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"Babe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe I'm leaving, I'll say you want again.
And someone try to snot.
I know they feeding but trying to forget.
Before it for a while.
'Cause I'll be lonely without you.
And I'll need your love you see me too.
So, please believe me, my heart is in your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you.
Babe, I love you.
And someone try to snot.
I know they feeding but trying to forget.
Before it for a while.
'Cause I'll be lonely without you.
And I'll need your love you see me too.
So, please believe me, my heart is in your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you.
Babe, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Babe I'm leaving, I'll say it once again.
And somehow try to smile.
I know the feeling we're trying to forget.
If only for a while.
'Cause I'll be lonely without you.
And I'll need your love to see me through.
Please believe me, my heart is in your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you.
Babe, I love you.
And somehow try to smile.
I know the feeling we're trying to forget.
If only for a while.
'Cause I'll be lonely without you.
And I'll need your love to see me through.
Please believe me, my heart is in your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you.
Babe, I love you.
"Babe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The love beneath your tears.
Original Lyrics:
The love, the need, your tears.
"Back to Chicago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I know it, I wasn't cool
That I acted like a fool
That I acted like a fool
Original Lyrics:
Cause I know my words were cruel
And that I acted like a fool
And that I acted like a fool
"Back to Chicago"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I wasn't cool
And that I acted like a fool
And that I acted like a fool
Original Lyrics:
Cause I know my words were cruel
And that I acted like a fool
And that I acted like a fool
"Ballerina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crowd before us and anticipate you gentle smile
Original Lyrics:
Crowded halls anticipate your gentle smile
"Ballerina"
Misheard Lyrics:
That would surely convey when you would go
Original Lyrics:
There would surely come a day when you would go
"Best New Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the demon's model
Original Lyrics:
You're the deluxe model
"Best New Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the detox model.
Original Lyrics:
You're the deluxe model.
"Best New Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a suasure to die
Original Lyrics:
If your persuation attack
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) (Live 1997)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My God, I'm horny and live!
Original Lyrics:
My God, I'm hardly alive!
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take the long nights, impossible lies
Original Lyrics:
I'll take the long nights, impossible odds
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take the long nights, in Barsola
Original Lyrics:
I'll take the long nights, impossible odds
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a new kind of man
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a blue collar man
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sure I really care
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a charity case
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keepin' my back to the world.
Original Lyrics:
Keepin' my back to the wall.
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keepin' my mind on the bed alive.
Original Lyrics:
Keepin' my mind on a better life.
"Blue Collar Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm headed for the Indiana borderline.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line.
"Born For Adventure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the fief of the highway
Original Lyrics:
I am the thief of the highway
"Born For Adventure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night while you lie sleeping
I came to steal all your woes
I came to steal all your woes
Original Lyrics:
Last night while you lie sleeping
I came to steal all your gold
I came to steal all your gold
"Born For Adventure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They called it misfortune
I called it fame.
I called it fame.
Original Lyrics:
They called it misfortune
I called it fate.
I called it fate.
"Borrowed Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet we never thought about the world
And it's realities.
And it's realities.
Original Lyrics:
My friend we never thought about the world
And it's realities.
And it's realities.
"Borrowed Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I prayed we never thought about the weather
and it's realities
and it's realities
Original Lyrics:
My friend we never thought about the world
and it's realities
and it's realities
"Cold War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold war- loving in the air
Original Lyrics:
Cold war- blowing in the air
or
Cold war- blood is in the air
or
Cold war- blood is in the air
Both are correct; they appear at two different places in the song.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gathering of angels are peeing above my head
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels appeared above my head
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gathering of angels
Are peeing above my head
They sang to me this song at home
And this is what they said
Are peeing above my head
They sang to me this song at home
And this is what they said
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gathering of egg shells appeared above my head.
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels appeared above my head.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gathering of pain pills
Appeared above my head.
Appeared above my head.
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head.
Appeared above my head.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A set of open doors for emergencies
Original Lyrics:
To set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But some how we missed out on the parted road
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow there's mingau on the plate of gold.
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold.
Mingau is a Brazillian breakfast cereal meal.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the part we wrote
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the parted road
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out, on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pas de deux.
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out
On that PWA-TOH-BOH.
On that PWA-TOH-BOH.
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out
On that pot of gold.
On that pot of gold.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But we'll try, bless that we can, to carry on
Original Lyrics:
But we'll try, best that we can, to carry on
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come celebrate
or
Don't stay away
or
Don't stay away
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come shave a leg, come shave a leg, come shave a leg with me.
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come stay awake,
come stay awake
come stay awake with me
come stay awake
come stay awake with me
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away,
come sail away,
come sail away with me
come sail away,
come sail away with me
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course in an endless sea
or
Free to open Coors in the vagrancy
or
Free to open Coors in the vagrancy
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I grabbed a ring of angels.
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I traveled French at the dreams we had.
Original Lyrics:
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that they were egg shells
Original Lyrics:
I thought that they were angels
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Sally away
or
I'm salad away
or
I'm salad away
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bored, I'm a captain
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm a captain
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bored, I'm your captain.
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing away,
set an open course for the burgeon sea
I've got to be free,
free to face the lies that's ahead of me
set an open course for the burgeon sea
I've got to be free,
free to face the lies that's ahead of me
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away,
set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free,
free to face the life that's ahead of me
set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free,
free to face the life that's ahead of me
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing away, set an open course for emergency
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Set an open course full of urgency.
Set an open course full of urgency.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Free to open doors in an emergency
Free to open doors in an emergency
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that goes..
but somehow we missed out on the part that goes..
or
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
or
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
Original Lyrics:
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
but somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord, I'm a captain
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh boy, I’m a captain
Original Lyrics:
On board, I’m a captain
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain
Sublime award!
Sublime award!
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard.
So climb aboard.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On board, I'm your captain
Sublime Award!
Sublime Award!
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard.
So climb aboard.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing on a horse for emergency
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open COVID-19 vaccine
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course for emergencies.
Original Lyrics:
To set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course for emergency
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course for the birds at sea
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course for the vergency.
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course full of urgency
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course of emergency.
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course, for the birds at sea
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set in intercourse, for the virgin's pleas.
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin seas.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They sang to me this song at home
Original Lyrics:
They sang to me this song of hope
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To set an open course full of urgency
Original Lyrics:
To set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We climbed aboard their starship and headed for this guy.
Original Lyrics:
We climbed aboard their starship and headed for the sky.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We raped those dirty angels, but to my surprise
We climbed on board with Starship, and we headed for disguise.
We climbed on board with Starship, and we headed for disguise.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship, and we headed for the skies.
We climbed aboard their starship, and we headed for the skies.
"Come Sail Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll search for Talullah
Original Lyrics:
We'll search for tomorrow
"Crystal Ball" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone, attracting time.
Original Lyrics:
All alone and trapped in time.
"Crystal Ball" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze the days
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze for days
"Don't Let It End (Reprise)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the modren man
With bass guitar in hand
With bass guitar in hand
Original Lyrics:
I am the modren man
With this guitar in hand
With this guitar in hand
Just when I thought bassists were getting respect for once... I still can't believe the "modren man" part is real.
"Don't Let It End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let it end
Maybe we could have so much fun.
Maybe we could have so much fun.
Original Lyrics:
Dont't let it end
Baby we could have so much more.
Baby we could have so much more.
"Don't Let It End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let it in
Honey please don't open the door
Honey please don't open the door
Original Lyrics:
Don't let it end
Honey please don't walk out that door
Honey please don't walk out that door
"Edge of the Century"
Misheard Lyrics:
The earth will arrive
and I'll meet you on the other side
and I'll meet you on the other side
Original Lyrics:
The dawn's gonna break
and I'll meet you on the other side
and I'll meet you on the other side
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No satan or pope, no king, no queen
Original Lyrics:
No saint, no pope, no king, no queen.
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not Einstein or Elvis or Lennon are larks
Original Lyrics:
Not Einstein or Elvis or Lennon and Marx
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turns out nobody's perfect, from magazines
Original Lyrics:
Turns out nobody's perfect, from A-Z
"First Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid of bugs (3x)
Original Lyrics:
Don't be afraid of love (3x)
"First Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a tease for mini-world
Original Lyrics:
There could be so many worlds
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's do this
Original Lyrics:
Relax, take it easy
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's made easy.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, just take it easy.
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see the world through your city-cool eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You see the world through your cynical eyes.
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning yourself, if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself, if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself, if you don't believe it
Original Lyrics:
You're fooling yourself, if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself, if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself, if you don't believe it
Why would Styx want to encourage suicide?
"Fooling Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, let's see what you got
Just take off your socks and go bowling.
Just take off your socks and go bowling.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it.
Just take your best shot and don't blow it.
"Grand Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million Custer's competition
Original Lyrics:
America spells competition.
"Grand Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to figure out who the hell we are
or
Trying to get on out of in the pail we are
or
Trying to get on out of in the pail we are
Original Lyrics:
And still we wonder who the hell we are
"Heavy Metal Poisoning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will spank you in these nights.
Original Lyrics:
First we'll spank your big behinds.
"Heavy Metal Poisoning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overloaded (overloaded) on psyches and dwells.
Original Lyrics:
Overloaded (overloaded) on sex and drugs.
"Heavy Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy, hairy daughter
Original Lyrics:
Heavy, heavy water
"Heavy Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry, Harry Potter
Original Lyrics:
Heavy, heavy water
"Homewrecker"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it won't be ending happy ending
Original Lyrics:
And there won't be any happy endings
"Homewrecker"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know it won't being ending happy ending
Original Lyrics:
And there won't be any happy endings
"Homewrecker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a near fatal attraction
Original Lyrics:
Just a near fatal attraction
"I'm Ok" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Hey seven in a row day
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Hey, seven on the rotate
"I'm Ok" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate, sit on it and rotate.
or
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate sitta on a on a rotate.
Skate, sit on it and rotate.
or
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate sitta on a on a rotate.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate, seven on the rotate.
Skate, seven on the rotate.
"I'm Ok" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When your spirit's got you wandering from the road
Original Lyrics:
When your spirit's got you on the run
"Jennifer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps her lady's love from me all the time
Original Lyrics:
She keeps her lady's love for me all the time
"Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just touch me
And my troubles are vain.
And my troubles are vain.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch me
And my troubles all fade.
And my troubles all fade.
"Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sparkly fear and loathing
Original Lyrics:
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
"Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch me and my troubles are vain
Lady from the moment I saw you standing all along the wall
You gave all the love that I needed
So shine like a child who had born
Lady from the moment I saw you standing all along the wall
You gave all the love that I needed
So shine like a child who had born
Original Lyrics:
Touch me and my troubles all fade
Lady from the moment I saw you standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy like a child who had grown
Lady from the moment I saw you standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy like a child who had grown
"Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch me, and my trouble abade.
or
Touch me, and my troubles obeyed.
or
Touch me, and my troubles obeyed.
Original Lyrics:
Touch me, and my troubles all fade.
"Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hands give me up when I'm shrinking
Original Lyrics:
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
"Lights (Live 2001)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to the church and forget it all
Original Lyrics:
Go to Ventura and forget it all
"Lights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Giving me away, marry me, marry me
Original Lyrics:
Giving me away, carry me, carry me
"Lights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Illuminate me carry me away, marry me, marry me
Original Lyrics:
Illuminate me giving me away, carry me, carry me
"Lights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see the parade it won't last
Original Lyrics:
You seem afraid it won't last
"Lonely Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely child, you make me happy
You take my feels and set them free
You take my feels and set them free
Original Lyrics:
Lonely child, you make me happy
You take my fears and set them free
You take my fears and set them free
"Lonely People"
Misheard Lyrics:
In penthouse suites they sit downstairs
Original Lyrics:
In penthouse suites they sit and stare
"Lonely People"
Misheard Lyrics:
In penthouse suites, they cry for help.
Original Lyrics:
In penthouse suites, they sit and stare.
"Lorelei" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brighten up the stars forever.
Original Lyrics:
Brighter than the stars forever.
"Lorelei" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Overnight is here together
Original Lyrics:
Lorelei is here together
"Lorelei" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of Lorelei, my hair turns all around.
Original Lyrics:
When I think of Lorelei, my head turns all around.
"Lorelei" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of Lorimar
Original Lyrics:
When I think of Lorelei
Lorimar was the name of a production company.
"Lorelei" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When that thing kabloralies,
my head turns all around.
my head turns all around.
Original Lyrics:
When I think of Lorelei,
my head turns all around.
my head turns all around.
"Love At First Sight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were caught weather at this passion inside of
Original Lyrics:
We were caught unaware at this passion inside us
"Love In The Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it time to for a wonderbul with a woman like you
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's the night for a rendevous with a woman like you
"Love In The Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The time is now to take my wise into the street
Original Lyrics:
The time is now to take my wares into the street
"Love Is The Ritual" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is the rich-a-ble.
Original Lyrics:
Love is the ritual.
"Miss America (Live)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you!
Miss America
Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Don't you?
Miss America
Miss America
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A barrage of both you and us
Original Lyrics:
A mirage for both you and us
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adieu, Miss America.
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you, Miss America?
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darn you, Miss America!
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k you! Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How'd do? Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got you, Miss America!
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you Miss America?
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's on you, Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you Miss American?
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, not you! Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you Miss American?
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We love you Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to you? Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you, Miss America
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your home state must be brown
Original Lyrics:
Your home station must be proud
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your home station must be brown
Original Lyrics:
Your home state sure must be proud
"Mother Dear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my manhood stripped and rimed
Original Lyrics:
With my manuscripts and rhymes
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
... My brain is a yam!
Original Lyrics:
...My brain I.B.M.
The way that they pronounce "I.B.M." in the song probably makes it pretty easy to mishear it as "Yam". I don't know what connection I.B.M. and yams would have aside from that, though...
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarette, cigarette
I got a cigarette.
I got a cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret
I've got a secret.
I've got a secret.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Wally Gottschall, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on origato, Mr Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, I wanna f***, oh Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, everybody, let's do the Robo.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuando miro un gato bizco, lo mato!
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
The misheard line is Spanish for: When I look at a cross-eyed cat, I Kill it.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Demi Levato, Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Editor's note: This song was made LONG before Demi LoVato was even born.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto...
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto...
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...
Strangely, when songs are in all Japanese (except for the occasional word or word pair), I don't really mishear anything. I'm not really sure if I'm more likely to mishear Japanese lyrics in an English song, since the only song I've come across with an English-Japanese mix (majority English) is Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, Mazda Boogie Boogie!
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, he eats too much of the time!
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, he eats too much of the time!
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mitsua Roboto, Mata au hi made
Domo Arigato, Mitsua Roboto, Himitsu wo shiritai
Domo Arigato, Mitsua Roboto, Himitsu wo shiritai
These lyrics are in Japanese, which I don't speak. It appears that when I misheard the Japanese lyrics, I substituted the Japanese for English words that sounded like it... or a more familiar Japanese word, in the case of "Mazda", Mazda also being a type of car!
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dobo oh e gotoe Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domino Rigato, Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto, Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto
Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo, Domo
Domo, Domo
Editors note: someone submitted this with Queen as the performer name. Queen never performed this song; Styx did.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you only by day.
He eats you only by day.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gotta boogie all day.
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gets you working on time.
Gotta boogie all day.
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gets you working on time.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Ro-Scott-o.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
He eats you once he retires
He eats you once he retires
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you once you retire.
He eats you once you retire.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He keeps you washing in Tide.
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
We eat you once you retire.
We eat you once you retire.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know airy got-o, Mr. Roboto
Don't know...don't know Don't know...don't know
Don't know...don't know Don't know...don't know
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo...domo Domo...domo
Domo...domo Domo...domo
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know how he got you, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know how we got a Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto
Not the movie again;
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto
He sees you washing your tie
Not the movie again;
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto
He sees you washing your tie
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know what you got, oh Mr Roboto.
Don't know don't know
Don't know don't know
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto.
Domo, domo
Domo, domo
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where he got to, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where we got a Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where you got the Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't nobody got no, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double Ari Gato Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double Rigolotto Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double all you got for Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double body Gato, Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double chocolate gato, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double my rigato, Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double what you got on Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double whiskey promto, Mr Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumbo Already got to Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunno what you got, oh Disco Roberto dunno, (dunno)... dunno, (dunno)...
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto., domo, (domo)... domo, (domo)...
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Original Lyrics:
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Muslim man
Original Lyrics:
I am the mod-ren (modern) man
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Orkin man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mod-ren" is a play on the word "modern"
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of Roquefort
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a robot
Roquefort is a type of cheese.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is Hugh
Original Lyrics:
My heart is human
"Hugh" (or 3 of 5) is a Borg Drone featured in Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Star Trek: Picard. Rather humorously, his name came from a pun on/mishearing of "You".
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain a B.M.
My blood is boiling
My brain a B.M.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
B.M. As in bowel movement.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is human
My bood is boiling
My brain is a yam.
My bood is boiling
My brain is a yam.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret secret, I've gotta keep it.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret, I've got a secret.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me what you got, oh Mr. Roboto, show me, show me
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto, Domo, Domo
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me what you got, oh Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit back, sit back, you've got to sit back.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucrets, Sucrets, I got a Sucrets.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
'Sucrets' is a type of throat lozenge. It's chiefly used in plural form.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away the past.
To throw away the past.
Original Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
To throw away this mask.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away this lass.
To throw away this lass.
Original Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
To throw away this mask.
"Mr. Roboto" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With parts made by Chopin
Original Lyrics:
With parts made in Japan
Frederic Chopin (1810-1849) was a Polish classical composer.
"Not Dead Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
Original Lyrics:
Someday he's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
"Not Dead Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a mother in the alley
There's a snapper in the hall
There's a snapper in the hall
Original Lyrics:
There's a mugger in the alley
There's a sniper in the hall
There's a sniper in the hall
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defense barrels turn to sand.
Original Lyrics:
Even pharaohs turn to sand.
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been working and sailing for your Jamaican dream
Original Lyrics:
You've been working and saving for your Jamaican dream
"Put Me On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the symptoms, I go play.
Original Lyrics:
Hear the sythesizers play.
"Put Me On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me on on your brand new record album
Original Lyrics:
Put me on I'm your brand new record album
"Queen of Spades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her black lovers curse might find you yet
Original Lyrics:
Her black widows curse might find you yet
"Queen of Spades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as the sun
or
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a storm
or
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a storm
Original Lyrics:
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a stone
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am so far from my own
Original Lyrics:
And I am so far from my home
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Mama, I can feel you with my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Mama, I can hear you a-crying.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangman is coming down from Nogales.
Original Lyrics:
Hangman is coming down from the gallows.
For those not geographically familiar: Nogales is a city in Arizona, on the Mexican border. (There's also a Nogales on the other side of the border as well.)
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am so far when I'm gone
Original Lyrics:
I am so far from my home
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just don't have revenge today,
I don't want it, man.
I don't want it, man.
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today,
Of the wanted man.
Of the wanted man.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a hairbrush on my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a high price on my head
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got lice on my head
Original Lyrics:
I've got a high price on my head
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Judge'll have the events today of the wanted man
Original Lyrics:
Judge'll have revenge today on the wanted man
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to have revenge today
I'm a wanted man
I'm a wanted man
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man
On the wanted man
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nevermore, you know it's great
Original Lyrics:
Nevermore to go astray
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mama I've been given the lamb,
it had a high price on my head
it had a high price on my head
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam
and had a high price on my head
and had a high price on my head
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mama
I'm in fear for my life from the Lord, oh from the Lord
I'm in fear for my life from the Lord, oh from the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Oh mama
I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mama, I've been eating the lamb, and had a high price on my hands.
Lawman said, 'Get him fed, or he'll die,' now it's for sure they'll see me fed.
Lawman said, 'Get him fed, or he'll die,' now it's for sure they'll see me fed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mama, I've been years on the lam, and had a high price on my head.
Lawman said, 'Get him dead or alive,' now it's for sure he'll see me dead.
Lawman said, 'Get him dead or alive,' now it's for sure he'll see me dead.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The church will have revenge today on a wanted man.
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The heat is up, the noose is out.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up,
the loser's out
They finally found me.
the loser's out
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up,
the news is out
They've finally found me
the news is out
They've finally found me
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the noose is out.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up, the noose is out.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up, the noose is out
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up
The noose is out
They finally found me.
The noose is out
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up
The news is out
They've finally found me.
The news is out
They've finally found me.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The judge will have the Benz today
For the wanted man.
For the wanted man.
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man.
On the wanted man.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The team is up
For new design
They finally found me.
For new design
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up
The news is out
They've finally found me.
The news is out
They've finally found me.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The trick is up, the noose is out
They finally found me.
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me.
They finally found me.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're in brigade with Patti Page.
or
I been afraid of Patti Page.
or
I been afraid of Patti Page.
Original Lyrics:
The renegade who had it made
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be the yesterday of the wanted man
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could happen every day, I'm a wanted man.
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This'll be the end today, of the war in 'Nam.
Original Lyrics:
This'll be the end today, of the wanted man.
"Renegade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This'll be the end today
For the modern man.
For the modern man.
Original Lyrics:
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man.
Of the wanted man.
"Rockin' The Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awww, fuck it!!!
Original Lyrics:
Go, Sparky! Go!
"Rockin' The Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's the night we'll make history
As sure as dogs can fly.
As sure as dogs can fly.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night we'll make history
As sure as thoughts can fly.
As sure as thoughts can fly.
"Rockin' the Paradise (Live 2001)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And some straight talking,
hard rockin son of a gun
hard rockin son of a gun
Original Lyrics:
And some straight talking,
hard working son of a gun
hard working son of a gun
"Rockin' the Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awww, f*** it!!!
Original Lyrics:
Go, Sparky! Go!
"Show Me The Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pray that I lost my faith
Original Lyrics:
So afraid that I lost my faith
"Show Me The Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pray, I just won't know
Original Lyrics:
So afraid, I just won't know
"Show Me the Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I see a light shining near
Original Lyrics:
And if I see a light, should I believe?
"Show Me the Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world so filled with patriots
Original Lyrics:
In a world so filled with hatred
"Show Me the Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world so filled with patrons
Original Lyrics:
In a world so filled with hatred
"Show Me the Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I play, I've lost my faith
Original Lyrics:
So afraid that I've lost my faith
"Show Me the Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So free that I lost my faith
Original Lyrics:
So afraid that I lost my faith
"Sing For The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless and Timeless as Tori Ann Grey
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
"Sing For The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as glorious days
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
"Sing For The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless in time like historian grace.
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray.
"Sing For The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless in time this is Dorian Gray
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
"Sing For The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And as your Serbian leader
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
Original Lyrics:
And as your surrogate leader
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
"Sing For The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to your window tonight and say goodbye to your dreams
Original Lyrics:
Come to your window tonight and we'll fly to your dreams
"Snowblind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded with confidence
you dealt it awhile
you stole my white without a fight
you dealt it awhile
you stole my white without a fight
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by confidence
you devil in white
you stole my will without a fight
you devil in white
you stole my will without a fight
"Snowblind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honest and innocent, you're dabbled in white
You stole my will without a fight.
You stole my will without a fight.
Original Lyrics:
Harmless and innocent, you devil in white
You stole my will without a fight.
You stole my will without a fight.
"Snowblind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thomas and Edison you dabble in wine.
Original Lyrics:
Harmless and innocent, you devil in white
"Snowblind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought that I could call your blood.
Original Lyrics:
Thought that I could call your bluff.
"Suite Madame Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A miracle, a miracle, a miracle, a miracle
Original Lyrics:
America, America, America, America
"Suite Madame Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your majoral rules
Original Lyrics:
You made your own rules
"The Best Of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel so helpless like a baby in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Feel so helpless like a boat against the tide
"The Best Of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so helpless
like a cheeseburger with fries
like a cheeseburger with fries
Original Lyrics:
I feel so helpless
like a boat against the tides
like a boat against the tides
"The Best Of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to die, no no
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to cry, no no
"The Best Of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some rain some shine,
We'll make this a World War II
We'll make this a World War II
Original Lyrics:
Some rain some shine.
We'll make this a world for two.
We'll make this a world for two.
"The Best Of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend late nights alone with you
Original Lyrics:
Are when I'm alone with you
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For time has claimed its price
Original Lyrics:
For time has claimed its prize
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I do believe it's you
Original Lyrics:
I do believe it's true
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you feel these are the words of times.
(Later)
The headlines read,
"These are the words of times."
(Later)
The headlines read,
"These are the words of times."
Original Lyrics:
I know you feel these are the worst of times.
(Later)
The headlines read,
"These are the worst of times."
(Later)
The headlines read,
"These are the worst of times."
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the end of paralyze
Original Lyrics:
It's the end of paradise
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some rain, sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Some rain, some shine
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some ring some shine
Original Lyrics:
Some rain some shine
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best of times are midnight alone with you
Original Lyrics:
The best of times are when I'm alone with you
"The Best of Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's the night with a history
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night we'll make history
"This Old Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lunch box head on his knees with
Coffee sandwiches and brie
For me
Coffee sandwiches and brie
For me
Original Lyrics:
Lunch box held all his needs with
Coffee sandwhiches and dreams
For me
Coffee sandwhiches and dreams
For me
"This Old Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
With coffee, sandwiches and brie for me
Original Lyrics:
With coffee, sandwiches and dreams for me
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's taken a weight,
taken a weight on me
taken a weight on me
Original Lyrics:
And it's ticking away,
ticking away from me
ticking away from me
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got too much on the side of my head
Original Lyrics:
I've got too much time on my hands
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spend too much time on my a**.
Original Lyrics:
I've got too much time on my hands.
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm dull and boring?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm hot in gel?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not a Fezziwig?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not annoyed?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not employed?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in Hell?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in voice?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm not a boy?
Is it any wonder I'm not a boy?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm unemployed?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I've got too much palm on my hands
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm not a Cousineau
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm sayin' it all?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much time on my hands
T-t-t-t-t-take it away.
T-t-t-t-t-take it away.
Original Lyrics:
Too much time on my hands
T-t-t-t-t-ticking away.
T-t-t-t-t-ticking away.
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much top of my head
Original Lyrics:
Too much time on my hands
"Too Much Time On My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm a deputy 'cause I guess all the world's problems without even trying.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a jet fuel genius, I can solve the world's problems without even trying.
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got too much top of my head
Original Lyrics:
I've got too much time on my hands
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not Amboy?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in mind?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't any one out there not a criminal?
Isn't any one out there not in jail?
Isn't any one out there not in jail?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on this barstool acting like a damn fool
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking like a shampoo
Original Lyrics:
Talking like a damn fool
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna tacos by hand
Original Lyrics:
Too much time on my hands
"Too Much Time on My Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna tacos by hand
Original Lyrics:
too much time on my hands
"What Have They Done To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the gay people come for the tall
Original Lyrics:
When the gatekeeper calls for the toll
"Why Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in between the whole damn play the stars don't show
Original Lyrics:
And in between you hope and pray the scars don't show
"Why Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause life is strange, and so on shore
Original Lyrics:
Cause life is strange, and so unsure
"Why Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know, I wanna gnu
I got no bills to pay
I got no bills to pay
Original Lyrics:
Where to go and what to do
You've got those bills to pay
You've got those bills to pay
"World Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock that house, mad dog bites
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
Black cat howls, mad dog fights
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
"You Need Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children love with the duck
Original Lyrics:
Children love without doubt
"Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stole away
Young man
Young man
Original Lyrics:
Time's stowaway
The young man
The young man
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