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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

TV Show Scripts', "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I have dog s***!
The Real Lyrics:
I have dog germs!
The Story: Why would Peanuts do anything profane? This is a family show! - Submitted by: Cody Finke
TV Show Scripts', "Arthur's Big Hit"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh, little late
The Real Lyrics:
Uh-oh, middle name
The Story: He really hated his middle name whenever he heard it! But that's not what I heard... - Submitted by: Cody Finke
TV Show Scripts', "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Sue!
The Real Lyrics:
I'll sue!
The Story: Her name is Sally, not Sue! - Submitted by: Cody Finke
TV Show Scripts', "Teletubbies"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Big cock!
The Real Lyrics:
Big hug!
The Story: Some Tinky Winky toy heard somehow heard him saying things like "I got a gun" and "Big cock" instead of "Again, again" and "Big hug". - Submitted by: Cody Finke
TV Show Scripts', "Teletubbies"
The Misheard Lyrics:
F****t, f****t. F****t, f****t. F****t, f****t.
Bite my butt.
The Real Lyrics:
Fidit, fidit Fidit, fidit Fidit, fidit
Mon, mon, mon
The Story: Some Talking Po doll somehow heard her saying things like "F****t, f****t" and "Bite my butt" instead of "Fidit, fidit" and "Mon, mon, mon". - Submitted by: Hunter Sullivan
TV Show Scripts', "Teletubbies"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I got a gun!
The Real Lyrics:
Again, again!
The Story: Some Tinky Winky toy heard somehow heard him saying things like "I got a gun" and "Big cock" instead of "Again, again" and "Big hug". - Submitted by: Cody Finke
TV Show Scripts', "Wheel of Fortune"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just before the show we do numbers to see who would start the game.
The Real Lyrics:
Just before the show we drew numbers to see who would start the game.
The Story: Pat Sajak used to say the original lyrics during the older episodes of 'Wheel of Fortune,' until they started doing the Toss-Up Round. Whoever buzzed in and correctly solved the puzzle was awarded $2000 and was given the right to start the first round. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
TV Show Scripts', "Wheel of Fortune"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Then I'll ask you to give me a letter that's in the puzzle
You'll have three seconds to solve it.
The Real Lyrics:
Then I'll ask you to give me a letter
If it's in the puzzle, you'll have three seconds to solve it.
The Story: These lyrics are spoken during the Speedup Round. - Submitted by: Cody Finke

There are more TV Show Scripts misheard lyrics available.

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