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Abby, Abby Cadabby
Abra-Abracadabra
Abby Cadabby is a character from Sesame Street. (But she did not exist in 1982, when this song came out. Therefore, this mishearing may not be plausible.)
Abra, Abracadabra
I'm gonna freak out and stab ya.
Abra, Abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya.
Abra-abra-cadabra
I'm gonna really blow ya head off.
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya.
Abra-abra-cadabra
I wanna reach out to grandma.
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya.
Adidas, I can't cool down.
I heat up, I can't cool down.
Afro, afro on Debra
Abra-Abracadabra
Aggra-aggra-cadever
Abra-Abracadabra
Angel, angel or devil
Abra-abracadabra
Black Bettys with an injured face.
Black panties with an angel's face.
Black Paddies with an angel's face.
Black panties with an angel's face.
Black panties with a baby's face
Black panties with an angel's face
Black panties with a ninja's face
Black panties with an angel's face.
Black panties with an Indian's face.
Black panties with an angel's face.
Black peniss with an angel's face
Black panties with an angel's face
Black pennies with a ninja's face
Black panties with an angel's face
Camera, camera cadever
Abra-Abracadabra
Daria, I can't go down
I heat up, I can't cool down
Debra, Debra, oh Debra, I wanna reach out and grab ya'!
Abra, Abra cadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya'!
Edna, Edna Krabappel
Abra-abracadabra
Edna Krabappel was Bart Simpson's school teacher. But this song was written LONG before the Simpsons came into existence, this mishearing is not plausible (certainly you wouldn't have heard this when the song was brand new!).
Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning plane.
Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning flame.
Fajitas, they can't cool down.
I heat up, I can't cool down.
Have fun, have fun with Teflon
Abra-Abracadabra
Hurry up!
I can't cool down
My head is spinning round and round
I heat up,
I can't cool down,
My head is spinning round and round
I eat up, I can't go down
I heat up, I can't cool down
I feel the magic in your cool dress,
I feel the magic when I touch your breasts.
I feel the magic in your caress,
I feel the magic when I touch your dress.
I feel the magic when I touch your breast
I feel the magic when I touch your dress
I see magic in your eyes
I feel the magic in your thighs
I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
I see the magic in your size
I see the magic in your sighs
I'm gonna reach out and crack ya
I'm gonna reach out and grab ya
I’m a, I’m a cadaver
Abra-abracadabra
Lettuce and tomato
Leather and lace
Silk and Satin, leather and lace.
Black panties with an angel’s face
Silk and satin, leather and lace.
Black panties, throw them in your face.
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black fannies with an angel's face.
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face.
Somethin's happenin', leather and lace.
Black panties with an inch of space
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face
Something's happenin', leather and lace
Black panties with an angel space.
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face.
With the touch of a Belgian glow
With the touch of a velvet glove
With the touch of a Belkin glove.
With the touch of a velvet glove
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Eat the babies, who don't have enough to eat
Shoot the children, with no shoes on their feet
A thousand people, living in the street
Feed the babies, who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet
House the people, living in the street
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Eat the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Kill the children
For the shoes on their feet
Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Flies keep on flippin', flippin', flippin'
Into the future!
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Fly Like a beagle....to the sea
or
Fly like an eagle, 2-0-3
or
Fly like an eagle, 2-0-3
Fly like an eagle, to the sea
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Fly like an eagle, Tennessee
Fly like an eagle, to the sea
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Fly like the Negro
Spill my tea.
Fly like an eagle
'Til I'm free.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
How's the people living in the street?
House the people living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
How's the people living in the street?
House the people, living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
How's the people?
Livin' in the street.
House the people
Livin' in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
I wanna fly like Amigo.
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
I wanna fly like a Negro.
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
I wanna fry up an eagle
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
I want to die like an Negro.
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
I want to fly like a Negro.
I want to fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
I want to fly like a weasel, to the sea.
I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
I'm gonna shoot the children, with no shoes on their feet.
I want to shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Shoo the children with no shoes on their feet.
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Shoo the children.
Shoe the children.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Shoot the children with no shoes on their feet.
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Shoot the children with no shoes on their feet
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Show the children with no shoes on their feet.
Hounds and people living in the street.
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
House the people living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin'
Out of the creature.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Time Capsule '777', into the future.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Time keeps on seven, seven, seven
Into the future.
or
Time keeps on surfin', surfin', surfin'
Into the future.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my finger.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the fusion.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Time keeps on slurpin', slurpin', slurpin'
Into the future.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Tommy keeps on surfin' surfin' surfin'...to the future!
Tommy keeps on surfin' surfin' surfin'...to the future!
Gotta fry like a seagul on the sea
Fry like a seagull, let my spirit carry me sigh
Want to fry like a seagull, to be me
Oh-oh! Now there's a solution.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future
I want to fly like an eagle To the sea
Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly like an eagle Till I'm free
Oh, Lord, through the revolution.
"There's a solution" is actually mentioned at a different point in the song.
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Feed the babies
We don't have enough to eat
Show the children with no shoes on their feet
How's the people livin' in the street?
Oh, there's a solution
Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet
House the people livin' in the street
Oh, there's a solution
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Feed the babies
We don't have enough to eat
Show the children with no shoes on their feet
How's the people livin' in the street?
Oh, there's a solution
Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet
House the people living in the street
Oh, there's a solution
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Feed the babies
We don't have enough to eat
Show the children with no shows on their fee
How's the people livin' in the street?
Oh, there's a solution
Feed the babies, who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet
House the people living in the street
Oh, there's a solution
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Feed the baddies
Who don't have enough to eat
Wanna shoot the children
With no shoes on their feet
Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
I wanna fly like a Negro
To the scene
I wanna fly like an eagle
To the sea
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
I wanna fly like an evil to the sea
I wanna fly like an eagle to the sea
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
I wanna try like a beagle
I wanna fly like an eagle
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Into the picture
Into the future
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Kill the children
Shoe the children
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Oh no, there's a dilution
Oh, oh, there's a solution
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Tennessee
To the sea
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Time keeps on ticking
Time keeps on slipping
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Todd keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
"Fly like an eagle" (MP3)
Feed me baby, we all have enough to eat.
Shoo the children, with those shoes on their feet.
How's the people? Living in the streets?
Oh, oh there's a solution
Feed the babies, who don't have enough to eat.
Shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet.
House the people, living in the street.
Oh, oh there's a solution.
"Fly like an eagle" (MP3)
Fly like an noodle
Fly like an eagle
"Heart Like a Wheel"
Hot like a wheel
heart like a wheel
As I get on 7 through 7
As I get on the 707
The Boeing 707 is an American long-range narrow-body airliner produced by Boeing Commercial Airplanes, its first jetliner. Developed from the Boeing 367-80, a prototype first flown in 1954, the initial 707-120 first flew on December 20, 1957.
As I get to the 7-Eleven
As I get on the 7 on 7
Bacon cheddar lighthouse
Big old jet airliner
Baloney in my jacket liner
Big old jet airliner
Be all there at the lighthouse.
Big ol' jet airliner
Be gone, Chet Ahlinah.
Don't carry me over the bay.
Big old jet airliner.
Don't carry me too far away.
Beagle Jedi lineup
Big old jet airliner
Beego, Cher and Delilah
Big old jet airliner
Been in Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Benny Jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Better check the liner
Big old jet airliner
Big 'Ol Jed left the light on.
Big 'Ol Jet Airliner
Big 'ol chair that I'm lying on
Big old jet airliner
Big 'ol jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big 'ol jet had a light out.
Big old jet airliner
Big 'ol wet vagina
Big 'ol jet airlner
Big 'ole Chad Left the Light On,
Don't take my tooth far away
Big old jet airliner,
Don't take me too far away.
Big 'ole Jed and Eliza
Big ol' jet airliner
Big Dog Chad at the Lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jeb at the lineup
or
Bingo, Jed and Lila
or
Bingo Jed had a lighter
or
Big ol' Jed in a lighthouse
or
Big ole' North Carolina
or
We're gonna tear that line up
or
big hole smelled like a tuna
or
big old jed had a light on
or
We're gonna jam in a lighthouse
or
We don't carrot a light out
or
Big hotel had a line-up
or
We're going to get to South Carolina
or
Pick Jed Out Of The Line Up
or
There goes Jen and Eliza
or
Big ol' jet with the light on
or
Big 'ol Jed & Lionel
or
Big ol' Jed had to lie down
or
Big ole Jed's got a line up
or
Big ole' jail at lineup
or
Big Old Jet Haired Wino
or
Big ol' jed Carolina
or
Big old Jedi Wino
or
Bingo, Jed, and Delilah
or
Bingo Jed had the light on
or
We Goin' Ta Carolina
or
Big old chair with a light on
or
Big Hotel Atlanta
or
Big Hotel Atlanta
Big ol' jet airliner
Big Hotel Carolina
Big ol' Jet Airliner
Big Hotel o Lino
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Hotel with the lights on
Big ole jet airliner
Big O Jed outta 'Lina.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big O. jarred out of alignment.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big OJ in a Line-Up...
Big ol' Jet Airliner...
Big Ol' Jad had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big Ol' Jap in a lighthouse.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big Ol' Jeb is a whino.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big Ol' Jed and Lionel
Big Ol' jet airliner
Big Ol' Jed had a lighthouse.
Big old jet airliner
Big Ol' Jed on the Lino
Big Ol' Jet Airliner
Big Old Jed in a Lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Big Old Jedalina
Big old jet airlinah
Big Old Jim had a light-out
We gonna jam at a light-out
Big old jet airliner
Big Ole Jebb and the light out
Big old jet airliner
Big Ole Jet Carolina
Big Old Jet Airliner
Big Ole' Carolina
Big old jet airliner
Big armchair Carolina
Big old jet airliner
Big auction at the lighthouse
Don't carry me too far away
Big old Jet Airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Big bowl of jambalaya
Big old jet airliner
This song was NOT sung by the Doobie Brothers. They never performed it. It's a Steve Miller Band song all the way.
Big cool cat in the lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel and a lighter
Big old jet airliner
Big hotel and a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel at line, uhhh!
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel at the lighthouse
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel got a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
Big hotel had a liner.
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
Big hotel in Atlanta
Big ol' jet airliner...
Big hotel in Atlanta
Big old jet airliner
Big hotel in Nanaimo
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel that light up
Big old jet airliner
Big hotel with a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel with no lino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big hotel with the light on
Big old jet airliner
Big hotel, El Nido
Big ol' jet airliner
Big lawn chair and a rhino
Don't carry me to Father Wade.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Big oak chair with a light on
Big ole jet airliner
Big ol bad v*g**a
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol chair in a liner
Big ol' jet airliner.
Big ol' Aunt Jemimah
Don't carry me too far away
Big ol' Jet Airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Big ol' Aunt Jemima
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chad Adalina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chad Airliner
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chad and the wino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chad had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
Big ol' Chad had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chad had a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chad left the light on
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Chatalinah
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chet and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chet and the light out
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Chet left the light on.
or
Big ol' Chad had a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chet left the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Chet outa Linah
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jam and a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jan had her light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Janet Alynah
Big ole jet airliner
Big ol' Jap in a lineup
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Jared had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jeb had a light on.
Big ole jet airliner
Big ol' Jeb had a rhino.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jeb's got a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed Adeliner
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Jed ain't a night owl
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed and Alana
Big ol jet airliner
Big ol' Jed and Dehlilia
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed and Delilah
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed and Linus
Big ole jet airliner
Big ol' Jed and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' Jed and Lionel
Big 'Ol Jet Airliner
Big ol' Jed and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed and a night owl
Big ol' jet airlner
Big ol' Jed and the Rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed and the rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed had a lighthouse.
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Jed had a line out.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed had a line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed in a line-up
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Jed left a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed left the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jed with a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jedd had a light on
Big 'ol jet airliner
Big ol' Jedediah
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Jederalina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jedi Line Out
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jedi lighter
or
Big ol' Jed and Alidah
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jedi, Lionel.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jemimah
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' Jen had a light on.
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' Jerralina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' North Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' chair and light on
Don't make me poo in the bay.
or
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't take me too far away.
or
Big ol' jet airliner
Comin' for to take me to pay.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' chair on a rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' child in a line-up
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' cow and a rhino, don't carry me too far away...
Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away...
Big ol' gal with a light on
Ol' Gary was too far away.
or
Big ol' gal with a light on
Don't carry me too far today.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' hair Carolina
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' hairy vagina
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' jail and a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jam at the lighthouse
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' jam in a line up
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jambalaya
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' javalina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jealous rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jelly rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jelly roll-up
Big old jet airliner
Big ol' jet had a light out
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jet out of Atlanta
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jet outta 'lina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' jet outta line-a
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' panty liner
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' pantyliner
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ol' wet vagina
Big ol' jet air liner
Big ol' wet vagina
Big old jet airliner
Big old Aunt Jamima, don't carry me too far away.
Big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far away.
Bless you for providing the service!!
Big old Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Chad had eyeliner.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Chad left the light on.
Big old jet airliner
Big old Chet Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Chet and Lila.
Big old jet airliner.
Big old Chet at the lighthouse
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Chet had a light on
Big Old Jet Airliner
Big old Chet had a light on
Big Old Jet Airliner
Big old Jeb and Delilah
Big old jet airliner
Big old Jed and Elijah
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jed and Ira
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jed and Linah
big ol' jet airliner
"Lina" is pronounced "LEE-na", not "LIGH-na"
Big old Jed and Lina
big old jet airliner
Big old Jed and Lionel
Big old jet airliner
Big old Jed and Lyonel
Big old jet airliner
Big old Jed and a rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jed had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jed had a light out
Big ol' jet airliner...
Big old Jed had a light-on.
Big old jet airliner
Editor's note: The correct name of this song is just "Jet Airliner"; please note that "big ol(d)" is NOT part of the title.
Big old Jed had a lineup.
or
Big old Jed had Alana.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jed had a rhino.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jed in a liner.
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jed left a light on.
Big old jet airliner
Big old Jedalina
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jen and her lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old Jim and his rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old armchair in Idaho
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old bin liner.
Big old jet airliner.
Big old cat in a line-up.
Big old jet airliner.
Big old chair and a liner
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old chair and light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
Big old chair with a light on.
Big ol jet airliner
Big old genital rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old hairy vagina
Gonna wanna make you stay
Big old jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Big old jail with the lights on
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old jam at the lighthouse
Big ole jet airliner
Big old jam in the lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old jelly rhino
Big old jet airliner
Big old jelly rhino
Big old jet airliner
Big old jet elevator
Big old jet airliner
Big old jet outta Lyneham
Big old jet airliner
Big old jet's got it's lights on
Big ol' jet airliner
Big old joint and a lighter
Big old jet airliner
Big old scary vagina
Big old jet airliner
Big old train is a 'Lionel'.
Big old jet airliner
Big ole Aunt Jemima
Big ole jet airliner
Big ole Chad & Lyonel
Big old jet airliner
Big ole Chad at the lighthouse
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ole Jed and Elijah
Big ole jet airliner
Big ole Jed in a line-up.
Doug can't be too far away
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
Don't carry me too far away
Big ole cat on a liner
Big old jet airliner
Big ole cat scratched my eyes out.
Big ole jet airliner
Big ole jello rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
Big ole jet left its light on.
Big ole jet airliner
Big ole' Jed had a light on.
Big old jet airliner
Big ol’ cat and a lighter
Big ol' jet airliner
Big time Carolina.
Don't carry me too far away
Big old jet airliner.
Don't carry me too far away.
Big yellow highlighter
Big old jet airliner
Biggles, Chet, and Lana
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo Chair and a Lineup
Big ol' Jet Airliner
Bingo Chet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo Jam and a line-up
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo Jed had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo Jeff had a light on
Big ole' jet airliner
Bingo Jen had a light on.
Big old jet airliner
Bingo Jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo gentlemen on her
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo jet airliner
Big ol jet airliner
Bingo jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo's cat had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo's gettin' a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo, Chad, and Elijah
Big old jet airliner
Bingo, Jed and Linus. My boys are gonna carry me home
Big old jet airliner
Bingo, Jed and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Bingo, Jed, and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
Bingo, jet and the lighthouse
Big 'ol jet airlner
Bobo, dread Jah I now.
Big ol' jet airliner
Bought a chair in Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Bring Home Jan and Lionel
Big 'ol jet airlner
Bug old Jed and Lineo
Big ol jet airliner...
Dago, turn that light on.
Big old jet airliner
Diego, Chad and Alana
Big ol' jet airliner
Dig old Jed at a lineoff
Big old jet airliner
Dig that ol' wet vagina.
Big ol' jet airliner.
Digerro Jan and Lila
Big ol jet airliner...
Dingo Chad adolina
Big old jet airliner
Dingo Chad and the line up
Big old jet airliner
Dingo, Jed and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me to Paraguay.
Don't carry me too far away.
Don't pick Jed in a lineup
Don't carry him too far away
Don't pick Jed in a lineup
Cause it's you that's got to stay
Big ol jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Big ol jet Airliner
Cause's it's here that I've I got to stay.
Eagle Jet Airliner
Big ol' jet airliner
Even on out on the road
I've been down before
Ridin' along on this big ol' cafe
I've been thinkin' about my own
But my love life teams so far away
I feel like it's all been down.
Somebody's tryin' to make me say
You know I've got to be movin' on.
Leavin' home, out on the road
I've been down before
Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane
I've been thinkin' about my home
But my love light seems so far away
I feel like it's all been done.
Somebody's tryin' to make me stay
You know I've got to be movin' on.
Friday night I got cheers in my eye
Ridin' high I got tears in my eye
Friday night I got tears in my eyes
Ridin' high I got tears in my eyes
Friday night, I got tears in my eyes.
Ridin' high, I got tears in my eyes.
Friday night, got tears in my eyes
Ridin' high, got tears in my eyes
Funky chicks goin' down in the city.
Funky kicks goin' down in the city.
Editor's Note: The edited version (which is played on the radio) had "funky kicks", but the album version had the lyric "funky sh**".
He don't leave that light on.
Big old jet airliner
He haw whaa haaw waa ho
Don't take me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't take me too far away.
Hello there, Carolina.
Big ol' jet airliner
Hello, North Carolina!
Big ol' jet airliner.
Here go Jed and Elina.
Big ol' jet airliner
How I don't want to get locked up in any of that
Funky s**t goin' down in the city
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky kicks goin' down in the city
There are two different versions of this song, so both of these second lines are correct
I might get rich, you know I might get invested.
I might get rich, you know I might get busted.
I might get rich; no, I might get busted.
I might get rich, you know I might get busted.
Jingle Jangle Lino
or
Jingle Jan had a liner.
Big ol' jet airliner.
Jingle jang in a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
Leavin' town on a rhino.
Big ol' jet airliner
Leo, Chad and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Leo, Chad and Lionel
Big Old Jet Airliner
Leo, Ted, and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
Leon, Jed and Lionel don’t carry my two four away
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Make your cat out of lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
Mean old Jedediah
Big old jet airliner
Mean ole Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Miko, Jeff and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
Movin' on out on the road
Leavin' home, out on the road
Oh, beef on down Carolina
Don't carry me too far away.
Oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
The reason I probably misunderstood the lyrics was I only had a cheap transisitor radio to listen to back in 1976!!
Oh, big ol' jelly line-up.
Oh, big ol' jet airliner
Oh, oh, oh, big old Aunt Jemima
Don't carry me too far away.
Oh, oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Peabo, Cat, and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
Pick Old Chad in a lineup.
Big old jet airliner
Pick old Jed out of line-up.
Big old jet airliner
Pick old Jed outta line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner
Pick on Chad and Delilah
Big old jet airliner
Pick on Chet and Alana
Big old jet airliner
Pickled jet airliner
Big ol jet airliner
Pig on a jet to Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
Pig on jello ah yeah
Big old jet airliner
Pink hotel ain't a lighthouse
Big ol jet airliner
Pink hotel and a lighthouse
Big ol' jet airliner
Pink hotel had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Pink hotel had a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
Pink hotel in Atlanta
Big old jet arliner
Pink hotel with a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
Pink hotel with a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
Pinko Jed had a light on.
Big old jet airliner
Please don't chat in the lineup
Big old jet airliner
Please don't chat with the winos.
Big old jet airliner
Please don't leave the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
Please don't tear down the line-up.
Big old jet airliner.
Please don't turn that light off.
Big old jet airliner
Please don't turn that light on
Big ol' jet airliner
Please don't turn that light on
Big old jet airliner
Please don't turn the light on
Big old jet airliner
Rico, Jed and Lina
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
Rico, Jed and Linus
Big ol' jet airliner
Ridin' along in this big ugly plane
Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane
Right now, I got tears in my eyes.
Ridin' high, I got tears in my eyes.
Ringo, Jed and Lionel
Big old jet airliner
Take your chair off the lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
There go Chad and Eliza
Big old jet airliner
There go Jed and Linus.
Big ol' jet airliner
There go Jed and Lionel.
Big ol' jet airliner
There go Jed and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
They caught Jed in a line-up
They're gonna put him away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
They don't chat in a line up
Big ol' jet airliner
They don't jam in the line-up.
Big 'ol jet airliner
They don't jam with the light on.
Big old jet airliner.
They go down to the lighthouse
Big old jet airliner
They gon' tear that light off
Big Ol' jet airliner
Things gonna get outta line, yeh.
Big ol' jet airliner
Think I'll go get in a lineup.
Big ol jet airliner
Think I'll jet out of 'Lina.
Big old jet airliner
Touchin' down in New England Town
Puberty comin' down
Touchin' down in New England Town
Feel the heat comin' down
Viggo, Jed and Aligna
Big ol' jet airliner
Vigo, Chad and Lila
Big ol' jet airliner
Vitas Gerulaitas
Big ol' jet airliner
Vitas Gerulaitas: The late tennis player.
We all stand in line, ahh.
Big ol' jet airliner
We don't care 'bout the rhinestone.
Big old jet airliner
We don't care about Linus.
Big ol' jet airliner
We don't care bout the line-up
Big ol' jet airliner.
We don't care if you're a wino.
Big old jet airliner
We don't care, how would I know?
Big old jet airliner
We don't chat at a line-up
Big ol' jet airliner
We don't chat at a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
We don't chat at a rhino
Big old jet airliner
We don't chat in a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
We don't chat in the line-up
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
We don't jam with the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
We don't share the lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
We don't shed any light on
Big old jet airliner
We don't shower with the light on,
Big old jet airliner
We go chat at a lighthouse,
don't carry me too far away.
Big old jet airliner,
don't carry me too far away.
We go down and line up
Big old jet airliner
We go down at Elida.
Big ol' jet airliner
We go down with the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
We go down, Carolina.
Big ol' jet airliner
We go jam at a line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner
We go jam at the lineup
Big old jet airliner
We go jam in Atlanta
Big old jet airliner
We go, Carolina.
or
Big hotel with the light on.
Big old jet air liner.
We goin' down Carolina.
Big ol' jet airliner
We goin' to Carolina
Big old jet airliner
We gon' chair that Lionel.
Big ol' jet airliner
We gon' chat a line up
Big ol' jet airliner
We gon' jet outta Lido
Big old jet airliner
We gon' jet outta line now
Big ol' jet airliner
We gon' tear down the lighthouse.
Big ol' jet airliner
We gone get Carolina
Big ole jet airliner
We gonna check out a lighthouse.
Big old jet airliner
We gonna get outta line-uh!
Big ol' jet airliner
We gonna jam at a line-up.
Big old jet airliner
We gonna jam in a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
We gonna jam in the lighthouse.
Big ol' jet airliner
We gonna jam on a liner
Big old jet airliner
We gonna jam with the lights on.
Big ol' jet airliner
We gonna share that lighter
Don't carry it too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
We gonna tear down the lighthouse
Big old jet airliner
We gonna tear that light out.
Big old jet airliner
We gonna tear that line off.
Big old jet airliner.
We gonna tear that line up.
Big ol' jet airliner
We gonna tear that line up
Big ol' jet airliner
We gonna turn the light on
Big ol' jet airliner
We gonna’ tear that line up
Big old jet airliner
We got Chad and lineup.
Big old jet airliner!
I think "We've Got Chad and Lineup" would make a great song to a movie about a guy named Chad, the best player on a baseball team, who leads his team to a World Series Championship. Or, it could just be a song on its own about a really good baseball team, and its star player, Chad.
We won't get outta line, no.
Big ol' jet airliner
We'll go jammin' in Lytle
Big ol' jet airliner
Lytle is a small city right outside of San Antonio, Texas. I've been to Lytle btw
We're goin' to Carolina
Big old jet airliner
We're going down in a line up
Big ol' jet airliner
We're going to chat at a line up.
Big ol' jet airliner
We're gon' tear that line up.
Big ol' jet airliner
We're gonna chow down at Lina's
Big old jet airliner
We're gonna jam in a line up
don't carry me too far away
Big 'ol jet airliner
don't carry me too far away
We're gonna jam on the ride home, don't carry me too far away
We're gonna jam on the ride home, 'cause it here that I got to stay.
Big Ole Jet Airliner, don't carry me too far away
Big Ole Jet Airliner, 'cause it's here that I got to stay.
Editor's note: "Big Ole" is NOT part of the title.
We're gonna jam with the light on.
Big old jet airliner
We're gonna jam with the light out.
Big ol' jet airliner
We're gonna tear down the lighthouse
Big ole jet airliner
We're gonna tear the line up
Big ol' jet airliner
You don't count at a line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner.
You know you've got to go to Hell before you get to Heaven
You know you've got to go through Hell before you get to Heaven.
Chug a lug, the Strawberry Man, he's makin' me crazy.
Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy.
Chug-A-Lug
You're driving me mad; you're making me crazy.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad; it's making me crazy.
Chug-a-lug, strawberry red
It's making me crazy, crazy
Jungle Love, It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy, crazy
Chug-a-lug, the strawberry man is making me crazy
Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy
Chug-a-lug, strawberry man, its making me crazy
or
Chug-a-lug, you're driving me mad, you're making me crazy
or
Chug-a-lug, you're driving me mad, you're making me crazy
Jungle love, you're driving me mad, it's making me crazy
Chug-a-lug
It's drivin' me mad, makin' me lazy.
Jungle Love
It's drivin' me mad, it's makin' me crazy.
Chug-a-lug
It's driving me mad.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad.
Chug-a-lug
The strawberry van
Is making me pay Thee.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
Cover up, it's not really bad
Jungle love, it's driving me mad
Domino's
Jungle Love
Domino's as in Domino's Pizza
Double up, it's seven-eleven, it's drivin' me crazy
Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy
Double-up. It's seven eleven it's drivin' me crazy
Jungle love: it's driving me mad; it's making me crazy
I bought you a great apple pie, yeah
I brought you a crate of papaya
I brought you a cradle for fire.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
I brought you a crate up the fire
I brought you a crate of papaya
I brought you a great apple pie-a.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
I brought you a great apple pie-ya.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
I brought you creative papaya.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
I met you in Dublin, Ireland
I met you on somebody's island
I thought I would write you a pome
I thought I would write you a poem
I thought you had created a fire.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
Jello love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
Jug-A-Lug is driving me mad
Jungle love is driving me mad
Jump around!
Sanity man!
It's driving me crazy!!
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy!
Jump around
it's driving me mad
it's making me crazy
Jungle love
it's driving me mad
it's making me crazy
Jungle love in the surf and the pouring rain
Everything's gonna get wet
Jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain
Everything better when wet
No more words
Jungle love
The question to everyone's answers is usually aspirin with gin
The question to everyone's answers is usually asked from within
Travelodge
Jungle Love
Travelodge is a chain of hotels featuring the mascot Sleepy Bear.
Tribal love is makin' me mad
Jungle love is driving me mad
Trouble love
Strawberry man
It's making me crazy
Jungle Love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy
Troubled love
Jungle love
Tunnel of Love
Jungle Love
"Jungle Love"
You swim in my barf when it's warm
You swim in my blood when it's warm
You swim in my butt when it's warm
You swim in my blood when it's warm
You treat me like I was Russian
You swim in my bod when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my butt when it's warm
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my bod when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my butt when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
You're living in Waterloo
You live in a world of illu-[sion]
you treat me like I was your ocean
you swim in my pond when it's warm
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Living in The USA" (MP3)
Smack him ! Smack him ! Smack him ! Smack him !
Stand back! Stand back ! Stand back ! Stand back!
"Living in The USA" (MP3)
Somebody give a handjob
Somebody give me a hand, yeah
I want to buy me a Mercury Cruise: open down this road!
I want to buy me a Mercury and cruise up and down this road.
I went to Phoenix, Arizona all the way in a coma
I went from Phoenix, Arizona All the way to Tacoma
Well, I ain't superstitious, and I don't get suspicious
But my wallet is a friend of mine.
Well, I ain't superstitious, and I don't get suspicious
But my woman is a friend of mine.
All the way in a coma
All the way to Tacoma
Fairy dust and pixie dust, hooray!
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
I went to Phoenix at Sephora
All the way in a coma
I went from Phoenix, AZ
All the way to Tacoma
Keep on lockin' me, baby
Keep on rock'n me, baby
Philadelphia and we'll go ballet
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Philadelphia, Mylanta, Hellraiser
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Northern California where the girls are born
Northern California where the girls are warm
I'm a space cockboy
I'm a space cowboy
And we'd like to sit down and do the swing town
or
And we've got to get down to the shakedown
And we've got to get down to the Swingtown
C'mon c'mon c'mon, c'mon c'mon c'mon
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum
Condom dance
or
Come on down
Come on and dance
You know the night is calling
You know the night is falling
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Billy Joe shot a man down in Wallaby's castle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Billy Joe shot a man down in rubbing castle.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his Gasso.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' this castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his asshole
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his castle
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his gasso.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Billy Joe shouted out "Hey Bobby look at this castle!"
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Come on, take the money you run.
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Go on, the Devonian run.
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Go, take the bunny and run.
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
He knows just exactly what the fax is
He knows just exactly what the facts is
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
He knows just exactly what the fax is
He knows just exactly what the facts is
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Headed down to old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big asshole.
Headed down to old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big hassle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Oh-ohhhh, kick your buddy and run.
Oh-ohhh, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Swear they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his a** hole.
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Than sit around the house, gettin' high on watchin' tube.
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Then sit around the house.
Can I watch it, too?
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
Than sit around the house,
get high, and watch the tube.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
That's where they ran into a great big asshole
That's where they ran into a great big hastle
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Then sit around the house, get an eyewash or two
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
They sit around the house get an eye wash or two
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
This is the story about Billy Joel and Bobbie Sue.
This is the story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Two young lovers with wild attitude.
Two young lovers with nothing better to do.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Whoo, the Devonian Run!
Whoo, take the money and run.
"Take the Money and Run" (MP3)
Billy Joe shot Man Rob out of his castle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
"Take the Money and Run" (MP3)
Come on, take Imodium on
Go on, take the money and run
'Cause I speak of the Pompatice of love
'Cause I speak from the pompatus of love.
'Cause I speak of the bomb bodice of love.
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.
'Cause I speak of the prophetess of love.
'Cause I speak from the Pompatus of love.
'Cause I speak of the pumpy juice of love
'Cause I speak of the pompetus of love
'cause I speak of the prophetess of love
'cause I speak of the pompatus of love
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the song.
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun.
Cause I speak of the puppeteers of love
Cause I speak of the Pompetus of love
Cuz I speak of the properties of love
Cause I speak of the Pompatus of love
Hippopotamus of love
or
Properties of love
Pompetus of love
Pompetus of love are the real lyrics, Cecil Adams at The Straight Dope did an entire article exploring this issue.
I really love your feet, just wanna shake your tree
I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree
I speak of the properties of love.
I speak of the pompatus of love.
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight joker.
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight toker.
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight ogre.
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker.
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight poker.
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker.
I'm a llama.
I'm a lover.
I'm a midnight Tok'Ra
I'm a midnight toker
I'm a midnight chauffer
I'm a midnight toker
I'm a midnight choker
I'm a midnight toker
I'm a midnight talker.
I'm a midnight toker.
I'm a midnight toga.
I'm a midnight toker.
I'm a midnight toll, girl.
I'm a midnight toker.
I'm a midnight town hooker.
I'm a midnight toker
I'm a pigger.
I'm a picker.
I'm bitter, I'm bitter
I'm a lover, and I'm a quitter
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner,
I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner
I’m a picker, I’m a critter, I’m a lover and I’m a sitter
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner
Pompages of love
Pompetus of love
Prophecies of love
Pompetus of love
Really like your features
Wanna taste your cream.
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
Really like your peaches
Wanna taste your cream
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree
Really love your peaches
Wanna eat your tree.
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
Some people call me 'More Grease'.
Some people call me Maurice.
Some people call me Maureen
Some people call me Maurice
Some people call me the same cowboy
Some people call me the space cowboy
Some people call me the space cock boy, yeah
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
I'll take you home now, you're tired of the steak
I'll take you over, you're tied at the stake
"Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash"
Your cats eat nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash