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"Go West"
(Together) We will fly so high
(Together) Tell your brains goodbye
(Together) We will fly so high
(Together) Tell our friends goodbye
"Go West"
Go west in the autumn air
or
Go west in the auburn air
Go west in the open air
"Go West"
There are many ways
To live there in the summer shade
There are many ways
To live there in the sun or shade
"Go West"
We will go to L.A.
We will go our way
"In The Navy"
Beef with gravy
or
My name is Davy.
In the Navy
"In The Navy"
Come on, enjoy your fellowmen
Come on, and join your fellow, man
"In The Navy"
He's a baby!
In the Navy
"In The Navy"
In the Navy,
where you piss in the sea
In the Navy,
yes you can sail the seven seas
"In The Navy"
In the knave, E
In the Navy
"In The Navy"
In the lady!
In the Navy!
Very odd (and ironic) choice of lyrics for a group with a large following among gay men.
"In The Navy"
Schindellegi
In the Navy
Schindellegi is a place in Switzerland.
"In The Navy"
They want you in the nudie crew
They want you as a new recruit
"In the Navy"
Big wazoo,
big wazoo,
big wazoo-ass, the new recruit
They want you,
they want you,
they want you as a new recruit
"In the Navy"
But I'm sure they will be always a good naked
Working for the land and sea
For I'm sure there will be always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea
"In the Navy"
Eating gravy
In the Navy
"In the Navy"
Inner maybe
In the navy
"In the Navy"
Pins and needles
In the Navy
"In the Navy"
Shame on you,
Shame on you,
Shame on you and the boogie too
They want you,
They want you,
They want you as a new recruit
"In the Navy"
They want you and the Looney Tunes
They want you as a new recruit
"In the Navy"
They want you at the movies, too
They want you as a new recruit
"In the Navy"
They want you, they want you
They want you as a loony crew
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
"In the Navy"
We want you,
We want you,
We want you as a movie crew
They want you,
They want you,
They want you as a new recruit
"In the Navy"
Where can you learn to fly planes or to skin dive
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports, and skin dive
"Macho Man"
Brocco-broccoli
Macho, macho man
"Macho Man"
F**king with his body, he's a king
Funky with his body, he's a king
"Macho Man"
Groucho, Groucho Marx
Macho, macho man
"Macho Man"
He's a special Buzzsaw
He's a special Person
"Macho Man"
He's a special butt-f*** in anybody's land.
He's a special person in anybody's land.
"Macho Man"
Hot doh, hot dog man
or
Hot dog, hot dog vendor
Macho, macho man
"Macho Man"
Matzo, matzo man
Macho, macho man
"Macho Man"
Moscow Moscow man.
Macho, Macho Man
"Macho Man"
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to be a nacho man
Macho, Macho Man
I've got to be a Macho Man
"Macho Man"
Nacho, nacho man
Macho, macho man
"Macho Man"
Not your, not your man
Macho, Macho Man
"Macho Man"
Not your, not your man
Macho, Macho Man
"Macho Man"
Ready to get down, man. Do it in the can
Ready to get down with, anyone he can
"Macho Man"
Russian, Russian man
Macho, macho man
"Macho Man"
S*** my big d***, mustache.
Check out my big thick mustache.
"Macho Man"
Suck my big d**k, mustache
Check out my big thick mustache
"Manhattan Woman"
Men have transformers.
Manhattan woman
"Manhattan Woman"
Tap tap tap for love
Manhattan Woman
"San Francisco (You've Got Me)"
Every gesture there has a Midgee (Midgee)
Every gesture there has a meaning (meaning)
As in Tootsie Roll Midgees.
"Sex Over The Phone"
Touch my britches then I go crazy.
Touch my princess and I go crazy.
"Sodom And Gomorrah"
Ronald McDonald, Ronald McDonald
Sodom and Gomorrah, Sodom and Gomorrah
"Y.M.C.A."
5 and 3/8ths
Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
And just go there, to the YMCA
Until they can help you today.
And just go there, to the YMCA
I'm sure they can help you today.
"Y.M.C.A."
Buoyancy aid
Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
Dough bag, there's a place you can go
I said dough bag, when you're short on the dough.
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man, when you're short on the dough.
"Y.M.C.A."
High Accident
Y-M-C-A
"Y.M.C.A."
I am the 8th!
Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
I do this thing at the Y.M.C.A.
I do this thing at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive
or
I felt the whole world was so tired.
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so tight.
"Y.M.C.A."
I said Yemen, put your pride on the shelf.
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf.
"Y.M.C.A."
I said hours
I said I was
"Y.M.C.A."
I said yippieh.
I said, young man
"Y.M.C.A."
I said young man, hit yourself off the ground
or
Hitch yourself off the ground
or
Lift yourself off the ground
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground.
"Y.M.C.A."
I said young man, put your bride on the shelf.
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf.
"Y.M.C.A."
I said young man, put your butt on the shelf
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf
"Y.M.C.A."
I said yummy
I said..young man
"Y.M.C.A."
I said, young man, when you're short on the go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
"Y.M.C.A."
I said....Janne
I said...young man
Janne is a Finnish name and it is pronounced like 'yonne'
"Y.M.C.A."
It's for the state, it's the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
Mini-Wheats to have a good time
Many ways to have a good time
"Y.M.C.A."
My NCAA
Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
My NCAA
Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
Norman does it all by himself
No man does it all by himself
"Y.M.C.A."
Nutmeg
Young man
"Y.M.C.A."
Put your bat on the shelf.
or
Put your butt on the shelf.
Put your pride on the shelf.
"Y.M.C.A."
Putcha right on the shelf.
Put your pride on the shelf.
"Y.M.C.A."
Silly ways to have a good time
Many ways to have a good time
"Y.M.C.A."
That way
That's where
"Y.M.C.A."
There’s a bake sale at the YMCA
There’s a place there called the YMCA
"Y.M.C.A."
They can stop the fat in your way.
They can start you back on your way.
"Y.M.C.A."
They have everything for your mental joy.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
"Y.M.C.A."
They have everything for your mental joy
They have everything for young men to enjoy
"Y.M.C.A."
They have everything from a floor to a gym.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
"Y.M.C.A."
They have everything, for you men to enjoy
They have everything for young men to enjoy
"Y.M.C.A."
They have everything, for you're meant to enjoy.
or
They have everything, for you're made to enjoy.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
"Y.M.C.A."
They have everything, for your mental joy
They have everything for young men to enjoy
"Y.M.C.A."
Why Em see hey?
Y-M-C-A
"Y.M.C.A."
Why ain't she gay?
Y.M.C.A.
"Y.M.C.A."
Yam Yam, there's no need to feel down
I said, Yam Yam, pick yourself off the ground
I said, Yam Yam, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be on Harpic.
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
"Y.M.C.A."
Yogi
Young man
"Y.M.C.A."
Yoplait
Young man
"Y.M.C.A."
You can do what the f*** you feel.
You can do whatever you feel.
"Y.M.C.A."
You can do what the f*ck you feel
You can do what-ever you feel
"Y.M.C.A."
You can get yourself laid
You can have a good meal.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal.
"Y.M.C.A."
You can have a good deal
You can have a good meal
"Y.M.C.A."
You can make out with all the boys.
You can hang out with all the boys.
"Y.M.C.A."
Young man, I was once in your shoes at St. Arbor
Down at Albertson Blues
Young man, I was once in your shoes
I said I was down and out with the blues
"Y.M.C.A."
Young man, give your biscuit to me
Young man, are you listening to me?
"Y.M.C.A."
Young man, just pin up your gown.
There's no need to see me laughing.
Young man, 'cause you're a new town,
there's no need to be unhappy.
"Y.M.C.A."
Your man
Young man
"Y.M.C.A"
Why are you gay?
Y.M.C.A.
"YMCA"
I made a mistake!
Y.M.C.A!
"YMCA"
I said young man, when your short on your dope
They have Avril Lavigne for you to enjoy.
I said young man, when your short on your dough
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
Avril LaVigne was not yet born when this song was made, so the second line's mishearing would clearly be an anachronism.
"YMCA"
It's fun to say you go YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
"YMCA"
M.D.M.A
Y.M.C.A
MDMA is the active principle in ecstasy tabs.
"YMCA"
We're supposed to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
"YMCA"
You can get yourself clean
You can have some milk.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal.
"YMCA"
Young man, just pin up your gown.
There's no need to see us laughing.
Young man, 'cause you're in a new town,
there's no need to be unhappy.
"YMCA"
Young man, with your hands down your pants
Young man, do you want to dance
"YMCA"
Young men, I was watching your shoes
Young men, I was once in your shoes