They weren't surprised by the wind and rain They took off any way East, I think that's what they did They were just two of the wildest, bored creatures on Earth Fed up with work, strip bars and loneliness galore In an old oldsmobilie that one of them bought off their father They ate up so much road, they were grinnin' (Then they came upon the thing)
Two hours later they decided to stop at a diner Because they loved the smell of eggs and coffee I just had to smoke a cigarette and wear a hat By the time they set off again, the Sun was starting to set It made the sky look red like a nuclear ray One of them said, "What do you want more than anything in this whole wide world? Do you want money? Do you want sex? Or do you want all that success? I thought about that myself (Then they came upon the thing)