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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Traditional that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"(On The) King's Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm from Sin Cit, you're from Sin Cit, we're all from Sin City.
Original Lyrics:
I'm from sin set, you're from sin set, we're all from sin set free.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pantry.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree..
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
The Partridge Family.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a parakeet.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in her panties.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three French men...
Original Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three French hens...
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cartridge in a bare tree
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cartridge in a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A partridge in a pantry
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alan Partridge in a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four farting birds
Original Lyrics:
Four calling birds
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, Manjoula gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
And a Partare-Ginnabear tree.
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turtle ducks
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
"500 Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I'm one, No, I'm two,
No, I'm three, No, I'm four,
No, I'm 500 miles away from home.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I'm one, Lord, I'm two,
Lord, I'm three, Lord, I'm four,
Lord, I'm 500 miles away from home.
"Abide With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell puffed a hell
Plus, oh abide with me.
Original Lyrics:
Help of the helpless
Oh, abide with me.
"Ach, Mein Leiber Augustine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ach! My liver, Augustine!
Original Lyrics:
Ach, mein Lieber, Augustine
"Advance Australia Fair (Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australian sons, let us rejoice
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
"Advance Australia Fair (Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australian sunset ostriches
Original Lyrics:
Australian sons, let us rejoice.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australian's all have ostriches, four minus one is three!
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all are ostritches.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat ostriches
For we are young at three.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages for breakfast, lunch and tea
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all let us be boys
For we are young and three.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all love ostriches
Four minus one makes three.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal,
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery's haze, let's harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
'Advance Australia fair!'
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians let us all meet Joyce
For she is young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
For breakfast lunch & tea,
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Omae wa mou shindeiru nani
Original Lyrics:
With golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home is KFC.
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our land is dirt by sea
Original Lyrics:
Our land is girt by sea
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got soil and words for foil
Original Lyrics:
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
Original Lyrics:
With golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
beneath our raging southern rocks
Original Lyrics:
beneath our radiant southern cross
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
beneath the poo in southern cross
Original Lyrics:
beneath the rage in southern cross
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
beneath the rage in southern cross
Original Lyrics:
beneath our radiant southern cross
Ummm, the actual lyric is: beneath our radiant southern cross!!!
"Aiken Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he played upon a label
Original Lyrics:
And he played upon a ladle
"All the Pretty Little Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor little thing is crying Bambi
Original Lyrics:
Poor little thing is crying mammy
"Alouette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alouette, jumping through the wet-uh
Alouette, jumping through the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Alouette, gentille alouette
Alouette, je te plumerai.
"Alouette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alouette, junkie Alouette
Alouette, junkie all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Aloutte, gentile Alouette
Alouette, je te plumerai.
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the letter P
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ello, Meno, Pee.
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
H I J K L is on the wii
Original Lyrics:
HIJKLMNOP
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon and a pea.
Original Lyrics:
L-M-N-O-P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know on NBC
Original Lyrics:
Now I know my ABCs
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I love my ABC's
Next time, won't you stay with me?
Original Lyrics:
Now I know my ABC's
Next time, won't you sing with me?
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I’m watching ABC
Original Lyrics:
Now I know my ABCs
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
elemental pea
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing glaze
Original Lyrics:
Amazing grace
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing grapes
How sweet thou art.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing Grace
How sweet the sound.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing lace, how sweet the pound
Original Lyrics:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
How sweet the south
Original Lyrics:
How sweet the sound
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want soy sauce.
Original Lyrics:
I once was lost.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved a witch like me.
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved a wrench like me.
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toyland squares
I have already come
or
Through many dangerous toyland scares
I have already come.
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
I have already come.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toys and snares
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've known last days to sing God's grace
And when we'd first begun.
Original Lyrics:
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when we'd first begun.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
From every mouse inside.
Original Lyrics:
From every mountainside.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrim's bride.
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where the Pilgrams died.
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where the Pilgrims cried
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrim's pride
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where the Pilgrims pried.
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Freedom reign.
Original Lyrics:
Let Freedom ring.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let free the meringue.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of BIC
Original Lyrics:
Of thee, I sing.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of the I.C.
Original Lyrics:
Of thee, I sing.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty
FDIC.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty
Of thee I sing.
"America (My Country 'Tis of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
From every other side
Original Lyrics:
From every mountainside
"America (My Country 'Tis of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where my pilgrims fried
Original Lyrics:
Land of the pilgrims' pride
"America (My Country 'tis of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh did I sing
Original Lyrics:
Of thee I sing
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Rita sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let free dumb ring.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freed a mring.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My country tis a bee
Sweet land of Liberty
Of D-I-C.
Original Lyrics:
My country tis of Thee
Sweet land of Liberty
Of Thee I sing.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My country, Tisovthee
Sweet land of liberty
Of the icing.
Original Lyrics:
My country, 'tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
Of Thee I sing.
"America (My Country Tis of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty, of the icing.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty, of Thee I sing.
"America (My Country Tis of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of nicotine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of liberty
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
And crown Thy good with Robin Hood
Who died beneath a tree.
Original Lyrics:
And crown Thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
And crown thy good, Red Riding Hood.
Original Lyrics:
And crown thy good, with brotherhood.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
For amber waves of green
Original Lyrics:
For amber waves of grain
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
For amber waves of grey.
Original Lyrics:
For amber waves of grain.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever waves of grain
Original Lyrics:
For amber waves of grain
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
God shed his face on Thee.
Original Lyrics:
God shed his grace on Thee.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
God shed his grace on tea.
Original Lyrics:
God shed His grace on Thee.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spaceship eyes
For Hamburg waves of rain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited rain
Angelica, Angelica
Bob shared his grapes with me
So crown my good
With motherhood
From me to shining me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain
America, America
God shed His grace on Thee
And crown Thy good
With brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh beauty full for spacious guys
for ever grace of grace
for purple mountain majesties above the fruiten gays
Oh Merica, Oh Merica, God shine his light on me
Original Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
for amber waves of grain
for purple mountains' majesty above the fruited plains
America, America God shed his grace on thee
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Beautiful
For heroes who
In liberating strike.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Beautiful
For heroes proved
In liberating strife.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacial skies
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane
Original Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacial skies
For amber waves at grain
For purple mountain, magis trees
Above the fruitlessful plane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful four Spacious Guys
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies
For amber waves of rain
For purple mountains, majesty
Above the fruit and plains.
Original Lyrics:
Oh beautiful, for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountained majesty
Above the fruited plain.
"America the Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
God shared His grapes with me.
Original Lyrics:
God shed His grace on Thee.
"America, The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever waves of grain
Poor purple mountain majesties
Original Lyrics:
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
My country Tisophy,
Sweet land of liberty, of D.I.C.
Original Lyrics:
My country tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of liberty, Of the icing
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of liberty, Of thee I sing
"Ancient Of Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ebenezer, bow at your throne and worship.
Original Lyrics:
Every knee shall bow at Your throne and worship.
"Angels From The Realms Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
God with mayonnaise now residing.
Original Lyrics:
God with man is now residing.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
"Flor" 'tcha, In extension deo.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria in excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels we have heard on high
Sweetly singing o'er the plains
And the Mount Airy Lodge
Echoing their joyous strains.
Original Lyrics:
Angels we have heard on high
Sweetly singing o'er the plains
And the mountains in reply
Echoing their joyous strains.
Mount Airy Lodge was a resort property in the Pocono Mountains.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria in eggshells these days, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, Inspect Chelsea's gay hole.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, In excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, Kleenex celcius sao
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in excelsis deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, in egg shell cease day-o
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria...Estefan is gay, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Gloria...In excelsis Deo!
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria
In Aunt Chelsea's stable.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
In Excelsis Deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shepherds, why this jubilee,
Why your Gloria strains so long?
Original Lyrics:
Shepherds, why this jubilee,
Why your glorious strains prolong?
"Angels We Have Heard on High"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mountains in the sky
or
And the mountains in disguise
Original Lyrics:
And the mountains in reply
"Angels We Have Heard on High"
Misheard Lyrics:
In an angel’s halo
Original Lyrics:
In Excelsius Deo
"Angels We Have Heard on High"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Celsius temperature
Original Lyrics:
In Excelcis Deo
"Angels We Have Heard on High"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Texas panhandle
Original Lyrics:
In Excelsius Deo
"Angels We Have Heard on High"
Misheard Lyrics:
eat at Chelsea's aye oh
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
"Annie Laurie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Max Weldon sprays our Bonnie.
Original Lyrics:
Maxwellton's braes are bonnie.
"Apostle's Creed (We Believe)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We b-leed in God the Father, We b-leed, We b-leed
Original Lyrics:
We believe in God the Father, We believe, We believe
"Asleep in the Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty brave men are asleep in the deep, so beware, beware!
Original Lyrics:
Many brave hearts are asleep in the deep, so beware, beware!
This song, written by J. W. Lamb and H. W. Petrie in 1897, is about the dangers of the seafaring life.
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always time
Original Lyrics:
Auld Lang Syne
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a plate of old lambs fry.
Original Lyrics:
And the days of Auld Lang Syne.
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make the old man cry
Original Lyrics:
And days of auld lang syne
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Lady Zyne
Original Lyrics:
Auld lang syne
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old egg signs
Original Lyrics:
Auld lang syne
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man time
Original Lyrics:
Auld lang syne
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be fall goth
Original Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be forgot
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all the Quintons beef or what
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
Original Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be for God
In the land of old man time?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all the quaintence be for God
And ne'er bought to miii
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should old Aunt Quaintance be forgot?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be for God,
And never bought two mines?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should old and quaint shall be forgot
Original Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take a cup of kindmanship
For auld lang syne.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the cupboard kind of sh*t
For auld lang syne
Original Lyrics:
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's Australia Fair
Original Lyrics:
Advance Australia Fair
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australian all eat sausages
For breakfast, lunch and Tea
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all are ostriches.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all, let us rejoice.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages.
Original Lyrics:
Australians, all let us rejoice.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all let us ring Joyce
for she is young and free
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she makes scones and tea
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all love ostriches
For we are onion free.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Autumn Days (A Hymn)"
Misheard Lyrics:
An irrassaball head (Pronounced: ear-ras-ah-bull-head)
Original Lyrics:
I musn't forget.
"Ave Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
No beast pack a tory booze.
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Ave Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nudist-packing aerobus
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Away In A Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
No crisps in my bed
Original Lyrics:
No crib for a bed
"Away In A Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are blowing the poor baby away
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing the poor baby wakes
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in A major
Original Lyrics:
Away in a Manger
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in a manger, no crisps for me bread
Original Lyrics:
Away in a mannger, no crib for his bed
Editor's note: I changed the performer name because the one that was originally listed (Caroline Putron) is not one who the public has heard of; she is not a publicly acknowledged recording artist of the song. If your own kid (or someone you know) sings it, that's nice, but the performer as listed in the 'artist' field has to be one who is publicly and officially acknowledged. For older Christmas songs, such as this one (with no "original" recording), the custom is to put 'Traditional'.
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in a manger, no quid for a bed
Original Lyrics:
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in an angel
Original Lyrics:
Away in a manger
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cricket for bed
Original Lyrics:
No crib for a bed
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
No kid in a bed
Original Lyrics:
No crib for a bed
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are bowling..
or
The cattle are mowing...
or
The cattle are blowing...
or
The catalog owing
or
The catalog owing
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing..
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are glowing,
The poor baby shakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
the crowd he does hate
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing,
The poor baby wakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
no crying he makes
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are glowing
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes,
But little Lord Jesus, no crying he makes;
I love thee, Lord Jesus, look down from the sky
And stay by my cradle till morning is night.
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes,
But little Lord Jesus, no crying he makes;
I love thee, Lord Jesus, look down from the sky
And stay by my cradle till morning is nigh.
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little Lord Jesus laid down in Sweden
Original Lyrics:
The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head
"B-I-N-G-O"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a dog his name was Bob
And Bing was his name-o
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
"B-I-N-G-O"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Lame-o was his fame oh.
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
"B-I-N-G-O"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his game-o.
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
"B.I.N.G.O."
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a farmer who had a jog
And Lame-o was his name-po.
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black s***
Have you any wood?
Yes sir, yes sir
Tree backs wood.
One for the bastard
One for the dam
And one for the little boy who eats clams.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, hanuwenynanana.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep
Hairy, hairy moon
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags spoon
One for the monster
One for the day
One for the little boy, at least down du hay.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, white sheep, have you any wool?
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbara Black Sheep
Original Lyrics:
Baa Baa Black Sheep
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbra Streisand, have you Andy Warhol?
Original Lyrics:
Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep! Any any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags four.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep! Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Panty-wanty wool.
Original Lyrics:
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Have you any wool?
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you any wood?
Original Lyrics:
Have you any wool?
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy is so lame.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives without a brain.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Back Home Again in Indiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back home again in Indiana,
and as far as the eye can see
Original Lyrics:
Back home again in Indiana,
and as far as I can see
"Balm in Gilead"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a bomb in Gilead
To make the wounded whole
There is a bomb in Gilead
To heal the sin-sick soul
Original Lyrics:
There is a balm in Gilead
To make the wounded whole
There is a balm in Gilead
To heal the sin-sick soul
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vineyards where the grapes of wrath are stored.
Original Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the champion out of Venice where the great surf master scored.
Original Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the village with the great Sir Arthur's sword
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He has trampled on the village where the great giraffe is stored.
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling on the village where the grapes are wrapped and stored,
They have seen the fateful lightning of His terrible slick sword
His troops is marching on
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
He's trampling out the villages and killing with his sword.
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling through the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory Lori hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Glory glory hallelujah
"Be Bold, Be Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be bald, be strong For the Lord thy God is with thee.
Original Lyrics:
Be bold, be strong
For the Lord thy God is with thee.
"Beer Barrel Polka"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll out the barren
Original Lyrics:
Roll out the barrel
"Billy Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere have you been
Original Lyrics:
Oh where have you been
"Billy Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh where have you been
Billy Joel, Billy Joel
Original Lyrics:
Oh where have you been
Billy Boy, Billy Boy
"Blue Tail Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that corn and I don't care,
the master's throwing it away
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care,
de massa's gone away
"Blue Tail Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy crapped corn and I don't care
De massa's gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care
My master's gone away.
"Blue Tail Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy's crack w**re and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
"Bluebells Of Scotland"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gone with streaming banners
Where no bull deeds are done.
Original Lyrics:
He's gone with streaming banners
Where noble deeds are done.
"Bread Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bread of Evan, Bread of Evan
Original Lyrics:
Bread of Heaven, bread of Heaven
"Bread of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wales forever, Wales forever
Original Lyrics:
Bread of heaven, bread of heaven
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging in the sheets
Banging in the sheets
We shall come all over
Banging in the sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the chiefs,
bringing in the chiefs
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves,
bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
Sheep shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheep
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheeps.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets
Bringing in the sheets
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brining in the Fleet
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brining in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Brining in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrinky-dink de dee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Bee bee bop bee boe bee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In the Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets,
Bringing in the sheets;
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In the Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will come to Joyce's bringing in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
We will come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing in the Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the cheese
Bringing in the cheese
People down rehoisting
Bringing in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing in the Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheeps
Bringing in the sheeps
We will come resourcing
Bringing in the sheeps
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves

We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing in the Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the thieves, bringing in the thieves,
We shall come from Jersey, bringing in the thieves.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves,
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buffalo Bill, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
Original Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buffalo soldiers, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals won't you come out tonight
And dance to the night of the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon.
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gils, won't you come out to figth
And dance to the knight of the noon?
Original Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
"Buon Natale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bone it, Holly!
Original Lyrics:
Buon Natale (Italian)
"Carol Of The Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gaily they ring, wild people sing.
Original Lyrics:
Gaily they ring while people sing.
"Carol Of The Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gawkin' at girls
Original Lyrics:
Hark to the bells.
"Carol Of The Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardcover Bells
or
Hark of the bells.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, how the bells!
"Carol of the Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say throw cats away
Original Lyrics:
Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say throw cares away
"Christ Arose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up from the gravy, a rose!
Original Lyrics:
Up from the grave, He arose!
"Christmas Is Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas is coming, the moose is getting fat
Original Lyrics:
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat
"Christmas Is Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you haven't gotta hop any, then God bless you.
Original Lyrics:
If you haven't got a ha'penny, Then God bless you.
"Christmas in Killarney"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas in Killarney
We bother the folks at home
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas in Killarney
With all of the folks at home
"Christmas in Killarney"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Lykes you know to kiss your beau
While cuddling under the mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
It's nice you know to kiss your beau
While cuddling under the mistletoe
"Christmas in Killarney"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nice you know to kiss your foe
And cuddle him under the mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
It's nice you know to kiss your beau
While cuddling under the mistletoe
"Ciribiribin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheery, beery bean
Original Lyrics:
Ciribiribin
"Clementine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caring foxes, without stockses
Original Lyrics:
Herring boxes, without topses
"Clementine"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a cabin, in a cadon, and scavading for a mine.
Original Lyrics:
In a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for a mine.
"Clementine"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a tavern, in a cannon
Original Lyrics:
In a cavern, in a canyon
"Clementine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived a miner, bored a miner
Original Lyrics:
Lived a miner, forty-niner
"Come, Come Ye Saints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, come ye Saints,
No toilet paper here.
Original Lyrics:
Come, come ye Saints,
No toil nor labor fear.
"Danny Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-choo, ah-choo!
Must go and I must hide.
Original Lyrics:
It's you, it's you
Must go and I must bide.
"Danny Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, daddy boy
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Danny boy
"Danny Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, damn it, boy!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Danny Boy
"Days Of Elijah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a chocolate cone
Original Lyrics:
At the trumpet call
"Days Of Elijah"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no god like Sebulba.
Original Lyrics:
There's no God like Jehovah.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tis the season to eat jelly.
Original Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad we now our gay apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dawning now our day of peril
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the b***s with boughs of holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with Boston Charlie
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with balls of holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with booges of holly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bowels a-folly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly
Folly lolly lolly la la la
'Tis the season to beat Molly Don we now our slay apparrel
Folly lolly lolly la la la
Give em all the worst of Harold
Folly lolly lolly la la la.
or
Deck the halls with bells of holly. or
Please roll out the Xmas barrel.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fal la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, fa la la la la la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bows of Holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with parts of Molly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with poison ivy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be naughty
Fa la la la la la la la la
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don B. Nowert's gray apparel
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don is now our gayest fellow.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don's now wearing gay apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart away the old year passes.
Original Lyrics:
Fast away the old year passes.
It might be possible that someone 'farts away' and old year especially if they've been eating something with beans. This misheard lyrics might be because I was born and raised in Florida and I was thinking about an euphemism of old people.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me in metric measure.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me in merry measure.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join me now in gay abandon
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we know our day apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blazing U. B. Forest
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the flaming mule before us
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike the heart, enjoy the florist
Original Lyrics:
Strike the harp and join the chorus
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the way the old year passes.
Original Lyrics:
Fast away the old year passes.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
throw salamy at your mommy
Original Lyrics:
'tis the season to be jolly
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
tiz the seasone to be naughty
Original Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly.
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tis the season to take molly
Original Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darn! We now are gay and prarrel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of folly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with weed and molly lalala la la la
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la!
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don now wears gay apparel
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Years ago this version could have been sung by Liberace.
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we know our game of peril
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we know our game of terror?
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we know our gay apparel
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me in Mary measure
or
Follow me in married measure
Original Lyrics:
Follow me in merry measure
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone we now have day of peril
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand the new year lens and glasses
Original Lyrics:
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearings of Chris Webber
Original Lyrics:
Heedless of the wind and weather
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revenue ye lads and lasses
Original Lyrics:
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Claus is down in Harlem
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blade sing 'You'll be for us'
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us.
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blazing U.B. chorus
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us.
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blazing tour before us
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing the joyous song together
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
He controls the wind and weather
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Original Lyrics:
Sing we joyous, all together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroll the H and you'll die Carol
Original Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I tell all, you'll die treasure
Original Lyrics:
While I tell of Yuletide treasure
"Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck the homes with boughs of holly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck the Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the hall with bowels of Holly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the hall with boughs of holly
At some point, somebody else is sure to also mishear this song and then make a horror/xmas movie in which these lyrics are literally depicted (if it hasn't already happened). Yuck.
"Deck the Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail the new year lads and lasses
Original Lyrics:
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses
"Deep And Wide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
There's a flower growing deep and wide.
Original Lyrics:
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
There's a fountain flowing deep and wide.
This is a children's bible song, and I didn't know which performer to file it under, since the official performer is not known.
"Ding Dong Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Havanna in egg shells is.
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna In Excelsis.
"Ding Dong Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
How some are in a jealous seat
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna in Excelsis
"Ding Dong Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
May ye beautifully rhyme,
You endtime zombie singers
Original Lyrics:
May ye beautifully rhyme
Your evetime song, ye singers
"Ding Dong Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
May you dutifully rise.
Original Lyrics:
May ye beautifully rhyme.
"Ding Dong Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dad barracks for Chelsea.
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna In Excelsis.
"Ding Dong Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanna will vex Chelsea.
or
Rosanna inspects Chelsea.
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna In Excelsis.
"Ding Dong Merrily on High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ria Hosanna in a shell suit.
Original Lyrics:
Glo........ria Hosanna in excelsis
Editor's note: The submitter of this one listed 'Bluecoat C. of E. school (Walsall) choir' as the performer, yet they are not an actual band. However, there is a Blue Coat C of E Comprehensive School located in Walsall, England, and they do have a choir, but I don't think they're widely known.
"Ding Dong Merrily on High"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Paris the bells are ringing
Original Lyrics:
In heaven the bells are ringing
"Ding Dong, Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooo, in eggshellsia
or
Oooo, she is Chelsia
or
Her name is Chelsia.
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna in excelsis
'Oooo in eggshellsia' is what I usually sang, it's a combination of 'eggshells' and 'Chelsia'
"Ding, Dong, Merrily On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Osama, he is Chelsea's!
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna in excelsis!
"Down With The Old Canoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing out the 'winder' pane
'The Titanic was her name'.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing out to win her fame
The Titanic was her name.
"Doxology"
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Goat! Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost!
I like singing it "holy goat" when I'm not in church
"Doxology"
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise Him all preachers. Here we go!
Original Lyrics:
Praise Him all creatures here below
"Eternal Father, Strong to Save (Navy Hymn)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For those in terror on the sea.
Original Lyrics:
For those in peril on the sea.
"Farmer In The Dell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farmer chews a wife.
Original Lyrics:
Farmer, choose a wife.
"Farmer In The Dell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farmer shoot your wife.
Original Lyrics:
Farmer, choose a wife.
"Fields Of Athenry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where once we watched the small people fly.
Original Lyrics:
Where once we watched the small free bird fly.
"Finnegan's Wake"
Misheard Lyrics:
His head felt heavy
Which made him sick.
Original Lyrics:
His head felt heavy
Which made him shake.
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sausage on a bus.
Original Lyrics:
And so say all of us.
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Figgety Foggety Jeggo
Figgety Foggety Jeggo
Figgety Foggety Jeh-ehgo!
Original Lyrics:
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow.
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For he's a Charlie Cavello
For he's a Charlie Cavello
For he's a Charlie Cavelell-O
The nobody candy guy.
Original Lyrics:
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
That nobody can deny.
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For he's a delicate fellow.
Original Lyrics:
For he's a jolly good fellow.
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For he's a jolly Costello
Original Lyrics:
For he's a jolly good fellow
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Original Lyrics:
For he's a jolly good fellow.
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze a jolly good fellow
And saucy all of us!
Original Lyrics:
For he's a jolly good fellow
And so say all of us!
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
With snow, body candy night.
Original Lyrics:
Which nobody can deny
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
With strawberry candy 9
Original Lyrics:
Which nobody can deny
"For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Figgety Foggety Jeggo,
Figgety Foggety Jeggo,
Figgety Foggety Jeh-ehgo!
Original Lyrics:
For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow
"For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
With snow on a candy night
Original Lyrics:
Which nobody can deny
"For Unto Us A Child Is Born (fm Handel's'Messiah')"
Misheard Lyrics:
For unto us a chowder's born
Unto us a sauna's given.
Original Lyrics:
For unto us a child is born
Unto us a Son is given.
"Frankie and Johnny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frankie reached in her commode and
Pulled out her big forty-four.
Original Lyrics:
Frankie reached in her kimono
Pulled out her big forty-four.
"Frere Jacques"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ferro zapper
Ferro zapper
Gourmet Food
Gourmet Food
Solid Lemon Teacher
Solid Lemon Teacher
Ding dang dong,
Ding dang dong
Original Lyrics:
Frère Jacques
Frère Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
Ding ding dong
Ding ding dong
"Frere Jacques"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday shoppers
Original Lyrics:
Frere Jacques
"Frere Jacques"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny little Tina
Original Lyrics:
Sonnez les matines
"Frere Jacques"
Misheard Lyrics:
Very shocking
Original Lyrics:
Frere Jacques
"Frere Jacques"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is Jacques?
Original Lyrics:
Frère Jacques
"Galilee Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I leave my boots behind.
Original Lyrics:
So I leave my boats behind.
"Gesù Bambino"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dreadful chorus sound
Original Lyrics:
The grateful chorus sound
"Git Along Little Dogies"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll feed you up on grizzly bear salsa
or
We'll feed you up on grizzly bear and soy sauce.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fill you up on prickly pear and cholla.
"Git Along Little Dogies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mother was raised away down in Texas
With the jimson weed Adam Sandler grows.
Original Lyrics:
Your mother was raised way down in Texas
Where the jimson weed and the sandburs grow.
"Go Tell It On The Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in a lonely manger
The humbug Christ was born.
Original Lyrics:
Down in a lowly manger
The humble Christ was born.
"Go Tell It On The Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go tally on the mountain
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain
"Go Tell It On The Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold jelly on the mountain
Over the hills and everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Go, tell it on the mountain
Over the hills and everywhere
The song is an Afro-American spiritual first seen in print during the US Civil War era (mid 19th century).
"Go Tell It On The Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
No telling on the mountain.
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain.
"Go Tell It On the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go teller on the mountain
That cheeses rise is porn
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain
That Jesus Christ is born
"Go Tell It on the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go telly on the mountain
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain.
"Go Tell It on the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh cherry on the mountain
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain
"Go Tell It on the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, telling on the man
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain
"Go Tell It on the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Jesus Christ is gone
Original Lyrics:
That Jesus Christ is born
"Go Tell it On the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Reese's cups is born
Original Lyrics:
That Jesus Christ is born
"Go Where I Send Thee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children, go where I send thee
How shall I send thee?
Well, I'm a-gonna send thee ten by ten
Ten for the handcuffed mannequins.
Original Lyrics:
Children, go where I send thee
How shall I send thee?
Well, I'm a-gonna send thee ten by ten
Ten for the Ten Commandments.
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the mountains, Dr. Pierrey
To the oceans, Microphone
Original Lyrics:
From the mountains, to the prairies
To the oceans, white with foam
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless America
My only home.
Original Lyrics:
God bless America
My home sweet home.
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us wear our Lee Jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Let us swear allegiance.
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand behind her and grind her.
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her.
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her and guide her
With the light from the bite of a bug.
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above.
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from a bug.
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from above.
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
through the night by the light from a bulb
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
through the night by the light from above
"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from a bulb!
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from above.
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arrest three scary gentlemen
Original Lyrics:
God rest ye merry gentlemen
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
God rest ye married gentlemen
Original Lyrics:
God rest ye merry gentlemen
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times full of comfort and joy
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings of comfort and joy
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good timings of comfort and joy
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings of comfort and joy
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
No tidings of comfort enjoy
Comfort enjoy
No tidings of comfort enjoy
Original Lyrics:
O tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy.
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Tide cleans like Comet and Joy
Comet and Joy
O Tide cleans like Comet and Joy.
Original Lyrics:
O tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy.
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
O tidings of Kung Fu and joy
Original Lyrics:
O tidings of comfort and joy
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
O tidings of Thumper and Joy
Original Lyrics:
O tidings of comfort and joy
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, tidings of confident joy [pronounced "con-fuh-dent"]
Original Lyrics:
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ox and feedle hay
Original Lyrics:
Oxen feed on hay
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Pommice Day
Original Lyrics:
Remember Christ our Savior was born upon this day
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The witch, his mother Mary
Original Lyrics:
To which his mother Mary
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidings of confident joy
Original Lyrics:
Tidings of comfort and joy
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
To save us all from Santa's power
Original Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's power
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's Tower.
Original Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's power.
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's power
While we were gonna' spray
Original Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's power
While we were gone astray
"God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Pommice Day.
Original Lyrics:
Remember Christ our Savior was born upon this day.
"God Rest You Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
God rescue merry gentlemen.
Original Lyrics:
God rest you merry gentlemen.
"God Rest You Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
God rest ye hairy mentalmen.
Original Lyrics:
God rest you merry gentlemen.
"God Rest You Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
God rest you Jerry Mental Men
Original Lyrics:
God rest you merry gentlemen.
"God Rest You Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
God rest you, Jerry Mendlebaum.
Original Lyrics:
God rest you merry gentlemen.
"God Save the Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob save the queen
Original Lyrics:
God save the queen
"Good Christian Men Rejoice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good Christian memory, Joyce
Original Lyrics:
Good Christian men, rejoice
"Good King Wenceclas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the East of Eden
Original Lyrics:
On the Feast of Stephen
East of Eden is a novel by John Steinbeck.
"Good King Wencenslaus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wence's car backed out on a piece of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Gook King Wencenslaus looked out on the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wencenslaus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wence's lips locked up on the face of Steven
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wencenslaus looked out on the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gathering winter Purell
Original Lyrics:
Gathering winter fuel
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wence's lass looked out
On the feet of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wencelas last looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences Glass looked down
Now we're Even Steven.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences car backed out,
on a piece of Stephen
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out,
on the Feast of Stephen
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences did loss out.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out.
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences last looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out,
On the Feast of Steve, Oh!
When the snow lay round about
Deep as Christmas Eve, Oh!
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out,
On the Feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas lost no doubt.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out.
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the East of Eden
Original Lyrics:
On the Feast of Stephen
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The good king went to sloth.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a foreman came in sight
Gathering winter fuel
Original Lyrics:
When a poor man came in sight
Gathering winter fuel
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a plumber came in sight
Gathering winter fuel
Original Lyrics:
When a poor man came in sight
Gathering winter fuel
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a woman came in sight
Original Lyrics:
When a poor man came in sight
"Good King Wenceslas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dough lay round about
Deep-pan, crisp and even.
Original Lyrics:
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even.
"Good Morning Mr. Zip-Zip-Zip"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good morning, Mr. Zit-Zit-Zits
Original Lyrics:
Good morning, Mr. Zip-Zip-Zip
Written in 1918 by Leo Feist Inc. (according to Wiki); not sure if they should be credited as the performer or not.
"Goodbye Old Paint"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm up in the saddle,
a razor in my hand
Original Lyrics:
I'm up in the saddle,
the reins are in my hand
"Great Is Thy Faithfulness"
Misheard Lyrics:
They all join with nature
In Med-i-co (Mexico) with much.
Original Lyrics:
They all join with nature
In manifold witness.
This song actually started out as a poem written in 1923 by Thomas O. Chisolm, God's faithfulness.
"Hail to Britannia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hokey-pokey, penny a loaf
Tasty pudding pie
Original Lyrics:
Hokey-pokey, penny a loaf
Taste before you buy
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas healing in his wings
Original Lyrics:
Risen with healing in his wings.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to the New York King
Original Lyrics:
Glory to the newborn King
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
God and sinners wrecked a child.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail the Hamburg Prince of Peace.
Original Lyrics:
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the haywire angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joyful, all lean Haitians rise.
Original Lyrics:
Joyful, all ye nations rise.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prison with healing in his wings.
Original Lyrics:
Risen with healing in his wings.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Anne's jelly toast proclaim.
Original Lyrics:
With th'angelic host proclaim.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With angelic hearts proclaim
Original Lyrics:
With angelic host proclaim
"Hark The Herld Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Harold alien sings!
Original Lyrics:
Hark the herald angels sing
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garden centers wrecked a child.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to the New York King
Original Lyrics:
Glory to the newborn king
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark the herald alien sings
Original Lyrics:
Hark the herald angels sing
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honk, the herald angels sing
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and Impestradle.
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild.
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and Murphy mild.
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild.
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the jelly ghost proclaim
Original Lyrics:
With th'angelic host proclaim.
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
"With the jelly," angels sing
Original Lyrics:
With the angelic angels sing
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And mercy mile
Original Lyrics:
And mercy mild
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
God d***ed sinners reconciled.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled.
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join the triumph of the stars
Original Lyrics:
Join the triumph of the skies
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Park the heron angels sting
Original Lyrics:
Hark! The herald angels sing
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy my!
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and Merseyside
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy might
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, immersed in wine
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a genuine host complain
Original Lyrics:
With angelic host proclaim
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With angelic hosts complain
Original Lyrics:
With angelic host proclaim
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With angelic roast of lamb
Original Lyrics:
With angelic hosts proclaim
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark, the dear old angels bring.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half the hairy angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald ngels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the Newport Bridge!
Original Lyrics:
Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the newborn King
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Hairy Angels Sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Harold Agency
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Harold angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the Herald Angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Horrid Angels sing,
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the Herald Angels sing
Editor's note: "Me" is not an actual performer. If you yourself sang this, that's nice, but did you do an actual recording of this for the world to hear??
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mark, the Harold angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the Herald Angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild
God incinerates the child.
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus had women friends as well.
Original Lyrics:
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus, our Emmanuel.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sparkle year old angels' bling.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hava Nagila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh Rocky, the whistle player
Original Lyrics:
Uru achim belev sameach
"Havah Nagila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop-off, I'll do the hop-off...
Original Lyrics:
Havah Nagila, Havah Nagila, Havah....
"Havah Nagila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humbug, tequila humbug, tequila humbug...
Original Lyrics:
Havah Nagila, Havah Nagila, Havah....
"He Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a Christian savior
Original Lyrics:
I serve a risen savior
"Head Shoulders Knees and Toes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head, shoulders sneezin' toes, sneezin' toes
Original Lyrics:
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit shoulders, knees and toes
Original Lyrics:
head, shoulders, knees and toes
"Here We Come A-caroling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we come a-caroling
I love the leaves are green
Original Lyrics:
Here we come a-caroling
Among the leaves so green
"Here We Come a-Caroling"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mother needs to breathe
or
A father needs to breathe
or
A brother needs to breathe
or
Another needs to breathe
Original Lyrics:
Among the leaves so green
"Here We Come a-Caroling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to be so green
Original Lyrics:
Among the leaves so green
"Here We Come a-Caroling"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all love deli bagels
Original Lyrics:
We are not daily beggars
"Here We Come a-Caroling"
Misheard Lyrics:
We honored daily bakers
Original Lyrics:
We are not daily beggars
"Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go 'round the mulberry bush
So Irving in the morning
Original Lyrics:
Here we go 'round the mulberry bush
So early in the morning
"Here We Go 'round the Mulberry Bush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracles 'round the mulberry bush
or
America 'round the mulberry bush
Original Lyrics:
Here we go 'round the mulberry bush
"Hickory Dickory Dock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piggly Wiggly Stores
Original Lyrics:
Hickory Dickory Dock
"Hickory Dickory Dock"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clock struck one
The mouse was done
Original Lyrics:
The clock struck one
The mouse fell down
"Hokey Cokey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat that! Eat that!
Original Lyrics:
In! Out! In! Out!
"Hokey Pokey"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when it's all in doubt
Original Lyrics:
That's what it's all about
"Home On The Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the cantelope play.
Original Lyrics:
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play.
"Home On The Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where Zelda is heard
Original Lyrics:
Where seldom is heard
"Home On the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh give me a ho
Original Lyrics:
Oh give me a home
"Home on the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
A discouraging one
Original Lyrics:
A discouraging word
"Home on the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh bring me a hole
Original Lyrics:
Oh give me a home
"Home on the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh bring me a whore
Original Lyrics:
Oh give me a home
"Home on the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, give me a home with the buffalo road
Where the deer and the antonym play
Original Lyrics:
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
"Home on the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where seven is heard
On discouraging work
Original Lyrics:
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
"Home on the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the deer and the anvil will play
Original Lyrics:
Where the deer and the antelope play
"Home on the Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Original Lyrics:
Where the deer and the antelope play
"How Great Thou Art"
Misheard Lyrics:
How great thou aren't
Original Lyrics:
How great thou art
"How Great Thou Art"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land sakes my soul
My savior got to me.
Original Lyrics:
Then sings my soul
My Savior, God, to thee.
"Hush Little Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hush, Little Mermaid, don't say "hello"
Original Lyrics:
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
"Hush Little Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mommy's gonna buy you a hummingbird
Original Lyrics:
Mommy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
"Hush, Little Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's gonna buy you a cookie jar
Original Lyrics:
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass
"Hush, Little Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's gonna buy you a knockingbird
Original Lyrics:
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
"I Have a Little Dreidel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a little Drano
Original Lyrics:
I have a little dreidel
"I Have a Little Dreidel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a little Play-Doh
Original Lyrics:
I have a little dreidel
"I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bell frees up all prison scum.
or
The bell freeze up all Christians dumb.
Original Lyrics:
The belfries of all Christendom
"I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diversion Mary and Christ were there.
Original Lyrics:
The Virgin Mary and Christ were Thee.
"I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw three s***s from semen
Original Lyrics:
I saw three ships come sailing in
"I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw tree s*** concealing
Original Lyrics:
I saw three ships come sailing in
"I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Savior Christ and His lady
Original Lyrics:
Our Savior Christ and His sleigh-de
"I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Saviour Christ of Israeli

(or, as I heard it earlier:)

I'll save your Christ...
Original Lyrics:
Our Savior Christ and His lady
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaves have snow and mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
Please have snow and mistletoe
Leaves CAN have snow, but mistletoe has leaves, not vice versa.
"I'll Fly Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a home on God's cholesterol
I'll fly away.
Original Lyrics:
To a home on God's celestial shore
I'll fly away.
"I'm a Little Teapot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little cheese puff
Original Lyrics:
I'm a little teapot
"I've Been Workin' On The Railroad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dino, won't you blow?
Dino, won't you blow?
Dino, won't you blow your hole?
Original Lyrics:
Dinah, won't you blow?
Dinah, won't you blow?
Dinah, won't you blow your horn?
"I've Been Workin' On The Railroad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been workin' on the railroad
All the ding dong day.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working on the railroad
All the live long day.
"I've Got Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy (Down In My Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly down in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
I've got joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
"I've Got Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy (Down In My Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the joy joy
Original Lyrics:
I've got joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
"If That Same Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
If that same spirit that raced cars from the dead
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
Original Lyrics:
If that same Spirit that raised Christ from the dead
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
"If You're Happy and You Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're happy, Anne Jenoit
Original Lyrics:
If you're happy and you know it
"If You're Happy and You Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're tacky and you know it, crap your hands
Original Lyrics:
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
"In Tenderness, He sought me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the grace that brought me to the phone,
Wondrous grace that brought me to the phone!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the grace that brought me to the fold,
Wondrous grace that brought me to the fold!
"In The Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.
Andy tells me I am his own.
Original Lyrics:
And He walks with me, and He talks with me.
And He tells me I am his own.
"In The Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy walks with me
Andy talks with me
Andy tells me I am his own.
Original Lyrics:
And He walks with me
And He talks with me
And He tells me I am His own.
"It Came Upon The Midnight Clear"
Misheard Lyrics:
From angels bending near the earth
To touch their hearts of gold.
Original Lyrics:
From angels bending near the earth
To touch their harps of gold.
"It Came Upon the Midnight Clear"
Misheard Lyrics:
From angels bending near the earth to touch their harpsachord
Original Lyrics:
From angels bending near the earth
To touch their harps of gold.
"It Is Well With My Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is well, it is well with Lysol.
Original Lyrics:
It is well, it is well with my soul.
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Bonnie and Ben
Original Lyrics:
A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
"It's Raining, It's Pouring"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's raining, it's boring.
Original Lyrics:
It's raining, it's pouring.
A nursery rhyme dating back to the early 20th century.
"Jese Jesus Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jews are coming back to walk on me
Barbies in the starry skies.
Original Lyrics:
Soon he's coming back to welcome me
Far beyond the starry skies.
"Jesus Bids Us Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus' bits of shine
Original Lyrics:
Jesus bids us shine.
"Jesus Is Seeking the Humble Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is sneaking through Humboldt Park
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is seeking the humble heart
"Jesus Loves Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty Bibles tell me so.
Original Lyrics:
For the Bible tells me so.
"Jesus Loves Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves me this is so
For the boy he tells me so
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this I know
For the Bible tells me so
"Jesus Loves Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this is my nose...
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this I know
"Jesus Loves Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ones who hear this song.
or
Little ones that hear me know.
Original Lyrics:
Little ones to Him belong.
"Jesus Loves Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ones who hear this song
Original Lyrics:
Little ones to Him belong
Written by Susan Warner in 1860; various artists have recorded their own versions.
"Jesus Loves the Little Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are purple in his sight.
Original Lyrics:
Red and yellow, blck and white,
They are precious in his sight.
"Jesus Loves the Little Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether they are black or white, all are precious in His sight.
Original Lyrics:
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are precious in his sight.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the hills we go
or
Oh, the fields we go
Original Lyrics:
O'er the hills we go
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the hills we go
or
Oh, the fields we go
or
O'er the hills we go
Original Lyrics:
O'er the fields we go
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a one-horse open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
And opened a horse, sleigh!
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then we got on socks
Original Lyrics:
And then we got upsot
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells are 'bout to ring
Making spirits cry.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells of boxing ring.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on bobsleds ring.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on bottles ring.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on cocktails ring
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on something ring
Making spirits rise
What fun it is to fly and sing a sleighing snow sleigh ride.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinga bells
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells
Chinga is a Mexican Spanish swear word for f**k or f**king
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow with one whore, soap, and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse soap-and-sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow, with a one-hor, soapen sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
when one horse opens his leg
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the
in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
And one-horse opens leg.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one whore's open sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing trough the snow
With one horse upon a sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Depends on cocktail rings
or
Depends on Diamond rings
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtail ring
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dishing through the snow
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Douching through the snow
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
Why does it have to be me...
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one whole soapin' sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one whore soap and sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one whore soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a wan whore's open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a wan whore’s oaken sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a wan whore’s open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle bells, jungle bells
jungle all the way
oh what fun it is to bite for a cobra gone astray
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kingle bell, kingle bell
Kingle all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making scary Sprite
Original Lyrics:
Making spirits bright
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making spirits cry
Original Lyrics:
Making spirits bright
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misfortune seemed his lock
Original Lyrics:
Misfortune seemed his lot
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh much fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one whore soapin' Sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride
With one horse, soap and hay.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to run in a white house open, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald, Old MacDonald, in a sleigh, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey!
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one door open sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse, soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse, soap, and play
Original Lyrics:
One-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One whore soap and slave.
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One whore's open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pringle bells, Pringle bells
Pringle all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
The horse was lean and lame
Original Lyrics:
The horse was lean and lank
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Bells
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
With one whore in the sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
and Wee Wee got upsot
Original Lyrics:
And then we got upsot
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
beat-up Chevrolet
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
one more opened slave
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
"John Brown's Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Brown's body lies a-moulting in the grave.
Original Lyrics:
John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave.
"John Brown's Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Brown's body lies a-smolderin' in the grave.
Original Lyrics:
John Brown's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave.
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
His age is 92
Original Lyrics:
His name is my name, too
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name is Marley, too
Original Lyrics:
His name is my name, too
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name is cockatoo
Original Lyrics:
His name is my name, too
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit Man is my name, too
Original Lyrics:
His name is my name, too
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Jangle Jenkinheimer Schmidt
Your name's my name, too.
Original Lyrics:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name's my name, too.
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's peekaboo and shout
Original Lyrics:
The people always shout
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beagles always shout
Original Lyrics:
The people always shout
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Misheard Lyrics:
The peepers always shout
Original Lyrics:
The people always shout
"John The Revelator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that riding John the elevator?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that writing? John the Revelator!
"Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the chimney, bored and slack
With your pack, you creep!
Original Lyrics:
Down the chimney, broad and black
With your pack you'll creep.
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas isn't coming soon
Original Lyrics:
Christmas Eve is coming soon
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you sing a single song
Original Lyrics:
Don't you tell a single soul
"Jolly Old St. Nicolas"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks dolls are Polly
Original Lyrics:
She thinks dolls are folly
"Joy To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And wonders, and one deserves His love.
Original Lyrics:
And wonders, and wonders of His love.
"Joy To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
He rules the world with truth and grace
And makes the nations prudes.
Original Lyrics:
He rules the world with truth and grace
And makes the nations prove.
"Joy To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord has gone.
Original Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord has come.
"Joy To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare a broom and having a manger scene..
Original Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing..
"Joy To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare him room
And have Nan Nature sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare him room
And Heav'n and nature sing.
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Mother Nature sings
Original Lyrics:
And heaven and nature sing
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Mother Nature sings
Original Lyrics:
And heaven and nature sing
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And have a nature scene
And have a nature scene
And have a, and have, a nature scene.
Original Lyrics:
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And warriors of his soldiers
Original Lyrics:
And wonders of his love
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defeat the sounding joy
Original Lyrics:
Repeat the sounding joy
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy to the Word the Lore has come
Original Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord is come.
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord is dead
Original Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord has come.
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord is scum.
Original Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord is come.
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Earth receive her key
Original Lyrics:
Let Earth receive her King
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let every heart repair then you
Original Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare Him room
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let her receive her king
Original Lyrics:
Let Earth receive her king
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Release the hounds, enjoy
Original Lyrics:
Repeat the sounding joy
"Just A Closer Walk With Thee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Granite Jesus is my plea.
Original Lyrics:
Grant it, Jesus, is my plea.
"Just A Closer Walk With Thee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Number three, dear Lord, number three
Original Lyrics:
None but thee, dear Lord, none but thee
"Just a Closer Walk with Thee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it pee, dear Lord, let it pee.
Original Lyrics:
Let it be, dear Lord, let it be.
"Keep Thou My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bradley, the Cross-Eyed Bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly the cross I bear.
"Keep Thou My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly the cross I'd bear
"Keep Thou My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross I'd bear
"La Marseillaise (French National Anthem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Vienna Jews could don no bra.
Original Lyrics:
Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras.
"Lead on, O King Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lead on, oh kinky turtle
Original Lyrics:
Lead on, oh King Eternal
"Li'l Liza Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little eyes of, little eyes of Jane
Original Lyrics:
Oh, little Liza, little Liza Jane
"Little Bunny Foo Foo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not like a rabbit, too
Original Lyrics:
I don't like your attitude
"Little Bunny Foo Foo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little bunny poo poo
Hopping through the florist
Original Lyrics:
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
"Little Bunny Foo Foo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooping up the felines
Original Lyrics:
Scooping up the field mice
"Little Bunny Foo Foo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snoopy and the field mice
Original Lyrics:
Scooping up the field mice
"Little Miss Muffet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her turds away.
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
She swore to menace Xavier
One has-been Worcester knight.
Original Lyrics:
She bore to men a savior
When half-spent was the night.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Mary we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love a riot
She farted in the manger
One hellbent Wednesday night.
Original Lyrics:
With Mary, we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love aright
She bore to men a Savior
When half-spent was the night.
"Loch Lomond"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Twas there that we farted, in yon shady glen.
Original Lyrics:
'Twas there that we parted, in yon shady glen.
"London Bridge Is Falling Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Build it up with iron bombs
Original Lyrics:
Build it up with iron bars
"London Bridge Is Falling Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Build it up with iron lungs
Original Lyrics:
Build it up with iron bars
"London Bridge Is Falling Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold and silver, I had none
Original Lyrics:
Gold and silver, I have none
"London Bridge is Falling Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold and silver, I have nuns
I have nuns, I have nuns
Original Lyrics:
Gold and silver, I have none
I have none, I have none
"Lord Of The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance setee.
Original Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he.
"Lord of The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dancing Trees
Original Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he
"Lord of The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the lavatory. (pronounced 'lava-tree')
Original Lyrics:
'I am the Lord of the Dance', said he.
"Lord of The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a cavity.
Original Lyrics:
'I am the Lord of the Dance', said he.
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dads, then, wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dads, said he
Original Lyrics:
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance dance where ever you may be
For I am the Lord of the Dancing Tea
I'll lead you all where ever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the Dancing Tea
Original Lyrics:
Dance dance where ever you may be
For I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I'll lead you all whereever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the dance, said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dark Settee
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all to the Dark Settee
Original Lyrics:
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance, wherever you may be, I am the lord of the dance settee
Original Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be, "I am the Lord of the dance", said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be.
I am the lord of my dad's settee
Original Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be.
'I am the lord of the dance,' said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, there, wherever you may be
Original Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hat stand, wherever you may be
Original Lyrics:
Dance then, wherever you may be
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance Settee,
And I'll tease you all, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance Settee
or
I am the Lord of the Dan Settee
or
I am the Lord of the Dan Settee
Original Lyrics:
"I am the Lord of the Dance," said he.
"And I'll be with you, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance," said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the damn city
Original Lyrics:
"I am the Lord of the dance", said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the lord of the damsel freak
Original Lyrics:
I am lord of the dance said he
"Lord of the Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ireland, you believe in me.
Original Lyrics:
I live in you, if you live in me.
"Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive us our trash passes,
as we forgive those who passed trash against us
Original Lyrics:
And forgive us our tresspasses,
as we forgive those who tresspass against us
"Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, makes art in Heaven
How do you know my name?
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
"Lord, I Know I've Been Changed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I know I've been chained
De angels in da heaven's gonna fry my brains.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I know I've been changed
De angels in da Heaven's done signed my name.
"Lord, I Lift Your Name On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the earth to the cross,
my dead toupee
Original Lyrics:
From the earth to the cross,
my debt to pay
"Lord, This Is The People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lloyd, this is the people
Who long to see our face.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, this is the people
Who long to see your face.
"Love Lifted Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love lifted meven me.
Original Lyrics:
Love lofted even me.
"Love's Old Sweet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
As it wove itself in two
Original Lyrics:
Softly it wove itself into our dream
"Lullay Thou Little Tiny Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Herod the king, in his regime.
Original Lyrics:
Herod the king, in his raging.
"Marching Test (School Days)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading, writing, you're in my d***s
or
Reading, writing, Eurythmic d***s
Original Lyrics:
Reading, writing, and arithmetic
"Mare's Eat Oats"
Misheard Lyrics:
A kiddley tivy, too
Wouldn't you?
Original Lyrics:
A kid'll eat ivy, too
Wouldn't you?
"Mare's Eat Oats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marzy dotz
n doze e dotz
and little lambsy divey
Original Lyrics:
Mare's eat oat
and doe's eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy.
"Mares Eat Oats"
Misheard Lyrics:
A kid'll eat ivy too, wooden shoe.
Original Lyrics:
A kid 'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?
"Mares Eat Oats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bears eat boats
And diddly oats
And little girls named Ivy.
Original Lyrics:
Mares eat oats
And doe's eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy.
"Mares Eat Oats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiddley divey too
Original Lyrics:
A kid 'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?
How about 'Kids eat ivy too'
"Mares Eat Oats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mairzy doats
and dozy doats
and Lilttle Lambsy Divey
a kiddely divey too
wooden shoe
Original Lyrics:
Mares eats oats
and does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy
A kid'll eat ivy, too
Wouldn't you?
"Marie's Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Past the shield and through the town.
Original Lyrics:
Past the Shieling through the town.
"Marine Corps Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the halls of Monty Zumwalt
Original Lyrics:
From the halls of Montezuma
"Marvelous Toy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wondered to behold it was
Original Lyrics:
A wonder to behold it was
"Mary Had A Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father turned to school one day.
Original Lyrics:
He followed her to school one day.
"Mary Had A Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its fleas were white as snow
Original Lyrics:
Its fleece was white as snow.
"Mary Had A Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its fleece was right as no.
Original Lyrics:
Its fleece was white as snow.
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere that Mary meant
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere that Mary went
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere that very day
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere that Mary went
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
He followed her to school Monday
Original Lyrics:
He followed her to school one day
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary had a little land
Whose sleet was white as snow
Original Lyrics:
Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary had a little laugh
Original Lyrics:
Mary had a little lamb
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Cedar Mountain School
Original Lyrics:
To see a lamb at school
"Mary, Don't You Weep"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's there, alarming, it's up down meadows
Mary, don't you weep!
Original Lyrics:
If Pharoah's army gets drownded
Oh, Mary, don't you weep!
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a motorboat ashore
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore.
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rose that float ashore
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore.
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael Rowe, the boat is sure
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael rode the Polish whore.
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore.
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Misheard Lyrics:
My goat knows the bowling score
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore
"Molly Brannigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm clear, undetermined as any soul of Amsterdam
Won't you come, Jimmy Way, too me thaw me all meander man?
I dig my prize battalion to the famous Alexander, ma'am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm cool an' determined as any salamander, ma'am,
Won't you come to my wake when I go the long meander, ma'am?
I'll think myself as valiant as the famous Alexander, ma'am.
Old Irish folk song.
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body lies over the ocean
My body lies over the sea
My body lies over the oceans
So bring back my body to me.
Original Lyrics:
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
My Bonnie lies over the sea
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
So bring back my Bonnie to me.
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bunny lies over the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
My Bonnie lies over the ocean.
"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream bag, sleep bag
Original Lyrics:
Bring back, bring back
"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greenback, greenback
or
Green Bay, Green Bay
or
Green Day, Green Day
Original Lyrics:
Bring back, bring back
"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body lies over the ocean
Original Lyrics:
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
My buddie lies over the ocean
Original Lyrics:
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bunny hops over the ocean
Original Lyrics:
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, relax
Original Lyrics:
Bring back, bring back
"My Old Kentucky Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home
Like the dog who turned grey on my birthday.
Original Lyrics:
The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home
'Tis summer, the people are gay.
"My True Carrie Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Drew Carey love
Original Lyrics:
My true Carrie love
"My Wild Irish Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Swedish flower that grows
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest flower that grows
"National Anthem Of Canada (French)"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Canada, terreur de nos aieux
Original Lyrics:
O, Canada, terre de nos aieux
"National Anthem Of Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Canada, our home and native land
True patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.
Original Lyrics:
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all Thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for Thee!
"National Anthem of Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Canada, our home and nature land.
True patriot love in all thy sons right hand
Original Lyrics:
O, Canada, our home and native land.
True patriot love, in all thy sons command
"Near The Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Near the cross, near the cross
Be my glory ever
'Til my handsome soul shall find
Rest beyond the river.
Original Lyrics:
Near the Cross, near the Cross
Be my glory ever
'Til my ransomed soul shall find
Rest beyond the river.
"Noche De Paz (Silent Night in Spanish)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bree, y'all Australia Day pause
or
Bring y'all Australia Day pass.
Original Lyrics:
Brilla la estrella de paz.
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gawky Milan Gloria is free.
Original Lyrics:
God keep our land glorious and free.
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria Sanfree
Original Lyrics:
Glorious and free
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Canada
We stand on God for thee.
Original Lyrics:
O Canada
We stand on guard for thee.
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Canada
Our home and native land
True paid red love in all the sons' command
With glowing hearts we see the rise
The true north strong and free
From far and wide
O Canada,
We stand on guard for the
God keep our land, glorious and free
O Canada, we stand on guard for the
O Canada, we stand on guard for the
Original Lyrics:
O Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love in all thy sons' command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The true north strong and free
From far and wide
O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land, glorious and free
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
O, Canada our home and naked land
Original Lyrics:
God keep our land glorious and free.
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our whole man naked land
Original Lyrics:
Our home and native land
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
We stand on God for thee.
Original Lyrics:
We stand on guard for thee.
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
We stand on cars and freeze
Original Lyrics:
We stand on guard for thee.
"O Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
With glowing hearts, we see the rice.
Original Lyrics:
With glowing hearts, we see thee rise.
"O Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Visa card unchanging
Original Lyrics:
Your leaves are still unchanging
"O Come All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born the king of ages.
Original Lyrics:
Born the king of angels.
"O Come All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and behold him, born the King of engines.
Original Lyrics:
Come and behold him, born the King of angels.
"O Come All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crust, the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Christ, the Lord
"O Come All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh come, little Sadornia.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, let us adore him.
"O Come All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Price of mold
Original Lyrics:
Christ the Lord
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, froggy faithful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, all ye faithful.
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, to thee, big lorry given.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, to Thee be glory given.
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh camel, ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, all ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant.
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and try often
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh omelette, us adore him.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, let us adore Him.
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, come, doggy faithful,
Joyful with a trumpet.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, all ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant.
"O Come, O Come Immanuel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring toys.
Original Lyrics:
Rejoice!
"O For A Walk With A Perfect Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh for a walk with a perfect tart.
Original Lyrics:
Oh for a walk with a perfect heart.
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the aged voices.
or
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the ancient voices.
Original Lyrics:
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices.
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the night of the deerslayer's birth
Original Lyrics:
This is the night of the dear Savior's birth
"O Little Town Of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Above thy deep end, dreamlessly
The silent stars go by.
Original Lyrics:
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by.
"O Little Town Of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh little Johnny Bethlehem
Original Lyrics:
O little town of Bethlehem
"O Little Town of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Above thigh deep
Original Lyrics:
Above thy deep
"O Little Town of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in the buttcheek silence
Original Lyrics:
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
"O Little Town of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
O little town of Beckley-hem
Original Lyrics:
O little town of Bethlehem
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Pentagon
Original Lyrics:
O Tannenbaum
The Pentagon is located just outside Washington, D.C.
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
You come from every garden.
Original Lyrics:
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Du kannst mis sehr gefallen.
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Detroit's in Dinah's bladder.
Original Lyrics:
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Wie treu sind deine Blatter.
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
O cannon ball, oh cannon ball
(blah blah blah blah blah) light us.
Original Lyrics:
O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum,
Your branches green delight us.
I am hard of hearing so I misunderstand lyrics very often. It cracks me up.
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Charlie Brown, oh Charlie Brown
Original Lyrics:
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
I heard the piano version on "A Charlie Brown Christmas", so I put two and two together--and made it better.
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Taliban, oh Taliban
Original Lyrics:
O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh atom bomb, Oh atom bomb
Original Lyrics:
O tannenbaum, O tannenbaum
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh time bomb, oh time bomb
or
Oh cannon bomb, oh cannon bomb
or
Oh cannon bomb, oh cannon bomb
Original Lyrics:
O tannenbaum, O tannenbaum
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh time bomb, oh time bomb!
Original Lyrics:
O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum
"O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, cherry bomb
Original Lyrics:
O Tannenbaum
"Oats, Peas, Beans and Barley Grow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oats beats me and Barney grows
Original Lyrics:
Oats, peas, beans and barley grow
"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glori Safree
Original Lyrics:
Glorious and Free
"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory! A** is free.
Original Lyrics:
Glorious and free
"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Canada, we stand on God for thee
Original Lyrics:
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee
"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and pee
Original Lyrics:
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee
This was mentioned on NPR years ago. Somebody thought the song was about the parking lot of a hockey arena. After all, they play it before every match.
"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our true lord strong and free
Original Lyrics:
Our true north strong and free
"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
True patriot love in all our sons command.
Original Lyrics:
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
True patriot love in all our sunts command...
We see thee rise the true Lord strong and free.
Original Lyrics:
True patriot love in all our sons command
We see thee rise the true North strong and free.
"Oh Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
How lovely are your brunchs.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
How lovely are your branches.
"Oh Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, how lovely are your britches
Original Lyrics:
Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, how lovely are your branches
"Oh Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree
How ever green your branches.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
How lovely are your branches.
"Oh God, You Are My God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh God, you are my God
And I will never praise you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh God, you are my God
And I will ever praise you.
"Oh Susanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I come from a banana, with my badger on my knee
Original Lyrics:
For I come from Alabama, with my banjo on my knee.
"Oh Susanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 'go to bed'.
It swept all night the day I wept
Huckleberry and Frank.
Original Lyrics:
I like gold the best.
It rained all night the day I left.
Ah, good evening, friends.
"Old King Cole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old King Cole was a merry old song
Original Lyrics:
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to McDonald's, have some fun
Original Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had a farm
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had it far
Original Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had a farm
"Old MacDonald's Had A Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Donald had a farm.
Original Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had a farm.
"Old Man River"
Misheard Lyrics:
He don't know nothin'
But he must say somethin'.
Original Lyrics:
He must know somethin'
Be he don't say nothin'.
"Old McDonald Had a Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old McDonald had a fart
Original Lyrics:
Old McDonald had a farm
"Once In Royal David's City"
Misheard Lyrics:
And our eyes at last shall see Him,
Through his unredeeming love.
Original Lyrics:
And our eyes at last shall see Him,
Through his own redeeming love.
"Once in Royal David's City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary was that muggle mild
Original Lyrics:
Mary was that mother mild
"Once in Royal David's City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once in Roy and David's city,
Stood a lonely cattle shed,
Original Lyrics:
Once in royal David's city,
Stood a lowly cattle shed,
"Onward Christian Soilders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, the royal bastards
Lean against the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Christ, the royal Master
Leads against the foe.
"Onward Christian Soilders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onward Christian soilders
marching at the door
Original Lyrics:
Onward Christian soilders
marching as to war
"Onward Christian Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, our loyal Master
Leans against the fort.
Original Lyrics:
Christ, our royal Master
Leads against the foe.
"Onward Christian Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onward Christian Soldiers, Marching Out the Door!
Original Lyrics:
Onward Christian Soldiers, Marching as to War!
"Onward Christian Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onward Christian soldiers
Marching as to war
With the cross-eyed Jesus
Going on before.
Original Lyrics:
Onward Christian soldiers
Marching as to war
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before.
"Onward Christian Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the grass of Jesus
Growing on before.
Original Lyrics:
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before.
"Our God Reigns"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got brains
Original Lyrics:
Our God reigns
"Our God Reigns"
Misheard Lyrics:
I.R.A.
Original Lyrics:
Our God reigns.
"Over the River and Through the Woods"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the river and through the words
To Krabappel's house we go
Original Lyrics:
Over the river and through the woods
To grandmother's house we go
As in Edna Krabappel, Bart Simpson's school teacher.
"Over the River and Through the Woods"
Misheard Lyrics:
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh over wild and drifting snow
or
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh over wide and drifting snow
Original Lyrics:
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh thru the white and drifted snow
"Over the River and Through the Woods"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're ready for the pumpkin pie
Original Lyrics:
Hooray for the pumpkin pie
"Pat-a-Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby your feet as fast as you can
Original Lyrics:
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
"Pat-a-Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's pan
Original Lyrics:
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man
"Pat-a-Pan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better better pan
Original Lyrics:
Pat-a-pat-a-pan
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
A penny for a meter
Original Lyrics:
A penny for a needle
As in a parking meter
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
A penny for a schooler's bench, a penny for an easel
Original Lyrics:
a penny for a spool of thread, a penny for a needle
This is what I thought the words were when I was little. I don't know what a "schooler's bench" is. Not today, not then.
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calf a ground of cruppeny lice
Original Lyrics:
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The monkey chased the measles
Original Lyrics:
The monkey chased the weasel
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The monkey gets the measles
and
Pop goes the measles
Original Lyrics:
The monkey chased the weasel
and
Pop Goes the Weasel
"Pretty To Be In Ballinderry"
Misheard Lyrics:
For often I sailed to bonny Ram's Island
Arm in arm with Phil and me demon.
Original Lyrics:
For often I sailed to bonny Ram's Island
Arm in arm with Phelim, my diamond.
"Rain, Rain Go Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Culligan another day
Original Lyrics:
Come again another day
"Rain, Rain Go Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yay, yay, go away
Original Lyrics:
Rain, rain, go away
"Red River Valley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not hate and give me a dune.
Original Lyrics:
Do not hasten to bid me adieu.
"Rescue the Perishing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue the parachutes,
care for the diving
Original Lyrics:
Rescue the perishing,
care for the dying
"Rise Up, Shepherd, and Follow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise up shepherd and follow
Original Lyrics:
Rise up, shepherd, and follow
"Rock Of Ages"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simply to the crosseyed queen
Original Lyrics:
Simply to the cross I cling
"Rock-a-Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockaway baby
Original Lyrics:
rock-a-bye baby
"Rock-a-Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Dow breaks
Original Lyrics:
When the bough breaks
As in the Dow Jones setting a new record.
"Rock-a-Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the ballet
Original Lyrics:
When the bough breaks
"Rock-a-Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bell breaks
Original Lyrics:
When the bough breaks
"Rock-a-Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bowel breaks
Original Lyrics:
When the bough breaks
"Rockabye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
And down will come baby, cradle and doll
Original Lyrics:
And down will come baby, cradle and all
"Roddy McCorley"
Misheard Lyrics:
With elastic on his feet, shining pipe in hand
A ram skin marched in Green Beret, as starlets heard his band
For a-rum-tum-toum, for a-rum-tum-toum, he led the tooth array
As young Roddy McCorley goes to dive under Bridget's tomb today.
Original Lyrics:
When he last stepped up the street, shining pike in hand
Around him marched, in grim array, a stalwart ernest band
For Antrim Town, for Antrim Town, he led them to the fray
As young Roddy McCorley goes to die on the Bridge of Toome today.
"Row Row Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is butter's dream.
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
"Row Row Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
life is buttercream!
Original Lyrics:
life is but a dream
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple butter dreams
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a butt's dream.
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is buttercreams.
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's a butter dream.
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
Check out this YouTube video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfeA6fGQhA0
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a spider dream.
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a spotted dream
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll, roll, roll your boat, carefully down the string.
Nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly, wife a daughter ding.
Original Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll, roll, roll your boat, gently down the string.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is fun to dream.
Original Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll, roll, roll your boat
Take me down the street
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life's about a dream.
Original Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat
Jumping down the street
Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
Jumping down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down The stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
Mowly, mowly, mowly, mowly, life is butter dream.
Original Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatsa whatsa dream
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant Boats and Kitty Cars too.
Original Lyrics:
elephants, boats, and kiddie cars too
As a small boy, I pictured a toy boat with an elephant figure dressed as a sea captain, as well as tiny fluffy kittens driving toy cars. And also, I was not yet familiar with the term "kiddie" used to mean little kids
"Sarasponda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still responding
Still responding
Still responding
Red set set
Original Lyrics:
Sarasponda
Sarasponda
Sarasponda
Ret set set
"Se Tu M'Ami"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want it to hear it.
Original Lyrics:
Se tu m'ami ('If you love me')
"Se Tu M'Ami"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say to Mommy
Original Lyrics:
Se tu m'ami ('If you love me')
"Shady Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shady Grove, my little love
Shady, grove my nose.
Original Lyrics:
Shady Grove, my little love
Shady Grove, I know.
"She'll be coming round the mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll be singing How Are You Now when she comes
or
She'll be singing Hall in New York when she comes
Original Lyrics:
She'll be singing Hallelujah when she comes
"Sidewalks Of New York (East Side, West Side)"
Misheard Lyrics:
East side, west side
All around the town
The cops play Ring-a-Rosie.
Original Lyrics:
East side, west side
All around the town
The tots sang 'Ring-a-Rosie'.
"Sidewalks Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys and girls together
Me and Mamie O'Rourke
Risked our lives in traffic
On the sidewalks of New York.
Original Lyrics:
Boys and girls together
Me and Mamie O'Rourke
Tripped the light fantastic
On the sidewalks of New York.
"Sidewalks of New York (East Side, West Side)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Triple I am fantastic on the sidewalks of New York.
Original Lyrics:
Trip the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Runyun virgin, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Barnyard virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is come, all is bright
Round, young version of mother and child
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown John Virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown, young virgin
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ the slaver is born,
Christ the slaver is born
Original Lyrics:
Christ the Saviour is born,
Christ the Saviour is born
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold is bright
Original Lyrics:
All is bright
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy bright
Original Lyrics:
Holy night
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy imbecile, tender and mild.
Original Lyrics:
Holy Infant, so tender and mild.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy infant so tender and wild
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant so tender and mild
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy infidel, tender and mild.
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant, so tender and mild.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy instant so tender and mild
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant so tender and mild
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy insuffer tender and mild
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant, so tender and mild
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus lauded thy bird.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Lord at thy birth.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Random virgin mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round Don Surgeon, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round John The Virgin, Mother and Child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round john virgin mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round the furniture, Mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, Mother and Child.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round young Virgil, Mother and Child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round young virgin, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round young virgins smother their child.
Original Lyrics:
'Round yon virgin, Mother and Child.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round young virgin
Original Lyrics:
'Round yon virgin
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round your furniture, Mother and Child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round your urgent mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round, brown virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ron yon Virgin
or
Drown young virgin!
or
Round, Young Virgin...
or
Round John virgin, mother & child
or
Run you virgins, mother and child
or
Run you virgins, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sile at night
Original Lyrics:
Silent Night
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
Silent night holy night
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night, Holy night
All is corn, all is rice.
Original Lyrics:
Silent night, Holy night
All is calm, all is bright.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeee-eeeep in heavenly peas
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly pe-eep.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peas.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace.
"Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peep, sleep in heavenly peep
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace
"Sing a Song of Sixpence"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pocket full of rhyme
Original Lyrics:
A pocket full of rye
"Sing a Song of Sixpence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing a song of suspense
Original Lyrics:
Sing a song of sixpence
"Skidamarink"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skid in my rink
Original Lyrics:
Skidamarink
"Skip To My Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly in the buttermilk, two by two.
Original Lyrics:
Fly in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo.
"Skip To My Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roo roo, skissy ah roo
Roo roo, skissy ah roo
Roo roo, skissy ah roo
Skissy ah doo rye darlin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lou, lou, skip to my lou
Lou, lou, skip to my lou
Lou, lou skip to my lou
Skip to my lou, my darlin'.
"Skip To My Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skip to the Lou my Darling
Original Lyrics:
Skip to my Lou my Darling
"Skip To My Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skip to the Moon my Darling
Original Lyrics:
Skip to my Lou my Darling
"Skip To My Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skip to the loo, my Darling.
Original Lyrics:
Skip to my Lou, my Darling.
"Softly and Tenderly"
Misheard Lyrics:
See by the portholes
He's waiting and watching.
Original Lyrics:
See by the portals
He's waiting and watching.
"Somerset Wassail"
Misheard Lyrics:
The carpet is made of the goo dash 'em tree.
or
The carp it is made of the blue dash 'em tree.
Original Lyrics:
The cup it is made of the good ashen tree.
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the toilet's last cleaning
Original Lyrics:
at the twilight's last gleaming
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe Ruth threw the night,
that our flag was still there
Original Lyrics:
Gave proof throught the night,
that our flag was still there
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the donnzerly light
Original Lyrics:
By the dawn's early light
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave fruit to the night
Original Lyrics:
Gave proof through the night
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho, say, duyucee
By the donzerly light
What so proudly we failed
By the twilight's last gleaming
And rah-kits red glah
The bons bursting in eh
Gave proo to the night
That the flag was still there
Oh say, does that star-spangled banner yet way
Oh the land of the free, and the home of the bray
Original Lyrics:
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose, can you see by the donzerly light
What so proudly we inhaled...
Oh, the ramp parts we washed were so gallently gleaming.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed...
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the donzerly light.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light.
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the donzerly light.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, say, can you see
By the dawn's early light.
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or the lamb of the free
And the home of the brave.
Original Lyrics:
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave?
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the land of the Fwee.
Original Lyrics:
O'er the land of the free
Fwee is a character on a webcomic.
"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the peraless night
Original Lyrics:
Through the perilous fight
"Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dawnzer Lee Light
Original Lyrics:
The dawn's early light
"Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bombs burst in mid-air.
Original Lyrics:
The bombs bursting in air.
"Stars And Stripes Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three chairs for the red, white, and blue.
Original Lyrics:
Three cheers for the red, white, and blue.
"Stars and Stripes Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three chairs for the red, white, and blue
Original Lyrics:
Three cheers for the red, white, and blue
"States In ABC Order"
Misheard Lyrics:
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, luizee had a mane.
Original Lyrics:
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiasna, Maine
"Stille Nacht"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shopping Hebrew shampoo
Original Lyrics:
Schlafe in himmlischer
This is the original German version of "Silent Night".
"Sweet Adeline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Adali
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Adeline
"Sweet Peace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet peas
The gift of God's love.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Peace
The gift of God's love.
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet and low, sweet chariot.
Original Lyrics:
Swing low, sweet chariot.
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing low, sweet Jerry-o
Original Lyrics:
Swing low, sweet chariot.
"Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay"
Misheard Lyrics:
'til I got body aches
Original Lyrics:
Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
And let's root, root, root for the Cubbies.
Original Lyrics:
And let's root, root, root for the home team.
Sung by the late Harry Caray during the 7th inning stretch of all Cubs games.
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Apple Jax.
Original Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack.
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me a penis and crap from Jack
Original Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me some penis and cracker jack
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three stripes, you're out, at the old ball game.
Original Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
I don't care if I never get back
And let's root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out, at the old ball game.
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some penis and Cracker Jacks
Original Lyrics:
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
"Ten German Bombers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Aryan from England shot one down.
Original Lyrics:
And the RAF from England shot one down.
"The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partrey genapair tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
"The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three French heads
Two turtle dogs
And a cartridge in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 made an inkling
Original Lyrics:
8 maids a milking
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A partridge and a cashier
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five coral reefs
Original Lyrics:
Five golden rings
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
My true love said to me
Original Lyrics:
My true love sent to me
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
To TurboTax
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turbo ducks
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
"The Ants Go Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little one shops to pick up sticks
Original Lyrics:
The little one stops to pick up sticks
"The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
His crew is marching on
Original Lyrics:
His truth is marching on
"The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
His tooth is marching on
Original Lyrics:
His truth is marching on
"The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
His troops are marching on
Original Lyrics:
His truth is marching on
"The Bear Went Over the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The brothers sat on the mountain
Original Lyrics:
The other side of the mountain
"The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that porn
And I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn
And I don't care.
"The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy craps corn, but I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care.
"The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty cat corn and I got pears
The mustard's gone away.
or
Kitty's got corn and I don't care.
My master's gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
My master's gone away.
"The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty cat porn,
and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn,
and I don't care.
"The Caissons Go Rolling Along"
Misheard Lyrics:
That those kids songs are rolling along
Original Lyrics:
When those Caissons are rolling along
"The Farmer in the Dell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi-ho, the dairy-O
Original Lyrics:
Hi-ho, the derry-O
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born Mr. Clean of Israel
Original Lyrics:
Born is the King of Israel
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born is the king or is Dryel
Original Lyrics:
Born is the King of Israel
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosty's the king of heaven
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of israel.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
John is the king of Israel
Original Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Know well
Know well
Know well
Know Well
Original Lyrics:
Noel
Noel
Noel
Noel
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No well
Original Lyrics:
Noel
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born in the kingdom of Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere, nowhere
Original Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olay
Original Lyrics:
Noel
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn is the king of Israel.
or
Bjorn is the king of Israel.
Born is the king, he is royal.
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of Israel.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn is the king of Israel.
or
Bjorn is the king of Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of Israel.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining in the ears
Original Lyrics:
Shining in the east
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining in the ears
Original Lyrics:
Shining in the east
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say
Was to serve ten poor shepherds
In freezers they lay.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did sing
Was to serve them poor shepherds
In fields where they lay.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The First know well
The angel did say.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
They looked at high
And saw a star.
Original Lyrics:
They looked up
And saw a star.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
They looked at us and saw a star.
Original Lyrics:
They look-ed up and saw a star.
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is the king of his sly elf?
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of Israel
"The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who is the king of Israel?
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of Israel
"The Fox"
Misheard Lyrics:
The f***s went out on a chilly night
Original Lyrics:
The fox went out on a chilly night
"The Happy Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born to ree, born to rah, born to ree, born to ra-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Original Lyrics:
Valderi
Valdera
Valderi
Valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
"The Happy Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to go a-wandering along the mountain track
And as I go, I love to sing, my knapsack on my back
Found a reed, found a rod, found a reed
Found a ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-hahd
Original Lyrics:
I love to go a-wandering along the mountain track
And as I go, I love to sing, my knapsack on my back
Valderi, Valdera, Valderi
Valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
"The Happy Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or to to me
Or to me
Or to me
Or to ma-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Original Lyrics:
Valderi
Valdera
Valderi
Valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I thought it odd that they were singing 'or to me, or to ma-ha-ha-ha...!' and that sort of thing; it just didn't fit with the rest of the lyrics.
"The Holly And The Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of olive trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
Original Lyrics:
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
"The Holly and the Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of oddities that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
Original Lyrics:
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
"The Holly and the Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, they're rising up the sun
Original Lyrics:
O'er the rising of the sun
"The Holly and the Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Holland bears and clowns
Original Lyrics:
The holly bears the crown
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the itsy bitsy spider
Went down south again
Original Lyrics:
And the itsy bitsy spider
Went up the spout again
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
And try a bowl of hay
Original Lyrics:
And dried up all the rain
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down Maybelline
Original Lyrics:
Down came the rain
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down came Lorraine and watched the spider out
Original Lyrics:
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down came the police and washed the spider out
Original Lyrics:
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out came the sun and dried a ball of rain
Original Lyrics:
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out came this song and tried a vocal range
Original Lyrics:
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
The itchy bitchy spider claimed up the otter spout
Original Lyrics:
The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
The itchy bitchy spider went up the water tower
Original Lyrics:
The Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout
"The Jug Of Punch"
Misheard Lyrics:
What mortal vesrion can Amanda sire?
or
What mortal virgin can Amanda sire?
Original Lyrics:
What more diversion can a man desire?
"The King Is Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
The king is humming
Original Lyrics:
The King is coming
"The Lighthearted Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But not for a lip, nor a leg, would she lie.
or
But not for a lip, nor a leg, was she nigh.
Original Lyrics:
But not for a lip, nor a languishing eye.
"The Little Birch Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the fruits I'll play my but I like ya
Original Lyrics:
With the flutes I'll play my balalaika
"The Little Birch Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the fruits I'll play my but I like ya
Original Lyrics:
With the flutes I'll play my balalaika
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And deliver us from eagles.
Original Lyrics:
And deliver us from evil.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And lead us not into Pem Station.
Original Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And lead us not to Penn Station.
Original Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Leda's not into temptation
Original Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deliver us some E-mail
Original Lyrics:
Deliver us from evil.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive us our trashbaskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood be thy name.
Original Lyrics:
Hallowed be Thy name.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lead a snot into temptation
Original Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave us not into Kemp's Station.
Original Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father who art in Heaven
Howard be Thy Name.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, Richard in Heaven
Harold be Thy name.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, Who is locked in Heaven...
For mine is the kingdom, the flower and the jewelery.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven...
For thine is the kingdom, the Power and the Glory.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hello! How be thy name?
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father
Who shouts from Heaven
'Hello, what is your name?'
Original Lyrics:
Our Father
Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
"The Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our father who art in Heaven
Harold be thy name.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name.
"The More We Get Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
The more we get to gather
To gather, to gather
The more we get to gather
The happier we'll beat
Original Lyrics:
The more we get together
Together, together
The more we get together
The happier we'll be
"The More We Get Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
The more we go for dinner
For dinner, for dinner
The more we go for dinner
The happier we'll feed
Original Lyrics:
The more we go together
Together, together
The more we go together
The happier we'll be
"The Muffin Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Mulberry Lane?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives in Drury Lane?
"The Muffin Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Cherry Lane?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives in Drury Lane?
"The Muffin Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives under Elaine?
or
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives in Dreary Lane?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives in Drury Lane?
"The Old Grey Mare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't what she used to see
Original Lyrics:
Ain't what she used to be
"The Old Rugged Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll cherish that old rugged cross
'Til my gophers at last I lay down.
Original Lyrics:
So I'll cherish that old rugged cross
'Til my trophies at last I lay down.
"The Old Rugged Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
So a chair eats the old rugged cross.
Original Lyrics:
So I'll cherish the old rugged cross.
"The Old, Rugged Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a hill far away
Lies an old rubber cross.
Original Lyrics:
On a hill far away
Lies an old, rugged cross.
"The Old, Rugged Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll Cherish that Old Rugged Cross,
And Exchange it For A Clown
Original Lyrics:
So I'll cherish that Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it for a crown.
"The Snow Lay On The Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Twas mary, virgin pure of Taliban,
Original Lyrics:
'Twas Mary, daughter pure of Holy Anne.
Terror Reid adds: "Whew! Even I feel dirty submitting this. But that's really how I heard it on a CD."
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
O'er the land of the free, and the home of the Braves.
Original Lyrics:
O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh say can you see, by the dawn zer lee light.
Original Lyrics:
Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light.
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
Through the bottomless dog?
or
Oh, say can you see
Through the downs early light?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light?
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Orlando of the free and the home of the bray.
Original Lyrics:
Over land of the free and the home of the brave.
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over ramparts we washed
We're so gallantly streaming.
Original Lyrics:
And the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming.
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the peril, let's fight.
Original Lyrics:
Through the perilous fight.
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we nuke the Red Bear
Original Lyrics:
And the rockets' red glare
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh say can you say
Original Lyrics:
Oh say can you see
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh say can you sing
Original Lyrics:
Oh say can you see
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh say, does that star-spanking banner give way.
Original Lyrics:
Oh say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave.
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bombs bursting in air
Babe Ruth through the night
And our flag was still there.
Original Lyrics:
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there.
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the peril, let's fight.
Original Lyrics:
Through the perilous fight.
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who brought stripes and bright stars to this perilous night?
Original Lyrics:
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's brought stripes and bright stars?
Original Lyrics:
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine make us dancing
Original Lyrics:
Nine ladies dancing
"The Virgin Mary Had a Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come from the bloating
Original Lyrics:
He come from the glory
"The Wassail Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come from the courage
Original Lyrics:
He come from the glory
"The Wassail Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then here's to the maid in the lilly white frock.
Original Lyrics:
Then here's to the maid in the lilly white smock.
"The Wheels on the Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
The neighbor on the bus
Original Lyrics:
The baby on the bus
"The Yodeler"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once an ostrich went yodeling
Original Lyrics:
Once an Austrian went yodeling
"This Little Light of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
December '99
I'm gonna let you shine
Original Lyrics:
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
"This Little Light of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 1999
Original Lyrics:
This little light of mine
"This Old Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a knick-knack, paddy wack
Beg a dog a bone
This old man came falling home.
Original Lyrics:
With a knick-knack, paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
"This Old Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whistleman, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb...
Original Lyrics:
This old man, he played one....
"Three Blind Mice"
Misheard Lyrics:
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a garbage knife.
Original Lyrics:
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
"Three Little Monkeys"
Misheard Lyrics:
He fell off and bucked his head.
Original Lyrics:
He fell off and bumped his head.
"Three Little Monkeys"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fell off and broke his head and
He fell off and bucked his head.
Original Lyrics:
One fell off and bumped his head and
He fell off and bumped his head.
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partridge dinner pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny Partidge in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three Frenchmen
or
Three freshmen
Original Lyrics:
Three French hens
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a high pretty jingle bell tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a par tree a Jen a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And some porridge in a bear tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four collie birds
Three Frenchmen
Two curdled doves and
A cartridge in a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
Four calling birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves and
A partridge in a pear tree
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 5th day of christmas
My true love gave to me
5 ding-a-lings.
Original Lyrics:
On the 5th day of christmas
My true love gave to me
5 golden rings.
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me three French men
Original Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three French hens
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the worst day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A par bridge in a bare tree.
Original Lyrics:
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three French horns
-or-
Three French hams
-or-
Three French fries
Original Lyrics:
Three French hens
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I wonder who you are
Original Lyrics:
How I wonder what you are
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Howl, I wonder what you are.
Original Lyrics:
How I wonder what you are.
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I wonder how you fart
Original Lyrics:
How I wonder what you are
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dime in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Like a diamond in the sky
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a diner in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Like a diamond in the sky
"U.S. Air Force Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll live in fame with a thousand names.
Original Lyrics:
We live in fame or go down in flame.
"U.S. Marine Corps Hymn"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the b***s of Montezuma
To the whores of Tripoli.
Original Lyrics:
From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli.
"U.S. Marine Corps Hymn"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the whores of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli.
Original Lyrics:
From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli.
"Up From The Grave He Arose"
Misheard Lyrics:
And He lives forever with His saints to remain.
Original Lyrics:
And He lives forever with His saints to reign.
"Up From The Grave He Arose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Low in the gravy lay Jesus, my Savior.
Original Lyrics:
Low in the grave he lay, Jesus, my Savior.
"Up On The Housetop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up on the hosetop, reindeer b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Up on the housetop, reindeer pause.
"Up on the House Top"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't blow?
Original Lyrics:
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't know?
"Victory In Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
He socked me and bopped me with his redeeming club
Original Lyrics:
He sought me and bought me with his redeeming blood
"Waltzing Matilda"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he sang as he shoved that humbug in his duffle bag.
Original Lyrics:
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag.
"Waltzing Matilda"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he sang as he shoved that june bug in his toga bag.
Original Lyrics:
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag.
"Waltzing Matilda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boxing my til-don
or
Boxing with children
or
Boxing with children
Original Lyrics:
Waltzing Matilda
"Waltzing Matilda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once a Johnny Swagman can't find a Billabong
Original Lyrics:
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
"We Exalt Thee"
Misheard Lyrics:
We exalt the beans
Original Lyrics:
We exalt thee
"We Give Thee But Thine Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
We give thee but thine own
Whatever it may be
Original Lyrics:
We give thee but thine own
What e'er the gift may be
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, star of wonder, star of might
Original Lyrics:
Oh, star of wonder, star of night
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Star with Roy, oh beauty bright
Original Lyrics:
Star with royal beauty bright
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of Oriantar.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we travel so far
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following Ringo Starr
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of Orry 'n' Tar.
Original Lyrics:
We three Kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of glory in tar.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of oil and tar
Boring gifts, that traveled so far
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
Bearing gifts we travel afar
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of oil and tar
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts, we travel afar.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of orian tar.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of porridge and tar.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westward leaning, still conceding
Original Lyrics:
Westward leading, still proceeding
"We Three Kings of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bearing gifts we travel so far
Original Lyrics:
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Doesn't change the meaning much but still...
"We Three Kings of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
Barry, Gus and Travis we are
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
Bearing gifts, we traverse afar
"We Three Kings of Orient Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of hurry and tar.
Baring lips we've traveled so far.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
Bearing gifts, we traverse afar
"We Three Kings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Field and fountain, Mormon mountain
Original Lyrics:
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
"We Three Kings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorious, now behold hemorrhoids.
Original Lyrics:
Glorious, now behold him arise.
"We Three Kings"
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are
Very p***ed, we traveled so far.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts, we traverse afar.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring us some piggy pudding.
Original Lyrics:
Bring us some figgy pudding.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings to you, and all of your Jews.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings to you, and all of your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings to you, wherever you are.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings to you, to you and your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your King.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring
To you and you're kins
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kid.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good timings we bring, to you and your king.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now bring us some poison candy.
Original Lyrics:
Now bring us some toys and candy.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a Piggy pudding and bring it right here
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a bag of goodies and bring it out here.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
And a cup of cold tea
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a frick'n pudding
And a cup of good beer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring us the frigging pudding and bring some right here
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wish you were Mary Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings to you whenever you are
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings to you wherever you are
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring to you and the King
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring to you from our King
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to Ewan, your king.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and our king
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good timings to you wherever you are
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings to you wherever you are
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good timings we bring to you and your king
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse peed on the clubhouse.
Original Lyrics:
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh bring us some piggy pudding
Original Lyrics:
Oh bring us some figgy pudding
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
To you and your kids
Original Lyrics:
To you and your kin
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
To you and your kid
Original Lyrics:
To you and your kin
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We wish you a merry Kissmas
(later)
Now bring us some frigging pudding
Original Lyrics:
We wish you a Merry Christmas
(later)
Now bring us some figgy pudding
"We'll Rant and We'll Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swill with a wino named Skipper Tom Brown.
Original Lyrics:
I sail in 'The Ino' with Skipper Tom Brown.
This is a traditional Newfoundland folk song. It was published as 'old' in 1912.
"Weight Of The Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom can be found
Lay them down.
Original Lyrics:
Freedom can be found
Laiden down.
"What Child Is This?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haste, haste to Brigham Young
The Babe was one of Mary's.
Original Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The babe, the son of Mary.
"What Child Is This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him blood
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Original Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
"What Child Is This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Babe, lying in the arms of Mary
Original Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
"What Child Is This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him love
The babe, the son of Mary.
Original Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The babe, the son of Mary.
"What Child Is This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The oxen ass are feeding
Original Lyrics:
The ox and ass are feeding
"What Child is This?"
Misheard Lyrics:
On Mary's nap is sleeping
Original Lyrics:
On Mary's lap is sleeping
"When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
The men will cry, the people shout
The ladies, they will all pass out
Original Lyrics:
The men will cheer, the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
"When Joseph Went To Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
And carried bread and goat cheese in a little wooden sack.
Original Lyrics:
And carried bread and goat cheese in a little linen sack.
"When Mothers of Salem"
Misheard Lyrics:
When mothers of Salem
Their children bothered Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
When mothers of Salem
Their children brought to Jesus.
"When Mothers of Salem"
Misheard Lyrics:
When mothers went sailing
Their children brought to Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
When mothers of Salem
Their children brought to Jesus.
"When The Saints Go Marching In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only one will be for the other
When the saints go marching in.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in.
"When The Saints Go Marching In"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sinks go marching in
Original Lyrics:
When the saints go marching in
"When the Saints Go Marching In"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sinks go marching in
Original Lyrics:
When the saints go marching in
"Where Is Thumbkin?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is f***in'?
Original Lyrics:
Where is Thumbkin?
"While Shepards Watched Flocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
While shepards washed their socks by night
Original Lyrics:
While shepards watched their flocks by night
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beautiful sign, we're happy till 9
Original Lyrics:
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afterwhile, we'll perspire
Sitting by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
While we sit by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we read by the fire
Original Lyrics:
As we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow your nose, it's a chillin'
Original Lyrics:
Though your nose gets a chillin'
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we can do the job when we're in town.
Original Lyrics:
But you can do the job when you're in town.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the ghetto we can build a snowman.
Then we can pretend he's Bobby Brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman.
Then we can pretend he's Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snoman
And pretend that he is passin' 'round.
We'll ask him 'Are you married?', he'll say 'No maam',
'But you can do the job when you're in town.'
Original Lyrics:
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like Parson Brown.
He'll ask us 'Are you married?', we'll say 'No, man'
'But you could do the job when we're in town.'
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snow man
Then pretend that he is nice and brown.
Original Lyrics:
The the winter we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Postman Brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Strangely Brown
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Charlie Brown
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is parts and brown
He'll say "are you merry"
We'll say "no man"
But you can do the job when you're in town
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say, are you married?
We'll say, no man
But you can do the job when you're in town
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we will build a snowman
And pretend that he is parched and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we will build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is partly blind
He'll say, 'Are you married?'
She'll say, 'No man!
So you can pull my thong when you're in town.'
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say, 'Are you married?'
We'll say, 'No, man!
But you can do the job when you're in town!'
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the weather we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like flotsam brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is sparce and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter, we can build a snowman.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on we'll perspire,
As we drink by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on we'll perspire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, Wilkins' Spire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, milk expires
As we drink it by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we sit by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll expire
While we sit by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
While we sit by the fire.
If these people would had opened their chimmy they would be alive today.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll expire
As we sit by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we sit by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we drink by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we sit by the fire
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire..
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire..
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire. or
Later on, we'll inspire
As we dream by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we gleam by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know
Let us know
Let us know
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
To face in unfraid the plans that we've made
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid
The plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
To face, I'm afraid
The plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid
The plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fish on a plate
We wished that we ate
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid
the plans that we've made
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two-faced and afraid of plans that we made.
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid the plans that we made.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the alligators knock it down
Original Lyrics:
Until the other kiddies knock it down
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' in a women's wonderbra.
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' in the rhythm of the land
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' round in womens underwear
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll pretend the trees are frosty brown.
Original Lyrics:
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll probably get laid, the Eskimo way
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way
Walking in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will Frawley can play
The Eskimo way.
Original Lyrics:
We'll frolic and play
The Eskimo way.
William Frawley was the actor who played "Fred Mertz" on "I Love Lucy".
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
later on, we'll expire
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire
"Yankee Doodle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And give the girls pink candy!
Original Lyrics:
And with the girls, be handy
"Yankee Doodle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And with the girls, be randy
Original Lyrics:
And with the girls, be handy
"Yankee Doodle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cranky Poodle came to town, a-riding on a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Yankee Doodle came to town, a-riding on a pony.
"Yankee Doodle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck a feather in his head and called it macaroni
Original Lyrics:
Stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni
The line "And called it macaroni" didn't make any sense to me, but they're not talking about elbow macaroni. According to Wikipedia.org, the term "macaroni" in the song "Yankee Doodle" refers to a wig called the Macaroni. This type of wig was an extreme fashion in the 1770s and became contemporary slang for foppishness. The Macaronis adopted feminine mannerisms, and the men were deemed 'effeminate.' Thus, the British were insinuating that the colonists were womanish and not very masculine.
"Yankee Doodle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yank my doodle, it's a dandy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.
"Yankee Doodle"
Misheard Lyrics:
whip the girls with candy
Original Lyrics:
with the girls, be handy
"Yellow Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot fur mane in big blow darts,
Her fur colour like the cars
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her name in yellow hearts,
Her favorite color like the stars.
"Yellow Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote her name in yellow hearts,
Her favorite color like the stars.
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her name in yellow hearts,
Her favorite color like the stars.
"Yellow Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote her name in yellow hearts,
My butt cheeks jiggle when I fart.
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her name in yellow hearts,
Her favorite color like the stars.
"Yellow Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
My buttcheeks juggle when I fart Bitch Imma hit you with my car
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her name in yellow hearts,Her favorite color like the stars.
"You Are My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't take my shoe shine away
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my sunshine away
"You Are My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my sunshine, my golden sunshine
Original Lyrics:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
"You Are My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me happy,
because I'm great
Original Lyrics:
You make me happy,
When skies are grey
"You Are My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want my sunshine, my only sunshine
Original Lyrics:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
"You are My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't kick my sunshine away
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my sunshine away
"You are My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't take my French fries away
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my sunshine away
"You're A Grand Old Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where there's never a host or brag
But should all the plaintants be forgot.
Original Lyrics:
Where there's never a boast or brag
But should all acquaintance be forgot.
"You're A Grand Old Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where there's never a post or a flag
Original Lyrics:
Where there's never a boast or a brag
"You're A Grand Old Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a grand old hag
Original Lyrics:
You're a grand old flag
"You're A Grand Old Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the emerald of
The land I love.
Original Lyrics:
You're the emblem of
The land I love.
"You're a Grand Old Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And forever in peace may you reign
Original Lyrics:
And forever in peace may you wave
"You're a Grand Old Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all the ancients be forgot,
Keep your eyes on the grand old flag!
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
Keep your eyes on the grand old flag!

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