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Crass', "Do They Owe Us a Living?"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Please pass the lemons,
Two for me, two for you.
Please pass the lemons,
Two for me, two for you.
Please pass the lemons,
Two for f***ing you!
The Real Lyrics:
Do they owe us a living?
Of course they do, of course they do.
Do they owe us a living?
Of course they do, of course they do.
Do they owe us a living?
Of course they f***ing do!
The Story: High school in SoCal, and my transplant New York punk buddy tried to make out the lyrics; this was the best he could do, but he was violent while (half jokingly) singing these lyrics. - Submitted by: Raton

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