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"Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg" (MP3)
I'ma smoke in nurseries.
Unmistaken urge to be
"All That theme song"
So check it in the overflow
So sit your booty on the floor
"All That theme song"
So sit still 'cause we're comin' right out back
So sit still 'cause we're comin' right back
"All That"
Kiss his own dad
or
Piss his own dad
This is all that
"All That"
This is my dad
This is All That
"All That"
This show is all of fat and yes we do it all the time
This show is all of that and yes we do it all the time
This is the theme song from the TV show All That which aired on Nickelodeon's Snick block.
I recall many conversations with myself
I require plenty conversation with my sex
Well you ruined my heart
And you ruined my time
Well you want my heart
And all my time
"Creep"
And no one touching close the show
or
And no one touching goes to show
And no attention goes to show
"Creep"
I love my man with the long stick.
I love my man with all honesty.
"Creep"
If he'd do the things I did, he couldn't handle it
If he knew the things I did, he couldn't handle it
"Creep"
Just creep it on and down low
Just keep it on the down low
"Creep"
Just creepin' on the outlaw.
Just keep it on the down low.
"Creep"
Just keep it on the outlaw.
Just keep it on the down low.
"Creep"
Look him in the ass
Look him in the eyes
"Creep"
Monday, Tuesday, keep me protected
And I choose to keep him protected
"Creep"
So I creep, yeah - just keep it on, but I know.
So I creep, yeah - just keep it on the down low.
"Creep"
So I creep, yeah, just keep it on but I know
Say nobody else supposed to know
So I creep, yeah, but he doesn't know what I do
And no one touching close to show.
So I creep, yeah, just keep it on the down low
Say nobody is supposed to know
So I creep, yeah 'cause he doesn't know what I do
And no attention goes to show.
"Creep"
So I'm cheap
So I creep
"Creep"
So I'm free
So I creep
"Creep"
The 23rd of loneliness, and we don't talk like figures that do
Now it seems pretty strange, but I'm not buggin'
'cause lies still feel the same, yeah yeah
I keep giving love until the day he pushes me away, never go astray
If he'd do the things I did, he couldn't handle me
And I choose to keep him protected, oh.
The 23rd of loneliness, and we don't talk like we used to do
Now it seems pretty strange, but I'm not buggin'
'cause I still feel the same, yeah yeah
I'll keep giving loving til the day he pushes me away, never go astray
If he knew the things I did, he couldn't handle it
And I choose to keep him protected, oh.
"Creep"
Yes, begin!
Yes, it's me again
My heart said, 'Hello!'
My heart sat alone.
My heart said, 'Hello'.
My heart's at a low.
My heart sat alone.
My heart's at a low.
My heart says no.
My heart's at a low.
Afraid the truth would hurt me when it's a shoe that hurts me more
Get outta my mouth, get outta my head, get outta my mind
Stop putting words in my head
Get outta my mouth, you're nothing but trouble
Get outta my life, get out, I don't need, I don't need, I don't need a lie
Afraid the truth would hurt me when it's you that hurts me more
Get outta my mouth, get outta my head, get outta my mind
Stop putting words in my head
Get outta my mouth, you're nothing but trouble
Get outta my life, get out of me, out of me, out of me, lie
Deep in the scene
Ticklin' me
Ticklin' you
Diggin' the scene
Diggin' on you
Diggin' on me
Just like you, I am only baby.
Just like you, I get lonely baby.
'Cause I told my homegirl that he was a faggot
'Cause I told my homegirl that he was packin'
Keeped my gear
Peeped my gear
"I'm Good At Being Bad" (MP3)
I'm so good at being bad
That you wish you never had.
I'm so good at being bad
I'm the b*tch you never had.
"I'm Good at Being Bad" (MP3)
I'm so good at being bad,
I'm the best you ever had
I'm so good at being bad,
I'm the bitch you never had
A scrub is a gutter king in no love from me.
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's blinded
Also known as a busker
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broquettes.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a*s.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's blinded
Also known as a busker
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broquettes
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
And is also know as a buster
Always thinkin' bout' what he wants
And just sits and is boogows!!
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also know as a buster
Always thinkin' bout' what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
That's also known as a bus rhime
A scrub is a guy that think's he's fly
And is also known as a buster
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
and is also known as a bus-stop
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
Also known as a bus stop
Always thinkin' 'bout what he wants
Just sits on his book a**.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a**.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
Also known as a bus stop.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
Also known as a bus-stop
Always thinking 'bout what he wants
And just sits on his booty.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a**.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly, also known at the bus stop
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as superstar.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is all so alone at the bus stop
Always talkin' 'bout what he wants
And just sits on his bootie.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a**.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
and is also known as a super-star
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
A scrub is a guy that thinks his fine
He's also known as a bus stop
A scrub is a guy that thinks he is fly
He's also known as a buster
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine
Is also known as a bust down
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly,
also known as a bus stop
A scrub is a guy why thinks he's fly,
also known as a buster
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a bus stop
a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
A scrub is a guy who thinks his ride,
Is also known as a bus stop.
a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
A scrub is a prodigal get no love from me
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
A scrub looked at me
But his skin is kinda weak.
There's a scrub checking me
But his game is kinda weak.
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his black ass
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
Can't get with a great big ass
Can't get with his dead beat ass
Can't get with a pam peed ass
Can't get with his dead beat ass
Didn't even know his name oh no
You wanna get with me with no money oh no
Hanging on the pacifier
Hanging on the passenger's side
Hanging on the passenger's side of his best friend's bride
Hanging on the passenger's side of his best friend's ride
Hanging on the passenger's side of his best friend's bride
Hanging on the passenger's side of his best friend's ride
Hanging on the passenger’s side of his best friend’s wife
Hanging on the passenger’s side of his best friend’s ride
Hanging out a passenger's sign
For his best friend's wife
Tryin' to holla at me.
Hanging out the passenger's side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla at me.
Hanging out on the passenger side with his friend's french fries trying to hollar at me.
Hanging out the passengers side of his best friend's ride
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's bride
Trying to hard-on at me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
trying to holler at me.
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to hover for me.
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holler at me.
Hanging out the passenger's of his best french fries
Hanging out the passengers side of his best friend's ride
I don't wanna give you my neck (no)
I don't wanna give you mine and (no)
I don't want a nun of time
I don't want none of your time
I don't want no skirt
I don't want no scrubs
If you have it short but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Just sits on his book ass
Just sits on his broke ass
My best French fry
My best friend's ride
No I don't want no scrub,
scrub is the kind that can't get no love from me,
thinking of the passenger side of his best friends tribe
tring to harder at me
No I don't want no scrub
scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
trying to holler at me
No, I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a name that I just can't bother with
Hanging out on the passenger side of the six train line
Trying to hover
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler
No, I don't want to rub, if you rub then you can't get no love from me
No I don't want no scrubs; a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
No, I don't want your money,
No, I don't want to give you mine.
No, I don't want your number,
No, I don't want to give you mine.
Sits on his bookcase
Sits on his broke ass
Taking up the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
There's a scrub checking me
but his game has got a wig
There's a scrub checking me
but his game is kinda weak
There's a scrub checking me
But I think he's got a wig.
There's a scrub checking me but his game is kinda weak.
Trying COVID-19
or
Trying a COVID vaccine
Trying to holla at me
Trying Ebola at me
Trying to holla at me
Trying to call on me
Trying to holla at me
Trying to come at me
Trying to holla at me
"Red Light Special" (MP3)
Might be the last time you'll ever go out.
Might be the last time you'll have a go-round.
"Red Light Special" (MP3)
Take a good book by it
Take a good look at it
I ain't never been a silly b***h
Waiting to get rich
From another bank account.
I ain't never been no silly b***h
Waiting to get rich
From a n***a's bank account.
I have never been no stupid b**ch
Willing to get rich
From somewhere with paper dough.
I ain't never been no silly b**ch
Waiting to get rich
From a n***er's bank account.
"Sleigh Ride"
And lots of cushions
And lots of good cheer
"Sleigh Ride"
And lots of good chimps
And lots of good cheer
"Sleigh Ride"
Don't be square, take my hand
Don't be scared, take my hand
"So So Dumb"
I'ma call you "white boy"
I'ma call your wife, boy
I know that the world is struggling.
I know that through all the struggle.
At the end of the day I have myself to blame
I’m just too fat
At the end of the day I have myself to blame
I’m just trippin’
Bein' a physician can make me feel so damn unpretty
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty
By your size look cool
By your size look cool.
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
Damn, I'm pretty
Damn unpretty
I am seismo-cool
I am sizeable.
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I am sensible
I'm responsible
Every time I think up a rule it's because of you
....You can bite your hair if it won't grow
You can pick your nose if it says so
You can buy all the make-up that man can make
Buddy--you can look inside you
Find out who ate my food
Be in the position to make me feel so-
Damn, I'm pretty!
My outsides are cool
My insides are blue
Every time I think I'm through it's because of you
....You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make-up that mac can make
But if, you can't look inside you
Find out who am I to
Be in the position to make me feel so
Damn unpretty
I am sizable I am sizable
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I am sizeable.
My insides are blue.
I am soccer-proof
I am soccer-proof
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I am tont-a-boo
I am Tont-a-boo.
My outsides looks cool
My insides are blue.
I excise the blue
I excise the gloom
My outsides look cool,
My insides are blue.
I have sized the cruel, I have sized the Pope
My outsides look cool, my insides are blue.
I have sized up who, I have sized up who
My outsides look cool, my insides are blue.
I look so uncool
My insizable
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I massage my poo, I massage my poo.
My outsides look cool, inside I'm blue.
I wish I could tie you up and Posh too.
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes.
I wish I could tie you up and bash you.
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes.
My icecream is cool
The blueberries blue
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
My inside for Blue’s Clues
My insides are blue
My insides are blue
My insides are goo
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
I am so uncool
I'm unsizeable
or
Why'd ya size the poo,
why'd ya size the poo
or
Why'd ya size the poo,
why'd ya size the poo
My outsides looks cool
My insides are blue
You can buy a hat if you won't grow
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can buy a head that won't grow,
you can pick your nose if he says so
You can buy hair if it won't grow,
you can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make-up a man can make
You can look as I do
I've got poo on my shoe
You can buy all the make-up that Mac can make
But if, you can't look inside you
Find out who am I to
You can by all the make-up a man can make
or
You can buy all the make-up the mannequin made
or
You can buy all the make-up the mannequin made
You can by all the make-up that M.A.C. can make
You can buy all the makeup, American made
You can by all the make-up that M.A.C. can make
You can buy all the makeup, the MAC and Maybelline.
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make.
You can buy arms and make them mac and made.
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make.
You can fish a hook through your nose, oh.
You can fix your nose if he says so.
You can pick your nose if he says so
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can pierce your nose if he says so.
You can fix your nose if he says so.
Another body laying caught in the gutter, listen to me.
Another body laying cold in the gutter, listen to me.
BOGO chasing Butterball
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and my crew.
Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and you.
Biscuit to the rivers and now let's get to used to
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes like we used to
But I think you're grooving too fast
or
But I think you're groovin' too fast.
But I think you're moving too fast.
But all the praying just ain't helping at all
'Cause he can't seem to keep his elf out of trouble.
But all the praying just ain't helping at all
'Cause he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble.
Clear blue unconditional skies
Wipe the tears from my eyes
I'm not lonely for ice.
Clear blue unconditional skies
Wipe the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries.
Cold, co-adjacent waterfalls
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Cold, cold, chasing waterfalls
Biscuit to the rivers and then let's get to used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
Don't go chasing bowling balls
or
Don't go Jason water falls
or
Don't call Jason waterballs
or
Don't call Jason waterballs
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Don't go Disney waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Don't go Jason Wadabaugh.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls.
Don't go Jason Waterfalls
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that cha used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
Don't go Jason Waterfalls
Please stick to your livers and your legs that you used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
Don't go Jason, water falls,
Listen to the rivers and they'll listen to you,too
Don't go chasin' waterfalls,
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
Don't go Jason, water falls
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Don't go Jason, what a fox!
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Don't go Jason, what for?
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Don't go adjacent waterfalls.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Don't go baking Butterball
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Don't go chasin' old folks
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Don't go chasing butterflies
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Don't go chasing water buffaloes.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
listen to the riddles and the fakes that you used to
Don't go chasing waterfalls
lets stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Listen to the rhythms and the lessons you're used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Listen to the riddles and the fakes that you used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Let's stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
Don't go pasting moth balls
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Don't go taking waterfalls
Please stick to the refers and the splifs that you’re used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.
Don't go, Jason Waterfall.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
Just keep loving the ones your used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Just stick to the rivers and lakes that your used to.
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
Please stick to the rhythms and the lyrics that you're use to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
Take me to the rivers and the place you used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Don't start chasin' waterfrogs.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Don’t go Jason Waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
For the Jetsons' waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Go Go Jason Waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Go Go Jason waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Go go Jason Waterfall
Don't go chasing waterfalls
This mishearing was mentioned live on Capital FM London by Dr Fox in 1997
Go go Jason, water falls
Listen to the rivers and they'll listen to you,too.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Go, go Jason Waterfalls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Go, go Jason Waterfalls
Listin to the river you usually do.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Go, go Jason wonderful
Listen to the lyrics like the way that you used to
Don't go chasing waterfalls,
Please stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to
Go, go, Jason Waffles.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Go, go, Jason Waterfall
Pasted to the river and the lakes that you're used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Go, go, Jason Waterfalls!
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Go, go, Jason Waterfalls
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that you used, too.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Go, go, Jason Waterfalls
Please stick to the rhythms and the lyrics that you're used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Go, go, Jason, water falls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Go, go, Jason, what a fool!
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Hobos chasing waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
I know that you're gonna have it your way on nothing at all
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
I see a wrinkle
I see a rainbow
I've seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many stones.
I found a bunny then I drank some hot water everyday.
You saved my life, it's ten shades a gray.
I pray all ten fade away as I praise Him for the Sundays.
And life has promises too. Well me my faith can I do
The many chances I blew whatever in my life to anew.
Clear blue and unconditional skies have dried
The tears from my eyes, no more baloney for eyes.
My only freakin' hope is for the folk who can't cope
With such an indoor pain that it keeps 'em in the forty grain.
Who's to blame for tootin' canes and do your own thang?
What a shame, you shootin' ankles. Someone else is great.
You plain and insane in this day in time for fun and games.
My grandma saved my sister, and she piqued into your own mind.
Dreams are hopeless aspirations, and hopes are comin' true
Believe it yourself. The rest is up to me and…
I seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many storms
Have come and gone leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray.
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray?
I pray all ten fade away, seldom praise Him for the sunny days.
And like His promise is true, only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew to bring my life to anew.
Clear blue and unconditional skies have dried
The tears from my eyes, no more lonely cries.
My only bleedin' hope is for the folk who can't cope
With such an endurin' pain that it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain.
Who's to blame for tootin' 'caine into your own vein?
What a shame, you shoot and aim for someone else's brain
You claim the insane and name this day in time for fallin' prey to crime.
I say the system got you victim to your own mind.
Dreams are hopeless aspirations in hopes of comin' true.
Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and you.
If the angry dummy's in a jam
If at any time he's in a jam
If the dummy's in a jam
She'll be by his side.
If at any time he's in a jam
She'll be by his side.
John, John, Jason Waterfall
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Life's promise is true
Won't leave my bacon undo.
And like His promise is true
Only my faith can undo.
Listen to the Little River Band like you're used to
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
Listen to the rivers and they'll listen to used to
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
Listening to riddles like the way that you're used to
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
Long John Jason waterfalls.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Long John chasin' waterfalls.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Long gone chasin' waterfall
Listen to the rivers and the steaks that you used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
No more Jason Waterfalls
His pleas tick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
Oh oh Jason, what a fall.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Sharing medicine that she just can't touch
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
She give him loving that his body can handle
But all he can say is, "Baby, be good to me"
OR
But all he can say is, "Baby, it's killing me"
One day he goes and takes up Gwen and then Vera
But he doesn't recognize his own faith
She give him loving that his body can't handle
But all he can say is, "Baby, it's good to me"
One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror
But he doesn't recognize his own face
Three letters took him to his final 'ristimply'
Shout on hear me!
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me!
Three letters took him to his final grave
Shout on hear me!
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me!
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Shadowing in me!
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me!
Twistin' through the rivers and the lakes that you used to
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
Uncle Jason waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Yo hear me!
Y'all don't hear me!
Editor's note: The 'misheard' line actually occurs in Weird Al's parody of this song, "Phony Calls."
"What About Your Friends" (MP3)
I want to send a fax on you
Or will they turn their backs on you
"What About Your Friends" (MP3)
They tell me I'll be dead next to me.
They dog me out then be next to me.
"What About Your Friends" (MP3)
What about the French?
What about your friends?