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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
The Misheard Lyrics:
It was 1889
The Real Lyrics:
It was 1989
The Story: I really thought he’d have a time traveling machine and travel back in time the same year the Johnstown Flood occurred. - Submitted by: Matthew Fettes
Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
The Misheard Lyrics:
It's the simple things in life, like Men in Black
The Real Lyrics:
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
The Story: I had NO idea what he was saying here the first few times I heard the song. It honestly sounded like Men in Black. - Submitted by: Patrick
Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Not thinking about the long run
The Real Lyrics:
Not thinking about tomorrow
The Story: I thought it was an Eagles reference in addition to Lynyrd Skynyrd. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Kid Rock's, "Bawitdaba"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Doom with the broom, I said "Drop the chupie"
The Real Lyrics:
Diggy said the boogy Said, 'Up jump the boogy!'
The Story: Drop the chip comes from the Taco Bell commercial where the chihuahua said "Drop the chalupa". - Submitted by: Rick
Kid Rock's, "Bullgod"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I am the pool guy.
The Real Lyrics:
I am the bullgod.
The Story: I was listening to the local rock station when I was living in Miami. The DJ was doing requests at that particular time and a guy calls in. She says, 'What do you want to hear?' The caller says, 'I Am The Pool Guy by Kid Rock.' The DJ starts laughing and asks the guy what he does for a living. You guessed it, he's a pool guy. He was a little disappointed when the DJ explained the true name and lyrics of the song. - Submitted by: Susan Kutell
Kid Rock's, "Bullgod"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I am the pool guy
I am free
The Real Lyrics:
I am the bullgod
The Story: My daughter who was like 6 at the time sang it just as loud as you please, and everyone thought she was messing around, but no she seriously thought he was signing about a pool guy cleaning the pool... - Submitted by: marcia culhane
Kid Rock's, "Cowboy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm swinging my dick up and down the Coaster
The Real Lyrics:
I'm takin' my pick up and down that coast
The Story: i just kept rewinding the near end when I heard it. - Submitted by: Sonoma
Kid Rock's, "I Am The Bullgod"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Spool God
The Real Lyrics:
I am the bullgod.
The Story: worked in a mill where the spooler would always clog up and the guy who would always sing that - when I heard the song around that time, my coworkers and I thought for over a year that was the real lyric - Submitted by: John Elboughton
Kid Rock's, "I Am The Bullgod"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The d-o-p to the d-o-t on the p-o-t to the g-o-d
The Real Lyrics:
The t-o-p to the d-o-g on the p-o-t to the g-o-d
The Story: I'd spent years wondering what a 'dop dot' was. - Submitted by: Glen
Kid Rock's, "I Am the Bullgod"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Bogart
The Real Lyrics:
I am the bullgod
The Story: We called people who held the pipe or joint longer than needed a Bogart, - Submitted by: Mike
Kid Rock's, "I Feel Like Makin' Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like naked love.
The Real Lyrics:
I feel like making love.
The Story: My children (5 and 3 years old) think that this song is called "I Feel Like Naked Love". - Submitted by: Holly
Kid Rock's, "Only God Knows Why"
The Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to hang out in clouds
The Real Lyrics:
It's hard to hang out in crowds
The Story: I thought it WAS hard to hang out in clouds. - Submitted by: Cody Finke

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