Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for September 3, 2024

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Frankie Laine's, "Rose Rose I Love You" Misheard Lyrics: Loaded scented breezes and swaying farms. Original Lyrics: Lotus scented breezes and swaying palms.

1960s
Donovan's, "Wear Your Love Like Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: Wear your love like leather Original Lyrics: Wear your love like heaven	Neil Diamond's, "Sweet Caroline" Misheard Lyrics: Sweet terabyte Original Lyrics: Sweet Caroline

1970s
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia" Misheard Lyrics: There's something broken hearted Ooh, since the day we parted Original Lyrics: Yes I've been broken hearted Blue since the day we parted	Addrissi Brothers', "Nanny" Misheard Lyrics: Such a freak Original Lyrics: Soft and sweet
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock & Roll" Misheard Lyrics: Call me erratic, call me what you will Original Lyrics: Call me a relic, call me what you will	Bread's, "The Guitar Man" Misheard Lyrics: Baby it's the retarded man Original Lyrics: Baby it's the guitar man
Captain & Tennille's, "You Never Done It Like That" Misheard Lyrics: To the Pacific Original Lyrics: To be specific	Carpenters', "Goodbye to Love" Misheard Lyrics: I guess I'm always a gnome Original Lyrics: I guess I've always known
Kenny Loggins', "Whenever I Call You Friend" Misheard Lyrics: Whenever I call your friends Original Lyrics: Whenever I call you friend	Linda Ronstadt's, "Back in the U.S.A." Misheard Lyrics: Come on Dory Original Lyrics: Come on darling
Neil Diamond's, "Longfellow Serenade" Misheard Lyrics: Long fan of Chick-fil-A Original Lyrics: Longfellow serenade	Roxy Music's, "Angel Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, hazel eyes Original Lyrics: Oh, angel eyes
Teddy Pendergrass', "Close the Door" Misheard Lyrics: Ocean floor Original Lyrics: Close the door	The Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays" Misheard Lyrics: (Tell me lies) Original Lyrics: (Tell me why)
The Moody Blues', "Steppin' in a Slide Zone" Misheard Lyrics: I took a ride in a little Z Original Lyrics: I took a ride in a limousine	The O'Jays', "Back Stabbers" Misheard Lyrics: Go back, Sarah Original Lyrics: B-back stabbers

1980s
Animotion's, "Obsession" Misheard Lyrics: You are an essential Original Lyrics: You are an obsession	Animotion's, "Room to Move" Misheard Lyrics: Roto-Rooter Original Lyrics: Room to move
Billy Joel's, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" Misheard Lyrics: Aimed at your rivalrous teen. Original Lyrics: Aimed at your average teen.	Black Lace's, "Agadoo" Misheard Lyrics: The hula Hawaii Original Lyrics: The moon of Hawaii
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name" Misheard Lyrics: Your very first kid was your first kid's goodbye Original Lyrics: Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye	Dire Straits', "Romeo and Juliet" Misheard Lyrics: And a love song rodeo Original Lyrics: And a lovestruck Romeo
Electric Light Orchestra's, "The Diary of Horace Wimp" Misheard Lyrics: Horace in Surf City Original Lyrics: Horace was so sad	Frankie Goes to Hollywood's, "Two Tribes" Misheard Lyrics: When two guys go to war Original Lyrics: When two tribes go to war
Greg Evigan's, "You Can Count on Me" Misheard Lyrics: I hear it in your wrapper Original Lyrics: I hear it in your laughter	Howard Jones', "Like to Get to Know You Well" Misheard Lyrics: Together we can strip down the derriere Original Lyrics: Together we can strip down the barriers
Marillion's, "Incubus" Misheard Lyrics: You fled this scene before Original Lyrics: You've played this scene before	Neil Diamond's, "Heartlight" Misheard Lyrics: Turn on your hot white Original Lyrics: Turn on your heartlight
Phil Collins', "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" Misheard Lyrics: Please don't ever steal your hardware Original Lyrics: Please don't let him steal your heart away	Phil Collins', "Don't Lose My Number" Misheard Lyrics: Tom Petty, run for your life! or Tom Petty won't be alive or Tom Petty dead or alive Original Lyrics: You better run for your life!
Spandau Ballet's, "I'll Fly for You" Misheard Lyrics: Patrick, take the wind Original Lyrics: Passion, take the wind	Tiffany's, "All This Time" Misheard Lyrics: Augustine Original Lyrics: All these tears
Traveling Wilburys', "Handle with Care" Misheard Lyrics: To pee on Original Lyrics: To lean on

1990s
Betty Boo's, "Where are You Baby?" Misheard Lyrics: You're peekin' through the window Original Lyrics: You're peepin' through the window	Del Amitri's, "Be My Downfall" Misheard Lyrics: And let my freedom show Original Lyrics: And let my feelings show
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens" Misheard Lyrics: And janitors Pathmark the gates Original Lyrics: And janitors padlock the gates	Del Amitri's, "Spit in the Rain" Misheard Lyrics: July or Tonight or Denied Original Lyrics: You like
Janet Jackson's, "Black Cat" Misheard Lyrics: Black kid Original Lyrics: Black cat	Kylie Minogue's, "Word Is Out" Misheard Lyrics: Middlesex Original Lyrics: Innocence
Mary J. Blige's, "Real Love" Misheard Lyrics: We are mothers 32 Original Lyrics: We are lovers through and through	Rozalla's, "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)" Misheard Lyrics: Harry Potter screams Original Lyrics: Everybody's free
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner" Misheard Lyrics: At the Domino's on the corner Original Lyrics: At the diner on the corner	The Prodigy's, "Charly" Misheard Lyrics: Charlie says rust Original Lyrics: Charlie says raas

2000s
Major Lazer's, "Pon de Floor" Misheard Lyrics: Twenty-four Original Lyrics: Pon de floor

2010s
Bruno Mars', "Grenade" Misheard Lyrics: Baboon, baboon Original Lyrics: Mad woman, bad woman	Lost Frequencies', "Reality" Misheard Lyrics: Today I got a million, tomorrow I got none. Original Lyrics: Today I got a million, tomorrow, I don't know.
Sabaton's, "Attack of the Dead Men" Misheard Lyrics: It's an attack of the diseased Original Lyrics: It's an attack of the deceased	Sabaton's, "Winged Hussars" Misheard Lyrics: They're outnumbered 50 to one Original Lyrics: They're outnumbered 15 to one

misc
Taylor Swift's, "Mad Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Does she smile? Or does she mouthfuck you forever? Original Lyrics: Does she smile? Or does she mouth, "Fuck you forever"?
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