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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> T -> Toots and the Maytals

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Toots and the Maytals that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 3 misheard song lyrics for Toots and the Maytals on amIright currently.

"Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer full woman
Beer full woman a jug of beer.
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful woman
Beautiful woman will drive you crazy.
"Pomps and Pride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Condom, condom, condom, condom
Original Lyrics:
Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down
"Sweet and Dandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is no wonder
It's a perfect ponder
Original Lyrics:
It is no wonder
It's a perfect panda

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