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"(If You're Wondering If) I Want You To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you wouldn't read if I want you to
Original Lyrics:
Girl, if you're wondering if I want you to
"Across The Sea" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see, Ma, I'm a good little boy.
It's all your fault, Wilma
it's all your fault
It's all your fault, Wilma
it's all your fault
Original Lyrics:
You see, Ma, I'm a good little boy.
It's all your fault, Mama,
it's all your fault
It's all your fault, Mama,
it's all your fault
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bless the reeds down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch some Raisinets in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I expect delays down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I expect delays down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'm late down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm at the range down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's coming in 12:35
Original Lyrics:
She's coming in 12:30 flight
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wild doves cry out in the night
Original Lyrics:
The wild dogs cry out in the night
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing that a hundred men are out of orange juice
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
"Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
You turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, it's waiting there for you.
Original Lyrics:
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, it's waiting there for you.
"Back to the Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
I forgot my disco socks
Original Lyrics:
I forgot that disco sucks
What are disco socks?
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverley hills, rolling like a shoe on a hill
Original Lyrics:
Beverly hills, rolling like a celebrity
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills - Rolling like it just never ends!
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity!
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills, woke up in a submarine.
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills, rollin' like a celebrity.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That where I want to pee.
That where I want to pee.
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That where I want to be.
That where I want to be.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to bang
That's where I want to bang
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That where I want to be.
That where I want to be.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to bathe.
That's where I want to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be.
That's where I want to be.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be (Be, be!)
That's where I want to be (Be, be!)
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be (Gimme, gimme!)
That's where I want to be (Gimme, gimme!)
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be (We'll be living)
That's where I want to be (We'll be living)
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be (Gimme, gimme!)
That's where I want to be (Gimme, gimme!)
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be!
(Beverly! Beverly!)
Living in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Oh, I would sure like Beverly!
(Beverly! Beverly!)
Living in Beverly Hills.
That's where I want to be!
(Beverly! Beverly!)
Living in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Oh, I would sure like Beverly!
(Beverly! Beverly!)
Living in Beverly Hills.
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be!
(Gimme, gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity!
(Gimme, gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills.
That's where I want to be!
(Gimme, gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity!
(Gimme, gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
(Ya here me, ya here me?)
That's where I want to be
(Ya here me, ya here me?)
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
(Gimme, gimme.)
That's where I want to be
(Gimme, gimme.)
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crappy girls never looked at me.
Original Lyrics:
Preppy girls never looked at me.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy girls never looked at me
or
Hippy girls never looked at me
or
Peppy girls never looked at me
or
Hippy girls never looked at me
or
Peppy girls never looked at me
Original Lyrics:
Preppy girls never looked at me
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm digging gold, bored in schools
Original Lyrics:
I didn't go to boarding schools
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kimmie, Kimmie!
or
Timmy, Timmy!
or
Timmy, Timmy!
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimmie!
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing that this song never ends
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like a celebrity
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living like a ship every day
or
Living like a sh*t every day.
or
Living like a sh*t every day.
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like a celebrity.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living, living
or
Wayne, Wayne
or
Wayne, Wayne
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme
Sung by the female back-up singer before the group sings the line 'Living in Beverly Hills'.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My automobile is a piece of crack
Original Lyrics:
My automobile is a piece of crap
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked girls never looked at me
Original Lyrics:
Preppy girls never looked at me
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pimpy girls now looked at me.
Original Lyrics:
Preppy girls never looked at me.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' like a ship on a hill
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' like a celebrity
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' like a should everyday.
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' like a celebrity.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling like a ship every day
or
Living on a ship every day
or
Rolling like a s*** on the hay.
or
Living on a ship every day
or
Rolling like a s*** on the hay.
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like a celebrity.
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling like a soldier, horray
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like a celebrity
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling like this song never ends
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like a celebrity
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you do me! Will you do me!
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme!
"Brightening Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
My best friend's a Don
Original Lyrics:
My best friends are gone
"Brightening Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
My best friend's a gun.
Original Lyrics:
My best friends are gone.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you married Sally Moore.
Original Lyrics:
And you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're Harry Connick Jr.
Original Lyrics:
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're married to a whore
Original Lyrics:
...and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're married to my whore
Original Lyrics:
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're married to the mob
Original Lyrics:
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're married to the mob
Original Lyrics:
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your fairy tales at home
Original Lyrics:
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what the thing's about us, Dewey.
or
I don't care what they sing about us, Dewey.
or
I don't care what they sing about us, Dewey.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about Ernest Hemingway
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us anyway
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about a segway
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about assemblies
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us, anyway.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about assembly
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us, anyway
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about my segue.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
Segue is pronounced 'seg-way'.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about the sandwich
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about the sewage
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us anyway
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us doing it,
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say about us, anyway.
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't trust that Buddy Holly
And your Mary Tyler Moore
And your Mary Tyler Moore
Original Lyrics:
I look just like Buddy Holly
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lets go park the car
or
Lets go to the bar
or
Lets go to the bar
Original Lyrics:
That's for all time
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows me dissin' my girl
Why have they gotta frown?
Why have they gotta frown?
Original Lyrics:
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
Why do they gotta front?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh, and your parents are divorced
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oo, wee, oo, I know just how to go potty
Uh, oh, I just went upon the floor.
Uh, oh, I just went upon the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Ooo, wee, ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo I suck worse than Buddy Holly,
You're worse than Mary Tailor Made
You're worse than Mary Tailor Made
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, I got dibs on Buddy Holly.
Oh oh, and you'll marry Tyler Moore.
Oh oh, and you'll marry Tyler Moore.
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
And you're Mary Tyler Moore.
And you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, I love Bu-uh-uddy Holly
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, look just like Buddy Holly
Oo-oo and no married time no more.
Oo-oo and no married time no more.
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oo, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh-oo, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, ee, ooh, you can take your buddy, Holly.
Oh, oh, and your Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh, oh, and your Mary Tyler Moore.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, ee, ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, and no Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about his singing
I don't care about that
Oh oh, and no Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about his singing
I don't care about that
Original Lyrics:
Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo, eee, ooo, I don't dress like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Original Lyrics:
Ooo, eee, ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wassa matter babe? I'm feelin' blue!
Original Lyrics:
What'sa matter babe? Are you feeling blue?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all wanna dress like Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We knew how to dress like Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics:
Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We know that the drugs got Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, oh, and Mary Tyler Moore
We don't care what they said about his airplane
We don't care 'bout that.
Oh, oh, oh, and Mary Tyler Moore
We don't care what they said about his airplane
We don't care 'bout that.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, wee, ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that.
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys that they'd insult my love
Original Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent
You have to stretch the end of 'insult' and 'my' and say love quickly.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys
That they'd be so belligerent?
That they'd be so belligerent?
Original Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
That made them so violent?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd we ever do to the skies
That they were sworn by our love?
That they were sworn by our love?
Original Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
That made them so violent?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd we ever do to these guys
That made them sold by your love?
That made them sold by your love?
Original Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
That made them so violent?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's with corona dissing my girl?
Original Lyrics:
What's with these homies dissing my girl?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's with these homies kissing my girl?
Where did they get us from?
Where did they get us from?
Original Lyrics:
What's with these homies dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
Why do they gotta front?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's with these homos fisting my girl?
Original Lyrics:
What's with these homies dissing my girl?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's with this always dissin' my girl?
Original Lyrics:
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wii U, I look just like Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics:
Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-ee-oo I don't dress like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and uh Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh-oh, and uh Mary Tyler Moore.
Original Lyrics:
Oo-wee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and uh Mary Tyler Moore
Oh-oh, and uh Mary Tyler Moore
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-ee-oo, bitch I look like Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics:
Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a twisted
Porridge of s***.
Porridge of s***.
Original Lyrics:
Your tongue is twisted
Your eyes are slit.
Your eyes are slit.
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes are twisted,
your eyes are sh*t
your eyes are sh*t
Original Lyrics:
Your tongue is twisted,
your eyes are slit
your eyes are slit
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes worth sh*t
You need a guardian
You need a guardian
Original Lyrics:
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
You need a guardian
"Butterfly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't mean to do you hard.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't mean to do you harm.
"Butterfly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm a dolphin, you're a b**ch.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm a dog, then you're a b**ch.
"Butterfly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my darling, you're a b**ch.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm a dog, then you're a b**ch.
"Butterfly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The goal, it slips away.
or
It always slips away.
or
It always slips away.
Original Lyrics:
The ghost slips away.
"California Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I play guitar, it's silkwood
Original Lyrics:
Now I play guitar, it's sick, woo
"Can't Knock The Hustle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll start a wiggle
Original Lyrics:
Hasta luego
"Can't Knock the Hustle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasta Luigi
Original Lyrics:
Hasta luego
"Hasta luego" is a Spanish way of saying "Goodbye".
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of mail
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead on my head
Wasting time on my own.
Wasting time on my own.
Original Lyrics:
Debt on my head
Wasting time on my own.
Wasting time on my own.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geez, it smells so good
On a burnt piece of land.
On a burnt piece of land.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good
On a burnt piece of lamb.
On a burnt piece of lamb.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teat smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teeth smell so good on a burnt piece of bread.
or
Teeth smell so good on a burnt piece of lead.
or
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of land.
or
Teeth smell so good on a burnt piece of lead.
or
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of land.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teeth smell so good on a burnt piece of bread.
or
Teeth smell so good on a burnt piece of lead.
or
Teeth smell so good on a burnt piece of lead.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb.
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These smell so good
On a burnt piece of land
On a burnt piece of land
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good
On a burnt piece of lamb
On a burnt piece of lamb
"Dope Nose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These smells so good
On a burnt piece of land
Fact of the year
Who could be up your man
On a burnt piece of land
Fact of the year
Who could be up your man
Original Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good
On a burnt piece of lamb
Fag of the year
Who could beat up your man
On a burnt piece of lamb
Fag of the year
Who could beat up your man
I know I submitted this before but I want to submit it again as one.
"El Scorcho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello. I'm here. I'm weird.
Original Lyrics:
Hello. I'm here. I'm waiting.
"El Scorcho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could get my head out of this end.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I could get my head outta the sand.
"El Scorcho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm alive like you, so please hang low
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lot like you, so please, hello
"El Scorcho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmalade is good for you, so please.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lot like you, so please.
"El Scorcho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The redheads don't do s*** but Jello
Original Lyrics:
The redhead said you shred the cello
"El Scorcho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching one leg Jap new Jack do through a table.
Original Lyrics:
Watching grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table.
"El Scorcho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
the redheads don't do sh*t but Jello
Original Lyrics:
the redhead said you shred the cello
"Falling For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm a burning kangaroo in your mouth.
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm a burning candle, you're a gentle moth.
"Falling For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy cow, I think I've got one beer
Original Lyrics:
Holy cow, I think I've got one here
"Falling For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy sweet goddamn you left your jello in the basement
Original Lyrics:
Holy sweet goddamn you left your cello in the basement
"Falling for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First, there's rules about a ghost like me
Original Lyrics:
First, there's rules about old goats like me
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A*s wipe
Original Lyrics:
Hash pipe
Actually there is a line in which "a*s wipe" is the correct lyric.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get my penis
I'll go out of my mind
His pants like to get there 'cuz they like my behind
I'm down on my business if I can't get a drink
Down on Santa Monica where drinks are for kids.
I'll go out of my mind
His pants like to get there 'cuz they like my behind
I'm down on my business if I can't get a drink
Down on Santa Monica where drinks are for kids.
Original Lyrics:
I can't help my feelings,
I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids.
I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love the britches if I can't get a drink.
Down on Vanna Monna 'cause it ticks off her kids.
Down on Vanna Monna 'cause it ticks off her kids.
Original Lyrics:
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick.
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids.
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my a!! wipe,
you've got your big teats!
you've got your big teats!
Original Lyrics:
I got my a!! wide,
You've got your big G's.
You've got your big G's.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're Don King.
Original Lyrics:
I know that you don't care.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're dooky
Original Lyrics:
I know that you don't care
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my ass wipes.(Whoa eu wa)
Original Lyrics:
I've got my ass wide.(Whoa)
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The speds came to get me 'cuz they like my behind.
Original Lyrics:
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind .
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This band's out to get me cause they wiped my behind
Original Lyrics:
These players come to get me cause they like my behind
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your a**wipe
I got my a**wipe, too.
I got my a**wipe, too.
Original Lyrics:
You got your hash pipe
I got my hash pipe, too.
I got my hash pipe, too.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your big titties, I got my hash pipe
Original Lyrics:
You got your big jeans, I got my hash pipe
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your problems,
I got my asswipe,
You got your big cheese,
I got my hashpipe
I got my asswipe,
You got your big cheese,
I got my hashpipe
Original Lyrics:
You got your problems,
I got my eyeswipe,
You got your big gs,
I got my hashpipe
I got my eyeswipe,
You got your big gs,
I got my hashpipe
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my a** wipe
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe.
I got my a** wipe
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe.
Original Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my a** wide
You got your big G's
I got my hash pipe.
I got my a** wide
You got your big G's
I got my hash pipe.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my a** bite
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe.
I got my a** bite
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe.
Original Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my eyes wide
You got your big G's
I got my hash pipe.
I got my eyes wide
You got your big G's
I got my hash pipe.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're big cheese.
Original Lyrics:
You got your big g's.
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your big jeans
Original Lyrics:
You've got your big G's
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your big titties
Original Lyrics:
You've got your big G's
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wipe
You've got your big cheese
I've got my ass wipe
You've got your big cheese
Original Lyrics:
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big g's
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big g's
"Hash Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your problems,
I've got my ass wipe,
you've got your big cheese
I've got my ass wipe,
you've got your big cheese
Original Lyrics:
You've got your problems,
I've got my ass wide,
you've got your big G's
I've got my ass wide,
you've got your big G's
"Hash-Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your damn cheese, I got my a** wiped.
Original Lyrics:
You got your big G's, I got my a** wide.
"Hash-Pipe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your bitches.
Original Lyrics:
You've got your big G's.
"Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a kick
Original Lyrics:
When I was a kid
"Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a stringent Disneyland
You and I
To a stringent Disneyland
Original Lyrics:
Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a strange and distant land
You and I
To a strange and distant land
"Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road with carrol at,
jot her in his pilgrim land
jot her in his pilgrim land
Original Lyrics:
On the road with Kerouac,
sheltered in his bivouac
sheltered in his bivouac
"I Want You To"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dug you so much, I took some Ovaltine
Original Lyrics:
I dug you so much, I took some for the team
"In the Garage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Ludacris
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Ludacris
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Peter Criss
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Peter Criss
"In the Garage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one cares about my waist.
Original Lyrics:
No one cares about my ways.
"Island In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to feel a dude.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to feel it too.
"Island In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it makes me feel so fine again, control my brain.
Original Lyrics:
And it makes me feel so fine, I can't control my brain.
"Island In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On and on and in the sun
Original Lyrics:
On an island in the sun
"Island In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on a golden sea
You don't need no mammary.
You don't need no mammary.
Original Lyrics:
When you're on a golden sea
You don't need no memory.
You don't need no memory.
"Island in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Island of the Skog
Original Lyrics:
On an island in the sun
The Island of the Skog is a chidren's book by Steven Kellogg.
"Island in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a trip into the zone
Original Lyrics:
As we drift into the zone
"Island in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a diamond in the sun
Original Lyrics:
On an island in the sun
"Island in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On an island in the stars
Original Lyrics:
On an island in the sun
"Keep Fishin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God d****t, I'm in love with you
Keep fishin' if you feel it's true.
Keep fishin' if you feel it's true.
Original Lyrics:
Oh girl, when I'm in love with you
Keep fishin' if you feel it's true.
Keep fishin' if you feel it's true.
"Keep Fishin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh girl when I'm in love with you
Keep fistin' if you feel it's true.
Keep fistin' if you feel it's true.
Original Lyrics:
Oh girl when I'm in love with you
Keep fishin' if you feel it's true.
Keep fishin' if you feel it's true.
"Keep Fishin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Guven I'm in love with you!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, girl, when I'm in love with you!
"Keep Fishin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waste my days (waste my days)
In childhood ways (in childhood ways).
In childhood ways (in childhood ways).
Original Lyrics:
Waste my days (waste my days)
And drown aways (and drown aways).
And drown aways (and drown aways).
"Keep Fishin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my Dave? (Where's my Dave?)
He drowned away (Drowned away).
He drowned away (Drowned away).
Original Lyrics:
Waste my days (Waste my days)
It drowned aways (Drowned aways).
It drowned aways (Drowned aways).
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A chicken car-zo-ni, all mine.
Original Lyrics:
A ticket cost only your mind.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm carrying the Will
Thanks for all who've show up
This is how he will
Thanks for all who've show up
This is how he will
Original Lyrics:
I am carrying the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us
This is how we feel
Thanks for all you've shown us
This is how we feel
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like dramamine
When we couldn't find tea.
Pour yourself some tea
Just like dramamine
When we couldn't find tea.
Original Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like family
planned conventionally.
Pour yourself some tea
Just like family
planned conventionally.
Original Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Jonas
I'm curry in the whale.
I'm curry in the whale.
Original Lyrics:
My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel.
I'm carrying the wheel.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Wheat Field.
Original Lyrics:
My name is Wepeel.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The chicken cost only your mind.
or
The ticking clock's only your mind.
or
The ticking clock's only your mind.
Original Lyrics:
A ticket cost only your mind.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ticking clock sold me your mind.
Original Lyrics:
A ticket cost only your mind.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The workers are growing old.
Original Lyrics:
The workers are going home.
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then go back to bed
Once but never again
Once but never again
Original Lyrics:
Things were better then
Once but never again
Once but never again
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all left the den
Had a tight body
Had a tight body
Original Lyrics:
We've all left the den
Let me tell you about it
Let me tell you about it
"My Name Is Jonas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonders are goin' on.
Original Lyrics:
Workers are goin' home.
"No Other One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tattoo of two-headed snakes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a tattoo and two pet snakes.
"Oh, Girlfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh girlfriend, that's Ian,
and I must rip out your lung
and I must rip out your lung
Original Lyrics:
Oh girlfriend, that's the end,
and I'm lost without your love
and I'm lost without your love
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought that anyone
Could be more important then my plants.
Could be more important then my plants.
Original Lyrics:
I never thought that anyone
Could be more important then my plans.
Could be more important then my plans.
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the flicks are saying that you grow it.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you might play so monastic that you blow it.
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could never let it call.
Original Lyrics:
I could never let it go.
"Photograph" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the joy of the presently erect, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Just keep drawing up the plans and re-erect it
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Dianne, honestly
Original Lyrics:
Pink triangle on her sleeve
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My God, she's a lesbian
or
Oh, damn, she's a lesbian
or
I doubt she's a lesbian
or
I doubt she's a lesbian
Original Lyrics:
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just smoked a beer in my time
Original Lyrics:
Might of smoked a few in my time
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm done, she's a lesbian
Original Lyrics:
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dumb, she's the last behind.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dumped, she's a lesbian.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm told she's a lesbian.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind begins the orange mess.
Original Lyrics:
My mind begins the arrangments.
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Bending all the truth, bending all the truth'
Bending all the truth, bending all the truth'
Original Lyrics:
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth.
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth.
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink triangle, honestly
Original Lyrics:
Pink triangle on her sleeve
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink triangle, long asleep.
Original Lyrics:
Pink triangle on her sleeve.
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See a Swede in floral prints
Original Lyrics:
See a sweet in floral prints
"Pink Triangle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Things I'd angled honestly
Original Lyrics:
Pink triangle on her sleeve
"Pork and Beans"
Misheard Lyrics:
lost her school
Original Lyrics:
lost your cool
"Saturday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' a stance
Boogie the nights like in France
Boogie the nights like in France
The night away
Boogie the nights like in France
Boogie the nights like in France
The night away
Original Lyrics:
Takin' your stance
Over your nights like your friends
Over your nights like your friends
The night away
Over your nights like your friends
Over your nights like your friends
The night away
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flip on the telly, wrestle with deer meat
Original Lyrics:
Flip on the telly, wrestle with Jimmy
I can't tell which one is worse.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend, James Sheahan, awoke an ancient demon.
Original Lyrics:
This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is Antarctica
Original Lyrics:
My love is a life taker
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is Rap-Logical.
Original Lyrics:
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is Rap-Logical.
Original Lyrics:
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is a life to go.
Original Lyrics:
My love is a life taker.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
Your dog is a heartbreaker.
Your dog is a heartbreaker.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
your job is a heartbreak-o
say it ain't so
my love is a life take-o
your job is a heartbreak-o
say it ain't so
my love is a life take-o
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's Cold War
Is giving me chills.
Is giving me chills.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills.
Is giving me chills.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine is drowning my baseboards.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine is crowding my icebox.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine is drowning my icebox
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills.
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills.
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's hiding a clown in my icebox.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine is crowdin' my icebox.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's hiney is crowding my icebox
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine is crowding my icebox
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's hiney is crowding my own spot
Somebody's toe wart is giving me chills
Somebody's toe wart is giving me chills
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's heine is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's hurtin'
Strolling my basecoat.
Strolling my basecoat.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine
Is crowding my icebox.
Is crowding my icebox.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bottle of Seagrams awakens ancient feelings
Original Lyrics:
This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bottle of Steven's
Awakens ancient demons.
Awakens ancient demons.
Original Lyrics:
This bottle of Steven's
Awakens ancient feelings.
Awakens ancient feelings.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bottle of Steven's
Or Lincoln's ancient beatings.
Or Lincoln's ancient beatings.
Original Lyrics:
This bottle of Steven's
Awakens ancient feelings.
Awakens ancient feelings.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bottle of Steven
Awakens ancient demons.
Awakens ancient demons.
Original Lyrics:
This bottle of Stephen's
Awakens ancient feelings.
Awakens ancient feelings.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient demons
Original Lyrics:
This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bottle of semen awakens ancient feelings
Original Lyrics:
This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This song is drowing in the flood.
Original Lyrics:
The son is drowing in the flood.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This song is drowning in the blood
Original Lyrics:
The son is drowning in the flood
I make fun of her about it constantly.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This way there's a water slide away from me
That chicks are full of everyday.
That chicks are full of everyday.
Original Lyrics:
This way is a waterslide away from me
That takes you further every day.
That takes you further every day.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You cleaned up, found Jesus
Things are oh-so ayer.
Things are oh-so ayer.
Original Lyrics:
You cleaned up, found Jesus
Things are good, also I hear.
Things are good, also I hear.
'Ayer' means yesterday in Spanish.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your son is drowning in my soul.
Original Lyrics:
The son is drowning in the flood.
"Say It Ain't So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
your dog is a heartbreaker.
Original Lyrics:
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz' I don't want a break
Your fine face sucking d***
The way you wanna rough me up
As I just smile.
Your fine face sucking d***
The way you wanna rough me up
As I just smile.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't want to break
Your fine face I can't take
The way you wanna wrap me up
Inside your smile.
Your fine face I can't take
The way you wanna wrap me up
Inside your smile.
"Surf Wax America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My buddy Zed would, but he's off in Milan
They say they think so, but his agent would not.
They say they think so, but his agent would not.
Original Lyrics:
My buddies and their honeys all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along.
They seem invincible as they surf along.
"Surf Wax America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My buddy's enema is all comin' on
[unintelligible] but it saves him from 'Nam
[unintelligible] but it saves him from 'Nam
Original Lyrics:
My buddies and their honeys all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along.
They seem invincible as they surf along.
"Surf Wax America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take your car to work I'll take my Ford
Original Lyrics:
You take your car to work I'll take my board
"Surf Wax America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of view
I'm still aboard.
I'll take my board
And when you're out of view
I'm still aboard.
Original Lyrics:
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat.
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat.
"Surf Wax America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take your courderoys
I'll take my board.
I'll take my board.
Original Lyrics:
You take your car to work
I'll take my board.
I'll take my board.
"Surfwax America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take your car to work
I'll take my boy.
I'll take my boy.
Original Lyrics:
You take your car to work
I'll take my board.
I'll take my board.
"The End of the Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
The manatee can’t find you
Original Lyrics:
The melody can’t find you
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken booty, makin' sweet love all the night
Original Lyrics:
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a gnome-man anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a lone-man anymore.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a no-man anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be an old man anymore.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a nomad anymore
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be an old man anymore
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a nomad anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be an old man anymore.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be alone, man, anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be an old man anymore.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I have sugar in my tank
Original Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Yeah, kiddie! I want sugar in my tea.
Yeah, kiddie! I want sugar in my tea.
Original Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea.
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I was shorter in my teens
Hear me? I was shorter in my teens.
Hear me? I was shorter in my teens.
Original Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea.
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I was sober in my teens.
Hear me? I was sober in my teens
Hear me? I was sober in my teens
Original Lyrics:
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea.
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
School is crap, I've had it.
Original Lyrics:
Screw this crap, I've had it.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With out is Old Man
Cane would have fallen to hit the ground.
Cane would have fallen to hit the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Without an old-man cane
I fall and hit the ground.
I fall and hit the ground.
"The Good Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without an old man came
Original Lyrics:
Without an old man cane
"The World Has Turned And Left Me Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just made love to your sweet memory
One thousand times in my hand.
One thousand times in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I just made love to your sweet memory
One thousand times in my head.
One thousand times in my head.
"The World Has Turned And Left Me Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Navy, you didn't.
Original Lyrics:
Or maybe you didn't.
"The World Has Turned and Left Me Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning purple everyday
Original Lyrics:
Turning further everyday
"Tired Of Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cinnabun, I can't say 'no'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sinner, but I can't say 'no'.
"Tired of Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said
(What I said)
Oh I'm sorry, to that girl
I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no
(Say no)
Ashamed of what I said
(What I said)
Oh I'm sorry, to that girl
I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no
(Say no)
Original Lyrics:
I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said
(What I said)
Oh I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no
(Say no)
Ashamed of what I said
(What I said)
Oh I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no
(Say no)
"Tired of Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday night, I’m makin’ Jen.
Tuesday night, I’m makin’ men.
Tuesday night, I’m makin’ men.
Original Lyrics:
Monday night, I’m makin’ Jen.
Tuesday night, I’m makin’ Gwen.
Tuesday night, I’m makin’ Gwen.
"Troublemaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs stupid books? They offer Betty Crooks
Original Lyrics:
Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks
"Undone (The Sweater Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so stoned.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so stoked.
The two men talking in the beginning of the song are actually Matt (Weezer bassist at the time) and Karl (proprietor of weezer.com, the guy with the one-word answers), while the woman talking later on is Mykel (she and her sister Carli were the first presidents of the Weezer Fan Club).
"Undone - The Sweater Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold this man as I walk away.
Original Lyrics:
Hold this thread as I walk away.
"Undone - The Sweater Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy this sitar
Let's be thin while you spork away
I hate to see you lyin' there
eatin' your Superman spinach
Let's be thin while you spork away
I hate to see you lyin' there
eatin' your Superman spinach
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
in your Superman skivvies
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
in your Superman skivvies
"Undone - The Sweater Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy this sweatahhh
Let's hold hands and just walk away
It's good to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skippies.
Let's hold hands and just walk away
It's good to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skippies.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skivvies.
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skivvies.
"Undone - The Sweater Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy your tank top
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lined up
Gettin' your Superman tickets.
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lined up
Gettin' your Superman tickets.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skivvies.
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skivvies.
"Undone - The Sweater Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice skunk undone
Original Lyrics:
I've come undone
"Undone - The Sweater Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to eat my sweater
or
If you want to steal my sweater
or
If you want to steal my sweater
Original Lyrics:
If you want to destroy my sweater
"We Are All On Drugs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you sure break the school
'Cause you think you're really cool.
'Cause you think you're really cool.
Original Lyrics:
And you show up late for school
'Cause you think you're really cool.
'Cause you think you're really cool.
"Why Bother?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's just sex that would attract you.
Original Lyrics:
But it's just sexual attraction
"Why Bother?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a crime machine, I'm all alone
No witch, you - no hurt, no anyone
Won't deny my of my head
Crack it open and the odd we shared
No witch, you - no hurt, no anyone
Won't deny my of my head
Crack it open and the odd we shared
Original Lyrics:
It's a crying shame, I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head
Crack it open and let me out of here
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head
Crack it open and let me out of here
"Why Bother?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My father is gonna hurt me
Original Lyrics:
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
"Why Bother?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My father's gonna hurt me
'Sgonna kill when you desert me.
'Sgonna kill when you desert me.
Original Lyrics:
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me.
It's gonna kill when you desert me.
"Why Bother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a look, but ain't your faint old tool.
Original Lyrics:
You got a look, that made me think you're cool.
"Why Bother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My father, is gonna hurt me,
is gonna kill when you desert me.
is gonna kill when you desert me.
Original Lyrics:
Why bother? its gonna hurt me,
its gonna kill when you desert me.
its gonna kill when you desert me.
"Why Bother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not with you--nuh-uh! No way, woman
Original Lyrics:
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
"You Gave Your Love To Me Softly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still, your Dijon
Lingers on and on and on
Lingers on and on and on
or
Still, your vision
Lingers on and on and on
Lingers on and on and on
or
Still, your vision
Lingers on and on and on
Lingers on and on and on
Original Lyrics:
Still, your Bijon
Lingers on and on and on
Lingers on and on and on
"Zombie Bastards"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the jumbo, to the jumbo
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the jungle, to the jungle
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