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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> T -> T'pau
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for T'pau that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 49 misheard song lyrics for T'pau on amIright currently.
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"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bush so hard
Chudi vagina in your hand
Chudi vagina in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Don't push to hard
Her dreams are China in your hand.
Her dreams are China in your hand.
"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wish for Häagen-Dazs because they may come true
Original Lyrics:
Don't wish too hard because they may come true
"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was this thing she had on her skinny hair
Troubled in a foreign land.
Troubled in a foreign land.
Original Lyrics:
It was this theme she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
He had told in a foreign land.
"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kung-fu breeze
Never brought from the seeds
Took the life from a barreled hand.
Never brought from the seeds
Took the life from a barreled hand.
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
"China In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in a barrel of sand
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man without a hand.
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man without a hand.
Original Lyrics:
Life in a barren land
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A broth to see for a friend to see
Original Lyrics:
A prophecy to see for a fantasy
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A prophecy for a man to see
Original Lyrics:
A prophecy for a fantasy
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just shut up, push too hard.
Original Lyrics:
But you shouldn't push too hard.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born or received
Took life from a borrowed land.
Never born or received
Took life from a borrowed land.
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took a life from a barrel of ham
Never born of the seed
Took a life from a barrel of ham
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comfort greed
Never born in the sea
Took a light from the barrel of hell
Never born in the sea
Took a light from the barrel of hell
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a game she had
Original Lyrics:
It was a theme she had
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a thing she had
Original Lyrics:
It was a theme she had
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was this thing she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
He had told in a foreign land.
Original Lyrics:
It was this theme she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
He had told in a foreign land.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pajamas in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Are China in your hand
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Castle of Living Light
Original Lyrics:
The curse of a vivid mind
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second bird
And the man was a command.
And the man was a command.
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
And the man was in command.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And Amanda's in command.
And Amanda's in command.
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
And the man was in command.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was Inkerman
And the man was Inkerman
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
And the man was in command.
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Told from a barren land
Original Lyrics:
Told from a foreign land
"China in Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagina in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Are China in your hand
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And don't you bring me back for more
Original Lyrics:
And don't you make me beg for more
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping every weekend I
Original Lyrics:
Hoping every waking hour
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned to gold then I turned to dust.
Now before another, I turn to stone.
Now before another, I turn to stone.
Original Lyrics:
I turned to gold then he turned to dust.
Left me for another, I turned to stone.
Left me for another, I turned to stone.
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside I need to know
Original Lyrics:
Give a sign, I need to know
"Heart And Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never let me cross to the other side now
I'm tired of the hope that you will somehow
Hot on the heels of something more
I'm tired of the hope that you will somehow
Hot on the heels of something more
Original Lyrics:
You never let me cross to the other side now
I'm tied to the hope that you will somehow
Hard on the heels of something more
I'm tied to the hope that you will somehow
Hard on the heels of something more
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little Backyardigans' soul
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of heart and soul
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Harlem soul
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of heart and soul
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of olive oil
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of heart and soul
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you make me vapor more
Original Lyrics:
Don't you make me beg for more
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping every weekend now
You'll turn around and say that we can starve
You'll turn around and say that we can starve
Original Lyrics:
Hoping every waking hour
You'll turn around and say that we can start
You'll turn around and say that we can start
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so low when your head is high
Original Lyrics:
I feel so low and your head is high
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living with an Izzy now
But loving you's the only part
But loving you's the only part
Original Lyrics:
Leaving you ain't easy now,
But loving you's the harder part
But loving you's the harder part
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in the evening now
Loving you is the harder pie
You'll never want my woman myself
Not invading you right from the very start
Loving you is the harder pie
You'll never want my woman myself
Not invading you right from the very start
Original Lyrics:
Leaving you ain't easy now
Loving you's the harder part
You never want me for myself
I've needed you right from the very start
Loving you's the harder part
You never want me for myself
I've needed you right from the very start
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living with a wookie, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Hoping every waking hour
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the part of this song I love
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life yeah-yeah
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the politics I like, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life, yeah
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of love, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life, yeah!
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the middle that catches my eye
Original Lyrics:
Something in the moonlight catches my eye
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You move in a way never known before
Original Lyrics:
You move in a way I've known before
"Heart and Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never let me cross to the upside down
Original Lyrics:
You never let me cross to the other side now
"I Will Be with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The time I spend in jury
Original Lyrics:
The time I spend in imagery
"Valentine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the drinks I never tried
Original Lyrics:
All the tears I never cried
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