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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Gretchen Wilson
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Gretchen Wilson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 54 misheard song lyrics for Gretchen Wilson on amIright currently.
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"All Jacked Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserve to puke.
I deserve to puke.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserved it, too.
I deserved it, too.
"Cheating"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about chicken
I think about you eating.
I think about you eating.
Original Lyrics:
When I think about cheating
I think about you leaving.
I think about you leaving.
"Come to Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Darwin, come to bed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Darling, come to bed.
"Here For The Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the money.
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party.
"Here For The Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring on the cowboys and pick up mines.
Original Lyrics:
So bring on cowboys and their pick-up lines.
"Here For The Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm here for the 40.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm here for the party.
"Here for the Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the hardy
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party
"Here for the Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the potty
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party
"Homewrecker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Homewrecker, I know what you're doin'
Ya think you're gonna reel with what I got?
Ya think you're gonna reel with what I got?
Original Lyrics:
Homewrecker, I know what you're doin'
Ya think you're gonna ruin what I got?
Ya think you're gonna ruin what I got?
"Pocahantas Proud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
We don't give a besiley.
We don't give a besiley.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
We don't get up easily.
We don't get up easily.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope that Oprah doesn't sing this song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every -- oh, complete this -- song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Opa Cefus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
'Bocephus' is a nickname for Hank Williams, Jr., bestowed on him by his dad, Hank Sr. He's made at least one record using that name.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Opal Cefus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Uncle Remus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every--oh! Folks, sing this song!
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words
To every Opal Cephus song.
To every Opal Cephus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words
To every Ol' Bocephus song.
To every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all to words
To every old folk singer song.
or
And I know all the words
To every old folks sing this song.
To every old folk singer song.
or
And I know all the words
To every old folks sing this song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words
To every ol' Bocephus song.
To every ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know the words to every opal sleepless song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I say, 'Hey y'all, ain't he hard?'
Original Lyrics:
And I say, 'Hey y'all!' and 'Yee haw!'
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to all my sisters. I've been keepin' it country.
Original Lyrics:
Here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't no high class fraud
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no high class broad
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a red neck woman
This is my last yarn bra.
This is my last yarn bra.
Original Lyrics:
I am a redneck woman
I ain't no high-class broad.
I ain't no high-class broad.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know all the words to every tan your tucker song.
Original Lyrics:
I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say “hey ya!” And “hee haw”
Original Lyrics:
I say “hey y’all” and “yee-haw”
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say “hey y’all” and watch Hee Haw.
Original Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say, `Hey ol' Andy Hall'.
Original Lyrics:
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take bridal double rings
And say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
And say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
Was wondering what bridal double rings had to do with being redneck.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or in a redneck school cafe.
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or in a redneck school cafe.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern-arena honky tonk
I want a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
In a tavern-arena honky tonk
I want a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'eat hog'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say hey y'all, Andy Hall.
Original Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high-glass frog
Original Lyrics:
I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high-class fraud
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no hack-a**ed broad.
I ain't no hack-a**ed broad.
Original Lyrics:
I am a redneck woman
I ain't no high-class broad.
I ain't no high-class broad.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no half-class broad.
I ain't no half-class broad.
Original Lyrics:
I am a redneck woman
I ain't no high-class broad.
I ain't no high-class broad.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a pride of Dublin raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product Double Rings
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
What the heck are Double Rings you ask? I thought it might be some kind of red neck euphemism.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, 'Hey y'all, Annie Hall'.
And I say, 'Hey y'all, Annie Hall'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, 'Hey, y'all, and yee-haw.
And I say, 'Hey, y'all, and yee-haw.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisins.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
She actually elides the "g" in raising (as often done with many gerunds; that is, "-ing" words), so it sounds like "raisin" (which in this case could be confused with a certain fruit)
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my ravin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of the Range
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
or
I'm just a product of the Ridge
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
or
I'm just a product of the Ridge
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the pride of tougher raisin'
And I say, 'Hey y'all, ain't he hot?'
And I say, 'Hey y'all, ain't he hot?'
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, 'Hey y'all!' and 'Yee haw!'
And I say, 'Hey y'all!' and 'Yee haw!'
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the product of a raisin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so proud of my double trailer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a product of my raising.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd gettin' straight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of skids my sh** has made.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid, and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of skin or chemistry.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of skinning kittens straight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I can't swig that sweet champaign; I'd rather drink beer on ice
Original Lyrics:
No, I can't swig that sweet champaign; I'd rather drink beer all night
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rick told me a secret: well, their stuff's real nice
Original Lyrics:
Victoria's secret, their stuff's real nice.
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, but I combine the same damn thing
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
"When I Think About Cheating" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about Jesus
Original Lyrics:
When I think about cheating
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