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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Social Distortion

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Social Distortion that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 14 misheard song lyrics for Social Distortion on amIright currently.

"Bad Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're dumb like there ain't no God,
and you're better off stayin' home
Original Lyrics:
You tell 'em that there ain't no God,
that they're better off standin' alone
"Ball and Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And MTV, a bottle of gin
Original Lyrics:
An empty bottle of gin
"Ball and Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade, Gatorade
Original Lyrics:
Take away, take away
"Born to Lose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hangover in a black guy
Original Lyrics:
A hangover and a black eye
"Dear Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn llama
Give me one last painful kiss.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Lover
Give me one last painful kiss.
"Far Behind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a friend of Billy Klein
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid you've been declined
"Footprints On My Ceiling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bogart, dig us from the past.
Original Lyrics:
Pull gardenias from her hair.
"Mommy's Little Monster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mommy's little monster shoots like a drain.
Original Lyrics:
Mommy's little monster shoots methadrine.
"Ring Of Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The taste of love is sweet
But hurts like I was meat.
Original Lyrics:
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet.
"Ring of Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell into a poignant ring of fire.
Original Lyrics:
I fell into a burning ring of fire.
"Telling Them" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the policemen with short hair
We'll have to hide out of fear.
Original Lyrics:
I hope the police won't show up here
We'll have to hide out of fear.
"The Creeps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fears and your tears
I touch you in your sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Your fears and your tears
I'll taunt you in your sleep.
"The Creeps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fears and your tears
I touch you in your sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Your fears and your tears
I'll taunt you in your sleep.
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus come, she's under my thumb.
Original Lyrics:
Change has come, she's under my thumb.

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