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There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Wizzard on amIright currently.
"Angel Fingers (A Teen Ballad)"
Ancient fingers
Angel fingers
"Ball Park Incident"
The sheriff came up to wrestle my mother
The sheriff came on to question my brother
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa's balls are on the way
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Let the bells ring out for Hitler
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Let your balls hang out for Christmas
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Let your bowels wring out for Christmas
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Now the Omicron's appeared
And it's frozen up my beard
Now the frosticals appeared
And they've frozen up my beard
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Now the testicles appear
Now the frosticles appear
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Oh I wish it could be Guinness everyday
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Oh I wish it could be p***-ups everyday
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to pay
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Well I wish it could be Hitler everyday
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like a blow
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like to know
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Why don't you give your drugs for Christmas
Why don't you give your love for Christmas
"See My Baby Jive"
Everyone you meet coming down the street just to see my baby drive.
Everyone you meet coming down the street just to see my baby jive.
"See My Baby Jive"
Everyone's coming down the street
just to see my baby die.
Everyone you meet coming down the street
just to see my baby jive.
"See My Baby Jive"
Let me warn you, mate, coming down the street just to see my baby drive
every one you meet coming down the street just to see my baby jive
"See My Baby Jive"
Look out! Look out! You better watch out
You might as well go home
She said my bread gets into your head
So give me back my cone
Look out! Look out! Your Momma will shout
You might as well go home
She said my bed gets into your hair
So give me back my comb
"See My Baby Jive"
Look out! Look out! You'd better get out
You might as well go home
She said my Fred is coming to bed
So give me back my clothes
Look out! Look out! Your Momma will shout
You might as well go home
She said my bed gets into your hair
So give me back my comb
"See My Baby Jive"
That senna pod is turning me on
That tenor horn is turning me on
"See My Baby Jive"
The sailor's horn is turning me on
He's dropped down to his knees
The bollock sack is calling me back
This dog ain't got no fleas
That tenor horn is turning me on
He's dropped down to his knees
Oh boy that sax is calling me back
This dog ain't got no fleas
"See My Baby Jive"
You say my bed gets into your hair
You say my beard gets into your hair