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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine's, "Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss"
The Lyrics:
'Love aint like the movies, it blisters and bruises, and knocks you about with it's fist's. It leaves you a wreckage, all postaged and packaged, and sealed with a Glasgow kiss.
Why:
"Great drinking song, but blacker than a coal miners urine sample.
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