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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for VeggieTales that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 30 misheard song lyrics for VeggieTales on amIright currently.

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"Can't Believe It's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away we go with nosy cheeks and hot sausage blowing
Original Lyrics:
Away we go with rosy cheeks and hearts a-glowing
"Can't Believe It's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
My favorite time of ear
Original Lyrics:
My favorite time of year
"Can't Believe It's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Row joe!
We're going home with screaming peaks and Bart's a-coming!
Down hay, it makes us wanna die!
Original Lyrics:
Ho ho!
Away we go with rosy cheeks and hearts aglowing
Hey hey, it makes us wanna cheer!
"Haman’s Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Highness, I believe you must get a beard
Original Lyrics:
Your Highness, I believe there is much to fear
"His Cheeseburger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz He loves you cheeseburger with olive sauce.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz He loves you cheeseburger with all His heart.
"His Cheeseburger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he said, 'Isn't this Burger Bear?'
Original Lyrics:
And he said, 'Isn't this Burger Bell?'
"His Cheeseburger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
I'll even be back here for lunch.
Original Lyrics:
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
I'll eat and be back here for lunch.
"His Cheeseburger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are Ms. Cheeseburger, Ms. Lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you too. I will love you too.
or
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you-hoo. I will love you-hoo.
Original Lyrics:
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you.
"His Cheeseburger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you-hoo. I will love you-hoo.
or
You are Ms. Cheeseburger, Ms. Lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you too. I will love you too.
or
You are Ms. Cheeseburger, Ms. Lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you too. I will love you too.
Original Lyrics:
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you
"His Cheeseburger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my cheeseburger, you are my cheeseburger.
I will love Yoo-Hoo. I will love Yoo-Hoo.
Original Lyrics:
You are his cheese burger, his tasty cheeseburger
Be back for you-oo, he'll be back for you-oo
"I Love My Lips" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If my lips moved to Duluth, left the meth, and took my tooth.
Tha'd be too bad, I'd call my dad.
Original Lyrics:
If my lips moved to Duluth, left the mess, and took my tooth.
Tha'd be too bad, I'd call my dad.
"Jonah Was a Prophet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, poo poo! But he really ever got it, go away!
Original Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
"Jonah Was a Prophet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonna was a profit, woo hoo! But she really never got it, happy but false!
Original Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
Wait, Is Jonna a profit?! A profit is money, not a person!
"Keep Walking!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bit's bain bo bee, bour brains bre bery ball; bo bink balking!
Be'll be bocking bown bur ball!
Original Lyrics:
It's plain to see, your brains are very small; to think walking!
We'll be knocking down our wall!
This is signed by Mike Smith.
"Keep Walking!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brains are very huge
So keep walking. We'll be knocking down our wall!
Original Lyrics:
Your brains are very small
So keep walking. We'll be knocking down our wall!
A slushee fell onto the ground.
"Larry's High Silk Hat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hurry, Mr. Jollibee
Before my dapperness goes flat.
Original Lyrics:
Oh hurry, Mr. Trolley
Before my dapperness goes flat.
"Larry's High Silk Hat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, stupid!
I'm ugly!
Original Lyrics:
Like a king
in a royal cap
Tito said the king hates him
"Love My Lips"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my lips said toodaloo
Left a mess and took my stew.
Original Lyrics:
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth.
"Radio Sweetheart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move my beat to the feet down in my brain,
Singing for the people that's how I roll;
Who would guess that a stinky lady
Can sing for the ugly world
Original Lyrics:
Move my feet to the beat down in my soul,
Singing for the people that's how I roll;
Who would guess that a regular girl
Can sing for the whole wide world
"SUV Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are in sport ultitly vehicles
For a scoop of peanut butter.
Original Lyrics:
Cruising to 7-11
For a bag of Frito-Lays!
And much to their surprise, they love adventures.
"Schoolhouse Polka"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wetter, wetter, wetter, wetter you don't like it.
Wetter, wetter, wetter, wetter a chef naked.
Original Lyrics:
Whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not.
Weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot.
"Share of Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to care
About a goat
And bring it cheese!
Original Lyrics:
We used to care about our share
Of gold so rare and big TVs!
"Share of Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
We used to die
on this forsaken island! Of gold so rare
and big TVs!
Original Lyrics:
We used to care
about our share. Of gold so rare
and big TVs!
You got to be kidding me! Vikings and monks colliding on an island?
"Spanish Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
No! It's Spanish Gold for all today, for king and country now we'll never fight.
Our shirts aren't loose, our pants aren't tight!
It's Spanish Gold for all today!
It's Spanish Gold for all today.
Original Lyrics:
Oh! It's Spanish Gold for all tonight!
For king and country now we fight.
Our shirts are loose, our pants are tight!
It's Spanish Gold for all tonight!
It's Spanish Gold for all tonight.
"Surrey With The Fringe On Top"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I take you out in Missouri with the fringe on top.
Original Lyrics:
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top.
Ed.'s note: A cover of the song from Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Oklahoma".
"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Pirates Who Always Do Everything,
We just go to school and eat all day!
And if you ask us, to do everything, you'll tell me "we do everything".
Original Lyrics:
We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything,
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll tell you 'we don't do anything'.
"The Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the Promised Town, it's gonna be Greek!
We'll have our fill, from the bill; as much we can't stand.
It'll be so lousy,
Oh! We are not waiting!
'Cause we're not going to the Promised Town!
Original Lyrics:
And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand!
We'll have our fill, from the grill; as much as we can stand.
It'll be so great,
Oh! We can hardly wait!
'Cause we're going to the Promised Land!
Pancho puts his line after the "it'll be so lousy" this: "With waffles on my toy airplane!"
"The Rumor Weed Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever eaten a king?
A bandit who stole your things?
The ladies only asked for a detective's name on their autograph books.
Original Lyrics:
Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot I'm told.
He's got lasers for eyes, and a microchip brain, and his skin is terribly cold!
"The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps"
Misheard Lyrics:
The practice grew, their prophets died 'til one fateful night,
When the nurse said "If it's all the same to the King, do you want to be a rich man?"
The doctor shrugged like if he was saying 'I don't know'. Then said, "Forget about it!"
To the nurse of the yodeling pickle of the Alps!
Original Lyrics:
The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day
When the nurse who assisted the doc asked for a raise in pay.
The doctor pondered this awhile, scratched his scalp and said "No way, Jose!"
To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps!

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