We took a trip down to the earth to
pollute our troubled minds.
We had our vast imaginations
to sodomize.
We came to party from the dark
side of the moon
And there is nothing you can do, yeah

We came to party from the dark
side of the moon
We were spinning and glowing like something
from a cartoon.
We're not going to listen to whatever you say
You can't ever get us to go away.

If we are gone then you'll still
be a freaking nerd.
We like to drink and curse and we smoke
as we shoot the bird.
We'll give you a moon spanking if you don't
do us right,
Mooninites.

We called him wimp, we called him geek,
We even called his eyebeams weak.
We pulled out our quad-laser and shot
a gigantic blast.
He moved aside and fired away, and
We got blown to yesterday
We summoned our ship and got the
heck outta there.

If we are gone then you'll still
be a freaking nerd.
We like to drink and curse and we smoke
as we shoot the bird.
We'll give you a moon spanking if you don't
do us right,
Mooninites.

If we are gone then you'll still
be a freaking nerd.
We like to drink and curse and we smoke
as we shoot the bird.
We'll give you a moon spanking if you don't
do us right,
Mooninites.

Yeah!!
If we are gone then you'll still
be a freaking nerd.
We like to drink and curse and we smoke
as we shoot the bird.
We'll give you a moon spanking if you don't
do us right,
Mooninites...