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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Undertones that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for The Undertones on amIright currently.

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"(She's A) Runaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a monorail
What a total disaster
She's a monorail
She's got nothing to do
She's a monrail.
Original Lyrics:
She's a runaround
What a total disaster
She's a runaround
She's got nothing to do
She's a runaround.
"(She's a) Runaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a wonder ride
Original Lyrics:
She's a runaround
"My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always spotless clean and neat
As smooth as Yul Brynner.
Original Lyrics:
Always spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them.
"My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got 49 sheepskin jackets
My ma said they cost a packet
Original Lyrics:
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
"My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a degree in economics
Prosthetics and bionics
Original Lyrics:
He's got a degree in economics
Maths, physics and bionics
"My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
His mother bought him a gin and Tizer
Plugged a human lead into a bison.
Original Lyrics:
His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her.
"My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masthetics and Bionics
Original Lyrics:
Maths, physics and bionics
"My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My perfect cousin
I'd like to do his dozen.
Original Lyrics:
My perfect cousin
What I like to do, he doesn't.
"Teenage Kicks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get teenage kids right through the night
Original Lyrics:
Get teenage kicks right through the night
"Teenage Kicks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get teenage kinks right through the night
Original Lyrics:
Get teenage kicks right through the night
"Teenage Kicks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to hold you, want to hold you tight
Get Tina's kicks right through the night
Original Lyrics:
I want to hold you, want to hold you tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
"Teenage Kicks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen extremes so hard to beat.
Original Lyrics:
Teenage dreams, so hard to beat.
First release from the Undertones and one of John Peel's most favourite singles ever.
"Teenage Kicks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teen extremes, so hard to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Teenage dreams, so hard to beat.

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