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There are 54 misheard song lyrics for Andy Williams on amIright currently.
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"(Where Do I Begin?) Love Story" (MP3)
To tell the story of how greater love can be
To tell the story of how great a love can be
"Anniversary Song"
Two hearts gently beating were Myrna and Lowe
Two hearts gently beating were murmuring low
"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
I'll find Bugs Bunny, wait and see.
I'll find somebody, wait and see.
"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
I'll find some crowded avenue
Though it will be empty when I do.
I'll find some crowded avenue
Though it will be empty without you.
"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
Who'll wear my kitten? Only me.
Who am I kidding? Only me.
I hear it still, I always will
Best of the big
Parade
I hear it still, I always will
Best on the bill
Charade
Bring Christmas bells
Ring Christmas bells
Jesus is here
Jesus is king
Loudly complain
Loudly proclaim
Rain Christmas bells
Ring Christmas bells
The happy tail
The happy tale
The happy trail
The happy tale
Three Christmas bells
Ring Christmas bells
Wee Christmas bells
Ring Christmas bells
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Children's eyes are white to see
Children's eyes are wide to see
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Christmas prison, Christmas tree
Christmas present, Christmas tree
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Christmas prison
Christmas Present
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Was a gift from someone's car
Was a gift from someone's heart
It's my hat behind your ear.
It's my happy heart you hear.
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
And Hickory Farms
And Dickory Dock
I wonder if this had anything to do with "Hickory Dickory Dock".
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
And Tickety Tock
And dickory dock
Tickety Tock is a clock-based character from Blue's Clues. (But he didn't exist when this song was made, so I don't think this mishearing is plausible.)
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
And don't forget to hang up your stock(ing)
And don't forget to hang up your sock
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
And don't forget to hang up your stock
And don't forget to hang up your sock
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
He'll leave an elephant stink
He'll leave a peppermint stick
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
So leave a box of Bisquick
So leave a peppermint stick
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
So leave deodorant stick
So leave a peppermint stick
"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day"
And in the spell
And in despair
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts overflowing
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
There'll be parties for Holsteins
Marshmallows for Tolkien.
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And Carolyn out in the snow.
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And carolin' out in the snow.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
There'll be potties for hosting
Marcela is toasting.
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for roasting.
This is NOT a 'Traditional' song. It was written in 1963 by songwriters Eddie Pola and George Wyle. Andy Williams performed the very first recorded version of it that same year, and different musicians have recorded their own versions of it over the years.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
With those hollow, degrading
All-gay orgy meetings.
With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
And everyone telling you'll be a good king
And everyone telling you be of good cheer
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
And hearts will be growing
And hearts will be glowing
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
And hearts will be growing
And hearts will be glowing
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Marshmallows for coasting
Marshmallows for toasting
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
There'll be Barney for hosting
There'll be parties for hosting
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
There'll be scary book stories
There'll be scary ghost stories
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
There'll be scary toast stories and tales of the Gories
There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
There’ll be scary Post Toasties
There'll be scary ghost stories
Post Toasties are Post's version of corn flakes.
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
They'll be telling ghost stories
There'll be scary ghost stories
"Love Is Blue (L'amour Est Bleu)"
Blue, blue, my love is blue
Blue, blue, my world is blue
Dew drifters, off to see the world
Two drifters, off to see the world
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in Styal some day
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day
Styal is a village not far from where I grew up. It makes just as much sense.
Tube drifters, off to see the world
Two drifters, off to see the world
"O Little Town of Bethlehem"
The science stars go by
The silent stars go by
It's a happy feeling jumping in the world with pie
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
"Speak Softly, Love" (MP3)
I feel your wounds
The tender trembling moments start.
I feel your words
The tender trembling moments start.
"Speak Softly, Love" (MP3)
I fill your worlds
The tender trembling moments start.
I feel your words
The tender trembling moments start.
"The Bilbao Song"
That old Bill Bauer moon
That old Bilbao moon
"The Bilbao Song"
That old Bill's bowel movement
That old Bilbao moon
"The Bilbao Song"
That old big ballroom
That old Bilbao Moon
"The Days Of Wine And Roses"
The days of whinin' roses
The days of wine and roses