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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Spin Doctors that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 102 misheard song lyrics for Spin Doctors on amIright currently.
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"Cleopatra's Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My girlfriend's cat is taller than me
or
My girlfriend's cat is smaller than me
or
My girlfriend's cat is smaller than me
Original Lyrics:
My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me
"Cleopatra’s Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So he front 'em to Marc Anthony
Original Lyrics:
So he front 'em to Mark Antony
"How Could You Want Him?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How could you order when you know you're Corinna May?
Original Lyrics:
How could you want him when you know you could have me?
Corinna May is a blind German Grand Prix singer.
"Jimmy Olsen Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a pocket full of crystal light
Original Lyrics:
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
"Jimmy Olsen's Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'll talk to my Andy Richt(er)
Original Lyrics:
I think I'll talk to my analyst
"Jimmy Olsen’s Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t think I can hammer this
Original Lyrics:
I don’t think I can handle this
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bliss, a little bliss kept me rolling
or
A little bliss, a little bliss kept me running
or
A little bliss, a little bliss kept me running
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had some butter
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a dollar
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are gonna make you come
Original Lyrics:
Are gonna make you cough
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a hell of a lot harder since the pitch went down
or
Been a hell of a lot harder since the ditch came down
or
Been a hell of a lot harder since the witch left town.
or
Been a hell of a lot harder since the ditch came down
or
Been a hell of a lot harder since the witch left town.
Original Lyrics:
Been a whole lot easier since the b*tch left town.
The sexism of the line is obscured because it is so hard to understand. Be wary if you want to hear it again.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a whole lot easier since the kids left town.
Original Lyrics:
Been a whole lot easier since the b***h left town.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarettes, Cigarettes, Cigarettes make you cough
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss can't be wrong
There is one line in the song which *does* say "cigarattes make you cough", but not in the chorus.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon candy bra
Original Lyrics:
Little miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta miss, gotta miss campy romp
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope them silly rats are gonna make you coffee.
Original Lyrics:
I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a whole lot easier since the witch left town.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a whole lot easier since the b**ch left town.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter S, letter S
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Camping Frog
Original Lyrics:
Little miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Candy Bra
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Candy Brown
Original Lyrics:
Little miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Candy Frog
Original Lyrics:
Little miss Can't-Be-Wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Tenderoni
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Ken and Barbie
or
Little miss campin' frog
or
Little miss Cathy Rock
or
Little Miss Carefree Gum
or
Little Miss candy doll
or
Little Miss candy doll
Original Lyrics:
Little miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss Candy Sproggin
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss Cap and Gown
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little miss can't be wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss Casserole
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss Can't-Be-Wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Candy roll!
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little miss can't be wrong.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss
Can't Be Bought
Can't Be Bought
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss
Can't Be Wrong
Can't Be Wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little miss camping ground
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little miss can't be wrong.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss
Little Miss, take me home
Little Miss, take me home
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little mess, little mess
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Other people thought you ate their hand-me-downs.
Original Lyrics:
Other people's thoughts they ain't your hand-me-downs.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She holds a choco
Original Lyrics:
She holds a shotgun
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shmi holds the shotgun while you po-ta-to
Original Lyrics:
She holds your shotgun while you do-si-do
"Mary Jane" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll poop outside
I want a dancer
I want a dancer
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Bob sighed
he would not answer
he would not answer
"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
The right time, the wrong amoeba
Original Lyrics:
The right time, roll to me
"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
The right time, the wrong amoeba
Original Lyrics:
The right time, the wrong me
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like the terminator,
Just go ahead, now
Just go ahead, now
Original Lyrics:
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead, now
Just go ahead, now
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like to call me later
Original Lyrics:
And if you want to call me baby
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like to tell me, baby
Original Lyrics:
And if you like to tell me maybe
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you want to call me Mavis
Just go ahead now.
Just go ahead now.
Original Lyrics:
And if you want to call me Baby
Just go ahead now.
Just go ahead now.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Francis, Francis, do I know you?
Original Lyrics:
Princes, princes who adore you
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some Cilla in his jacket
And in his head now
You marry him, your father will control you
How about Dad now?
And in his head now
You marry him, your father will control you
How about Dad now?
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How about that now?
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How about that now?
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some symbol on his jacket
or
Got some Godzilla 'pon his jacket
or
Got some Godzilla 'pon his jacket
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some big sin upon his jacket.
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some big spit up on his jacket.
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some mix here upon his jacket
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some mix in a bomber jacket
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some mixey love on his jacket.
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some pig swill upon his jacket
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some pixie leaf 'pon his jacket
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got some big seal up on his jacket
or
He's got some syrup on his jacket
or
He's got some syrup on his jacket
Original Lyrics:
Got some big seal upon his jacket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no future or famentry
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got no future or family tree
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not a prince who won the lottery
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna pitch another hard to be.
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna put another heart to bits,
I don't wanna put another heart to bits
I don't wanna put another heart to bits
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna really try that hard to pee.
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a prince, another heart should be
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a prince, another heart to beat
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want put you in my arms again
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna beats a bailey heart could be.
or
I know what I'm thinkin' and I got to pee
or
I know what I'm thinkin' and I got to pee
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what a bitch a lovin' heart can be
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what a pretty lover hard to be.
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what a prison lover ought to be.
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
You don't hear that many happy pop songs about prison rape.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one who put your lover on TV.
Original Lyrics:
I know what a Prince and lover ought to be.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one who puts your little heart to beat
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marry him, you f*** up, we'll condone you.
Original Lyrics:
Marry him, your father will condone you.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Murray Head, Marley & Me
Original Lyrics:
Marry him or marry me?
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One goes down into his pockets
Original Lyrics:
One has diamonds in his pockets
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One has damage in his pockets.
Original Lyrics:
One has diamonds in his pockets.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Princes, princes two adore you
Original Lyrics:
Princes princes who adore you
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Princess, Princess, Luke adores you
or
Princess, Princess Sue adore you
or
Princess, princess who abhor you
or
Princess, princess, ooh, adore you
or
Princess, princess, ooh, adore you
Original Lyrics:
Princes, princes who adore you
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sally Field want to call me baby
Just colored hair now
Just colored hair now
Original Lyrics:
Say if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
Just go ahead now
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's not fair now
OR
Have some bread now!
(Later)
This one, he got a Prince new record
OR
Have some bread now!
(Later)
This one, he got a Prince new record
Original Lyrics:
That's some bread now
(Later)
This one, he got a princely racket
(Later)
This one, he got a princely racket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This one got the prince two rackets
That's what I said now
Got some big silly f**king jacket
That's what I said now
Got some big silly f**king jacket
Original Lyrics:
This one got a princely racket
That's what I said now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
That's what I said now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why ask? Diapers in his pockets
Original Lyrics:
One has diamonds in his pockets
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You f**k up, we'll disown you
Original Lyrics:
Your father will disown you
Heard it and knew it was wrong right away, but didn't know what the real lyric was.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You marry me, your father will disown you
You need his head now!
Marry him, marry me...
You need his head now!
Marry him, marry me...
Original Lyrics:
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
Marry him, marry me...
He'll eat his hat, now
Marry him, marry me...
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You marry me, your father will disown you
You're in his head now.
You're in his head now.
Original Lyrics:
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat now.
He'll eat his hat now.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father will disown you
You'll lead his head down
You'll lead his head down
Original Lyrics:
Your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat now.
He'll eat his hat now.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father will disown you--delete his head now.
Original Lyrics:
Your father will disown you. He'll eat his hat now.
"Two Princes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father will disown you.
You need his hand now.
You need his hand now.
Original Lyrics:
Your father will disown you.
He'll eat his hat now.
He'll eat his hat now.
"You Let Your Heart Go To Fast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to blow you on the way
But I don't wanna put a cent down
But I don't wanna put a cent down
Original Lyrics:
I want to blow you all away
But I don't want to put no
But I don't want to put no
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