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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Allan Sherman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 29 misheard song lyrics for Allan Sherman on amIright currently.

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"Crazy Downtown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking pills down,
swallowing pills so we'll calm down
Original Lyrics:
Taking Miltown,
swallowing pills so we'll calm down
"Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight foot two, solid blue,
Five transistors, any shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Eight foot two, solid blue,
Five transistors in each shoe.
"Harvey & Sheila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a lei at
Pink and Lacey
Original Lyrics:
Bought a layette
Pink and lacey
"Headaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
See that announcer, he looks so fine
His head sure ain't like mine.
Original Lyrics:
See that announcer, he looks so fine
His head should ache like mine.
"Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
You remember Lynyrd Skynyrd
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
Original Lyrics:
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
The band Lynyrd Skynyrd reportedly took its name from a man named Leonard Skinner.
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Pernada
Original Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Granada
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am at the Ramada
Original Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Granada
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing baseball, cheat as bettah
Original Lyrics:
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my bunkmate, that's hilarious
Original Lyrics:
But my bunkmate has malaria
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cafe’s very entertaining
Original Lyrics:
Camp is very entertaining
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
He developed boys in ivy
Original Lyrics:
He developed poison ivy
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got tomate poisoning last night after dinner
Original Lyrics:
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am at Aunt Jemima
Original Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Granada
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Retarded
Original Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Granada
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am at enchilada
Original Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Granada
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I promise I will not meet Joyce
Original Lyrics:
I promise I will not make noise
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would even burp the hog and let it kiss me.
Original Lyrics:
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home, I ain't redundant
Original Lyrics:
Take me home, I hate Granada
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home, I hate Ramada
Original Lyrics:
Take me home, I hate Granada
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home, oh mother f****r.
Original Lyrics:
Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh.
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home, oh rubber ducky
Original Lyrics:
Take me home, oh muddah, fadduh
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home, oh rubber ducky
Original Lyrics:
Take me home, oh muddah, fadduh
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
This should spare ya
Original Lyrics:
This should scare ya
"Here's To The Crabgrass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Live like Pharaoh there
Original Lyrics:
Live like Thoreau there
"Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be guilty to me
Original Lyrics:
Bequeathed to me
"Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza"
Misheard Lyrics:
That hung on the family dream
Original Lyrics:
That hung on the family tree
"Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza"
Misheard Lyrics:
That hung when the family screamed
Original Lyrics:
That hung on the family tree
"Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza"
Misheard Lyrics:
That my old feline farther bequeathed to me
Original Lyrics:
That my old feline father bequeathed to me
"The 12 Gifts of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three polka-dot pajamas
Original Lyrics:
Green polka-dot pajamas

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