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1950s
The Champs', "Tequila"
Misheard Lyrics:
The squealer
Original Lyrics:
Tequila
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "She's Always a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always a moron to me
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me
Carly Simon's, "You Belong to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an honoree
Original Lyrics:
You belong to me
Carpenters', "Rainy Days and Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to do but drown
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to do but frown
Elton John's, "Benny and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I met her in a mausoleum
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets Bert Glennon.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep up, with the foxtrot
Don't stop till you get enough
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
Don't stop till you get enough
Neil Diamond's, "Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie geet on bord-a,
We gonna ride till there ain't no mortal goat
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie get on board,
We gonna ride till there ain't no more to go
Parliament's, "Give Up the Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Give up the funk
The Charlie Daniels Band's, "Uneasy Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I had them all out there steppin' an' b****in'
Original Lyrics:
Well I had them all out there steppin' an' a fetchin'
 
1980s
A Flock of Seagulls', "The More You Live, The More You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The song they sing
Original Lyrics:
Or so they say
A Flock of Seagulls', "Transfer Affection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hola, hola
Original Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on
INXS's, "Need You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody dies, yeah, that's okay
Original Lyrics:
Everybody does, yeah, that's okay
James Brown's, "Living in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
System to system
Original Lyrics:
Station to station
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo
or
Oriole
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
Level 42's, "Micro-Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pushing all the buckets
Original Lyrics:
Pushing all the buttons
Level 42's, "The Chinese Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a German back in time
Original Lyrics:
Take a journey back in time
Level 42's, "The Sun Goes Down (Living It Up)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it a crazy motion?
Original Lyrics:
Is it a crazy notion?
Phil Collins', "Another Day In Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t think twice
Original Lyrics:
Oh, think twice
 
1990s
Celine Dion's, "Nothing Broken But My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really don't know lies
Original Lyrics:
I really don't know why
INXS's, "Not Enough Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will make Pine-Sol
Original Lyrics:
We will make time stop
Level 42's, "All Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I film for you
Original Lyrics:
What I feel for you
Level 42's, "Forever Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just heard the piggy bank
or
I just heard Big Ben
Original Lyrics:
I just heard the big bang
Level 42's, "Guaranteed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be this gay with me
Original Lyrics:
Don't play this game with me
Level 42's, "Love in a Peaceful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came from out of Norway
Original Lyrics:
You came from out of nowhere
Mariah Carey's, "Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a pillow
Original Lyrics:
There's a hero
N2Deep's, "Back to the Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little shitty
or
A little titty
or
Little Debbie
Original Lyrics:
A little city
Snap!'s, "Rhythm Is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty little dancer
Original Lyrics:
Rhythm is a dancer
Wilson Phillips', "Give It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
It would be some night
Original Lyrics:
It would be so nice
 
2000s
Cher's, "Song for the Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a song of baloney
Original Lyrics:
This is a song for the lonely
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take my treasure chest
Original Lyrics:
You can take my breath away
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive a car, breakaway
Original Lyrics:
Drop a heart, break a name
Sabaton's, "Primo Victoria"
Misheard Lyrics:
6th of June 1944 Allies are torn in the war
Original Lyrics:
6th of June 1944 Allies are turning the war
Sabaton's, "Primo Victoria"
Misheard Lyrics:
6th of June 1944 Allies are turning the world
Original Lyrics:
6th of June 1944 Allies are turning the war
Sabaton's, "Primo Victoria"
Misheard Lyrics:
6th of June 1944 Allies return in the war
Original Lyrics:
6th of June 1944 Allies are turning the war
Sabaton's, "Primo Victoria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Normandy, state of anarchy
Over, war
Original Lyrics:
Normandy, state of anarchy
Overlord
Sabaton's, "Primo Victoria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our orders were easy - it's "kill or be killed!"
Blood on both sides will be spared
Original Lyrics:
Our orders were easy - it's "kill or be killed!"
Blood on both sides will be spilled
The Pussycat Dolls', "Don't Cha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunkin'
Original Lyrics:
Don't cha
 
2010s
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, ah, she's obese
Original Lyrics:
Ah, ah, she's a beast
Sabaton's, "Carolus Rex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Question me or die
Original Lyrics:
Question me and die
Sabaton's, "Carolus Rex"
Misheard Lyrics:
See Carolus Rex
Original Lyrics:
See Carolus rise
Sabaton's, "Carolus Rex"
Misheard Lyrics:
They thought I was too young to rule the land.
Just as they failed to understand how to rule
Original Lyrics:
They thought I was too young to rule the land.
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
Sabaton's, "Carolus Rex"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the sky
Original Lyrics:
To the skies
 
country
Alan Jackson's, "Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the CMAs
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN
Brooks and Dunn's, "Only in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only in a million
Original Lyrics:
Only in America
Lee Greenwood's, "God Bless the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got arrested in the USA
Original Lyrics:
God bless the USA
Lonestar's, "I'm Already There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met your friends
Original Lyrics:
I'm in your prayers
Oak Ridge Boys', "Y'all Come Back Saloon"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the one most requested
By the Manchin U.S. cowboy
Original Lyrics:
But the one most requested
By the man she knew as "Cowboy"
Walker Hayes', "AA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryna get paid in the middle of May, y'all
Original Lyrics:
Tryna get paid and a little love made, y'all
 
misc
Commercial's, "Cellino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Car crash in Costa Rica
Original Lyrics:
Car crash? Call Cellino

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