Can't be a fool, son
What about the long run?
Can't hit a bull-sun,
what about the wrong run?
Can't be a fool son,
what about the long run?
Charlie you're my angel
Shorty you're my angel
Closer than my beef cigar to me
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Closer than my briefs, you are to me.
Closer than my peeps, you are to me.
Closer than my feet you are to me
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Closer than my peepshow are to me.
Closer than my peeps you are to me.
Closer than my penis you are to me
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Colonel Sanders, I may not be here
Girl, in spite of my behavior
Come and see if my behavior
Girl, in spite of my behavior
Don't cement my feet before you leave.
Closer than my peeps you are to me.
Girl you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl you're my pixie-hearted dream.
Girl you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need.
Girl you're my friend and I'm your knee
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need
Girl you're my friend when I'm wit' weed.
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need.
Girl you're my mending when I bleed, lady
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my pips you are to me, baby.
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby.
If the incorrect lyrics were right, it would mean closer than my watermelon seeds you are to me!?
Girl, you're my patient
Girl, you're my angel
Go, your my angel, your my darlin' angel
You smell my feet when they're stinky
Marty, your my angel, your my damn angel
Your my pen on my knees
Fried eggs.
Girl, you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, Baby
Shorty you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need
Baby.
Grill you're my angel, my dartin' angel
Closure than my peeps you are to me, Baby
Shorty you're my angel, my dartin' angel
Girl you're my friend when I'm in heat, Baby
Girl, you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, Baby
Surely you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, Baby
Shorty your my angel
or
Horny your my angel
or
Horny your my angel
Surely you're my angel
I'm not the type to make a solitary motion.
Not the type to mess around with her emotion.
It's all good when your living in beer can
Down with the boots on, what about the llama?
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run?
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Let's watch Charlie's Angels
You're my darling angel
Life is one big party when you're Neil Young
But who's gonna have you back when it's all done
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all done
Looking mash up, Shorty always a mention.
Looking back, Shorty always a mention.
Please smell my feet before you leave
Closer than my peeps you are to me
See my girls in their underwear.
See the girls in the underworld.
She was there through my constipation,
I wanna show the nation my dedication
She was there through my incarceration,
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Shirley, you're the angel of the morning, Angel.
Shorty, you're the angel, you're my darling angel.
Surely, you're my angel.
Shorty, you're my angel.
This one goes out to all the girls in underwear
This one goes out to all the girls that own the world
You're my dog named Angel
Your my darlin' Angel
You're my doggin' angel
Your my darlin' Angel
You're my dolly
You're my darling
You're on Charlie's Angels
You're my darling, angel
Esta Loba Loba
Mr. Lover Lover
Gingko Biloba Biloba
Mr. Lover Lover
Gink-a Loba Loba
Mr. Lover Lover
I'm Boombastic,
telly's fantastic
I'm Boombastic
say me fantastic
I'm Mr. Boombastic
I'm very funtastic
And I'm driving down mystic road.
I'm Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic
'Touch me in me back', she says.
It's a bombastic semi elastic
Mr Boombastic very fantastic
Just like a turtle crawlin' out of Michelle
Just like a turtle crawlin' outta me shell
Mr. Lubber Lubber
Mr. Lover Lover
Mr. Mother F***er
Mr. Lover Lover
Mr. Motorola
Mr. Lover Lover
Mr. Oompa Loompa
Mr. Lover Lover
Of the younger young girl, who can ring my bill
And I will take rejections so you tell me go to well
Of the younger young girl, who can ring my bell
And I will take rejections so you tell me go to hell
She call me Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
push it down the hill,
and watch me sausage roll..
She call me Mr. Boombastic
say me fantastic,
touch me on me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro..
She call me Mr. Boombastic, semi-fantastic
Touch me on the mattresses a Mr. Ro..
She call me Mr. Boombastic, say me fantastic
Touch me on me back, she say I'm Mr. Ro..
She call me Mr. Boombastic, simply fantastic, watch the way me botulism Mr. Ro...
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me on me back she say I'm Mr. Ro...
She say I'm Mr Boombastic, tummy fantastic
She say I'm Mr Boombastic, say me fantastic
She touch me on the butt (she says boom boom boom).
She touch me on my back (she says boom boom boom).
They call Mr. Ruuude
She say I'm Mr. Ro..
You are the born enemy of the cheese
Fa me a razor, love ya the peas.
Well, you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice, well maybe you a the peas.
rigid as the best
rated as the best
From the way that she smelled
From the way that she smiled
Hear the discussion of sexin'
High heels gosh you look sexy
With some cheese, girl
Are you down with that?
Whips and chains, girl
Are you down with that?
We're gonna party 'til I break a toe
We're gonna party 'til the break of dawn
Jayla, I need to be sure
Come back and see me in two years or more
Hey love I need to be sure
Come back and see me in two years or more
(It was a dream)
(It wasn't me)
(There was a bee)
or
(There was a leaf)
or
(There was a Jeep)
(It wasn't me)
(Was it me?)
(It wasn't me)
(Washington, D.C.)
(It wasn't me)
Baby tell me that she caught me red-handed
Creepy with the girl next door
She came in, we were both caught
making love on the bathroom floor
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
"Love on the Bathroom Floor" is actually used in censored versions
Bangin' on the bathroom door
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Banging on the bathroom door
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner.
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna.
Hangin' from the bathroom door
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Honey came in and she caught me red handed bangin on the girl next door.
Picture this we were both butt naked layin on the bedroom floor.
How could I forget that i had given her an inch of me?
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.
Honey came in and she caught me red handed, creeping with the girl next door.
Picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor.
How could I forget that i had given her an extra key?
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Freakin with the girl next door
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin with the girl next door
Honey camen and she court me red handed
faking in the bath next door,
picture this we were both in fake-id,
cleaning up the bathroom floor,
how could I forget that I had given her some exicy,
all this time she was waiting there
she never lasted for more than a week,
oh shoulla ikka onna inna your villa,
you better clean it up or else she will kill you in a minute
Honey came in and she caught me red-hand
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
How could I forget
That I had given her an ecstacy
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
How could I forget I had given her an STD?
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget I had given her an engagement ring?
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget I had given her an extra tea?
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget I had given her an inch of meat
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget that I had give up our relationship?
How can I forget that I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget that I had given her an STD?
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget that I had given her an extra 'D'?
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget that I was in a relationship?
How can I forget that I had given her an extra key?
How could I forget that I was jiggin' with my next of kin?
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
How could I have forgotten I gave her HIV
How could I have forgotten I gave her an extra key
How could I've forget that I gave her an extra kiss?
How could I've forget that I gave her an extra key?
How you can give your woman access to your villain?
Stress and weakness while you cling to your pillar
You better watch your bath before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you call The Beano
OR
Let's review the situation that you call the peanut
(Later)
Never admit to Herbert she say
And if she claim a motor, baby, no way
(Later)
Heard the scream get louder, she said, "Oh, baby, so what?"
(Later)
All the little evidence, you'd better go to Mass
Wait for your answer, go overtime
But if she starts to run, you know you better run fast
How you can give your woman access to your villa?
Trespass and a-witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you caught up in, ah
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she stay a night, convince her stay a day
Never admit to a word when she say
And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"
(Later)
Heard the scream get louder, she stayed until it was over
(Later)
All the little evidence you better know to mask
Quick upon your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
"The Beano" is a title of a very popular British comic.
I don't know how the heck this happened
I don't know how I let this happen
If she say it's night
convince her that you're gay
If she say it's night,
convince her that it's day
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner.
There isn't any link or form to correct the incorrect lyrics.. there isn't even an answer or a link or the FAQ
Love on the bedroom floor
Banging on the bathroom floor
Making love on the bathroom floor
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
Dreamin' about the girl next door.
She caught me red-handed
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Oh, you're another woman, you're a winner
Oh, you've another woman access to your villa
Picture this I was looking at Playboy
Smearin' up my bed-room floor.
Picture this: We were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Picture this we were both butt naked,
hanging on the bathroom door.
Picture this we were both butt naked,
bangin' on the bathroom floor.
Picture this,
We were both partaking
Cleaning up the bathroom floor
Picture this,
We were both buck naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Cleaning up the bathroom floor.
or
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Dreaming on the bathroom floor.
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Picture this: we were both in aprons
Cleanin' up the bathroom floor
Picture this: we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
Editor's note: This actually isn't misheard; one is the album version and the other is a radio edit.
Picture us we were both in aprons
cleaning up the bathroom floor
Picture us, we were both butt naked
banging on the bathroom floor
Pitchin' this: Weed were boned butt n**ga
Bangin' on the bathroom whore.
Picture this: We were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Saw me pissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Saw me kissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Seeing is believing
so you better change your sex
Seeing is believing
so you better change your specs
She caught me one-handed
banging on the bathroom door
She caught me red-handed
banging on the bathroom floor
She said our dealy was over
or
She said I did it when I was sober.
or
She said I did it when I was sober
or
She said it really was over
or
She said it really was over
She stayed until it was over
I saw a lyrics sites list: "She said our dealy was over" but the rest of the sites seemed to agree it was "She stayed until it was over" so I'm going with that as the correct lyrics.
She said our dinner over was.
She stayed until it was over.
She said, 'I think it was over.'
She stayed until it was over.
She thought it really was over.
She stayed until it was over.
We were both caught
making love on the bathroom floor
We were both but naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the Paas
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
Paas is a brand of Easter egg dye.
You know she's got a rump a***.
You know you better run fast.
You know she's got a rump arse
You know you better run fast
You may think that you're a failure
But you're pumping in love.
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost.
You may think that you're a player
But you're f***ing me up.
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost.
You may think that you're a player
But you're f**king in love
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
You may think that you're a player
But you're humping too long
You may thing think you're a player
But you can't be more wrong
Girl, you're unique.
Let me get a whiff of that sweet p***y.
Girl, you're unique.
Now let me take a whiff of that sweet physique.
Carolina, come wank with me.
OR
Carolina, come wank upon me.
Carolina, come wine upon me.
I say, down, baby girl
I said I love how you move
You just a rock to the rhythm and rhythm and the mood
And now you know, hey girl
I say young baby girl
I said I love how you move
You just a rock to the rhythm and rhythm and move
And now you know, di girl
Mark McGrath
Jump and prance
Oh Carolina
My love.
Jumping bra
Oh Carolina
My love.
Jump and prance
Oh Carolina is a girl, she don't want diamonds and pearls
(Later)
Bumper just move it to call your bluff
Oh Carolina is a girl, she deh pon top of di world
(Later)
Bumper just a move it just-a cause roadblock
Oh Carolina my love
Jumping prawns.
Oh Carolina my love
Jump and prance.
Oh Carolina my love
Jumping bronze
Oh Carolina my love
Jump and prance
Oh Carolina, I know the score county lost 3-4
Oh Carolina My love. Jump and prance
Oh Carolina, McGrath... John McGrath.
Oh Carolina my love Jump and prance.
Oh Carolina, my love, Bambra Grass
or
Oh Carolina, my love, jump across
or
Oh Carolina, my love, jump across
Oh Carolina, my love, jump and prance
or
Oh Carolina, you rass, bumba clat ( Jamaican terminology)
Two versions, radio edit and album cut
Oh Carolina, my love, jump and prance
or
Oh Carolina, you rass, bumba clat.
Oh Carolina, prowl off, jump and prance.
Oh Carolina, my love, jump for brats.
or
Oh Carolina, my love, jump in France.
Oh Carolina, my love, jump and prance.
Oh Carolina, my love, jump for brats
or
Oh Carolina, my love, jump in France
Oh Carolina, my love, jump and prance
Oh Carolina, my love, jump on grass
Oh Carolina, my love, jump and prance
Oh camel llama
Oh Carolina
Oh, color my lawn
Oh Carolina
Oh Carolina
Banana, jump from France.
Oh Carolina
My love, jump and prance.
Oh Carolina
C'mon, jump and run.
Oh, Carolina
My love, jump and prance.
Oh, Carolina
Ca ca la jump to France.
Oh, Carolina
Prowl off jump an' prance.
"Sexy Lady"
I like your clothes.
I like your flow.
"Strength Of A Woman" (MP3)
Dad is a woman.
God is a woman.
"Why You Treat Me So Bad" (MP3)
If it's screaming it's screaming like a demon
If it's scheming it's scheming like a demon