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"10,000 Days (Wings, pt 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ignorant fibbers in the congregation
Gather round spewing sympathy.
Gather round spewing sympathy.
Original Lyrics:
Ignorant siblings in the congregations
Gather 'round spewing sympathy.
Gather 'round spewing sympathy.
"4 Degrees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jet black man, jet black man, jet blind...
Original Lyrics:
Just like that, just like that, just like...
"46 & 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gemini, gemini child, listen.
Original Lyrics:
Join in my, join in my child, listen.
Whispers at the start of and thoughout the song (hard to tell what he's saying without looking it up)
"7empest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy my new record.
Original Lyrics:
We know your nature.
"7empest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Concrete for the dawning comes to rainbow louvre
Original Lyrics:
Calm before the tempest comes to reign all over
"7empest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tranquility rules
Original Lyrics:
Tranquility ruse
"7empest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try another sin before the habit begins
Original Lyrics:
Trying to lull us in before the havoc begins
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any f***in' Johnny, any f***in' Jane.
Original Lyrics:
Any f***in' time, any f***in' day.
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any f**king dyke,
Any f**king gay
Any f**king gay
Original Lyrics:
Any f**king time,
Any f**king day
Any f**king day
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free breed circus psychs you up.
Freak show in this hopless f**king hole we call LA
Freak show in this hopless f**king hole we call LA
Original Lyrics:
Three ring circus sideshow of
freaks here in this hopeless f##king hole we call LA
freaks here in this hopeless f##king hole we call LA
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free parade circus side show
Freak show in this hopless f***ing hole we call L.A.
Freak show in this hopless f***ing hole we call L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call L.A.
Freaks here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call L.A.
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fret for your herpes.
Original Lyrics:
Fret for your hairpiece.
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friecher in this, homie f**king, homie rolling away.
Original Lyrics:
Freaks, here in this hopeless f**king hole we call la.
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary f***ing James
Mary f***ing Jay
Mary f***ing Jay
Original Lyrics:
Any f***ing time,
Any f***ing day
Any f***ing day
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary f*cking John
Hettie f*cking Jane
Hettie f*cking Jane
Original Lyrics:
Any f*cking time
Any f*cking day
Any f*cking day
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pecker swim
Original Lyrics:
Learn to swim.
"Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteors, showers and microwaves.
Followed by meteors, showers and microwaves.
Original Lyrics:
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteorshowers and tidal waves.
Followed by meteorshowers and tidal waves.
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bread for your mercy
Original Lyrics:
Fret for your hairpiece.
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Circus side show psychs you up
Original Lyrics:
Circus side show
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** all these cupboards
I'm covered in clothes.
I'm covered in clothes.
Original Lyrics:
F*** L. Ron Hubbard
And f*** all his clones.
And f*** all his clones.
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck Ol' Ma Hubbard
Original Lyrics:
F*ck L. Ron Hubbard
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there f***ing Johnny
Hey there f***ing Dave
Hey there f***ing Dave
Original Lyrics:
Any f***ing time
Any f***ing day
Any f***ing day
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sure could use a vacation from this old sh*t
free reign circus sideshow up creatures in this homeless f**king home we call away.
The only way to vision is to brush it all away.
Nanny f**king shine. Nanny f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in hell again all day
free reign circus sideshow up creatures in this homeless f**king home we call away.
The only way to vision is to brush it all away.
Nanny f**king shine. Nanny f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in hell again all day
Original Lyrics:
I sure could use a vacation from this bullsh*t
three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless f**king home we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f**king time. Any f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless f**king home we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f**king time. Any f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenard swim
Original Lyrics:
Learn to swim.
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it swim.
Original Lyrics:
Learn to swim.
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oughta swim
Original Lyrics:
Learn to swim
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preacher in this hopeless f***ing hole we call L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Freaks, here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call L.A.
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
See you there, and Harry's gonna pay
Original Lyrics:
See you down in Arizona Bay
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some see a comic book fall from the sky
Original Lyrics:
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
"Anema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free reign circumcise you
Original Lyrics:
Three ring circus sideshow
"Anema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say a comic will fall from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
"Bottom"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll rise up from the bottom
Original Lyrics:
Shit adds up at the bottom
"Cold And Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is a world that's cold and ugly
and she's a skeleton
and she's a skeleton
Original Lyrics:
Is a world that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell
and she's scared as hell
"Crawl Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your gas is burning
If I could I'd stick a pie in.
If I could I'd stick a pie in.
Original Lyrics:
I can see your back is turning
If I could I'd stick a knife in.
If I could I'd stick a knife in.
"Disposition"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torch the leather change
Original Lyrics:
Watch the weather change
"Disposition"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch The Weather Channel.
Original Lyrics:
Watch the weather change.
"Eulogy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chuma says you must die
You must be cruise-ified
For our sins analyze.
You must be cruise-ified
For our sins analyze.
Original Lyrics:
To ascend, you must die
You must be crucified
For our sins and the lies.
You must be crucified
For our sins and the lies.
"Eulogy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus says you must die.
Original Lyrics:
To ascend you must die.
"Eulogy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judas said you must die.
Original Lyrics:
To ascend you must die.
"Eulogy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tool has said you must die.
Original Lyrics:
To ascend you must die.
"Eulogy"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it was that you had sex with me
Like a carousel.
Like a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
What it was that you had said to me
Like I care at all.
Like I care at all.
"Eulogy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have sinned, you must die.
Original Lyrics:
To ascend you must die.
"H Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This cigarette is killin' me.
Original Lyrics:
Considerately killing me.
"Hooker With A Penis"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in between sniffs of coke, he told
Original Lyrics:
And in between sips of Coke, he told
"Hooker With A Penis"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k you Reagan
Original Lyrics:
Buy my new record
"Hooker With A Penis"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck, you wanted f*ck
Original Lyrics:
F*ck you, buddy
"Hooker With A Penis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farm! You funny farm! You funny!
Original Lyrics:
F**k you buddy! F**k you buddy!
"Intolerance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie: Gene steal
Original Lyrics:
Lie, cheat and steal
"Intolerance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scrotum hurt you.
Original Lyrics:
Shroud of virtue
"Intolerance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You lie, cheat, and steal
Like an attorney.
Like an attorney.
Original Lyrics:
But you lie, cheat, and steal
And yet I tolerate you.
And yet I tolerate you.
"Jambi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil in you stepped down.
Original Lyrics:
Dabblin' all the way down
"Jambi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Divine Heaven, wither away
Original Lyrics:
Divided I'm withering away
"Jambi"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm a wild dream come true.
Fest like a sultan I do.
Fest like a sultan I do.
Original Lyrics:
Here from a wild dream come true.
Feast like a sultan I do.
Feast like a sultan I do.
"Jambi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silently just save your prison
Original Lyrics:
Silence, legion, save your poison
"Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lemon is when we wave goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Eleven is when we waved goodbye
"Lateralus"
Misheard Lyrics:
"Just come on buy my new record. Just come and buy the record."
Original Lyrics:
"To feel inspired, to fathom the power."
"Lateralus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm reaching for the random morgue, whatever bewildered me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me.
"Lateralus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over thinking
Over analyzing
Summer in the bonnet!
Over analyzing
Summer in the bonnet!
Original Lyrics:
Over thinking
Over analyzing
Separates the body.
Over analyzing
Separates the body.
"Lateralus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching out to embrace the rectum.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
Original Lyrics:
Reaching out to embrace the random.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
"Lateralus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching out to embrace the rhythm
Reaching out to embrace what Heaven may shun.
Reaching out to embrace what Heaven may shun.
Original Lyrics:
Reaching out to embrace the random
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desperate, desperate honeybee
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desperate, desperate honeybee
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This bloody, this bloody hole in me.
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This bloody, this bloody hole-a-dee.
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This body holding me reminds me of my unborn children, she
Original Lyrics:
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This buddy, the buddy holy bee
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This bunny, this bunny holding me.
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This funny, this funny hole in me.
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me.
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This money, this money holding me
Original Lyrics:
This body, this body holding me
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This precious woman
Who is choosing to be here right now
Hold on, stay inside...
This whore
Who is choosing to be here right now
Hold on, stay inside...
This whore
Original Lyrics:
This precious moment
We are choosing to be here right now
Hold on, stay inside...
This holy reality
We are choosing to be here right now
Hold on, stay inside...
This holy reality
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is an illusion
or
Venus an illusion
or
Venus an illusion
Original Lyrics:
Pain is an illusion
"Pneuma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Become Newman
Original Lyrics:
Become Pneuma
"Pneuma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls*** remember
Original Lyrics:
Wake up remember.
"Pneuma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right here, right now.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up now child.
"Pneuma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right here, right now.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up now.
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand to burn too long
Released inside of me.
Released inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand to burn too long
Released in this sodomy.
Released in this sodomy.
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so young and passed over
Original Lyrics:
I was so young and vestal then
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was so long but I remember just what happened,
I was so young when they stole me.
don't hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive,
even the Sun seemed to tell me otherwise
I was so young when they stole me.
don't hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive,
even the Sun seemed to tell me otherwise
Original Lyrics:
It took so long to remember just what happened,
I was so young and vestal then
you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive,
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
I was so young and vestal then
you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive,
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Alma Mater
This will be over soon.
This will be over soon.
Original Lyrics:
My lamb and martyr
This will be over soon.
This will be over soon.
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Alma Mater
Original Lyrics:
My lamb and martyr
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Alma Mater
Original Lyrics:
My lamb and martyr
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head down, my eyes closed
I'm thrust right open.
I'm thrust right open.
Original Lyrics:
My head down, my eyes closed
And my throat wide open.
And my throat wide open.
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head down, my eyes closed
I'm thrust right open.
I'm thrust right open.
Original Lyrics:
My head down, my eyes closed
And my throat wide open.
And my throat wide open.
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lemon martyr
Original Lyrics:
My lamb and martyr
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My loving mother, this will be over soon.
Original Lyrics:
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.
"Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look so feckless
Original Lyrics:
You look so precious
"Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put s*** on me.
Original Lyrics:
Push it on me.
"Pushir"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you masked my movement anyway
Original Lyrics:
You minimize my movement anyway.
"Pushit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I may feel like a sci-fi-snake.
Original Lyrics:
And I may fade like a sigh if I stay.
"Pushit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muhammad is my only friend!
Original Lyrics:
Survival is my only friend!
"Pushit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour s*** on me.
Original Lyrics:
Pushin' on me
"Pushit"
Misheard Lyrics:
You steal of me, you steal of me
You cheated me, you cheat on me
You cheated me, you cheat on me
Original Lyrics:
You still love me, you still love me
But you didn't need to sh*t on me
But you didn't need to sh*t on me
"Reflection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I hide away
Original Lyrics:
Before I pine away
"Reflection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be down here
Soothing my nostrils sizzling
Must cruise to find the eagle
Before it's far too late
Soothing my nostrils sizzling
Must cruise to find the eagle
Before it's far too late
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be down here
Soothing my narcissism, I
Must crucify the ego
Before it's far too late
Soothing my narcissism, I
Must crucify the ego
Before it's far too late
"Reflection"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's far away
or
It's cold in May
or
It's Colin Maye
or
It's Colin Maye
Original Lyrics:
It's calling me
"Reflection"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hapkin cure me osmacosity endow.
Original Lyrics:
I have come curiously close to the end, down.
"Reflection"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want a beer down here,
Soothing my narcissism.
Soothing my narcissism.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be down here,
Soothing my narcissism.
Soothing my narcissism.
"Right in Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkeys talking, monkeys loaded
Eden has enough to go around
Eden has enough to go around
Original Lyrics:
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Eden has enough to go around?
"Roseta Stoned"
Misheard Lyrics:
I forgot my pants.
Original Lyrics:
I forgot my pen.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Atrophy Annie
Original Lyrics:
Atrophy any (sense of compassion)
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between flamboes and lovers
Original Lyrics:
Between supposed lovers
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between foes and lovers
Original Lyrics:
Between supposed lovers
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between fog holes and lovers
Original Lyrics:
Between supposed lovers
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between some frozen llamas
Original Lyrics:
Between supposed lovers
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between sparkles and lemons
Original Lyrics:
Between supposed lovers
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finding beauty in my consciousness.
Original Lyrics:
Finding beauty in the dissonance.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a piece of s***.
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a piece of s***.
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my penis fits.
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that peace is dead.
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the piece that fits
or
I know that peace is sh*t
or
I know that peace is sh*t
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the beast has tits.
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the beast has tits
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the penis fits
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the pizza's thin
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I own a piece of s***.
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of salad dressing
Original Lyrics:
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of a second guessing
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've done the meth enough to know
The dangers of a second guessing
The dangers of a second guessing
Original Lyrics:
I've done the math enough to know
The dangers of a second guessing
The dangers of a second guessing
"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
With streams of molten lava
Original Lyrics:
Between supposed lovers
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeses don't chew, duck eat bristle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a witless lawyer
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lawyer.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lawyer
I am just a window sill
I will only stomp and hate you
Trust in me if all is well.
I am just a window sill
I will only stomp and hate you
Trust in me if all is well.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well.
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lawyer
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lover
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will find a sensor in you
Original Lyrics:
I will find a center in you
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will only complicate you
Trust in me if all is well.
Trust in me if all is well.
Original Lyrics:
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall is well.
Trust in me and fall is well.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you F*cking whistle,
something but the pat has done
something but the pat has done
or
Jesus blew his f*cking whistle,
something 'bout the past has done
something 'bout the past has done
or
Jesus blew his f*cking whistle,
something 'bout the past has done
something 'bout the past has done
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus blows his f**king whistle
someone has his pants undone
someone has his pants undone
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, wont you f**king whistle
something but the past and done?
something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus blows his tiny whistle
Something 'bout a passing nun!
Something 'bout a passing nun!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wants his bloody whistle
Something that the rat had done.
Something that the rat had done.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wants his f***ing whistle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wants his f**king whistle! Something but the past and done.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f**king whistle? Something but the past and done.
When I first heard this song as a teenager, I thought he said "Jesus wants his f***ing whistle" and thought to myself "Well, who took it?"
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus was a f***ing whistle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wasn't f***ing russel.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wasn't f**king with us
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f**king whistle
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wet his f***ing whistle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
something 'bout Dan Masterson
something 'bout Dan Masterson
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
something 'bout the past and done
something 'bout the past and done
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something 'bout the path of God?
Something 'bout the path of God?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something more to pass the time?
Something more to pass the time?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something more to pass the time?
Something more to pass the time?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Stomping like a pachyderm.
Stomping like a pachyderm.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something for the pastor's son?
Something for the pastor's son?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murder now the path we must lead
or
Murder now the path of muskwheat
or
Murder now the path of muskwheat
Original Lyrics:
Murder now, the path called 'must we
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murder now the path that must be.
Original Lyrics:
Murder now, the path called 'must we'.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murder now the path we must lead
Just because the sun has set
Jesus was a f**king whistler
Something but to pass the time
Just because the sun has set
Jesus was a f**king whistler
Something but to pass the time
Original Lyrics:
Murder now the path called "must we"
Just because the sun has come
Jesus don't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done
Just because the sun has come
Jesus don't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo upon the finger rests.
Original Lyrics:
Who upon the finger rests.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
She just blows her f***ing whistle
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every breath I take
shrouding every breath I take
Original Lyrics:
There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every step I take
shrouding every step I take
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting like I'm stuck in butter.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting like a stalking butler.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting like a Scrubbing Bubble
Who upon the finger rests.
Who upon the finger rests.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting like a stalking butler
Who upon the finger rests.
Who upon the finger rests.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we dream forever?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we drink forever?
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we knock things over?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we not be sober?
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there's a time to everything
F***in' [...] subtlety
F***in' [...] subtlety
Original Lyrics:
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
What became of subtlety?
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
99, 99
Original Lyrics:
It's not enough, I need more.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not a burden anyone should bear.
Original Lyrics:
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finger dipping in the water line.
Original Lyrics:
Finger deep within the borderline.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liar! Geek! Fiend!
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep digging.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie! Cheat! Something!
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep digging.
Do you remember that MTV would never say the name of this song on the air? I remember distinctly that even the video information box would only display the title as 'Song #1', despite the fact that all radio stations said the name. Weird.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie! Cheat! Steal!
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep digging.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me that you love me and we'll play the song together
Original Lyrics:
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something has to change
'Cause my Uncle Bill bought a lemon.
'Cause my Uncle Bill bought a lemon.
Original Lyrics:
Something has to change.
Undeniable dilemma.
Undeniable dilemma.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinkfest
Original Lyrics:
Stinkfist
The title's not in the song, but some DJ's thought this was the title.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Simpsons taught you everything.
Original Lyrics:
Desensitized to everything.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Simpsons taught you everything
What became of subtlety?
What became of subtlety?
Original Lyrics:
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
What became of subtlety?
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
The System taught you everything.
Original Lyrics:
Desensitized to everything
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sphincter tells you everything
or
The stinkfist tells you everything
or
The stinkfist tells you everything
Original Lyrics:
Desensitized to everything
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want me to pick a picture?
Original Lyrics:
Tired moments into pleasure.
"Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sister taught you everything.
Original Lyrics:
Desensitized to everything
"Swamp Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you are stupid, like Orville Riddenbacher.
Original Lyrics:
When you're a stupid, belligerant, f***er.
"Swamp Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This boy is stinky, he seems to have lost it
Original Lyrics:
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
"Swamp Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you’re a stupid, belligerent trucker.
Original Lyrics:
When you're a stupid, belligerent, f***er.
"The Grudge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unable to forgive David Letterman
Original Lyrics:
Unable to forgive their scarlet letterman
"The Patient"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must discriminate myself from this.
Original Lyrics:
I must keep reminding myself of this.
"The Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hold deep in muddy waters.
Original Lyrics:
Eye hole deep in muddy waters.
"The Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo gone hung the Jew with the innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Kangaroo gone hung the juror with the innocent.
"The Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo, please don't eat
Miss Hilton at the government.
Miss Hilton at the government.
Original Lyrics:
Kangaroo be stoned
He's guilty as the government.
He's guilty as the government.
"The Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I pi$$ed all over my back hand.
Original Lyrics:
When you pi$$ed all over my black kettle.
"The Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weeping shades of chosen indigo
Original Lyrics:
Weeping shades of cozened indigo
"Third Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brian opened my third eye.
Original Lyrics:
Prying open my third eye
"Third Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of that fix again.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of that face again.
"Third Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fry an onion might hurt eye
Original Lyrics:
Prying open my third eye
"Third Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frying opened my third eye
Original Lyrics:
Prying open my third eye
"Third Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't open my third eye.
Original Lyrics:
Prying open my third eye.
"Third Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prying open my brown eye.
Original Lyrics:
Prying open my third eye.
"Third Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try and open my third eye.
Original Lyrics:
Prying open my third eye.
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pompous, and all the way
Original Lyrics:
I'm helpless and I'm awake
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm weekend, no man, insignificant
Original Lyrics:
I'm weak and numb and insignificant
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been stepped on by a monster
Original Lyrics:
I've been struck dumb by a voice that...
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been stripped down by a Muslim.
Original Lyrics:
I've been struck dumb by a voice that.
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karen's mouth below me
Opens up around me
Stretching back and forth while swallowing
Opens up around me
Stretching back and forth while swallowing
Original Lyrics:
Current's mouth below me
Opens up around me
Suggests and beckons all while swallowing
Opens up around me
Suggests and beckons all while swallowing
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, you'll upset your enemy
Original Lyrics:
Shut up, you're saturating me
"Vicariously"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi Curiously, I live while the whole world dies.
Original Lyrics:
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
"Vicarious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi-curious I live while the whole world dies
You all needit too, don't lie.
You all needit too, don't lie.
Original Lyrics:
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie.
You all need it too, don't lie.
"Vicarious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a TV.
or
I own a TV.
or
I own a TV.
Original Lyrics:
Eye on the TV
"Vicarious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously, I watch while the whole world dies.
From a distance
Vicariously, I watch while the whole world dies.
Original Lyrics:
I need to watch things die
From a distance.
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies.
From a distance.
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies.
"Vicarious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vicarious, I you and your Nobel Prize.
Original Lyrics:
Vicarious, I live while the whole world dies.
"Wings For Marie (10,000 Days part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chewing away unconditional warmth
Original Lyrics:
Judith Marie, unconditional one
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