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"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
If you're not really
If you're not willing
"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here" (MP3)
If you're not hittin' for love
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here" (MP3)
Not in Nickoli
Not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
If you're not ready for love
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It for Love) I'm Outta Here" (MP3)
My device is down
Can I buy you a round?
Mind if I sit down?
Can I buy you a round?
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
If you're not grilling
If you're not willing
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
If you're not kidding alone
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Is he gonna be a star?
He says "Come be a star..."
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" (MP3)
Now every woman says
With every breaded place
That there's a pair of flyin' eyes
Instead of keys
Now every woman sees
With every "pretty please"
There's a pair of lyin' eyes
And a set of keys
"(If You’re Not In It for Love) I’m Outta Here!" (MP3)
Maybe if I sit down
Mind if I sit down?
'Til you pee in your pound cake.
'Til your feet and your back ache.
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache.
Amen amen amen
Any man any man any man
Any ham of mine
Any man of mine
Any man of mine, better hook the line!
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
Any man of mine, better walk the line,
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
And any man who knows
How the story goes
I need a man who knows
How the story goes
I had a big payday
I had a bad hair day
I need a man in mind
Any man of mine
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Black eyes, I dont need them
Blue jeans give me freedom.
Black eyes I don't need them
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Black guys I don't need them.
Blue tears leave me freezing, Ow
Black eyes I don't need them.
Blue tears give me freedom, Now
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Black guys,
I don't need 'em
Black eyes,
I don't need 'em
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Blue jeans give me freedom
Black eyes I don't need 'em.
Blue tears give me freedom
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Black eyes, I don't need 'em.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" (MP3)
Black guys, I don't need 'em
Blue jeans, give me three of them.
Black eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue tears give me freedom.
Come on, Noah Come on, Lynn
Come on over Come on in
Come on, Noah.
Come on over.
Don't be Cupid
You know I love you.
Don't be stupid
You know I love you.
Don't be a turd
Don't be absurd
Don't be unheard
Don't be absurd
Don't break out until you know the facts
Don't freak out until you know the facts
Don't you sue me, you're my baby
Don't be stupid, you're my baby
Shania sings "Don't be stupid" clearly for most of the song, but there is one instance towards the end of the song where I misheard it as "Don't you sue me".
I'm man about you
I'm mad about you
Show me something
Don't be stupid
You even get suspicious when I'm being late
You even get suspicious when I paint my nails
You're so complicated to have on my shoulder when I read my mail
You're so complicated, you hang over my shoulder when I read my mail
You're so complicated, with your hand on my shoulder when I read my mail
You're so complicated, you hang over my shoulder when I read my mail
You're so constipated
You're so complicated
Don't give up on drugs
Don't give up on trust.
Don't, don't give up on drugs.
Don't, don't give up on trust.
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
And there ain't no way I'm lettin you go down.
And there ain't no way I'm lettin you go now.
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
This song goes on forever and for always...
This song goes on forever and for always...
This song goes on forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
I'll love you forever and for always...
I'll love you forever and for always...
I'll love you forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
"Forever And For Always" (MP3)
We will be together on the holidays.
We will be together all of our days.
"Forever and for Always" (MP3)
I'm eating you forever and for always (on repeat)
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
I'm keeping you forever and for always...
(repeat ad nauseum)
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
And you're the answer to my brains, enough's enough
And you're the answer to my prayers from up above
In the original album version, the person who sings this line is Bryan White, who provided the guest vocal in this version, but in the single version, it's Shania Twain herself.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
Black society is where I belong.
Right beside you is where I belong.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
From this moment, aww
From this moment on
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
From this momentum
From this moment on
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
From this morning, I have been there
From this moment, I have been blessed
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
High society is where I belong
Right beside you is where I belong
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
I will love few
I will love you
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
I will love you with every beat of my harsh.
I will love you with every beat of my heart.
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
When I take a whiff
As long as I live
"From This Moment On" (MP3)
You and I will never be a fart.
You and I will never be apart.
"God Bless the Child" (MP3)
I'll blame you
Hallelujah
"Home Ain't Where His Heart Is Anymore" (MP3)
There was another road we were afraid to take
There was not a road we were afraid to take
Honey, I'm home and I eat fried rice
Honey I'm home and I had a hard day
I realized I forgot my skirt.
I realized I forgot my purse.
I was late for work at the Boscov's Mart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
This could be worse than peein' a mess.
This could be worse than PMS.
This could be worse, that'll be a mess
This could be worse than PMS
This couldn't be worse than being a mess.
This could be worse than PMS.
Hit it!
Fiddles!
This is spoken at the beginning of the song before the fiddles break in.
Honey, I'm home, I had a heartache
Honey, I'm home, and I had a hard day
In real life, I forgot my purse
I realized I forgot my purse
This could be worse than PBS
This could be worse than PMS
This could be worse than UPS
This could be worse than PMS
"I Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
He drinks, he smokes
He cuts, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
He drinks, he smokes
He'll cuss, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
"I Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
He's afflicted, a d***head.
He's afflicted, addicted.
"I Ain't No Quitter" (MP3)
I ate no critter
I ain't no quitter
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
By the time I'm psycho, you'll never say no.
By the time I say go, you'll never say no.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya inside.
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you inside.
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha till I gotcha inside.
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha while I got you inside.
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside.
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha while I've got ya' inside.
I'm gonna getcha while I've got ya' in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha, as a matter of fact.
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fight.
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of thought!
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact!
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter, a fight.
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm only into resting if I can have you for life.
I'm only interested if I can have you for life.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" (MP3)
I'm only into wrestling if I can have you for life.
I'm only interested if I can have you for life.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
No need to be in love.
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
No need to be in low.
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be burn
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha insight
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find the tower
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside
Oh yeah
So don't try to run, honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
I'm gonna getcha
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
I watched the video and I am sure this is what Shania says.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
There's no need to be in love
When you find it somewhere
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
There's no need to be in love
When you're fine this summer
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
You can bet your Valentine you're gonna be mine.
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
You can betcha by a dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
You can bet your bottom dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some a**.
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some land.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
You're a fine piece of real steak.
You're a fine piece of real estate.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" (MP3)
You're a real fine piece of meat
And I'm gonna get me some man!
You're a fine piece of real estate
And I'm gonna get me some land!
If I were in the room
I could get you off
I'm jealous of your mom.
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye
I'm jealous of the moon.
If I were the moon
I could get you up.
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye.
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
If you wanna touch her a**
If you wanna touch her, ask.
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
If you wanna touch her ass
If you wanna touch her ask
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
If you wanna touch, her ass
If you wanna touch her ask
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her a**
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
If you want to touch, harass!
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" (MP3)
Lemme letcha enema secret
Lemme letcha in on a secret
"In My Car (I'll Be The Driver)" (MP3)
It's all right if you sleep with a slow song.
It's all right if you sleep with your socks on.
"Is There Life After Love?" (MP3)
Every night, I finger you.
Every night, I think of you.
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" (MP3)
Don't give up on drugs
Don't give up on trust
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" (MP3)
It only hurts when I pee.
It only hurts when I breathe.
Her name's Lolita.
or
Her name's Ronita.
Her name's Juanita.
Juanita will untame your heart.
Juanita will unchain your heart.
Lots of Mayan things.
Lots of money and things.
So take me to the liquor store.
So take me to the nearest store.
Lots of Mayan things.
Lots of money and things.
"Life's About to Get Good"
You no longer loved me, and I sang like a sad girl
You no longer loved me, and I sang like a sad bird
"Love Gets Me Every Time" (MP3)
Calvin Dunnan
Gone and done it
"Love Gets Me Every Time" (MP3)
I was crackin' ten.
I was quite content.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
And ooh in every style
And doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Bring me a wallet, you and Ned are in style
Really go wild, yeah, doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Color my hair, play Double Dare
Color my hair, do what I dare
Double Dare is the name of a game show on Nickelodeon (it can also refer to the same-named game show with a completely different format aired on CBS in the 1970s).
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Comb in my hair
Durin' a dare.
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Comb-a my hair, do what I dare.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Combin' my hair, doin' a dare.
Color my hair, do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Combing my hair
Doing a dare.
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Come in my hand, do it again
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Come in my head, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Come on my hair, do what I dare
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Come on my head, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Come on-a here, you and a bear.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Cover my head!
Do it again.
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Cover my head!
Doin' a dip!
Color my hair!
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Cover my head, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Cover my head, doin' the dead.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Cover my head
Do one of them.
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Coverin' my hair
Doin' a dare.
Color my hair
Do what I dare!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Doing Ed in style
Doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Either way I feel
To feel the way I feel
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Forget I'm lazy.
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Give 'em a lady.
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Go totally crazy,
We'll get him a lady
Go totally crazy,
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Go totally crazy
Well give 'em a lady.
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Got gum on my head, do it again, oh, oh, oh
Color my hair, do what I dare, oh oh oh
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Gum in my hair; do it, I dare.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Gum on my hair, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
I ain't gonna ask the little people there.
I ain't gonna act politically correct.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
I ain't gonna ask
What little people wreck
I ain't gonna act
Politically correct
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
I'll bet I'm a lady
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Man church of hurts
or
Man church off skirts
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Man! I feel like a Womble
Man! I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Man! I feel like a one.
Man! I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Man! I feel like a wombat.
Man! I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Man, I feel like a Walkman.
Man, I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Man, I feel like a walnut.
Man, I feel like a woman!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Mandy I'm a woman
Man I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Men in shirts, short skirts
Men's shirts short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Men in short short skirts
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Men s***, me s***
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Oh, oh, oh
Get in the action
Feel the attraction
Cover my head
And do it again.
Oh, oh, oh
Get in the action
Feel the attraction
Color my hair
Do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
The best thing about a bee in a walkman
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
The best thing about a bee in a woman
Is in a rocket here to have a little fun.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
The best thing about being an orphan
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
The best thing about having supper
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
They're totally crazy, well give 'em a lady!
Man, shirt, short, skirt
Oh, oh, oh, a really a while yeah, you and Ned in style
Oh, oh, oh, give me the action, give me attraction
Comb my hair, do it again
Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady!
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
They're totally crazy
But give 'em a lady.
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
To look provocative to have a little fun
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Totally crazy, forgettable lady
Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
You've been lovin' Scott
Doin' it in style
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
Doodle little stop
Doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
Is do karate and have a little fun
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MP3)
It's Go-Gurt
Let's go, girls
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Color my hair, doing a damn
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Ho ho ho
Oh oh oh
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Man, I feel like a moron
Man I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
No, no, no
Oh, oh, oh
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have little buns
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
The way I'll be
The way I feel
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
To do karate and have a little fun
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
Wanna make some nights, really race my boys
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" (MP3)
We're totally crazy
But give him a lady.
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" (MP3)
Well, give 'em a lady
Forget I'm a lady
"No One Needs To Know" (MP3)
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little bandit we call Leroy.
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy.
"No One Needs To Know" (MP3)
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
"No One Needs to Know" (MP3)
A little baby we call Leroy
A little Benji we call Leroy
"No One Needs to Know" (MP3)
But boy, have I been hit by you, kid
But boy, have I been hit by Cupid
"No One Needs to Know" (MP3)
I'll tell him Sunday, Subway, somehow
I'll tell him someday, someway, somehow
"Rock This Country!" (MP3)
Got a really good cycle
Gotta really go psycho
"Rock This Country!" (MP3)
We're gonna rock this cartridge!
We're gonna rock this country!
"Rock This Country" (MP3)
From Utah to Texas
Man, I sold a Mississippi, too.
From Utah to Texas
Minnesota, Mississippi, too.
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" (MP3)
A rheumatologist
A romance novelist
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" (MP3)
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
"She’s Not Just a Pretty Face" (MP3)
She is belated
She is your waitress
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
'cause heaven forbid - it should go out of place
'cause heaven forbid - it should fall out of place
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
All that extra hold gel on your hair, I don't like it.
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
And all that extra hold gel for your hair on a locket
All that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
And all that extra hotel in your hair ought to lock it
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair ought to lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
And all that extra hotel, all your hair on a locket.
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
And all that extra old jail and your hair on a locket.
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
And in that extra hotel, you keep your hair on a locket.
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, carbon isle
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
But you got beaned right down to the arc.
But you've got being right, down to an art.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
But you're not getting right down to my heart
But you've got being right, down to an art.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Down to a mile
Down to an art
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Down to an R
Down to an art
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your car at night
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your carbonite
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your cargo knife
I can't belive you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your carp at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your carpet at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife.
I can't believe you kiss your car good night.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your carving knight
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your cock (as in rooster) at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your cock goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
(as in rooster, of course)
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your coffee night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your cop at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your cop good night
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kiss your pocket knife.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you kissed your carpet knife
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you sleep with your carpet knife
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I can't believe you're cock at night
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
I don't breast-feed much.
That don't impress me much.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Oh, oh, you think you're so damn special
Oh, oh, you think you're something special
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' new.
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa you think you're somethin' else.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
Pull your head out of a locket
...in your hair oughta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
That don't depress me much
That don't impress me much
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
That won't keep me a woman in the middle of the night
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
That won't keep me wanting a mirror all the night
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
That won't keep me warm in the mirror all night.
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You got the books, but have you got the touch?
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You got the books
You got the looks
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You got the brakes, but have you got the touch?
You got the brains, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You got the rooks, but have you got the touch?
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You got them boobs
You got the moves
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You must be Dopey, right?
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You must be a chauffer, right?
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You must be choking, right?
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You must be frozen, right?
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You must beat your wife
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You think you're a fool, but have you got the touch?
You think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You're a making love engine on an overhaul
You're a regular original know-it-all
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You're a making-love original know-it-all
You're a regular original know-it-all
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You're at your old jail and your hair on a locket
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughta' lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" (MP3)
You're one of those guys that likes a sound machine
You're one of those guys that likes to shine his machine
"That Don’t Impress Me Much" (MP3)
So you’re Brad Garrett
So you’re Brad Pitt
"The Woman In Me (needs The Man In You)" (MP3)
But I win when I choose And I can't stand Toulouse
But I win when I choose And I can't stand to lose
"The Woman in Me (Needs the Man in You)" (MP3)
But when will I choose?
But I win when I choose
"The Woman in Me (Needs the Man in You)" (MP3)
But when will I juice?
But I win when I choose
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Somebody took somebody's boots.
Somebody's hurt, somebody's blue.
Baby my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could go up here.
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard.
Baby my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow up here.
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard.
Even some plain and simple a**
Even something as simple as...
Even some thin and simple hats
Even something as simple as...
Even some very simple a**
Forgetting to fill up on gas.
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
Even some very simple acts
Forgetting to fill up on gas.
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
F*** at me to fill up on gas
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
I only throw up, up
I only go up, up
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
I thought you'd take forever and today.
I thought you'd take forever and a day.
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Was it a kite in your eyes?
or
Was it a fight in your eyes?
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"What Made You Say That?" (MP3)
Was it the moonlight?
Was it the starlight up above?
Was it the moonlight
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Boobs bent, have your boobs bent under.
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Boobs fed have your boobs fed and honored
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Boobs in, have your boobs been under?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Boose day, happy boose day to ya'.
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Boots baby, have your boots, baby thunder.
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Boots pet, have your boots petted under.
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Booze bed, booze bed lumber
Whose bed have your boots been under
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Ew, babe have your boots been laundered?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Hoots babe, have your boots down under
Whose bed have your boots been under
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
I saw you walking along Lake Louise.
And I've seen you walking with Long Legs Louise
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
I've seen you out with Frida
I've seen you around with Rita
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
I've seen you out with the reader
or
I've seen you around with the reader
I've seen you around with Rita
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
It's Tuesday, have your boots been laundered?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Editor's Note: The correct title of this song is "WHOSE Bed Have Your Boots Been Under", not "Who's." "Who's" is the contraction for "who is" or "who has."
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Ohh babe, have your boots been under?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Try the operetta
Try the operator
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Who said, 'Have your boobs been on her?'
or
Who said, 'Have your boobs been under?'
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Who said, 'cause your boots said.
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Who's bay, happy boose bay; 'n' under!
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Who's dead when your boobs go under?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Whose bed did you goose-step under?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" (MP3)
Whose bed have your books been under?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Boobs fed, have boobs fed and honored
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Lucille, have your boots been laundered?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" (MP3)
Whose bed have your boobs been under?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
You make deodorant
You make my motor run
You win my love, yeah you run my world
You win my love, yeah you're number one
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Ain't that the weather?
Ain't nothing better
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
But just look at the swollen arm
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
But just look at the swollen nun
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Hey, master bater!
Ain't nothin' better.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Just look at a scalded nun.
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Just look at the scolded Nun
Just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Look at the scalded nun.
But just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Look how far we've come now, David.
Look how far we've come, my baby.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Looks like I ate it
Looks like we made it
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Looks like a lady
Looks like we made it
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Looks like we mated.
Looks like we made it.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Mama took the long way.
We might've took the long way.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
They said, 'I'm gay, they'll never make it'
They said, 'I'll bet they'll never make it'
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
They said, 'In our bed, we'll never make it'.
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
They said, 'Oy vey, they'll never make it'
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
You'll never make it,
but just look at the scolded nun
You'll never make it,
but just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
You're still the I'd p**s good-night.
You're still the one I'd kiss goodnight.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
You're still the woman I love.
You're still the one that I love.
"You're Still The One" (MP3)
Your still the one, I want four eyes.
You're still the one I want for life.
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Ain't nothing better
We'd be the odds together
Ain't nothing better
We beat the odds together
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Ain't that feel better?
Ain't nothing better
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
But just look at us scoldin' 'em
But just look at us holdin' on
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Just look at the scalded gnome
But just look at us holding on
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Just look at the sordid nun.
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
Looks like a G rating
Looks like we made it
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
My mother took the wrong way
We might have took the long way
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
We beat the Oz together
We beat the odds together
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
We knew we'd get there Sunday
We knew we'd get there someday
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
You're still the one I want to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want around
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
"You're Still the One" (MP3)
You're still the one-eyed kiss goodnight
You're still the one I kiss goodnight
You gotta wait and see
You've got a way it seems
You've got a way at Sears
You've got a way it seems