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"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers" (MP3)
They got a lot of nice girls there
or
Soundin' like an anchor house from Mother Pearl.
Soundin' lot like a House Congressional.
"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers" (MP3)
With my can of dinner and a bunch of wine
With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine
And the choice is up to you 'cause they come in two classes
Dadgum shades or cheap sunglasses
And the choice is up to you 'cause they come in two classes
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
In her porcupine Levi's
In her funky fine Levi's
So go out and get yourself some nice black friends
With one being so dark, they don't even know his name.
So go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark, they don't even know your name.
"Concrete And Steel"
Hey baby, it works for me.
Hey baby, what's the deal?
"Consumption"
Can't function
Consumption
"Consumption"
She's a mean mistreater, killing me by degrees.
I seem to be mistreatin' killing me by degrees.
"Dipping Low (In the Lap of Luxury)"
Dear beloved
Dippin' low
I got the double back for kids, double back for kids.
I got to double back again, double back again.
I'm gonna ride a little vagina
I'm gonna write a letter to China
"Enjoy And Get It On" (MP3)
Coco and Jorby, really enjoy gettin' it on.
Could she enjoy me? Really enjoy gettin' it on.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
Don't wait up until we move
or
Don't let up in chewy food
Don't let up until we're through
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
Guilty of a muffin
And all your bugging p*sses too!
Gimme all your lovin'
All your hugs 'n' kisses too!
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
Hit me like a tunnel head.
Hit me like a ton of lead.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
I got da habashox
Of wachagocka ho so iss swee.
I got to have a shot
Of what you got is oh so sweet.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
Like Boomer and a needle repeat
Like a boomerang, I need a repeat.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
Like a poodle and a beagle in heat.
Like a boomerang I need a repeat.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
You got to move it up
And use it like a screwball would
You got to move it up
And use it like a school boy would
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" (MP3)
You got too wishy-washy
You got to whip it up
"Got Me Under Pressure" (MP3)
She don't like other women
she likes wimps that change
She don't like other women
she likes whips and chains
"Heard It On The X" (MP3)
I hurt you, I hurt you
I hurt you on the 'L'.
I heard it, I heard it
I heard it on the X.
And I thank Seuss
And I thank you
"I'm Bad I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
And a beautician out the wheel
And a beautician at the wheel
"I'm Bad I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I had Geno in the back
I had three more in the back
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
Got a blues band on the deck, my reputation at the wheel
Got a bluesman in the back, a beautician at the wheel
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I'm Dad, I'm raisin' 5.
I'm bad, I'm Nationwide.
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I'm bad, I made your wife.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I'm bad, I'm Asian white
I'm bad, I'm nationwide
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I'm bad, I'm Nathan White.
I'm bad, I'm Nationwide.
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I'm bad, salvation wide.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I'm black, I may sound white.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
I'm black, I'm Asian white.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
(This is in a motorcycle commercial now) It starts with a pretty simple, but cool and jazzy, low bass riff:
Badda Ba Ba Ba Ba
BADDA BA Badda Ba Ba Ba Ba
(this bass riff continues through unintelligible lyrics)
Whattadabeseetye
Insuchatreeseedye
Whena due sue whya thea
(Three more lines of similar "lyrics," and then, a *single* recognizable line)
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'Bout that shack outside La Grange
And you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.
Have mercy.
A pow, pow, pow, pow, a pow.
A pow, pow, pow.
Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
But now I might be mistaken.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Ah have mercy.
But now I am Mr. Gibbons
But now I might be mistaken
I hear it's time most every night
I hear it's tight most every night
In that Jetson town
In that Texas town
The air is fine if you've got the time
AND
The air is tight most every night
I hear it's fine if you've got the time
AND
I hear it's tight most every night
Well hair is fine, if you got the time,
And that tan dookie, just settle down.
Well, I hear it's fine, if you got the time,
And the ten to get yourself in.
Well now, I might peel a sticker.
Well, now, I might be mistaken.
Well, now I might eat some bacon.
Well, now, I might be mistaken.
"Legs"
Everybody wants some sake
And she can use it.
Everybody wants to see
If she can use it.
"Legs"
Motherf***er's dancing, she knows what to do
Every time she's dancin', she knows what to do
"Legs"
Oh, I want her
Sure, I got to have her.
Oh I want her
Said I got to have her.
"Legs"
She's gone west
She's got legs
"Legs"
She's got a chess set
Down in her panties.
She's kinds jet set
Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
She's got a chin strap tied to her panties.
She's kinda jet-set; try to undo her panties.
"Legs"
She's got a jet set
Cruisin' through her panties.
She's kinds jet set
Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
She's got a tit set that'll drive you batty
She's kinds jet set Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
She's got a train set, she got from her granny
She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties
"Legs"
She's got lips down to her panties...
She's kinds jet set
Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
She's got rent
She's got legs
"Legs"
She's got time
All of the time.
She's gotta dime
All of the time.
"Legs"
She's got wet
She's got legs
"Legs"
She's gotta dine
All of her time.
She's gotta dime
All of the time.
"Legs"
She's out west
She's got legs
"Living on Tulsa Time"
Living on closing time
Living in Tulsa time
"My Head's In Mississippi" (MP3)
I've been shifting through the Jetsons' sand.
or
I've been shifting through the Texas sand.
I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand.
"My Head's In Mississippi" (MP3)
I've been shuffling through the Texas sand.
I've been shifting through the Texas sand.
"My Head's In Mississippi" (MP3)
Last night I saw a cop gun
...
Last night I saw a naked cock gill.
Last night I saw a cowgirl
...
Last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
"My Head's In Mississippi" (MP3)
She was mumblin' to some Hollywoof.
She was mumblin' to some howlin' woof.
"My Head's in Mississippi" (MP3)
I'm shovelin' through to Texas and
I'm shovelin' through the Texas sand
A pearl necklace.
Shivanna's pearl necklace.
A pearl necklace.
She want a pearl necklace.
Pair of misfits
Pearl necklace
She wants a pair of nitwits
She wants a pearl necklace
She won a pair o' neck breasts.
She wants a pearl necklace
She wore a Baronette Dress.
She wore a pearl necklace.
She wore a pair of neck fish
She wore a pearl necklace.
She wore a pair of neck fish
She wore a pearl necklace.
She wore a pearl neck brace.
She wore a pearl necklace.
She wore a purple neckbrace...
She wore a pearl necklace...
She wore a turtle-neck dress.
She wore a pearl necklace.
You wanna buy a necklace?
She wore a pearl necklace
a fur neckbrace
a pearl necklace
"Rough Boy"
Ain't got no crap
Ain't got no rap
"Rough Boy"
I ain’t got a chain
I ain’t got a chance
"Rough Boy"
I am the one who can fake belief
I am the one who can fade the heat
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a fat a**ed man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a star dust man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout her guys best friend.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause ev'ry girl is crazy 'bout a short, dressed man.
'Cause ev'ry girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause every girl is crazy 'bout a shot glass man
'Cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shoplift man.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
'Cause every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause everybody's crazy 'bout a slide trombone.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause everybody's crazy, but I damn sure can.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause everyone's crazy for Shotgun Sam.
'Cause every girl's crazy bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause women go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
'Cause women go crazy 'bout a shirtless man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
America's crazy 'bout a shark-a**ed nun.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
America's crazy about a sharp dressed man
'Cause every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Bill Watts down at the ring
I ain't missing not a single thing.
Gold watch, diamond rings
I ain't missing not a single thing.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Black coat, top hat
I don't wear 'em cause my mamma's fat.
Top coat, top hat
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Blue’s Clues
New shoes
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Butt-wipes, nalim rain
Gold watch, diamond ring
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Clean Shirt and blue shoes
Clean shirt, new shoes
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Could hear 'em go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl crazy 'bout a sub-dressed man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl crazy about a shovel in the hand.
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy about her garbage man.
or
Every girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's 'fraid of a Star Trek Fan
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy 'bout a jock strap man.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-a**ed man.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-assed man
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy 'bout a shy, class man.
Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy about a not-dressed man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy about a shy best man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl's crazy, but it sure does me.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girls crazy 'bout a shocked a** man.
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girls crazy 'bout a shotgun man
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girls crazy about a short, deaf man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girls crazy about a shot glass man
Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
They never go crazy 'bout a shot gun man.
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Everybody's crazy bout a shot glass man
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Everyone's crazy about a shot gun smash.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Heaven knows crazy
Found a sharp-dressed man
Every girl's crazy for a sharp-dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Isuzu
New shoes
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Jive coat, jive hair
But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's bare.
Top coat, top hat
But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Lookin' sharp, wookin' pa nub
Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Mary got pregnant from a sharp-dressed man.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Never go crazy for a short fat man
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Never gone crazy, but it's just as planned.
Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
No I ain't missing not a single thing
No item missing, not a single thing
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Shark a** man
Sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Shark ass man
Sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Silk Seuss
Silk suit
Seuss as in Dr. Seuss
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Slow watt, diamond ring
I ain't missin' 'bout a single thing
The cufflinks, the stick pin
When I step out, I'm gonna do you in
Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' 'bout a single thing
And cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out, I'm gonna do you in
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
The animal's crazy in a sawdust land.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
They come drummin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for our garage band.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girls crazy 'bout to shut this thang
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a shy, deaf man.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Tom goat, Tom cat.
I need to worry 'cause my wallet's flat
Top coat, top hat.
I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Top Cat
Top hat
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Tried coke, tried hash
but I'm not worried 'cause my wallets fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
Top coat, top hat,
but I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Top coat, top hat, I don't wear it cuz my mom is fat
Top coat, top hat, I don't wear it cuz my wallet's fat
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my woman's fat.
Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Top coat, top hat
I won't wear em 'cause my body's fat.
Top coat, top hat
But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Would have gone crazy if I'd shot that man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
You ever go crazy for a sharp dressed man?
Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man
"Sharp-Dressed Man" (MP3)
Every girl crazy about a summertime man.
Every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man" (MP3)
Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man
Every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
Secrets of a secret band.
Slip into my sleeping bag
Sickle-cell anemia
Slip inside my sleeping bag
Simple Simon says the band.
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Sleep in someone's sleepin' bag
Slip inside my sleepin' bag
Slip 'n slide, I'll see her back.
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Slipping, sliding, sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Stuck inside my sleeping bag.
Slip inside my sleeping bag
Super Agent Secret Man
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Super Santa saves the day.
Slip inside my sleepin' bag.
Super cypher sleepingbag
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Super saver sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Super sidewalk sweeping man
Slip inside my sleeping bag
Super sonic speaker pack
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Supersonic cigarette
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
Supersonic sleepin' bag.
Slip inside my sleepin' bag.
Supersonic sleepin' bag
Sleep inside my sleepin' bag
Supersonic sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag
Supersonic sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag
We'll cook in 'til it's green outside.
We'll tuck it in until it's clean out of sight.
Well it makes no diff'rence 'cause there ain't no debt
Oh, we'll whip out our mattress 'cause there ain't no beds
"Stages"
Stages, Steve won't change it
Stages, feel your raging love.
Stages keep on changing
Stages rearranging love.
"Stages"
Then you left me Spanish all alone
Then you left me standing all alone
Gimme some tonight
Gimme somethin' now
Gimme somethin' else
Gimme somethin' now
I like the answer-ramas and the TV on me too
I like the enchiladas and the teriyaki too
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
She do the Disney Boogie
She do the Tube Snake Boogie
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
She do the Tuesday boogie
She do the tube snake boogie
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
She'd do the Tuesday boogie
She do the tube snake boogie
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all knife long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all knife long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, woogie all night long.
Charles Miller adds: "When this song originally debuted, the title and lyrics were, indeed, 'Tube Steak Boogie'. However, radio stations were hesitant to announce this title, or even play the song because it's a nasty title and a nasty song. Everyone down South, and especially in Texas, knows what 'tube steak' is, and that's how the song was written. In order to get the airplay on radio stations, the record producers changed the printed title and lyrics to 'tube snake,' which doesn't make any sense at all. but it wasn't as offensive as 'tube steak'. Additionally, the studio went back and distorted the word 'steak,' so it doesn't sound like 'steak' or 'snake' or anything else --- it just sounds like a glitch in the tape, if you listen closely." [Ed.'s note: My apologies, but I can't believe Mr. Miller, hence I switched the lyrics around. If anyone else can confirm his story, let me know.]
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
Two Step Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie" (MP3)
Two snake boogie
Tube Snake Boogie
"Tush"
Dallas Texas, I been wooed
Dallas Texas, Hollywood
"Tush"
Damn those taxes, Hollywood!
Dallas, Texas... Hollywood
"Tush"
Down Los Texas, Hollywood
Dallas, Texas, HollywoodTush
"Tush"
I said Lord take me downtown,
I'm just looking for some touch
I said Lord take me downtown,
I'm just looking for some tush
I used to think the song was called "I ain't asking for much". Then I thought it was called "Touch".
"Tush"
I said love will take me downtown,
I'm just looking for some tush
I said Lord take me downtown,
I'm just looking for some tush
In this case, it makes it either seem much more storied or much more sexual, whether downtown is a place or a euphemism.
"Tush"
I said, mom, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush.
I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush.
"Tush"
I've been bad, I've been good,
Dallas, Texas, I've been wood
I've been bad, I've been good,
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood
"Velcro Fly"
Girl you look at the books
On your pants makes you wanna dance
Hey, look at the hooks
On your pants makes you wanna dance
"Velcro Fly"
To hold the seams off your five blue jeans.
or
To hold the seams off your tie, blue jeans.
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
"Velcro Fly"
To hold and squeeze off your fly blue jeans
or
To hold the seams off your tied blue jeans
or
To hold the seams off your tied blue jeans
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans
"Velcro Fly"
To hold the seams on your vine blue jeans
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
"Velcro Fly"
To hold the seams on your vinyl jeans.
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
People eat bagels.
Viva Las Vegas!
People on skates
Viva, Las Vegas