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So it's all John Hancock
So let's all join hands
Oh look out and bang your head
Oh look at the bangin' man
When we're mouths apart
When we're miles apart
"Cum On Feel The Noize" (MP3)
Wicked wah-wah, wah!
We get wild, wild, wild
As in the Vox Wah-Wah pedal, man! Holder's lyrics just don't cut the mustard.
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
And I don't wear white
And I don't know why
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Bird watch the boys
Girls, rock your boys
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Come on Cheerios
Cum on feel the noize
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
I mean don't worry
I'm in no hurry
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
I'm mean don't worry
I'm in no hurry
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
We go "Wow, wow, wow" at your door
So you think we have a lousy time, well you should know better
And I don't know why, I just don't know why
And you say I got a dirty mine, well I'm a big go-getter
We get wild, wild, wild at your door
So you think we have a lazy time, well you should know better
And I don't know why, I just don't know why
And you say I got a dirty mind, well I'm a mean go-getter
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
We'll get wild on rocks
We'll get wild, wild, wild
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
We’ll get more riled up
We’ll get wild, wild, wild
Except for me too
Except for we two
It won't even slow
It won't even show
If Stanley's in New Orleans
It still seems so unreal
"Get Down and Get with It" (MP3)
I said a-get down get with it and do the dirt
I said a-get down get with it and do the jerk
I like 'em so young, so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
"Hey Ho Wish You Well"
Hey ho wishing well
Hey ho wish you well
"How Does It Feel?" (MP3)
A new sensation
And new temptations
And how we get Kelly away
And how we get carried away
"Let's Call It Quits"
It's pickin' up the two
It's big enough for two
"Lock Up Your Daughters" (MP3)
Lock up your doctors somehow
Lock up your daughters somehow
But we disagree
But we don't agree
They intentionally misspell words on a lot of their song titles (especially those later covered by Quiet Riot, "Cum on Feel the Noize" and "Mama Weer All Crazee Now").
"Mama Weer All Crazee Now" (MP3)
A you tease me and all my ladies deserve me
A you tease me and all my ladies desert me
"Mama Weer All Crazee Now" (MP3)
Another drop of color
Another drop now come on
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Are you hanging up a coffin on your wall?
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Are you hanging up your turkey on the wall?
Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Do the fairies keep a snowball for a day?
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Do the fairies keep him sober 'cause he's gay?
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a terd up on his sleigh?
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on a sleigh.
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
There's a turnip on his sleigh.
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on his sleigh.
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does your granny always tell ya,
That her old thongs are the best?
Does your granny always tell ya,
That the old songs are the best?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and spreading Covid with the rest
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old socks are the best?
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
It's only just a gun
It's only just begun
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
It's the time that every Santa has a bottle
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him over for a day?
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa's balls?
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
When you land upon your head are you insane?
When you land upon your head then you've been slayed
"My Baby Left Me"
You know she wrecked me
You know she left me
My friend Jack’s got a grape in his crack
My friend Jack’s got an ache in his back
My friend Stan’s got a fungal old man
Oh yeah
My friend Stan’s got a funny old man
Oh yeah
So let's all sing together my oh my
You've got troubles of your own,
no need to face them on a bone
So let's all swing together my oh my
You've got troubles on your own,
no need to face them all alone
So let's sew strings together, my oh my.
So let's all swing together, my oh my.
"Radio Wall of Sound" (MP3)
I love that boy
I love that noise
All thanks to everyone,
Run, runaway.
All things to everyone,
Run, runaway.
Eely comedian lying there in the sun
or
Sealy chameleon lying there in the sun
See the chameleon lying there in the sun
Good news for everyone,
Run, runaway.
All things to everyone,
Run, runaway.
Hey, chameleon
Lying there in the sun.
See the chameleon
Lying there in the sun
I like black and white
My TV's black and white
I like black and white
Dreaming in black and white
I like black-and-white
3-D black-and-white.
I like black-and-white
Dreaming of black-and-white.
If you got a crush,
Don't pee around the bush.
If you've got a crush
Don't beat around the bush.
If you've got a crush
Don't be an octopus.
If you've got a crush
Don't beat around the bush.
Oh, now can't you play?
(No, no, c'mon and pray)
Oh, the games you play
Run, runaway.
Oh, now can't you wait?
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
Oh, now can't you wait?
(No, no, can hardly wait!)
Oh, now can't you wait?
Run, run away.
Oh, now can't you wait?
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
Oh, now catch a wave
No, no, come on away
Oh, now catch a wave
Run Runaway
Oh, now can't you wait
Love don't come on a plate
Oh, now can't you wait
Run Runaway
See a comedian lying there in the sun.
See the chameleon lying there in the sun.
Seek a million
Lying there in the sun.
See the chameleon
Lying there in the sun.
"Skweeze Me Pleeze Me" (MP3)
You don't make it easy
You're learnin' it easy
"Skweeze Me Pleeze Me" (MP3)
You got one wrong
You got one walk
"Standing on the Corner"
Standing on the corner,
Headbang on a Hill!
Standing on the corner,
Handbag on the hip
A superman comes to meet you
He looks like a slice of beef
A superman comes to meet you
He looks twice the size of me
We can find paint and glue.
And if we can find plenty to do.
"Thanks for the Memory"
Have Van Helsing on your knee
Have a housemaid on your knee
"We'll Bring the House Down" (MP3)
Turn the mega bombs way up loud
Turn the megawatts way up loud