Tryptophan (parody of 3 Doors Down's "Kryptonite")

I took a look 'round the table to
Ease my hunger pains
I saw the cranberry sauce somewhere
Near the pumpkin pie
Saw the gravy boat right there
Beside the turkey
I feel there's nothing I can't eat, yeah

Saw the gravy boat right there
Beside the turkey
After all I saw, I knew it was something
I'd want to eat
I really don't mind what's eaten now and then
As long as you'll be my cook in the end

If I fall asleep then will you still
Wake me for dessert
If I'm snoring loudly, will you
Be there with ear plugs in
I'll be sleepy because of your big
Thanksgiving feast
Tryptophan

Why tell me that you don't like meat
When still your turkey, I will eat
You took for granted all the times I came back into town
I stumbled in and dropped the bread
If not for you, I wouldn't be fed
You picked it up and put it back on the table

If I fall asleep then will you still
Wake me for dessert
If I'm snoring loudly, will you
Be there with ear plugs in
I'll be sleepy because of your big
Thanksgiving feast
Tryptophan

If I fall asleep then will you still
Wake me for dessert
If I'm snoring loudly, will you
Be there with ear plugs in
I'll be sleepy because of your big
Thanksgiving feast
Tryptophan
yeah