Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.
Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not
by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see
misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and
misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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What if you're bent?
Where have you been?
The Story: I thought he said bent, since Matchbox Twenty had a hit with "Bent", at the time recently when this song came out. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Available woman
American woman
The Story: I kinda thought that woman was available... - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Don’t go coming like a dork
Don’t go comin’ ‘round my door
The Story: He was dumb? - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Are you gonna go violate?
Are you gonna go my way?
The Story: I thought he encouraged someone to violate - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Black Velveteen's cunt smells like strawberry kittens. (YES, I *do* understand that's what he's implying but, still. I know he's not really using the "C" word...or is he?). Tee hee.
Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
The Story: No real story. That's just what it's always sounded like to me. LOL - Submitted by: Angela
I want to give away
I want to get away
The Story: I heard this in a commercial for the Bahamas, so I am submitting this here. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
A father's reading's coming over me
A funny feeling's coming over me
The Story: It sounded like it that somehow his father was a psychic. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
So much buried inside
So much pain inside
The Story: It was that I thought so much WAS buried inside - Submitted by: Cody Finke
So much time wasted playing games we love.
So much time wasted playing games with love.
So fist a Katie lady.
Sophisticated lady
The Story: A woman in Longview, Washington named Katie thought Lenny Kravitz sang her name. - Submitted by: Ronald Buckman
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