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Song Parodies -> "Kryptonite (Superman)"

Original Song Title:

"Kryptonite"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

3 Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"Kryptonite (Superman)"

Parody Written by:

MysteryGoat

The Lyrics

A long time ago someone fell to earth with super strength
His name was Clark Kent
But as superman fought with much faith
Nothing could hurt him no bullets no evil foo
Poor guys there's nothing they can do, yeah
Nothing could hurt him no bullets no evil foo
Though he's superman he's got a weakness like me and you
Ironically it's a green glowing rock from space
Krypton was the rocks home planet place.

No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite

He's been called strong, he's been called weak
But still he hasn't met defeat
Luther has tried, but he's failed in all attempts since dawn
Someone had found some kryptonite
But it was not green it was red
It was destroyed cause they couldn't get it pawned.

No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite

No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite

Yeah!!

No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
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Adagio - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but good read.
Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Pretty clever usage of original lyrics.
John Jenkins - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
As Johnny D noted, this parody plays off of the original lyrics very effectively, but it would have been a better parody if there had been some variety in the chorus.
Jeff Reuben - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Not a bad job at all
shai - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
its not bad at all
Forester - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
It's spelled "Luthor" (pronounced, loo-THOR). Not Luther.
MysteryGoat - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Who cares.

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