Scotch

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Scotch's, "Pictures"

The Misheard Lyrics:

I was brought in this morning
Here the boys are a tall king
If you're on to the greenfeel
Maybe you can find all what you need
Memories are far from here
Time has come over my top
But I am Will Magic Thai mascara over me
Remember me today
Pictures of all tests
Discover me today
The secret of my eggs
I have blood on my children
When the boys are not all king
And the run through the breadfield
Little anymore happy they sprained
Memories are far from here
Time has come over my top
But I am Will Magic Thai must cum over me

The Real Lyrics:

I was born in a small place
Here the toys are all talking
And if you run through the green field
Maybe you can find all what you need
Memories are far from here
Time has gone over my time
But I am with my dreams
Time has gone over me
Remembering today
Pictures of old days
Discovering today
The secrets of my Age
I have brought up my children
Where the toys are not talking
And they run through the grey field
With the animals' happiness band
Memories are far from here
Time has gone over my time
But I am with my dreams
Time has gone... follow me

The Story: This entire song is gloriously full of bad English pronunciations and easily misheard lyrics. - Submitted by: Mads Peter

There are more Scotch misheard lyrics available.

Indexes:

[#]

[A]

[B]

[C]

[D]

[E]

[F]

[G]

[H]

[I]

[J]

[K]

[L]

[M]

[N]

[O]

[P]

[Q]

[R]

[S]

[T]

[U]

[V]

[W]

[Y]

[Z]

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